Northeast Daxian Class

Chinese people believe that the Mid-Autumn Festival is the time when the moon is the roundest in a year, and it is also a time for family reunion, family reunion, lovesickness and harvest.At this time of year, for people living in the Northeast of Huaguo, they have been busy with the windy and sandy spring, survived the unsuitable summer, and completed the last wave of harvest in autumn, so they can finally sit down and plan. How to spend the long and boring winter.

Just when the people in Northeast China can relax and eat a five-nut mooncake, the beasts of all walks of life have entered the busiest season of the year.

Huang Shiba trotted from the entrance of Xianxian Small World through the no-man's land all the way to Nanwazi's worship platform, shouting as he ran, "Big Brother, Second Brother, it's amazing, it's amazing!"

Hu Yu hurriedly performed a body-fixing technique, stabilizing Huang Shiba, who was rushing forward and couldn't stop, and almost hit the big rock: "What are you doing? It’s still like the little demon who reported to the king in "Journey to the West"! It’s not up to the mark at all, so it’s a big deal? I know it’s useless to let it go, and it’s okay to just call it out. Besides you You have to shout something, the mobile phone doesn’t work well, or you can’t get connected, the old-fashioned ones are like moon cakes, you have to eat the five-nut ones, and you eat less of the egg yolk ones. Tell me, what’s the big deal.”

Huang Shiba's arrogance was suppressed at once, and he said in a weak voice: "Report to the king, oh, report to the elder brother, all the demons and ghosts in the Northeast, the gods of the fairy family are here, and they are walking up the mountain."

Hu Yu staggered and fell off the moon worshiping stone. Thanks to his long legs, he managed to avoid falling. He rubbed his hands nervously, and his voice raised an octave unnaturally: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Huang Shiba tilted his head and looked at Hu Yu helplessly with his dark round eyes, and asked a soul-level question: "How early? I'll know before they come? I'll come as soon as I arrive at the foot of the mountain." Have you reported it?"

Hu Yu held Liu Chengshuang nervously with his left hand and Huang Shiba with his right hand, and asked at a loss: "What are they doing here? They don't want to occupy Changbai Mountain, do they? Although they can't beat me one by one, but I can't beat them together? Why aren't you two nervous? Our Changbai Mountain is about to be captured! You two are not traitors, are you?"

Liu Chengshuang and Huang Shiba shook off Hu Yu together. "Brother, you can't believe us, tsk tsk tsk, I, Liu Er Er, followed the wrong person, or I'll just recognize Xuanwu Great God as the eldest brother, and you can go it alone, anyway, you have a backer now." Liu Chengshuang said Leaning limply on the moon worshiping stone, she seemed careless, as if what she said was three parts true and seven parts false.

Hu Yu doesn't like him, he has been used to Liu Chengshuang's yin and yang over the past few hundred years, anyway, he doesn't understand what he means, he doesn't bother to care about those boa constrictors, he just said impatiently: " Don't you stay there, huh, huh, do you know that these bastards are here to do something?"

Liu Chengshuang said: "Isn't that the Great Master Xuanwu is going to give a detailed lecture on "How to Correctly and Maximize the Use of the Mid-Autumn Full Moon to Worship the Moon and Cultivate Immortals" today? Aren't you all here to listen to the class?"

Only then did Hu Yu relax, and took another step to the moon worship stone, and said as if nothing had happened: "Ah! That's all. Is it so grand? Just talk about it. My sister thought that everyone in the three eastern provinces can come to listen, how do you know this? Why are some people who don’t practice moon worship rituals here? It’s like a mountaintop music festival.”

Liu Chengshuang leaned on the stone and said: "Come and see the Great God of Xuanwu, the ancient gods of the four directions can descend to the mortal world at will! If you don't descend to the mortal world, you can see them casually! Then who doesn't want to see the gods and heroism of the great gods. Just talk about the face of the Xuanwu Great God. , there are so many colors."

Hu Yu nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, Brother Wu looks very energetic, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a high nose bridge. He is the boss with black eyes. He is still tall, straight, and looks pretty good!"

