Northeast Daxian Class

"Hey, I won't recognize you if you change the word order? Kitty, you really think I'm a big guy, can't you see what kind of thing you are?" Hu Yu squatted in front of the woman who was getting older and older, not panicking Said calmly.

The old woman's round face and silver hair matched her ears, her face was quite kind, but suddenly she bared her teeth, and the lower half of her face turned into a furry cat's face, which looked weird and terrifying, and at the same time said: "Hu Daxian, even if you are No matter how famous the gods in Northeast China are, you can’t control them! I’ll report to the police now that you’re abducting human beings!”

Everyone looked at the cat demon sitting on the ground speechlessly, Hu Yu said with a smile: "Come on, I'll give you your mobile phone, you can report it. Let's wait here on the prairie. I want to see when the police come over." , can you still maintain this human form?"

As soon as the words fell, the scary old lady suddenly turned into a chubby big orange cat.Not to be outdone, he squinted his eyes and called "meow meow".

Hu Yu tugged at the demon-binding lock in his hand, but did not move.Hu Yu said with emotion: "It's an orange cat, it's quite heavy! Xiaobai, you can carry her and go, I don't think it's as heavy as that tiger cub."

Bai Che shook his arms and said, "Brother, I can't carry it anymore. My arm is almost broken, and my manicure is worn out. Let Xiao Hui hold it."

Xiao Hui was taken aback and said, "Fourth brother, this is a cat and I'm a mouse!" Bai Che made an embarrassed face.

Jin Yanxi took the fairy lock from Hu Yu's hand, picked up the big orange cat on the ground, took out a tissue from his pocket and said, "Big cat, wipe your feet, my sister will take you home."

Bai Che: "Duplicate words, disgusting, Xiao Jin, she is a bad cat."

The big orange cat called Bai Che ferociously in Jin Yanxi's arms.

Hu Yu looked at the weather and said, "Okay, let's go back. Brother Wu is still waiting for me."

Hu Yu rushed back with his people, and Huang Shiba also bid farewell to the Hong family's young and old.

At this time, Xuanwu was drinking tea in the legendary and magnificent Azure Dragon Temple.

In the Qinglong Temple, there are still golden dragons and jade pillars, colorful clouds around the eaves, and carved jade railings on the splendid world.

Xuanwu was dressed in black with red and dark stripes as usual, and said straight to the point: "Brother, Xinyuehu must be severely punished this time, according to the rules of the heavens."

The man called "Big Brother" is the master of this Azure Dragon Temple, the Eastern Azure Dragon God.

The face of the Qinglong God is as white as jade, with a heroic look, graceful and elegant, and a dragon and a phoenix.

As the chief among the Chinese gods, the Azure Dragon God usually speaks one word and controls the overall situation.At this time, he encountered a difficulty: "Second brother, this Xinyuehu is also Jiao'er's mother after all. This incident did not cause any damage, did it just... and it seems that it is your wedding day. A school of harmony and festiveness is not a blessing for the newlyweds."

Xuanwu threw the teacup on the red coral coffee table. The Azure Dragon God pretended not to see it, and smiled with him, but Xuanwu didn't appreciate it, and said directly: "Meng Zhang, you and my four brothers guard the Quartet of China. Since the beginning of the world, he has never been out of trouble, which can be regarded as a great merit. But so far, he has not been accompanied by immortals and beautiful women. No matter how gorgeous and exquisite the temple is, it is also extremely cold.

Now I finally got the time to marry the one I love.And you?Don't you miss your third brother?There is also Xiaohu, who is lonely all day long and has no one to tell, so he can only roar at the dangerous peaks of the mountains and forests.Aren't these all caused by Xinyuehu's jealous nature!

When I choose a date to get married, it will be a good day, a day of great auspiciousness, prosperity and joy, and my lover will naturally not feel jealous because of Xinyuehu being punished.Brother, please hand over Xinyuehu to the Heavenly Court for disposal! "

"Heh, there are still people who cover up the violation of the rules of heaven, no wonder you don't change after repeated admonitions and bully others!" As he spoke, he walked into a tall, tall man dressed in red.The man has a slender face, a pair of azure phoenix eyes, a high bridge of nose and mouth like new petals of a peach blossom, long jet black hair tied up in a high ponytail.

The Great God Qinglong hurried over to meet the man in red, and reprimanded the guards below: "This Suzaku God Lord is here, why don't you let me know!"

I saw the Suzaku God sitting on the main seat of the main hall, crossed his legs and asked: "Now I have to report to the Qinglong Temple? Do you want me to give you the next post in advance, Qinglong God, you arrange it." A suitable time? If this is the process, then I will not come next time, so as not to cause trouble to the Azure Dragon God."

Master Qinglong asked someone to move a chair, and sat beside Zhuque Shenjun himself, made a pot of tea with a smile on his face, poured it into a small teacup inlaid with red agate, gently pushed it to Zhuque Shenjun's hand and said : "Come on, Ling Guang, drink some of this sea bamboo jade, which is newly picked by the merman girl, to calm down."

Lord Suzaku glanced at Qinglong who was full of spring breeze, took a sip of tea and turned to Xuanwu and said, "Second brother, how are your wedding preparations going? What else do you need? I heard that this fox fairy also likes vermilion objects." , There are many rare items in my temple, you just ask him to pick them out at will, and let us see them by the way.

