Northeast Daxian Class

Xuanwu said bluntly: "Xiaoyu, Miss Hu, everyone in the fairy class, please rest assured that Xiaoyu and I are destined to be married, and the heavenly book is in the book. Xiaoyu was seriously injured and just woke up. When he recovers, the two of us will go to the Yuelao Palace." Receive the white jade marriage certificate."

Hu Meiyan spread her hands and said, "Look, look, what I was worried about has happened! There is no formality, so let's put it together! Old Hu, you can take care of yourself!"

Bai Che: "Brother, you should have some fun!"

Huang Shiba said: "Sister-in-law, you should pay attention to the influence!"

Liu Chengshuang: "Sister Hu is right, clean and self-care is the basic requirement that every god should do!"

Xiao Hui: "Second Master, you are right!"

Hu Yu looked at the serious criticisms of all the people present, stroked his tail in disdain, and sat down on Xuanwu's lap. Everyone was shocked, but no one dared to speak out.

Hu Yu found a comfortable position and sat down. First, he opened Liu Chengshuang: "Second Liu, let me ask you, have you and Xiao Hui obtained the certificate? Where have you lived these days after your house collapsed? You listen to me like that Sister Hu, you should rush back to Yehenala City overnight with your stomach! Then why do I watch you come out of Brother Xiaohui's room every morning? What did you do all night? Studying recipes?"

Liu Chengshuang pushed the shiny gold-rimmed glasses and said with averted eyes: "The main reason is that Xiao Hui is still young and not old enough for a marriage certificate in human society. We both want to wait for him to grow up to be 22 years old. Got the certificates."

Hu Yu turned his head and asked Bai Che again: "Xiao Bai, why did I hear that you were fine and said that your hands and feet were so cold that you needed a piece of tiger skin to cover it? You kept covering it all night, what the hell, you really turned into a little girl and wanted to come to the university Auntie? Can I sew a hot water bottle from tiger skin for you, you can cover your stomach every day, and you can drink more hot water when you are thirsty!"

Bai Che quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no need, thank you big brother! I'm a fool with strong firepower, and I'm in great health when I sleep on the cold kang!"

Hu Yu looked at Huang Shiba, then at Xiao Jiaolong, and rolled his eyes at him: "Lao Huang, I don't even want to talk about you, so go figure it out yourself!"

Huang Shiba hurriedly presented Hu Yu with a large enamel tea mug and said, "Brother, drink some water. This is the high-end heavenly product that my sister-in-law just brought back from the Xuanwu Temple. It's delicious and very thirst-quenching! Our little ones Thanks to you, I’ve shared some of them too, you can taste it quickly, if you don’t like it, give it to me, and I’ll help you resist the bitterness of this heavenly tea!”

Hu Yu blew on the water in the big tea mug, then drank it "ton, ton, ton", then handed the tea mug to Xuanwu and said, "Brother Wu, add some water, this tea is really delicious, you Drink some water too. Don’t watch them get angry again, you water lovers.”

Hu Meiyan looked at the disappointing Hu Yu and cleared her throat heavily.Hu Yu hurriedly said: "Sister, I know you are doing it for my own good, but what can I lose if I live with you as an old man? Besides, I have always slept with Brother Wu like a fox, it's like a man hugging a dog. I said that I am a dog, but I didn’t say that all foxes are like dogs, especially you, you are the most beautiful fox among foxes! However, although I am still a dog among foxes, I am no longer single! "

Xuan Wu hugged Hu Yu's waist, kissed his hair and said, "Yes, we are no longer single!"

Hu Yu was a little dazed by this sudden kiss, and remained motionless in a daze.

Bai Che secretly glanced at Huang Shiba, Huang Shiba and Liu Chengshuang secretly, Liu Chengshuang pretended to push his glasses and winked at Hu Meiyan.

Hu Meiyan said to Bai Che again: "Xiaobai, you first give them a full look and take a photo of the wedding book, and the finished one is the same. This person is awake, hurry up and get the certificate! There are many things to do later. Woolen cloth!"

Hu Yu quickly came back to his senses, and kissed Xuanwu's clumsy "baji" on his face.This fox's first kiss, which should have made the onlookers blush and heartbeat, can only make everyone laugh at this time.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Huang Shiba covered his mouth desperately and said, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help it! You are so stupid and innocent!"

Although Hu Yu's old face was flushed, but in line with the principle that no matter how embarrassing others are, I am not embarrassed, and said solemnly: "You are still young, and you don't understand such simple and sincere emotions. Come on, let's take pictures!"

Bai Che: "I'll do the plastic surgery!"

Huang Shiba: "Yes, the turning point is quite sudden!"

Liu Chengshuang: "Everyone, get busy, and be happy about the big brother's happy event!"

Xiao Hui: "I'll just find a red cloth, and I'll hold it up behind me as the background!"

