Northeast Daxian Class

Liu Chengshuang glanced at Hu Yu and said, "A fox must be a fox, but brother, there is something wrong with your designation. But what exactly is wrong, I haven't figured it out yet.

Great God of Xuanwu, you have high spells, why don't you show me? "

Xuanwu walked with his eyes straight ahead, without looking at Hu Yu, he said: "Maybe there is something that cannot be said."

After Xuanwu finished speaking, everyone stopped and looked at Hu Yu up and down. Hu Yu covered his pants and shouted, "You guys are sick! What are you thinking about! Xiao Jin, you little girl, what are you staring at?" , Ma Liu turned around! You guys too! Can you stop looking at places that Jinjiang doesn't allow you to describe!

No, brother Wu, please explain to me quickly, you don’t mean what you said, I’m healthy, I don’t have any problems at all!

Well, maybe there is something wrong with the brain, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with other places, there is no problem that cannot be explained, please explain to them quickly! "

Huang Shiba didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, and said: "Oh, what a clever and intelligent big fox fairy, in order to prove that there is nothing wrong with him, he said that there is something wrong with his brain?

Besides, why do you ask the Xuanwu Great God to explain to you? How can they know if there is anything wrong with you?God Xuanwu has checked your body? "

Without further ado, Hu Yu was about to grab Huang Shiba, Xuan Wu hurriedly grabbed Hu Yu who was in a panic.Xiao Jiaolong and Wang Chengren dragged away Huang Shiba who was uncomfortable without being beaten.

Xuanwu patted Hu Yu's head to comfort him, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I didn't say you have any problems.

And I really haven't checked it for you, how can I know if you have any problems.They hate it, so don't bully Hu Yu all the time. "

Hu Yu pulled down his big hand on his head, frowned and complained: "Brother Wu, what are you explaining, it's better not to explain!

Why do I sound so perfunctory, as if I really have a secret that I can't tell! "

Xuanwu looked at Hu Yu playfully: "I really haven't checked it, and I can't talk nonsense, can I?"

Hu Yu was at a loss for words for a while, and said after holding back for a long time: "When I have a partner! My partner can prove it to me! Hmph..."

Huang Shiba was not beaten just now, but now he leaned over and said: "Brother, that's the matter at hand, the first snow has already fallen, and this year will be over soon, isn't your partner coming soon.

If this is fast, we can get married within the first month of next year.At that time, I will accompany you with a house, and I will buy it next to the second brother's house, and you two will be neighbors.How nice, we are still living together after going to Fengtian! "

Hu Yu: "At last you have a filial piety, I have accepted this house. But you will go to Fengtian in the future, you should go to your second brother's house to live.

I finally found a partner, and I don't want anyone to disturb me, especially a little yellow-skinned guy like you who is more seductive than a vixen.In case it's someone with poor concentration, it's okay to make some fairy class scandals.

By the way, I am looking for a partner and add one more, good concentration!You will not be easily seduced by superficial "pure wind" and "desire wind"!

In addition to this, I passed a lot of superficial gentlemen, and it seems that I can't find them anymore! "

Wang Chengren came over to comfort him and said, "Since I've already been passed, I'll be fair. Hu, those who like you will never like Little Huangpizi, you two are not the same type.

He is pure and cute, mainly to seduce, not to attract.Our kind of light mature men and some young people.

You are different, you are coquettish and charming, at least it looks like that on the outside, and you are more favored by mature men.Think about it, do all the mature men around you like you very much? "

Hu Yu raised his eyebrows and pondered for a long time: "A mature man? There is no one around me who is older than me? Still like me? Who is it?

My uncle?My uncle really likes me when he is older than me, that's because he is my uncle!Who else?

Hey, Brother Wu, do you think I'm the coquettish and charming type?You have seen a lot of gods and fairies, I knew I was good-looking, but I haven't really thought about what type it is, you have a lot of knowledge, you can analyze it for me. "

Wang Chengren hated Hu Yu, and without waiting for Xuanwu to answer, he then enlightened: "Old Hu, you see why Xuanwu Great God is so well-informed, that is because Xuanwu Great God is older and more mature!"

Hu Yu looked at Xuanwu and said: "If you don't say that I have forgotten that Brother Wu has a long life, then Brother Wu is no longer in the category of maturity. There is no way to calculate it, and there are no words to describe such a great age A man, the main reason is that no one can live to this age, and the adjective is generally not used when it is invented.

The key point is that my human form, Brother Wu, looks like we are about the same age. Brother Wu, what age is identified on your human ID card? "

Wang Chengren gave up completely, and Xuanwu seemed to be tired, so he simply said: "30 years old."

Hu Yu immediately said triumphantly to Wang Chengren: "Look, what's the matter, he's younger than me. The main reason is that Brother Wu is strong, and he was supported, otherwise I wouldn't call him Brother Wu.

Besides, when we went to the Xuanwu Temple, he called me my younger brother when he came up, and it is true that I am younger, and I have never been defeated by the beauty, it is me! "

Huang Shiba patted Wang Chengren to comfort him: "Old Wang, go back and give yourself some ginseng to replenish your heart, I can see that you are tired.

Then give my elder brother some special medicine to nourish his brain, I can see that there is something wrong with his brain, no need to check, it is [-]% wrong!

