Northeast Daxian Class

After returning home in three days, it was the small world of Xianxian.Early in the morning, Xiao Hui first set off a 99-shot firecracker at the gate.Hu Yu walked in with a step that his relatives did not recognize, followed by Xuanwu who was wrapped in packages and Xiaolong who was already overwhelmed by gifts, and entered the door.

Hu Yu stood in the middle of the yard, looked up, and couldn't help but said with emotion: "It's okay, I haven't been yelling at me for the past few days. It's not good. Second child, you haven't demolished the house again?"

Liu Chengshuang: "Brother, you just say that now that your brain nerves have grown and your emotional strings have been hooked, can't you understand my hard work back then?"

Hu Yu pretended not to understand, quickly changed the subject and said to Huang Shiba: "Lao Huang, your dog hasn't demolished the house these days?"

Huang Laosan: "I've been so busy these days! I have to memorize the wedding words, and I have to write down the key points that my sister-in-law gave me in "Xuanwu Chronicle", and tell the guests at the wedding banquet: You two What a fate, my sister-in-law worked so hard, she stayed in the cold kiln for so many years, no, she stayed in the fox cave, and she loved you so much. Now that you two are married, I am so dry! Please let me temporarily foster you I went to the wolf's den, and I heard from the wolf king that it would be too much to give up the wolf's den.

Little Jiaolong hurriedly put down the gift box as tall as a hill in his hand and said, "Brother Shiba, put on some of my lip balm, I specially asked for it from the mermaid."

Huang Shiba didn't answer, and said in a strange way: "That won't work! Mermaids soak in water every day, can their lips be dry? They don't need lip balm either! Besides, I'm not your brother now. Talk about your second uncle and second aunt, I am your second aunt's younger brother, you have to call me your third uncle, and your fourth aunt, Xiao Hui is your old uncle."

Bai Che rolled his eyes: "What the hell is Fourth Aunt, I don't want it! It sounds like she's retiring and going to dance in the square. Jiaojiao, don't listen to him, let's talk about it."

Hu Yu pointed to the gift boxes on the ground and said, "Xiaobai, that pile is all yours, and they are gifts from the goddesses. What do you want in colorful black clothes, hats, trousers, skirts, skirts? Why do you have more?" What about the dress? Forget it, it’s all yours anyway. Slippers, pajamas, etc. These clothes are our size. You go back and change them yourself. I’ll make you two new sets when I get to know them better. of!"

Bai Che: "Thank you big brother! Thank you sister-in-law!"

Xuanwu: "You don't need to get acquainted with fairies, I'll just go and buy them."

Hu Yu took the gift from Xuanwu's hand and handed it to Xiaohui, saying: "Xiaohui, these are all delicious, you can save them and eat them slowly. Just give me the big goose in the stew pot. I will eat delicacies from mountains and seas these days." It's a bit over the top, I want to eat something light today."

Xiao Hui nodded happily and said, "Okay, big brother, then I will put some more hawthorn carrots for you later, so that you can eat comfortably."

Hu Yu: "Don't be in a hurry, let's have a meeting first!"

Huang Shiba: "Huh? Another meeting? Big brother, you're coming home, why are you here for a meeting?"

With his hands behind his back, Hu Yu strode into the conference room on the hot kang, leaving a domineering slogan: "If you don't care, you must be present!"

Hu Yu was still sitting behind the small kang table, in the middle of the heated kang.Xuanwu consciously sat beside him, Hu Yu looked at him and asked, "Why are you still here? Just deliver it, go back, get ready, the wedding leave is almost over, hurry up and go to work."

Xuanwu took Hu Yu's hand and said, "I'll stay with you here, and we'll go back together after dinner."

Hu Yu said thoughtfully: "Brother Wu, do you think it's the custom in Northeast China that we have to stay at home for two nights after returning home for three days? I don't remember this custom?"

Xuanwu nodded and said: "Yes, this is the custom in the Northeast. It was because of the inconvenient transportation in the past, and it was difficult to catch up with the wind and snow. It always had to stay for a few days. But this young couple wants to live together, and neither party will go back first. The truth is, do you want me to accompany you to live in the fairy world today? No problem, it happens that our bedding is also in the wooden house. I'll go and light the fire in the fireplace!"

