Northeast Daxian Class

"Ah!" Everyone sighed together!

Hu Yu pointed at Liu Chengshuang and reprimanded: "Don't be silly, you are spreading gossip about the leader and spreading rumors about the leader. This matter can be big or small, put it in the human world, on the Internet, the main thing is that you don't care about other people's affairs. Write a letter of apology, and sue you if someone makes a fuss, and you will have to sit in a fence (prison). Why do such a big man make up nonsense every day!"

Liu Chengshuang pulled Hu Yu's fingers away: "I can pass on this nonsense, but I dare to pass on this? Besides, the Qinglong God is somewhat related to my family. After all, we all belong to the same species. The four elephants of dragon transformation: Jiao, Pythons, snakes, horses. We did not miss the day of the dragon, snake, and python. Everyone who could be notified was notified, and everyone who could be present was there. But why don’t you know about this, because we are all tight-lipped, Didn't spread it outside."

Huang Shiba was puzzled: "Is there any good thing in the world that can't be passed on?"

Liu Chengshuang said regretfully: "This matter, it's quite a battle, and it's anticlimactic. Originally, the Qinglong God asked for a witness, just like Xiaohui and I have engaged in a kiss, which is equivalent to the official announcement of human beings. But, The Great God Suzaku didn't express his opinion, he didn't say he agreed, he didn't say he didn't agree, he toasted the gods with a glass of wine, he turned around and flew away."

Hu Yu wiped his hands and said, "Oh my god, that must be so embarrassing. No wonder you didn't tell us about your engagement to Xiaohui today. You have learned from the past! You are also afraid of being embarrassed."

Xiao Hui took Liu Chengshuang's hand: "I don't want to pout at the second master, I have already agreed."

Bai Che stared wide-eyed and asked Liu Chengshuang: "Then what's the matter with Qinglong and Suzaku? Why didn't Suzaku disagree? Second brother, tell us more."

Liu Chengshuang smiled helplessly: "How can I know the feelings of the Great God, it's all his privacy. But after that day, I heard that the Great God Qinglong collected coral trees as high as the sky and planted them around the Qinglong Temple. It's what he likes, knowing that Suzaku God likes flowers and trees, he planted coral trees. The coral trees are much more beautiful than ordinary sacred trees, and with the night pearls, they are always shining and colorful.

Moreover, the Qinglong Temple was originally made of jade and gold, magnificent and magnificent. The tiles of the palace are all giant clams the size of washbasins, one on top of the other, and the top is covered with a fish maw net woven by the merman. Each cross is inlaid with an apricot-sized pearl. What is called Bei Que Pearl Palace, it refers to this Azure Dragon Temple.

Everyone in the world knows that there are many treasures in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, but the Dragon King of the East China Sea has learned not to reveal his wealth since the Great Sage took the Poseidon Needle, and hides all good things.The Dragon Palace looks beautiful and dazzling, but those are all worthless crystals reflecting the blue waves on the water, but it doesn't cost much.If you look at the Yaotai Qiongshi piled up with real gold and silver, this heaven and earth can be counted as the Azure Dragon Temple. "

Hu Yu was puzzled and said: "Then it's all real gold and silver, why are you still poor? This level is considered poor in the Dragon World?"

Liu Chengshuang dipped water on the table and wrote Qiong next to the character Wang, and he still didn't forget to run on Hu Yu: "It's really uneducated, it's a pity that you still read "Book of Changes" and don't even know the idioms.

I remember that you used to write calligraphy with a brush. In the past few years, I see that your ink, paper and inkstone have been thrown into the warehouse to grow cobwebs.

Every day I know to play there with a mobile phone, watch small videos, play Lianliankan, play at home, go out, go up the mountain, and play in McKenzie.What's the difference between you going out and being at home? How do you find someone like this?

Older internet-addicted youths with limited educational level are also accompanied by the precursors of dementia-forgetfulness, furry discrimination, boss who bullies colleagues, big brother who is not a good person, mainly because of low EQ.Really, the more I say it, the more I feel chilled, I think you can't find someone like this. "

Hu Yu said indifferently: "Then hurry up and talk about that relative of yours, Qinglong. I'll hear what's going on with him, how rich he is (very powerful), but he didn't treat me lightly. Go back to Guanli and talk to Mrs. Li and her granddaughter, that guy was discovered, there was a big bang, a thunderbolt came from the sky, and he directly gave me a Mediterranean style hair perm."

Old Liu asked nervously: "Grandpa Hu, what's going on? Isn't old Mrs. Li's family doing well?"

Huang Shiba said with lingering fear: "Brother wanted to protect me. Didn't Mrs. Li enter the customs with her granddaughter? Her granddaughter won the exam and was admitted to the civil servants in the capital. Our five immortals have been banned since the Qing army entered the customs." Shan, don’t go to Guanli anymore, the old Mrs. Li also understands this rule, so she sent us back to you again, after that, we will break up and not go out.

Later Mrs. Li got liver disease and had to have a liver transplant, so she was worried about herself. At her home in the capital, she found an apprentice who had also traveled a lot and wrote a shrine for us to enshrine and recite it every day.

After all, we have protected him, and we heard it as soon as we talked about it, so we let the second brother enter the pass to have a look. In the Qing Dynasty, the second brother was able to enter the pass because he was the protector of the royal family, and he had some relationship with Qinglong God, so it was not surprising.After reading it, she told us that the old lady was fine and could survive this disaster.