I heard from the Northeast Hong family that the beauty of this fox fairy family in the entire Northeast is unmatched.Second brother, you let us also see the fairy appearance of this god in advance. "

Xuanwu also poured himself a cup of sea bamboo jade, took a sip of tea and said, "We should have met each other a thousand years ago, if it wasn't for that Xinyuehu, why would I still be honest with my Yu'er to this day!"

After speaking, the two looked at the Azure Dragon God together.

"Two pillars! We're back!" Huang Shiba brought Xiao Jiaolong and Wang Chengren to the Immortal Small World first. As soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw the vampire sleeping on a big tree, still pale and neat. .

"Hurry up and help me light the stove when you come back! Don't gossip so much. It's been a day, and it's been more than a month since I went out. Don't treat me as an outsider at all. Just throw this family to me!" Hu Meiyan said. Lifting the quilt door curtain from the boiler room, he came out with a maroon turban on his head, an army green cotton coat on his feet, and the same style of old man's cotton shoes as the old man of the He family. Although his face was still beautiful, he rubbed against the stove Ash.

"Aunt Hu, I'm coming!" Xiao Jiaolong snatched the fire hook and coal shovel from Hu Meiyan's hand and plunged into the boiler room.

Huang Shiba looked at Wang Chengren and said, "Old Wang, you go back first, and I will send you a psychic when my elder brother comes back."

"Grandpa Shenwang, I'll go back with you!" As he said that, the owl fluttered down from the tree and landed on Wang Chengren's shoulder.Wang Chengren walked leisurely towards the mountain with the owl.

Hu Meiyan looked Huang Shiba up and down and said: "Little Huang Pizi, you can do it now! Boss Hu hasn't learned the charm of our fox clan, I think you are self-taught!

This young man asked you to talk about everything one by one. I heard what happened. Do you still have a good friend? "

Huang Shiba pulled Hu Meiyan over with a smug look on his face: "Sister Hu, let's go into the room and say, you should give me advice as well. Brother Er Zhuzi won't be jealous, right?"

The second pillar fell lightly from the tree, leaned towards the two of them and said, "I'll also hear what's going on."

Little Jiaolong was burning firewood and coal in the boiler room alone, Hu Meiyan and Huang Shiba chattered on the hot kang in the room, and the two pillars were hanging from the beams of the room, and they often interrupted the conversation.Wang Chengren inspected the safety of Zhenshanshi while walking on the mountain.

Until the sun set, Hu Meiyan and Huang Shiba were still analyzing the situation of the three candidates logically, when the two pillars on the beam suddenly opened their gray-blue eyes.

"Are you awake? You can fly out to play after dinner. Today, the third brother and the others are coming back to cook blood sausage at night." Hu Meiyan looked at the vampire on the beam and said.

The vampire said blankly: "There is a voice, it's the Protoss."

Hu Meiyan: "I heard you, don't be so surprised, it should be Lao Hu and the others."

Vampire: "Brother Xiaohui is back too? I want to eat his cooking. My dear little fox, although your craftsmanship is also very good. But when I saw the cooking skills of a real Huaguo chef, I I think you should still take more rest, after all, professional techniques should be handed over to professionals.”

Hu Meiyan: "What's the matter, Er Zhuzi, are you saying that my cooking is not delicious? Isn't it when I just cooked for you and you made a fuss? You are a vampire if you know it, but you are old if you don't know it. The sow is reincarnated!"

"What the hell is this thing? I've heard people arguing here from afar. The couple are so disharmonious! Our village is a model village for husband and wife harmony. Once you two come here, it will affect our evaluation of progress." Hu Yu said and pushed the door open.

Hu Meiyan ignored him, and saw the big orange cat in Jin Yanxi's hand at a glance, she sucked and stroked it when she hugged it, and finally had a good time and asked: "Why did you put a demon lock on our cat? Let go, let me watch, I can't run fast even if I'm so fat."

The orange cat a moment ago was still enjoying the beauty's touch, but at this moment it was screaming "meow meow" with full posture.

Hu Yu tightened the feline lock and said, "Stop barking, if you bark again, you will be bound into a Songjiang intestine. Sister, you know who this cat demon is, so you dare to tell me to let it go? I just gave Dongbei Old Zhao from the Bureau called and told him that our team has made another great achievement: we caught the cat-faced old lady who has been running for more than [-] years!"

Hu Meiyan held the orange cat's big face, looked left and right, and said, "It's so cute, why do you want to be a little villain? It must not be the cat's fault, it must be the bad guys who have led our cat to ruin!"

Hu Yu took a few sips of water from the enamel jar and said, "Don't tell me, this fat cat hooked up with Hu Xinyue for some reason. I didn't get used to him, so I cut my tail so hard He was cut and bleeding. Even if he didn’t catch him, let him run away!”

"Kang lang lang!" With a sound, everyone looked at the door, and Xiao Jiaolong stood at the door in a daze, and the fire hook in his hand fell to the ground.

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The author has something to say:

Qinglong God: I am innocent!Don't wrong me!I have a reason!

Orange Cat: Say I'm fat and can't run fast!Not very harmful, very insulting!Meow meow meow!

Hu Yu: Hurry up, I'm going to find Brother Wu

Xuanwu: My Yu'er!

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