Hu Yu was startled and hurriedly said: "No, no, I'll go back at night, no, no, I'll go back to the Xuanwu Temple after dinner. Go ahead, I'll have a heart-to-heart chat with my family. No, it's a meeting. Arrange for the next immortal magic activity in the Northeast region, the meeting may discuss more detailed issues, and the meeting time will be relatively long, you should go home first."

Xuanwu: "As the patron saint of the north-east direction of the Sifang Lingshen, I feel that I can attend this meeting as the direct leaders of all of you."

Hu Yu pointed to Xuanwu's domineering response: "No! Xuanwu, you are not using the leader to suppress me! Ma Liuer, go back, or don't say that I am at night, I am at night, I don't sleep at night!"

Xuan Wu was not annoyed, he looked at Hu Yu with a smile, Hu Yu hurried over and stuck his hairy head into Xuan Wu's arms and said coquettishly: "Brother Wu, Brother Wu, you go back first, I will show off with these unmarried young people, I have a burden with you here."

Xuanwu patted Hu Yu's head and said, "Then I'll pick you up tonight." After speaking, he disappeared on the kang.

Huang Shiba cleared his throat and said, "I announce that the meeting is adjourned!"

Everyone turned around and left.

Hu Yu grabbed Huang Shiba and said, "What the hell, you're doing better now! It's not even the second part yet, and you think you're the hero and you can decide? Just sit down for me." !"

Huang Shiba was stunned by Hu Yu, and he sat down on the kang and said helplessly: "Brother, I am trapped by love now, and I don't want to hear your show of affection. You have nothing serious to do. Hurry up and go back after dinner! It's too late." Sister-in-law should punish you!"

Hu Yu stared at his long eyes and said: "He dares! Let me tell you, I have enlightened now, and I feel like I have entered a new world. I have to teach you the art of controlling husbands first. I know it's great! Your pure desire is outdated now, I'll chat with you, how can I handle my own old man!"

Liu Chengshuang kowtowed the melon seeds and listened to jokes leisurely, Bai Che held his small face and prepared to study seriously, Xiao Hui's mind had already drifted to the kitchen to think about what to order before ordering something, Xiao Jiaolong pretended to be deaf and didn't care did not hear it.

Huang Shiba struggled desperately not to listen to Hu Yu's bragging, and said in a dismantling manner: "You can pull it down, brother, we all saw it just now, you see how cowardly you are in front of sister-in-law, you have no prestige, and you have the temperament of a running dog! "

Hu Yu disagreed and said, "That's not cowardice, that's cuteness! But since you all see my current family status, why don't you know how to care about me! I'm your big brother! I'm being manipulated now Don't you think about how to save me from the fire? Why, the married brother, the water that was thrown out!"

Liu Chengshuang spat out the melon seeds in his mouth and said, "Brother, I think you are very happy! Come on, tell me about your miserable days and make the brothers happy!"

Hu Yu looked at Liu Chengshuang with satisfaction and said, "It has to be our second master, who is so understanding! It also needs to be married people like us who can understand each other. Single dogs are just envious and jealous! Second child, Let me ask you, just you and Xiaohui, that is, hahaha, what do you say, I'm a little embarrassed. What if the married life is too frequent?"

Huang Shiba: "I didn't hear it at all, you're sorry."

Bai Che: "I, I'm a little embarrassed to listen."

Xiao Hui: "Let's take a couple's lung slice later."

Jiaojiao, I didn't hear anything.

Liu Chengshuang said in shock: "Oh my God! The Great God of Xuanwu will not be sympathetic to you and love you! I always love my Xiaohui very much!"

Hu Yu: "You can pull it off, you think we are all deaf! I am not happy to let you and Xiaohui live in the Xuanwu Temple! You two have fun at night! Besides, what are you dragon descendants doing? Don’t you know! You’re born with something more than others, don’t you have any AC numbers in your heart!”

Liu Chengshuang: "Brother, since you have seen through my Versailles, I will use my years of medical experience to prescribe you two plasters to protect your old waist. As your second brother, I can only help you here! I don’t know if this medicine is good or not. After all, we Xiaohui are young and our muscles and bones are relatively soft. Unlike some foxes who only get it when they are old, why don’t we enroll you in a yoga class? Let Fengtian find you a student who came back from Tianzhu How is your yoga teacher?"

Hu Yu: "I'm leaving, I'm going home, no one understands me! Brothers and sisters can't point to a single one! Sad, go home!"

