Northeast Daxian Class

Hu Yu stood up from the ground and said: "Master, I'm not bragging to you, in terms of professional skills, our brothers will definitely compete with you.

I don't talk about fortune tellers myself, that's about the same.We Liu Er, Hua Tuo is reborn, cured by the medicine, the third child, the dreamy little prince, Xiao Bai, the northeast lucky cat, and the fifth child, the black land that is protected from drought and flood.Let me just tell you..."

Liu Chengshuang didn't wait for Hu Yu to finish speaking, and hurriedly stopped him: "The Xuanwu Great God is born with the law of nature, I'm really showing off my little tricks in front of your eyes.

It's just that he has devoted himself to practicing for many years and loves spells. Although he is not talented enough, he has never slackened the day after tomorrow. He has studied hard with many Taoist masters and human books, and he has achieved a small amount of success to help others and help himself.

Today, I also ask the Great God of Xuanwu to verify my exercises. If there are any shortcomings, I hope the Great God will point out one or two. "

Xuanwu Great God motioned everyone to sit down and said, "The Liuxian family is still out. Although you and I met for the first time, we are of the same root and ancestor after all. I have been in charge of the north for many years, and my temperament is more outgoing, like Hu Yu. , just say what you have. If you are so polite, you will be unfamiliar."

Hu Yu clapped his hands and said: "Look, what did I say before I came here, I said that our Chinese gods are all approachable and open-minded.

Liu Er, you are too serious, you have to be down-to-earth now.Besides, can you hold it?Just do whatever you want, we are not ashamed, what are you doing talking about those foreigners.

It's enough to show our abilities, and let Brother Wu give us a review after the completion. "

Liu Chengshuang was so frightened by Hu Yu's words that his eyes widened, and even the vertical pupils of the Snake Clan almost popped out. He took a deep breath, and silently lowered his head.

Huang Shiba asked puzzledly: "Who should comment? Fifth Brother? Xiao Hui? Isn't that Fifth Brother?"

Hu Yu pointed at Xuanwu and said, "Isn't this Brother Wu? Xuanwu's martial arts are not one, two, three, five. The honorific title, Brother Wu, is so kind."

Huang Shiba was so frightened that he quickly pulled Bai Che to kneel on the ground and kowtowed: "God Xuanwu, please forgive me, Grandpa Xuanwu, please hold your hand high, don't argue with our boss, he is young and ignorant, Grandpa Xuanwu, please forgive me." He pulled Xiao Hui to kneel down and kowtowed.

Hu Yu stood alone in the main hall, looked at the kneeling brothers, and looked at the Xuanwu God, pursing his lips at a loss.

He felt that he would not kowtow and kneel because of a title.But looking at the serious face of the sitting man, he seemed a little unsure again, did he go too far?

After a while, Xuanwu stood up and sighed: "Everyone, get up quickly, why are you still on your knees?"

The four kneeling still remained motionless, their heads lowered, wishing they could cast a magic spell to pretend they had no heads.

Xuan Wu was slightly angry and said: "Get up!"

Liu Chengshuang pulled Xiao Hui to sit quickly, Huang Shiba secretly glanced at Liu Chengshuang, saw that he got up, and sat upright himself, glanced at Bai Che next to him, still lying there trembling, quickly pulled him up too up.

Hu Yu is still standing there, with his more than 1000 years of cultivation, IQ, EQ and the innate cleverness and cunning of the fox clan, at this moment his brain is running wildly about the current situation: Is Xuanwu angry?Why is he angry?Should I talk?What am I going to say?Shall I get down on my knees?Shall I sit down?Why are we standing here now?Where did the little dragon go?

Because there were too many questions, and there was no fox tail shaking to match the rhythm of thinking, Hu Yu's brain really couldn't load such a large amount of information.

So Hu Yu couldn't help thinking: Where's my tail?Where is my tail?Why do people have no tail?What would it be like to have a tail?Tail?Why do you think of the tail?

"Hu Yu, you come first." Xuan Wu looked at Hu Yu with a solemn face, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Ah? What are you here for? Oh, show. Then Wu, Xuanwu Great God, what do you want to see?" Hu Yu's head was finally pulled out of the tail by Xuanwu's words, and his eyes were still dazed looking at Xuanwu.

The Great God of Xuanwu walked around Hu Yu and said, "My name is Brother Wu, kindly. Hu Yu, have you cultivated to Nine Tails?"

Hu Yu nodded: "Brother Wu, to tell you the truth, I cultivated Nine Tails 300 years ago. You, take a look?"

Xuanwu stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation.I saw Hu Yu walking among the crowd, with a "swish", the air was instantly filled with tiny orange-red hairs, and they scattered away. The little Jiaolong appeared at some point, blowing the fine hairs in front of his eyes, and kept moving his hands. Rubbing his nose.

Hu Yu looked back at his wobbly tail, and said embarrassedly: "Hey, it's just the beginning of spring, a little hair loss, a little hair loss."

Xuanwu looked at the nine tails behind Hu Yu. Each tail was more than one meter long. It was born from the tail vertebrae. It was strong and powerful. The red hair was fluffy and soft, and the tip of the nine tails was covered with black hair.

The nine tails swung back and forth, like burning flames, jumping brilliance, clusters of fireworks seemed to rise from the dark hall.

Xuanwu's hand lightly brushed the tip of the nine-tailed fox's tail inadvertently, Hu Yu's nerves trembled, and he couldn't help but look back at Xuanwu.

Xuan Wu walked up to Hu Yu as if nothing had happened and said, "Very good! Very good! Hu Yu, how is your divination skill?"