Huang Shiba stood opposite the two of them and said with a smile: "I think you are still spirited, big brother. Maybe these fairy friends just heard that you get hairy again in autumn, so they came to see the most beautiful fox in the world! It must be on our mountain. These small animals were passed on by the little ginseng doll, so how could so many immortals know about them!"

Hu Yu widened his long eyes and nodded fiercely: "Third, third, let's be humble, I have to keep a low profile, low profile. I think what you said, third child, is quite reasonable! I'm not showing off either. , After all, our good looks are there! After a while, the Xuanwu master's lectures may be a bit boring, and besides, he always speaks Putonghua, so Northeast Xiaoxian may not be able to understand it, so I am embarrassed to ask.

He told me that I would turn back into a fox and demonstrate to everyone. Anyway, he was talking about the moon worship posture, which is all movements. My moon worship posture is standard, and everyone can follow me!I am equivalent to the lead operator, ppt.I really don't think I look so good-looking, but I'm afraid that everyone will have difficulty understanding. Besides, if there is a fairy family who is deaf and hard-of-hearing, I have to take care of all aspects. After all, when they come to Changbai Mountain, I am not allowed to entertain them. Are you ready! "

Liu Chengshuang just wanted to retort that they are all demons and immortals, so how can anyone not hear them.Before the words came out, he saw a shadow from the corner of his eye, and swallowed the words abruptly.

At this moment, Hu Yu turned around, and turned back into a big red-haired and black-clawed fox with a 'swish'. Before the four paws landed on the moon worship stone, they vacated. At first glance, he was hugged by the man who boasted that he was energetic just now.

The big fox said: "Brother Wu, Brother Wu, put me down quickly, and you will talk about my demonstration later, and now the road show is so complete, if the two cooperate, or there must be a ppt, I think you seem No. You put me down first, let me stretch and move my arms and legs."

Xuanwu hugged the fox from the pointy ears on the fox's head all the way to the big tent's tail. Hu Yu narrowed his eyes in a moment of comfort. depend on.

Xuanwu continued to pat the fox and said: "I don't know since when, there must always be a beast by the side of the gods, some are mounts, some are boys, and some are fairy companions. This is the first time I come to Changbai Mountain to teach the Dharma, and I don't have such a beast around me." As a helper, it always seems that the immortal law is weak and not imposing enough. I don't know if you are willing to take on this role, Hu Yu, and you don't need to do anything, just let me hold your body and look a little imposing."

Hu Yu was dazed by the masturbation, but when he thought that he was the number one immortal class in Northeast China, he still hesitated: "Brother Wu, how can I say that I am famous for my strong spells in the Northeast, so it is cute to be hugged like this, Pretty is pretty, and the hair won't be messy, but, isn't it a bit immodest. Besides, I have to show you..." Hu Yu was so comfortable that he spoke more and more slowly.

Huang Shiba hurriedly raised his hand to signal: "Then hug me, hug me! I'm so hairy too!"

Hu Yu poked out half of the fox's head from Xuanwu's arms, glanced at Huang Shiba and said, "Forget it, you are so small, you can't be seen by others, and you can't show the majesty of a great spirit god at all. And you don't have a moon worship ceremony." Practice to the top, today you mainly focus on learning."

Liu Chengshuang stood beside him silently, as if he was a student who hadn't finished his homework, praying that the teacher would not ask him any questions, but Hu Yu looked at him with fox eyes again, Liu Chengshuang hurriedly said: "I am not cultivating the spirit of moonlight, I will go to the foot of the mountain to meet these fairy friends first, and make some arrangements. Brother, you and the Great God of Xuanwu will play first, no, no, practice first, practice. I will entertain everyone as a landlord for you. I will go first, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!"

As he spoke, Liu Cheng dragged Huang Shiba to disappear in front of Xuanwu God and Hu Yu without knowing it, and even drove away the ginseng dolls around him.

"Everyone, let's go..." Hu Yu nestled in Xuanwu's arms, getting more and more sleepy from being pushed, the fox's eyes were narrowed and slender to completely unable to open.

"Let's go, go to sleep." The man hugged the fox against the moon worship stone, and gently stroked the fox's fur. When the fox was completely asleep, he quietly put his lips on the fox's ears. The fox's ears were like Like a butterfly's wings trembling slightly.

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