Northeast Daxian Class

Hu Yu also changed back into a human form. Seeing the aunt walking over, she unconsciously took two steps back, and asked suspiciously, "Who do you say you are? Do you know my Seventeenth Brother?"

The aunt saw that Hu Yu was suspicious, so she quickly took out a jade book from the big flower jacket. The book was about the size of a palm and was carved from extremely thin white suet jade, with a faint red light shining.Hu Yu recognized this, it was a marriage certificate issued by the Heavenly Court to the gods and monsters, which is equivalent to a human marriage certificate.

The aunt confidently opened the white jade marriage certificate to Hu Yu, only to see that the marriage certificate was engraved with a small elephant of a man and a woman, just like the photos on a human marriage certificate.The man on the small portrait has tall eyebrows and deep eyes, a straight nose and a wide mouth, a slashed facial contour, and a head of slightly curly hair. The characteristics of the Europa race are very obvious.The woman next to her has a square Chinese character face, small triangular eyes, hanging eyes, flat nose and small mouth, she is the gorgeous aunt in front of her.

Underneath the statuettes of the two people are two statuettes of foxes, and the two foxes are nestled together.A fox is full of silvery white hair and has a huge body like a prairie wolf. The fox eyes of mandarin ducks are black and the other is blue. Little fox, the little fox is not big, like a small dog, but its generous face is particularly prominent, with a resolute expression on its head and chest, the hair on its chest is dark brown, with only a strand of white hair on its chest, as if wearing a black leather jacket Vest shoulders, these are typical characteristics of Tibetan foxes~

Hu Yu closed the jade book and said, "Seventeenth brother and sister, this is the first time we met. I misunderstood you just now. Then why did you come all the way? What happened to my seventeenth brother?"

A funny smile came out of the aunt's resolute face: "My sister has it, my sister has it. I came here for a personal matter, but I passed the Shanhaiguan Pass and arrived at the northeast border. I don't know what's going on with my spiritual power here. I can't use it Out.

I originally took the high-speed train to Bingcheng, but I couldn’t hold the human form anymore. I was afraid of scaring people, so I forced myself to get off the bus in Fengtian. I ran sneakily all the way. Looking at this Gada from a distance, it is full of spiritual energy. , is a treasure land of geomantic omen, I hurriedly ran here to think and rest my feet to recover my spiritual power.Unexpectedly, as soon as I came in, a bunch of dogs barked at me, and then this old man came.

The old man looked at me, and then chanted mantras and chatted with me in animal language. I saw that he was a knowledgeable disciple.But I don’t know who he is, how clever I am, we have real relatives in the Northeast of our family, and the head of my family has already said that, now you are definitely a good cousin in the Northeast, so I will quickly mention him.Unexpectedly, this old man really knew you!Do you think it's a coincidence! "

"Ah, there is nothing urgent, right? Let's go home for a while, and I'll talk to Lao Liu first." Hu Yu turned to ask Lao Liu, "How's your health recently? Is there any discomfort?"

Old Liu: "Hu Daxian, don't worry, I'm in good shape. I fight in the morning and dance in the evening. Every day I ride my electric motor to the small square in Kaiyuan City to dance with a group of old women. If I don't have a wife, I'm afraid it won't affect me. Well, I can also hang three or four sisters on my body like the old men in Labor Park!"

Hu Yu: "Don't praise those who are upright (loose in behavior) in a day, and fix those who are five or six (indecent). When you are older, you should eat more vegetables and exercise more, pay attention to your body, and call if you have something to do. Then we retreat first."

"Brothers and sisters, are you afraid of heights, let's go up the clouds." Hu Yu asked Aunt Tibetan Fox.

Aunt Tibetan Fox: "Cousin, I'm on the plateau, the roof of the world. Wait a minute, I'll put on my sunglasses, otherwise the sun will be glare from the high place. You don't have strict regulations here in the northeast, and you can still use them in the world." What about spells?"

Hu Yu: "There are people in our bureau, it's okay~~" The three of them disappeared in the dog park as soon as they turned around.

Huang Shiba watched Hu Yu and Xuanwu go out and brought back a country-style aunt who looked like an emoticon pack. He controlled his expression and asked without laughing: "This is?"

Hu Yu: "My sister-in-law, the seventeenth brother of my old uncle's family, was taken away by the great lama and brought to Tibet to practice because of his extraordinary talent. He got married there. My sister-in-law is a second-class national key protected animal— —Tibetan Fox, haven’t you seen it before? Sisters and sisters, this is Huang Xian, the little weasel in our class of Northeast Immortals, named Huang Shiba.”

Aunt Tibetan Fox: "This younger brother is destined for us. The head of my family is the seventeenth. If your name is eighteen, then you are your own brother. Just call me elder sister." I will burn a kang for you and make tea, and you can chat with my elder brother slowly in warmth."

Hu Yu brought Aunt Tibetan Fox to the old conference room, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Xiao Jiaolong and Shen Ming sitting on the kang opposite each other. On the kang table were pictured flower cards (a kind of Korean card game). Hu Yu glanced at them.

"You two go out to play, Hu Yu wants to talk about something." Xuan Wu said lightly.

Xiao Jiaolong put down his cards and said, "I won't play anymore, I'm going to help Brother Eighteen."

Shen Ming also hurriedly cleaned up the small table and said, "Is it convenient for me to listen? Is there anything I can do to help?"