Liu Chengshuang and Huang Shiba laughed and hugged Hu Yu, Hu Yu struggled, Xiao Hui quickly said: "Brother, the big goose is already stewed, you can leave after eating, the stew smells delicious, you can smell it!"

Bai Che: "Yes, yes, brother, I'll get you the black currant juice that Wang Chengren sent you, drink some of it, don't be like them, I'll listen to you!"

Hu Yu sat back on the kang again and said "reluctantly": "That's all right, I'll chat with the fourth child, or the little girl is a caring little padded jacket."

Then he turned his head to look at Liu Chengshuang and Huang Shiba and asked, "No, how did you two decide that I was the one below?"

Huang Shiba: "The height score is subject to attack!"

Hu Yu: "That Xiaohui is taller than Liu Er."

Liu Chengshuang: "Age is divided according to age!"

Hu Yu: "My ID card is older than Brother Wu!"

Bai Che: "Separate the colors!"

Hu Yu: "When we were humans, we both had yellow skin!"

Xiao Hui: "How many points you eat!"

Hu Yu: "It's the first time I've heard that!"

Huang Shiba: "You can see it at a glance. Although you are not a mother, big brother, you are very popular! And the Xuanwu God is so powerful that he can hold down even the land of Kyushu. Can't you hold down a fox? What the hell, do you still want to stand up as a serf one day and sing? Then you are challenging the authority of our Chinese God! Besides, that is impossible! You are just a nine-tailed fox, and your sister-in-law has a lot of bastards What about the boss! That big snake, that brain can subdue you (be nice)!"

Hu Yu said without changing his face: "What you said is also quite reasonable. But what do you mean I am very angry? I am so aggressive, and the whole Northeast knows that I am powerful, and I am not confused? Those little monsters I glared at them, and they trembled all over! When you go out to fight, you don’t get there before you get to the aura! You just say that we are a few, who can have my domineering power!"

Bai Che said in a low voice: "It's mainly because you are good-looking that people are confused, bewitched by beauty, and overwhelmed by beauty."

It was rare for Xiao Hui to interject, "Brother is coquettish, he dazzles his eyes, he doesn't dare, he doesn't dare to look at him too much. It's not like, it's not like my second master's temperament is stable."

Hu Yu: "Really? I always thought that it was just my simple domineering that overwhelmed everyone. Liu Er, tell me, am I not as domineering as you?"

Liu Chengshuang said proudly: "Brother, your main reason is that you are too good-looking and your words are too bad. This caused your reputation in the Northeast of our country to be too loud. Most people would not dare to provoke you. They are afraid of your words. You don't have to fight. You basically talk to others You told me to leave. If you want to say whether you are domineering or not, then I will not argue with you, after all, I am the only one on top of our team."

Hu Yu squinted his eyes and looked at Liu Chengshuang: "Oh my God, this is for you Yangba (tsundere), what can the higher-ups do! Is it up to you to be in charge of the house, to call the shots, or to manage the money? Nothing can be purely physical. There's a lot to talk about working!"

Bai Che reminded in a low voice: "Brother, isn't the second brother always in charge of the money in his family? It seems to be quite in charge."

Hu Yu: "That's because Xiao Hui's age is not good at elementary school mathematics, and besides, they haven't married yet, and they don't have Bai Yu's marriage certificate and marriage certificate, let's not count!"

Liu Chengshuang: "That doesn't count? You were united with me just now! Whether this counts or not is up to you."

Hu Yu: "Well, I don't care what I say! I am in my house and I have the final say. Everyone in the house listens to me."

Huang Shiba hurried over and asked, "Brother, there are only three people in your family including you, you can't be a fool! You can still control the four of us in my mother's house, but I can only control the two of us when we go to the Xuanwu Temple. I Seeing that my sister-in-law doesn't listen to you very much, did he give you the money, salary card and so on? Do you know how much money my sister-in-law has? I think his gold and silver treasures are much older."

Hu Yu walked away from Huang Shiba and said vigilantly: "You always ask how much money my family has for what? Why are you so delicate! This is all private, do you know! Besides, my family has no money, and we are getting married and decorating the house. It’s all gone. You bought me that house in Fengtian and you gave me the key after you finished decorating it. I don’t have the money to decorate it. And my pair of sneakers that were bitten by your husky, you are ordering for me now What's the matter? Why haven't you come yet! Didn't you say Shunliufeng Express! And your watch, just give it to me as a gift."