Great God Xuanwu, don't despise him, he is okay in other aspects.For so many years, only mentioning the matter of finding a partner is a bit sick, but other aspects are quite good, you have also watched it, and you will take more care of it in the future. "

Hu Yu squeezed away Huang Shiba who was talking next to Xuanwu, and leaned closer to Xuanwu himself, and said, "The Great Master Xuanwu is just like you! I just think about finding a partner every day. Brother Wu and I are always discussing work. , learning, spells, and merits! You don’t understand even after talking about it,

The level of the realm is not at the same level, and we both discussed it in depth, so we can't sleep at night!Brother Wu doesn't dislike me at all, he even praises me, doesn't he, Brother Wu? "

Xuanwu supported Hu Yu who jumped over from the creek, nodded and said: "Yes, you are good at everything, you have no brain problems, you are smart and quick-witted, and you are also the most beautiful. You are the best fox in the world!"

Hu Yu took Xuanwu's hand and smiled, turning the fox's eyes: "That's right, I am the number one fox in the world officially certified by Xuanwu Great God! I don't care about the fox in the sky!"

As he said that, Hu Yu was happy, and jumped on Xuanwu's back. Xuanwu couldn't hide a smile, and lifted Hu Yu up, and the two of them walked all the way in the steep forest with their backs on their backs.

Others were hesitant to speak, but they didn't see...

Talking and chatting, walking along the uninhabited forest animal path, all the gods took a shortcut and returned to Xiong Mimi's cabin in the forest.

Hu Yu jumped off Xuanwu's back, and waved his hands gracefully and said, "Let's all go! Have a good trip!"

Then he took a long leg and stepped into the Mercedes-Benz jeep.

Nine people and three cars waved to the smiling Xiong Mimi standing in front of the cabin, and embarked on a new journey.

Driving all the way to the southwest, not only did the snow not stop, but it was getting bigger and bigger. The thick snow blocked the expressway, and the national and provincial roads were also difficult to move.

Hu Yu and the others managed to get to the border of Inner Mongolia, found a public parking lot, parked the car, and prepared to abandon the car and go.

Hu Yu looked at Xiao Hui and asked, "Hui, where shall we go next?"

Xiao Hui looked at the weather, moved his big ears to listen carefully, and said helplessly: "In this weather, the mice don't come out.

Brother, let's go to the ranch.Although the winter herdsmen have already moved, they should also be in the flags around the pasture (the administrative division of Inner Mongolia).There must be no horses or eagles in the city. Let's walk there, and when we meet wild horses and old horses, the wolf king can inquire about them. "

Hu Yu: "That's really the only way to go. Let's not ask people easily. Going to Xing'an Mountains almost scared my mother away, so ordinary people might not know what to do.

Let's ask the animals, but on this day, we can't walk, so when we have to go, we won't be cold, and our clothes and shoes will be broken when we go there.

Brother Wu, can you see if we can use spells during this special period? "

Xuanwu said in embarrassment: "It is possible, but we have a lot of people this time. If I cast a spell, I will get a large cloud. And it will affect the celestial phenomena here, and I am afraid it will cause panic."

Jin Yanxi suggested: "Then let's go separately and teleport separately. Brother Xiaohui will go first, and when we arrive, send us a link, and we can go one by one."

Xiao Hui shook his head and said, "Xiaojin, this grassland is neither a city nor a forest farm, so it's not easy to locate. Every tree in the forest is different, and has a small magnetic field within its own root system, so we can locate it easily.

This grassland is the same everywhere. I am more familiar with it here. It is much easier for me to find you than you to find me. Now that it is snowing, it is even more difficult for you to find me.

But it will take me a long time to find you one by one.Sometimes it's only a few miles away, but I can't find it after looking around.Let's think of another way. "

At this moment, Liu Chengshuang walked out with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face, and said, "You have to look at me at the critical moment, why is my head, Liu Er, full of wisdom? Is it because my brother's brain is broken and all his wisdom has grown into my head?"

Hu Yuliang tucked his hands into his sleeves and said, "Don't say useless things there. It's a cold day. If you have a trick, say it quickly. If you don't have a trick, don't keep your throat (speaking nonsense)."

Liu Chengshuang looked around, brought a few people under a high-voltage electricity tower, and looked around to make sure that there was no human activity in this snowy weather. He turned around and turned into a giant python lying in the snow.

Hu Yu kicked the big white python that was integrated with the snow and said, "What are you doing? Frozen big snake, giant snowflake python? You have to scare me when it's so cold? I'll bury you with snow later!"

Big Snake puffed up his stomach and said, "Come up quickly, hold me tight!"

The white python lifted the immortals into the sky and disappeared into the clouds in an instant.

By the window of a high-rise building in the distance, a child suddenly shouted: "Mom, mom, I saw the white dragon!"

The woman came over and asked, "Where is the dragon? Where did you see it?"

The child pointed to the high-voltage electricity tower in the distance and said, "There may be snakes on that tower, and the white one flew up!"

The woman touched the child's head and said, "Baby, that's the snow that fell on the high-voltage power line. Now that dinosaurs are extinct, snakes are hibernating, and snakes can't fly, remember?"

The child nodded and said, "Remember, the ice skate fell!"

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The author has something to say:

Xuanwu: I also need to mend my heart

Wang Chengren: I'm about to have a heart attack, please report me a work-related injury!

Hu Yu: What are you doing?

Liu Chengshuang: Someone wants to bury me

Xiao Hui: Who dares to touch my second master in my territory

Child: The ice skate fell off...

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Su Tuaner;

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