After traveling through ancient times, I came back with the object

"Hahaha I'm dying of laughter! Big truck scud! Why put such a label on such a handsome Gogou! The Dog Love Association strongly condemns it!"

"People who watched the variety show sincerely asked, what the hell is a big truck? Speedy legs? Does it mean that Wen Gou Gou has a lot of hair on his legs?"

"God's legs are hairy..."

However, after everyone clicked on the video and watched it, the funny comments were brushed with question marks.

"Wen: I admit it. I have learned from Wudang, Shaolin carried water, and Emei worshiped tea at Kunlun and swept snow. Now you need money to take a taxi home when you go down the mountain. As long as you remit 200 million to this account, the next big disciple of the deity will be you!"

"Wow, the smell is really amazing! This skill! I thought that the big truck was just teasing him for his strength. Have you seen the video? After he put down the stone, a man hugged him. His face was distorted and he only lifted it up to his calf. !"

"The key is that he is flying up from such a deep pit holding a stone in one hand! Isn't he really a famous disciple who learned to go down the mountain!!"

"I was also shocked, so I specifically asked my cousin, my cousin is from a martial arts school, and said that he has practiced this skill for at least ten years!"

"This character design is too stupid...Isn't it intentional marketing? And the shareholders of a big company are rich and handsome, and they can do martial arts and so on...What a joke!"

"It sounds really ridiculous, but Kyushu Group has his special page, and there are photos of the annual meeting that are updated every year. He has always looked like this for so many years! This year, there are more exposures than before, and he looks much younger than the photos of the annual meeting. Yes, I believe you are in your early twenties!"

"Wuwuwu, I don't care, I want to swish, swish, and then biubiubiu! I don't know if Dagougou can do martial arts, but that kind of sleeves are swishing!"

"Probably, I really want to kidnap him and put him in front of the camera to perform kung fu for me!"

"Sister, You Yishou gave you a thumbs-up, does it mean that if you don't hear it, you will act!"

"Really?"

"..."

"No, look on the Internet, how many people are looking forward to your acting! Your kung fu, if you don't act in martial arts dramas, it's a waste! Do you really not think about it?" You held the phone in one hand and pointed to the comments below Tell me if you don't hear it.

Without smelling it, he slumped on the sofa with a blank expression, looking at Liu Jin who was drawing on the phone.

Seeing his reckless appearance, You Yishou began to sigh, the frequency of sighs was long and short, very rhythmic.He was very calm if he didn't smell it, and threw a gift to Liu Jin.

Mushroom rain started in the barrage.

"The big hook is coming~"

"Da Gougou has been squatting on the fan list and quietly staring at Jin Jin'er, I can see it all! Several of them confessed to Jin Jin'er and were kicked out by him! Very bad!"

"Hey! You can call it Jinjiner! Jinjiner is obviously Da Gogou's pet name! Only Dagougou can be called Jinjiner, and you are not allowed to call it Jinjiner, do you hear me?"

"Help, I don't know the word 衿!"

Fireworks started to explode in the barrage.

Liu Jin, who was changing pens, looked up just in time to see this scene, and said with a smile, "Thank you Fireworks, I love you!" He drew a heart in the air with a vermilion pen.

A sour smell spread from the bullet screen, and he looked jealous even though he had eaten dog food.

"I don't care! Just give it to me!"

"I love you too hehehe—laugh like an idiot~~~"

"By the way, did the friends who are watching now get the mushrooms? I summoned my mother as soon as I got it. My mother was super surprised. She said that wild mushrooms are very expensive, and the delivery is super expensive. Fresh! It's the first time I've tasted such a delicious mushroom soup, woo woo woo!"

"Me too is the lucky sister in front! After I finished eating, I went to Weibo to thank Jinjin'er! But compared to mushrooms, my grandfather prefers Jinjin'er's brush calligraphy. He said that Jinjin'er's calligraphy is better He is all good, I want to invite him to join the Calligraphy Association!"

"Wow, I just saw that Jin Jin'er's handwriting looks good, so he is so powerful!"

"Ang! My grandpa even specially registered a Yunduo account to watch Jin Jin'er write and draw. Every time Jin Jin'er writes, there is a good atmosphere, and my grandpa follows along, laughing to death! My grandpa said, Jin'er Jin'er's handwriting is steady and handsome, and he can read and understand people, so he must be a gentle and elegant person. Although Xiaoyu'er's handwriting is sharp, it is still round and has room for growth."

"So whose character does grandpa like the most?" a barrage asked.

At this time, the white barrage of the fan's master floated leisurely, "I think Mr. Wen Bucheng's calligraphy is even better."

Fans with green clouds came out to repeat grandpa's barrage.

"What, big brother has been to Jin Jin'er's live broadcast room?"

"Come on, it was just this morning, did you see the word '福' hanging on the back, it was written by my brother in the morning!"

"Wow, my brother has finished filming, so I will be able to see my brother often when I squat in the live broadcast room in my lap from now on!"

"Brother's handwriting is so handsome... Although I don't understand it very well, it looks very chic, woo woo woo."

"Floating like floating clouds, as terrifying as a dragon. Iron books and silver hooks are the best in ancient and modern times①. If there is a chance, I would like to ask Mr. Wen for advice as a disciple." Grandpa, who had finally learned how to send barrage, sent his handwritten words, but His barrage was directly overwhelmed by the dense barrage.

"Yaoyao, help me see how to talk to this little friend." Grandpa asked the girl beside her.

"Grandpa, there are too many viewers watching the live broadcast, and my son is drawing, so I don't necessarily see the barrage." The girl said to her grandfather.

"That's it..." Grandpa sighed.