Hu Yu put his tail back, and said confidently: "Brother Wu, what do you want to calculate, just tell me the eight-character time, and I, Hu Yu, will calculate it for you every minute." "You can calculate what you want , don’t care what I think.”

Hu Yu thought for a while, and walked around the case: "No problem, it's not difficult. May I ask Brother Wu when the Xuanwu Hall was built?"

Xuanwu replied: "Nine thousand and three hundred years before the Zhuanxu calendar, the ground was broken on the tenth day of the lunar month, and it was repaired and repaired for 300 years. The northern seven constellations and bearded female stars entered the Lord here when they were bright."

Following the words of the Great God of Xuanwu, Hu Yu pinched his fingers with both hands, and his ten slender fingers flew up and down, chanting words, his eyes rolled left and right but he didn't look at anyone.

There was no sound in the hall, only the sound of Hu Yu's footsteps walking back and forth and his indistinct words. He paused for a moment, then closed his mouth and continued to count with his fingers focused.

After half a stick of incense, Hu Yu stopped, looked at Xuanwu and said: "In this Xuanwu hall, the water follows the mountains, and the mountains stop at the water. The dry mountains move toward the water, and the Maoshan Mao flows toward the water source.

This hall comes from the sky outside the sky, and the building of this hall is a spirit fairy. The spirit fairy was a child when he was a child, and has been on Moqi Mountain for thousands of years.

Brother Wu, you built this hall yourself?You're pretty dumb, you know how to be a bricklayer?No, this temple of yours is engraved rather than built, and you have emptied it all?What are you thinking about?A labor-intensive method? "

Xuanwu praised: "Hu Yu, you are worthy of a fortune teller, the ability of this dead thing to speak, no one in the world has this ability.

Even for gods and ghosts, if you don't look at feng shui or weather, you can only count as horoscopes, and only some great immortals who serve in heaven can say a thing or two.

You don't use tools such as tortoiseshell, bamboo and other tools, but you can do your calculations by pinching your fingers according to the calendar I just mentioned, and you have never made a single mistake.wonderful! "

Hu Yu thought to himself, I would like to take out the tortoise shell, it would be faster to calculate, isn't it said that it is the shell of your descendants before coming here?In case it's someone who has relatives again, I'd better pull ten fingers and do it.

"Okay! Big brother did a good job!" Huang Shiba didn't know which muscle was wrong, but after Xuanwu praised Hu Yu, he applauded excitedly.

Liu Chengshuang already had a headache about today's meeting.Whether this Xuanwu Great God is careless or pretending to be kind, he is a little uncertain.

But what he was sure of was that Hu Yu had brought out his disrespect, impoliteness, and familiarity to the fullest.

Xuanwu asked again: "Hu Yu, you can speak well in the past life of this hall, can you predict a thing or two in this life and the future?"

Hu Yu thought for a while and said: "This hall has been restored for thousands of years, and there is no one there.

Anti-guests come to sweep the house.The guest is the host and the servant is the immortal. The immortal has been waiting for thousands of years.Brother Wu, a newcomer is coming to your hall.You have waited all these years, this time is coming soon. "

Xuanwu smiled and asked, "Oh? Then tell me, why am I waiting for this person?"

Hu Yu shook his head and said: "I don't know about that, but I know that this person is destined to be with you. Huo Ming will live with you in this hall when the time comes.

As for whether it is a human or a fairy, male or female, how old it is, and what it looks like.Then I can't figure it out.I count the fate of this temple, so I can figure out how many people will live here in the future.

This person's coming to the palace is a boundary point, and there will be no further explanation of the changes in the fortune of this temple until this person has settled down.At that time, I will come back to make a divination for you and the newcomers in the hall. "

Xuan Wu nodded and said: "Very good, very good, then I will trouble you, Hu Yu, to come and go frequently in my hall.

I don't know what kind of tea and snacks you like, Hu Yu, and what other preferences do you have?My hall is located in the northern sea barrier, and only Jiao'er takes care of it. You make a list and ask Jiao'er to purchase it first when he goes out.So that you can only drink some water when you come again next time. "

"Brother Wu, you're welcome, I'm a fox, it doesn't matter what kind of tea I drink. I used to write calligraphy, copy some fortune-telling books to strengthen my memory, and practice calligraphy by the way.

In the past, people came to tell fortunes, so we have to give them a horoscope, and write the fortunes of the hexagrams.It has been ten years since no one came to ask for a coat.

I don't write anymore, I just play with my mobile phone and make small videos.If you have nothing to do, run up the mountain, don't drive, change back to fox running, catch birds and so on, release your nature and exercise your body.I used to eat the birds after catching them, but now I am afraid of bird flu, so I eat the ones raised by that person.

If you want to say what I am good at, then I only have good chicken. Chicken racks, fried chicken, roast chicken, chicken stewed with chicken in mushrooms are all delicious. " Hu Yu said while savoring the deliciousness of the chicken.

Liu Chengshuang was completely desperate, and completely gave up the idea of ​​stopping Hu Yuhu from talking nonsense.

Bai Che seemed to have regained his strength, and reminded Hu Yu in a low voice: "Brother, why are you talking about this? Don't talk about it, talk about something positive, something about work." Nodding frequently, thinking deeply, Bai Che let go of his worries.

Xuanwu turned his head and said: "Jiao'er, have you remembered Hu Daxian's preferences?"

Jiao boy nodded and said: "Hu Daxian, I have kept your preferences in mind, and I will do my best to collect delicious fat chicken from all over the world for you.

You are a magician, the reincarnation of a magician, I wonder if you can figure out who my parents are?where? "

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The big fox can tell fortunes!