But her granddaughter doesn't believe us. The grandparents and grandchildren have depended on each other since they were young. It's just such a grandma, so I worry terribly.At that time, her granddaughter was already a high-ranking official, so she wanted to use this little power in her hand to give her grandma a liver replacement in advance, and arrange for her grandma first to replace other people's quotas.We can understand this feeling, but we can't let her do this!

My eldest brother and I entered the pass secretly, and drove there, hiding our fairy spirit along the way, not daring to show any lies.When we arrived in the capital, the two of us secretly followed that girl, and the people in the capital almost thought they were bad guys calling the police. If we hadn't been clever, we would have spent the night in a detention center.

In the evening, we used spells to enter her house. I cast spells and created dreams. My elder brother told her in a dream that we are the Baojiaxian that your grandma invited in the Northeast when you were young. I know you don’t believe me.

When you were young, you learned how to get along with your grandma. You said thirteen tricks, and finally told her that grandma can get over this hurdle. You should work hard for the common people, and you can become a bigger official in the future. Don’t touch anything else thoughts.

Then before the girl woke up, we wanted to run quickly while it was dark, but in the end, the real dragon emperor's territory was so heavily guarded, and two thunderbolts chased us down.

First brother was slashed once, but he resisted with his high cultivation. When he slashed me the second time, he was so scared that he turned back into a weasel. Big brother picked me up and wanted to run away, but he was struck by lightning body.

He also changed back to his original shape, from the top of the head to the back of the spine to the big hairy tail, there was exactly a groove, burnt, black and black, and then bald. "

Old Liu's jaw dropped in shock when he heard this: "Oh, this is too risky. If this person is sent to the Xian family, he will lose his fate with everyone, not to mention that she has entered the customs, let alone be under our control." I have to say that you grandpas are kind-hearted, and this is to protect them to the end! If the fairy class of another family has such a job, it will not empty this family, money, offerings, and three generations of descendants will not be exhausted."

Hu Yu said: "Isn't this old Mrs. Li's family pitiful and righteous? The old lady raised her granddaughter herself and cultivated it into a talent. But there is no one in the family who can discuss matters. In the past, she could still treat us in the Northeast. nagging.

This old lady who came to Beijing is quite lonely and her granddaughter is also struggling with her career. Like me, she is very ambitious. She is in her 40s and has not yet found a partner. Son, her grandma can't see it anymore.Life is very dedicated, so we have to help. "After hearing this, everyone fell into a sympathetic silence.

"Then both of you have changed back to your original body, why did you come back?" Old Liu's puzzlement broke the silence first.

Huang Shiba replied: "Anyway, I don't remember. When I woke up, my brother drove the car to Qinhuangdao. Brother, why did you come back? Why did you pass by Qinhuangdao?"

Hu Yu frowned and thought for a while: "When I woke up that day, I had already changed back into a human form, and I was sitting against the car door. At that time, the sky was just dim, and the fourth child was lying on my clothes, thanks to the beginning of autumn. No, otherwise there is no place to hide you in short sleeves in summer.

I reckoned that I carried you to the car with all my strength in the end, and then passed out because I couldn't open the car door because I couldn't transform myself into a human being.I woke up, I touched my hair and it was still a cool hairstyle, so I hurried to drive to Guanli.

Before I went, I thought about having some roast duck after finishing my work, but I didn't dare to eat it, so I ran back.I don’t know how I went to Qinhuangdao. At that time, I didn’t know why I wanted to go to see the sea. Maybe it was because I was struck by lightning and I was so anxious that I needed the sea to put out the fire. "Everyone sighed again for the incomparable bravery of Hu Yu and Huang Shiba.

Hu Yu raised his chin and asked Liu Chengshuang: "Why is Qinglong so strict? Aren't their dragons protecting the law for the royal family, and they care so much about the affairs of the poor and ordinary people? They have to be struck by two big lightning strikes in the middle of the night?"

Liu Chengshuang said: "Brother, there is no royal family anymore. The Qinglong God is in charge of the East, and is the noble god among the four spirit gods. He created the world, the four dimensions, life and death, and all things. There is no Qinglong God who does not protect and punish everything in this world." of.

You have violated the rules, not to mention the middle of the night, even if it is in the middle of the night, the Azure Dragon God is psychic and will not tolerate it.The green dragon, the oriental Jiayi wood, is not clear, not turbid when disturbed, not close, far not let go, with endless hidden changes. Have you memorized this passage in "The Seven Signs of Yunji"?Do you still need me to explain to you what it means? "

Hu Yu nodded: "Remembering is recited, are you careless? I didn't think about it. After all these years, he still guards the capital and never relaxes. This Azure Dragon God should also be career-oriented. He sticks to his post and does not slack off. He falls in love, plants trees and does decoration. No delay in work. How about saying that he is a great god! He is still powerful, full of mana, and full of energy. It is really a miraculous good fortune that protects the prosperity of China.

So, what do I mean, that Qinglong God is so busy, so let's not bother him.The eastern region is originally a relatively advanced and busy place in China's economic and cultural development. There are many things, there are many fairies and ghosts, and there are many people. People have to guard the capital.

Don't join us in the Northeast, let's take the north route, the Xuanwu God should not be so busy, second child, Xuanwu is a snake and turtle, do you have any relatives? "

Liu Chengshuang smiled secretly: "Does this have any relatives with me? Brother, you are already determined to stand in line with this great god."

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The author has something to say:

Hu Yu: I'm afraid of being hacked

Liu Chengshuang: He said he was afraid of being busy