Bai Che took a bunch of bottles and jars, looked at Xuan Wu and Hu Yu for a while, and said discouragedly, "Come on, each of you has a wooden comb, and you can comb your hair."

Hu Yu picked up the small bottle on the table and asked blankly, "Don't put it on, just put it on, do you want some red lips or something?"

Bai Che looked at the two of them again, shook his head in disappointment and said, "Brother and sister-in-law, you two look so perfect that it would be superfluous to draw them, unless you let me turn you two into girls."

Hu Yu put down the vial and said hastily: "No need to confuse the public, the ID photo has to be real, so let's take a photo! Why don't you give me a haircut? I'm married, and my hairstyle has to be straightened." ah!"

Bai Che nodded: "Brother, go and change into a white shirt, grab your hair after changing."

Hu Yu: "I want to wear red. Red is so festive. You have to wear red when you get married. Besides, Brother Wu wears black and I wear white. Is that good? Isn't it unlucky?"

Huang Shiba pointed to Xiao Hui holding the red cloth high and said: "Brother, the background is red, and if you wear a red dress, it will look good when you take a picture! Suddenly, I saw your handsome head , that would be more scary, we wear red when we get married, and we don’t wear it when we take pictures, be obedient, it’s not bad this time.”

Bai Che pointed to Xuanwu's clothes and said to Hu Yu, "Brother, you are going to be someone's daughter-in-law. You have to know everything about basic necessities of life. The clothes that Xuanwu wears are not ordinary black clothes, they are called 'Rainbow'"

Hu Yu rubbed his eyes and asked in bewilderment: "Am I still colorblind? Isn't this black? This is not red either. Red is the color on my body. These two are not the same color?"

Bai Che said helplessly: "Brother, take a closer look. Although this dress is black at first glance, it is undercurrents. Does it show different brilliance when viewed from different angles? These colors are taken from the rainbow in the sky. Not only is the color comfortable, but it can also adjust the light and adjust the comfort level. These are the special clothes that the Nine Heavens fairies use new textile techniques to make for the noble gods. Big brother, after you get married, it’s okay to have such clothes Thinking of giving me one, I like it!"

Hu Yu pulled Xuanwu's sleeve to study for a long time and suddenly realized: "Ah! This is the legendary Heibei, which is shining with seven colors of light and looks like Mary Su. It's very good and auspicious. Then I'll go change clothes and come out. Let's take a picture." He said and walked to the back room.

"Xiaoyu, your tail is inconvenient, I'll change it for you." Saying that, Xuanwu was about to follow.

Huang Shiba grabbed Xuanwu and said: "Sister-in-law, wait a moment. If you go, you two probably won't be able to come out today. Let's talk after receiving the certificate. It won't be a while, listen to me!" What my aunt said, Sister Hu said, you can’t be together without a certificate. Besides, our photo only takes the upper body, no need to change pants, there is no inconvenience.”

Liu Chengshuang: "That's right, Xuanwu Great Master, you don't have to be in a hurry, this is a good match from God, and you will be inseparable in your future life!"

Before he finished speaking, Hu Yu changed his clothes and came out from inside.While walking, he pulled his shirt and said, "It's been a long time since I've worn such a formal shirt. This shirt has been around for at least 20 years. My waist is fine, and it hasn't changed much."

Xuanwu stared straight at Hu Yu's waistline outlined by the white shirt, even though he had cultivated for tens of millions of years, he couldn't help swallowing.

When Bai Che was styling Hu Yu's hair, he felt like he was on his back, and Xuan Wu's eyes never moved away from Hu Yu's body.Hu Yu also crossed his legs and looked at Xuanwu with winking eyes in the mirror.Bai Che could only roll his eyes secretly in his heart and at the same time use the fastest hand speed to grab Hu Yu's spiky hairstyle.

Hu Yu straightened his clothes, tiptoed to straighten Li Xuanwu's collar, and said to Bai Che, "Come on, let's take a picture."

Bai Che behind the camera looked at Hu Yu and Xuan Wu in front of the red cloth and said almost numbly, "Brother, your posture is not good."

Huang Shiba said: "Sister-in-law, doesn't he understand you if he doesn't understand? Can't you pull him away?"

Liu Chengshuang: "Brother, sister-in-law, I think we should follow the requirements of the Heavenly Court and complete this serious photo with a standard ID photo pose."

Xiao Hui: "Brother and sister-in-law, I can't lift it."

Hu Yu hurriedly put down his arms around Xuanwu's neck amidst the condemnation of the crowd, moved away from Xuanwu's face, put one hand on Xuanwu's shoulder and asked, "What about this time? Does it meet the requirements?" ?”

Seeing no response from the crowd, he put Xuanwu's hand on his shoulder and asked, "Is this so? Is this okay for my aunt?"