The girl glanced at the phone, and suddenly screamed, "Grandpa! Just now the anchor sent me a private message, saying that Mr. Wen Bucheng would give you a poem he wrote! Mr. Wen said that his level is limited, so forget about asking for advice, just for communication That's it."

"Okay, Yaoyao, quickly wrap up your grandpa's most proud pen and ink painting and send it to Mr. Wen!"

In Wenliu Manor, if you can't smell it, you close the chat bar, and say "it's done" to Wen Bucheng.

"Oh." You Yishou sighed again.

If you can't smell it, you can't help but say: "You guide, are you following me? My brother can do it too." Wen Bucheng raised his eyes and glanced coldly.

"Hey, I'm not interested anyway." He folded his arms and said if he couldn't smell it.

"I have considered whether to invite him or not, but it is impossible to say that after telling me "God and Demon", I will never plan to film again." You Yishou sighed again, matching the regretful expression on his face, it was very pitiful.

However, the two Wen brothers were "hard-hearted", unmoved by his clumsy performance, and wanted to kick him out instead.

"Oh, okay, but I won't give up!" Youyi clenched his fist and said, several people in the room looked down at their phones, ignoring him.

You shakes his head with one hand, today his task is to send back the finalized Wen Bucheng, seeing that the owner of the villa has no intention of keeping anyone, he returns to the car with a full sigh.

After You Yishou left, he put down his phone if he couldn't smell it, and asked if he couldn't smell it, "Brother, you don't plan to make a movie anymore, is it fun to make a movie?"

Wen Bucheng shook his head, "It's not as interesting as dealing with the memorial."

"..."

Yuan Yu's head, which was about to get into the screen, lifted up with a "swoosh", his eyes widened, and he couldn't smell it in shock.

If you can't smell it, you "hiss" and show an expression of 'I don't understand'.

"Okay, as long as you are happy." If you can't smell it, you will say it numbly.

"So, I plan to go back." Wen Bucheng looked at Wen Bujiu.

The round-eyed Yuan Yu next to him opened his mouth and slowly moved away, only to be pulled back by the collar by Wen Bucheng.

"You come with me." He lowered his head and said to Yuan Yu.Before Yuan Yu could open his mouth, his unscented palm faced up and pressed against Yuan Yu's chin, "Don't say no."

"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Someone is so happy, I want to help him think about his identity." Wen Bucheng pressed Yuan Yu's shoulder and said softly, "Your Majesty will return to the school, and you must learn more and more. After returning this time, His Majesty will personally handle the memorial. how?"

Yuan Yu's body froze immediately, staring at Wen Bucheng with accusing eyes.

"If you handle the memorial to my satisfaction, shall we come back?" Wen Bucheng touched Yuan Yu's frozen side face with a smile in his eyes.

It’s not a big deal if you can’t smell it, just watch the excitement, as if you can’t confirm it, “Brother, do you really want to go back?”

Can't smell it and nod.

"In that case, let the system send you back." Wen Bu summoned the system in his heart.

The system seemed to be a little busy, and it took 10 minutes to respond: "Okay, host, the system will immediately open a channel to send the two gentlemen Yuan Yu back to the ancient world."

If you can't smell it, you can nod to it.

Wen Bucheng grabbed Yuan Yu's hand.

One minute later, the sky was covered with dark clouds, accompanied by lightning and thunder, and the sky and the earth were pitch black.

"..."

Before smelling it, my heart beat wildly, and I muttered: "This scene is so familiar..."

System: "...%...&E#%^#W...Sorry!"

The system quickly said: "It's the scumbag who is determined to be dissatisfied with the main system's punishment. There has been trouble these two days, and we are dealing with it! When I opened the channel just now, it maliciously attacked me. Please wait for me to report it—deal with it, and come back to report to me." You open up a channel!"

He didn't speak unless he smelled it, and stood outside the window watching the purple lightning falling from the sky.

"...Tong, I'm very disappointed in you," Wenbu said to the system, "Who did you send here again!"

System QAQ: "Sorry!"

At the foot of Lemeng Mountain, on a moving car.

Holding the steering wheel with one hand, You vomited bitterness to his wife, "I finally found someone who is suitable for my martial arts script, but none of them brothers are willing to act! My wife is so miserable, woo woo!"

He slowed down because of the phone call, and suddenly saw a black shadow flash past in the rearview mirror.

You Yishou raised his eyes in doubt, only heard a "bang", as if someone was stepping on the roof of the car, You Yishou looked forward subconsciously, and saw a black shadow floating down from the roof of the car, stepping on the hood and flying to the front middle of the road.

——The whole process only took two seconds, which seemed as long as ten years in You Yishou's eyes.

He looked at the figure of the black figure floating down, with majestic and dignified eyes, and slammed on the brakes.

"squeak--"

The car made an overwhelmed sound, and stopped a meter in front of the man with difficulty.

"Regimental Supervisor, I have found someone to ask passers-by." Jian Hong stood with his hands behind his back, his body as straight as a pine, and said humanely to the back of the tree.

There was a rustling sound from behind the sidewalk tree. After a while, a person leaned out half of his body. He had a fair face and red lips, his face was like a girl, and his eyes were slender. He stared vigilantly and panicked at the black box. Jian Hong beckoned, "Master Hou! Come here quickly, this might be some kind of monster, be careful with your old arms and legs!"

Old arms and old legs?

Not long ago, Jian Hong, who had just celebrated his 40th birthday, turned dark and sneered.

"Who cares what he is, I will show you my old arms and legs!"

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The author has something to say:

You Yishou: Don't kill me!

Jian Hong: Roll up your sleeves, and perform a car teardown for veterans.

飘若浮云，矫若惊龙。铁书银钩，冠绝古今①来自百度书法赞美描写感谢在2021-10-1620:50:10~2021-10-1823:27:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Shifang Mystery;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!