Hu Yu first picked up the large enamel jar and drank most of it and asked, "Sister and sister, this is Shen Ming from the Administration Bureau, Director Shen, if you come to do something that involves dealing with human beings, you can go to him." Or do you want to talk to me alone about family matters?"

Aunt Tibetan Fox got on the kang and crossed her legs and said: "You have to say, cousin, you are someone, and even Director Shen is your friend. This Director Shen is so famous, we all know it in Tibet. He is too young. When did you have such a young director? Director Shen, please take care of me in the future. We have a lot of little demons in Tibet, and if troubles arise, let me first ask for mercy. We don’t know much about rules, and we are friendly with people. How much do you care? be magnanimous."

Shen Ming nodded to indicate that she had remembered it.

Auntie Tibetan Fox took off her turban and sunglasses, moved her shoulders and continued: "Cousin, actually I came here this time to do something for my best friend. My best friend is a rabbit, and we have been on good terms since we were young. Those who grew up next to the lamasery listened to the scriptures and learned Buddhist principles every day, and then became enlightened and became little demons.

Later, the old seventeen was brought into Tibet by the great lama Xiangzhong, and the three of us studied together, and the old seventeen became a fairy with extraordinary talents, and we were still little monsters with mediocre talents.Then my best friend, the rabbit male, saw that the old Shiqi was handsome and insisted on being close to Shiqi. Before Shiqi had taken a fancy to her, he fell in love with me.Logically speaking, my girlfriend looks better than me, she has a round face, and her eyes are (slightly) bigger than mine, but the old seventeen didn't like it, maybe because I'm also a fox, so I'm more kind. "

Hu Yu thought to himself, how big is the difference between the rabbit mantle and the Tibetan fox~ The round face is also a big round pancake face, and the old seventeen can be selected for his half-baked looks, it must be true love.

Tibetan fox continued: "My best friend is not happy about this matter. If she doesn't get along with us, she ran away by herself and went to the no-man's land to protect the small animals. How many years will she go? Later, the great lama was reincarnated, and she ran back. Then I happened to have a baby at that time, and I was so sad that I always cried and fell ill. After finishing the work of the great lama, the old seventeen rushed to the holy mountain in the Tibetan area to help repair Miao, she saw that I was pitiful, so she stayed and took care of me. But she always speaks in a strange way, and we have always been so friendly and vindictive these years.

It's over, this time she said that she left the Northeast to cause trouble, and she dared not come back, for fear that the Great Immortal Squad and people from the Administration Bureau in the Northeast would arrest her.But there are still unfinished things, and I am so anxious that I lose my hair.From my point of view, I am familiar with Northeast China. I have been here when I married Shiqi in the early Republic of China.I told the big cat that I can do everything in the Northeast, and let her respect me in the future, don't always talk about everything with me (singing the opposite)"

Hu Yu felt that if his younger siblings were allowed to continue talking like this, they would probably be telling stories about love and friendship when they were young, so he quickly stopped talking and asked, "Then what are you doing in Bingcheng, my best friend? Why did you come here?"

The expression on Tibetan fox's serious face became more serious and tense: "Cousin, Shen Ju, Xuanwu Great God, it's terrible. The big rabbit man discovered something big!"

According to the Tibetan fox, although the catcat has left the no-man's land, he has always cared about the small animals in the Tibetan area. Whenever he has time, he will guard the small animals and scare poachers.

This time when she was wandering in no man's land, she saw a group of strange poachers.These people did not kill small animals, did not want antelope fur, did not beat wolves, did not beat bears, and did not catch Tibetan mastiffs.

They only stared at some small animals that ate medicinal materials, those pikas that love to eat Cordyceps sinensis, some goshawk golden eagles that ate Ganoderma lucidum and Tianshan Snow Lotus, and the mysterious nine-color bird, the brown-tailed rainbow pheasant.These people carefully trap them, and then disguise them in cages and transport them back to the mainland.

The big mantle found it very strange, so he silently jumped into their truck. As a result, the car drove farther and farther, and it was about to leave Sichuan. I am afraid that it would be difficult for these animals to live outside their homeland. They are all released.I was still in the truck trying to see what happened.Because the truck was disguised as a truck transporting highland barley noodles, those people didn't notice the lack of a few animals, and they didn't dare to stay too long to check carefully because they were in a hurry, so they went all the way north and arrived at Bingcheng.

After arriving at Bingcheng, these people saw that there was only one cat in the car, and they jumped up angrily. The big cat heard them say: "This thing is also a rare thing, only found in Tibetan areas, and it can be handed over to the director. , Although it can’t be eaten, it can save our lives!” As he said that, he was about to put the big mantle in the cage, and the big mandarin ran away in fright, and ran into the residential area of ​​human beings after a meal.

She said that it was raining heavily that day, but those people did not catch up with her. She ran to a glass house to shelter from the rain. There were peacocks in that glass house, and she played with them there. A pair of them were also in the glass house. The mother and son sheltering from the rain looked at her, thinking it was a stray cat trying to hurt the peacock, so they took the cat cat home as a cat.

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The author has something to say:

Tibetan Fox: You want to ask me why the Northeast dialect is so standard?As long as there is a Northeastern speaker in the family, the whole family will be infected with Northeastern dialect~

Rabbit mantle: "I am so beautiful and mellow, I don't accept it, I don't want to lose to the generous face, I want to marry the handsome guy from Northeast China

Hu Shiqi: I like the square ones, they look stable