Huang Shiba waved his hand and said: "Let's end the meeting, end the meeting! The married elder brother poured out water. It's the same as Sister Hu. The fox has finished his life, and he doesn't know how to drag things to his mother's house. He took everything to his in-law's house. One Don’t eat the big goose, go back to your own home and eat seafood.”

Xiao Hui was at a loss and said: "Then, the big goose is almost ready to be stewed, brother should eat at home!"

Bai Che: "Brother brought me a gift, it's all very precious! Third brother, you can't push him away. Big brother, I think it seems that third brother put your sneakers on his own feet."

After Bai Che finished speaking, he quickly hid behind Hu Yu.

Little Jiaolong: "Brother Eighteen, I'll buy you sneakers!"

Huang Shiba was so sad that he turned around and turned into a fluffy weasel, chasing and biting Bai Che's feet. Bai Che quickly sat on the kang and turned back into a thorny white hedgehog and curled up into a ball, making the weasel unable to bite.

The weasel rolled its black eyes, raised its front paws, and rolled the ball-like white hedgehog on the kang. The white hedgehog was dizzy but did not dare to poke its head out.When Hu Yu saw it, he turned back into a big red-haired fox, shook off his fur, and rescued the white hedgehog from the weasel's claws with a flick of his big tail.

Xiaohui turned back into a big squirrel, wearing a red bellyband, standing on the kang, jumping around, sometimes instructing the weasel how to escape, and sometimes helping the fox to chase the yellow leather child that was an afterimage.For a while, on the kang in the old meeting room of Xianxian Small World, yellow and foxes were chasing, red and yellow hairs were flying all over the sky, hedgehogs were next to the pythons, and squirrels were not too tired to watch.

"It's delicious to eat after exercising! Xiaohui's cooking skills are so delicious every time!" Hu Yu burped in satisfaction after eating a big goose.

"Xiaoyu, let's go home after eating." Xuanwu said sitting next to Hu Yu.

Hu Yu said excitedly: "Emma, ​​Brother Wu, why did you suddenly appear! Next time you walk through the door, don't bring such a scary, no, scaring fox. Well, Brother Wu, let's discuss it, can we not take it tonight?" Going back, my younger brothers will miss me, I haven't talked enough all day long!"

Liu Chengshuang hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law, we snakes are very tired in winter, and Xiao Hui has been busy with the wedding banquet for the past few days and is exhausted. Let's go back to bed first." Then he took Xiao Hui's hand and went back to the house.

Bai Che took out his mobile phone and pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, it's almost here! My little sisters are still waiting for me to live stream makeup. Today's makeup is very important. Brother and sister-in-law, I'll go back to the room first!"

Hu Yu looked at Huang Shiba hopefully, and Huang Shiba said mercilessly, "Brother, what are you talking about with me? I'm taking over your job as a single dog now. I'm going back to shine shoes." Said He turned around and left.

Xiao Jiaolong: "Brother Eighteen, I'll wipe it for you. You don't have to fetch water when I'm here!" After saying that, he chased him out, and when he reached the door, he turned to Hu Yu and Xuanwu and said, "Second Uncle and Aunt, I'm not going tonight. back home."

Hu Yu returned to the Xuanwu Temple tremblingly in the middle of the gentle and elegant smile on the Xuanwu Road. He pondered and weighed the words several times in the fox's stomach along the way, and finally said obediently when Xuanwu hugged him: "Brother Wu, we two Let’s discuss something. That’s right, that’s right, today they all, all said, all said that means, that is, I want to fight for a while, can I, can I, can I be on top? Mainly I want to make a good start , Let the younger brothers not be oppressed, take the lead in the family both physically and mentally, and form a good atmosphere in the Northeast Daxian class! Please also support the leaders!"

After Hu Yu finished speaking in one breath, he didn't dare to look at Xuanwu, lowered his head, rubbing the buttons on Xuanwu's clothes with both hands at a loss.Xuanwu gently kissed Hu Yu's hair, eyes, and the tip of his nose, lifted his chin and said, "Of course I support it. I will support whatever you like."

That night, Hu Yu fulfilled his wish on the top, but felt that there was no difference at all!No, Brother Wu seems to be more excited!

Hu Yu slept until noon, lay on the bed and said weakly, "Brother Wu, bring me the plaster that Liu Er gave me on my waist!"

(Finish)

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