Seeing that Hu Meiyan was about to blurt out about [-] words of obscenities, Hu Yu hurriedly put down his wriggling paws, sat upright and yelled, "Let's do it, let's do it, there are so many things, it's not humane at all. , can't reflect the atmosphere of love! Eggplant!" The sound of "Eggplant" freezes the perfect wedding photo of two handsome young people!

Hu Yu and Xuanwu looked at the printed wedding photos with satisfaction, and liked them no matter how they looked at them. They put their heads together and praised each other for their beauty in the photos, but their busy work spoiled the others.Hu Yu raised his head again and saw that the hut, which was still full just now, was already deserted.Grabbing the door, he hesitated to talk to him, and Liu Chengshuang, who was sweating profusely, asked, "Have you all gone?"

Liu Chengshuang: "Brother and sister-in-law, stop chattering for now. We are all making room outside! We haven't taken the wedding photos of the immortal body yet, so we have to hand them over to Tianting Yuelao to be carved into small statues after the photos are taken. "

Hu Yu put down the human-shaped wedding photo of the two and said, "Then let's take a photo. First remove the gauze from my tail. This time I can take a red one!"

Liu Chengshuang sighed and said, "Brother, please tell me, this sister-in-law is too big, where should we shoot?"

Huang Shiba also ran in panting and said: "We have cleaned up the outside, I still can't let my sister-in-law go. Wang Chengren said he has a lake, you know how to get there, let's go there and say And the flower arrangements are good.”

Bai Che: "That doesn't work either. The big brother and sister-in-law are too different in size. This camera can be carried by a drone and can take pictures of the whole sister-in-law, but it can't take a clear picture of the big brother. The red point of the big brother looks like a match's head. It's like. If the older brother sees it clearly, the older sister-in-law can take a photo of a big head, which definitely doesn't comply with the regulations, what should I do?"

Xiao Hui: "Are you not going to use the red background this time?"

Hu Yu: "What's wrong, Brother Wu?"

Hu Meiyan: "No way, let's find someone? Xuanwu Great God, you are such a big spirit god, talk to Yuelao Temple, can we PS one?"

Hu Yuyi said sternly: "That can't be done, you can't go through the back door to cheat! Oh? Who is this?"

I saw a young man standing in the middle of the wooden house, smiling all over his face before he spoke, and his curly hair looked more lively and cute.The young man made a big gift to God Xuanwu and Hu Yu and said: "Hu Xianjia, I am the Yuelao who is in charge of the Yuelao Temple. I have received the supernatural powers of Xuanwu God to send you two a white jade marriage letter! Congratulations to the two of you who have been married for thousands of years. Lovers get married!"

Hu Yu looked at Xuanwu in disbelief and then at the white jade marriage book in Yuelao's hand. When he took his own book, his hands trembled unconsciously. He picked up the wedding photo he had just taken, and carefully placed it in the blank space of the white jade wedding book. At the place, Nayue Lao came over and asked: "Huxian family, although you are in the book of immortal fate with Xuanwu Great God, but I still want to ask, did you voluntarily enter into marriage with Xuanwu God and become a fairy couple?"

Hu Yu nodded solemnly and replied: "Voluntary, especially voluntary!"

Yuelao smiled even more happily, narrowing his eyes, and lightly touched the wedding photo of the two of them with his hand. The photo was engraved on the white jade wedding book like a small statue, and the whole book began to faintly glow with red. shine.

Hu Yu pointed to the miniature animal statue under the humanoid statue and asked: "Haven't we had a photo of our body yet? Why did we engrave it? And the size and proportion of the Xuanwu statue are not right. There is a big gap between us." !"

Yuelao said with a smile: "Huxian's family doesn't know about it, because the two of you are a destined marriage, and we have already registered it in our Yuelao Temple. We have already made a white jade marriage certificate for a fairy couple like you in advance, just waiting for your two wishes." It can be delivered in time when it is connected, and the information that can be filled has been filled in as much as possible to improve work efficiency.

As for the statue of the Xuanwu God, although it is a little smaller, there is only the Xuanwu God, a tortoise, snake, and beast in the world, so it will not cause unnecessary trouble and misunderstanding.As long as you carve your detailed features to distinguish it from other nine-tailed red foxes, then it meets our requirements. "

Hu Yu said proudly: "That can't be confused, how beautiful I am, how can there be such a fluffy and beautiful nine-tailed fox like me, isn't it, Brother Wu?"

Before Xuanwu opened his mouth, Yue Lao said: "Hu Xian's family is already very beautiful, coupled with Xuanwu's ingenious chiseling skills, this white jade marriage letter of the two of you is a match made in heaven and a timeless classic!"

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The author has something to say:

Hu Yu: I have a certificate!

Xuanwu: I have a certificate!

Hu Meiyan: They have certificates!

Bai Che: always being shown affection

Huang Shiba: I am the Emperor of Truth

Liu Chengshuang: Conversation Skills with High EQ

Xiaohui: I am the background

Kim Yeon Hee: Silent Background

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