Northeast Daxian Class

Delicacies from mountains and seas, vegetarian fruits and vegetables, fresh seafood, chicken, duck and fish.Flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the sea, all the delicacies that can be eaten are served at the wedding banquet of Hu Yu and Xuanwu.There are also many delicacies and delicacies that are not available in the world, such as fine nectar and jade liquid, and the treasures of heaven and earth are also available.

All the people who come here are guests, and they can eat when they are on the table. The big banquet with flowing water is set up. There are three meals in the morning, noon and evening, afternoon tea in the afternoon, and supper in the evening.There is an endless stream of guests coming and going, from the Nine Heavens up to the Underworld of Yan Luo, the heroes of the world, all those who have downloaded the "Three Realms Files" app at home and abroad have received pop-up notifications for one month in a row, and they are also discussing this among each other. The big happy event between heaven and earth, the radio and TV stations in the spiritual world, the gossip tabloids of websites and magazines have full pages about Hu Yu and Xuanwu, it's hard to know if you don't know!

"Big cousin, why did you sit here and eat?" Hu Jiu in the twin foxes was startled when he saw Hu Yu sitting down, and the chicken leg in his hand almost fell out of fright.

Hu Yu stuffed chicken thighs into his mouth and said: "This is a bite. I got up early in the morning and changed my hair and clothes, so I ate two eggs. On the way to send my relatives, Xiaohui gave me a chicken leg, which happened to be In the part about Suzaku God, birds were flying all over the sky that day, so I didn’t have the nerve to eat more. This made me tired, and I had to have two bites of this big fried chicken to make up for it. How do you guys eat this table? This chicken is cooked Delicious? Tell Xiao Hui what you want to eat, he is in charge of the kitchen."

Hu Shi, one of the twins, hiccupped and said, "Brother, why are you so tired as the bridegroom sits in the sedan chair? We, the ones who carried the sedan chair, didn't even say that we were tired. Our eldest brother, we have been jumping up and down in this Xuanwu Temple since we were married, No, no, why do you say that word to this old nine?"

Hu Jiu: "Flying up and down, big brother is really excited. I heard from your relatives at your husband's side that they couldn't sit still for a while. If it weren't for the custom, they would have gone to Changbai Mountain to pick you up a long time ago! The plaque in the hall I hung the red silk by myself, spread the red carpet by myself, and even wiped the glass facing the sea several times! Big brother, you are so lucky to be with big brother!"

Hu Yu kept nodding while eating, and when he heard others praise Xuanwu, he felt even more beautiful in his heart.His stomach was padded, and he was just about to unbutton his wedding clothes and eat, when he felt a pain in his ears, and then the sound of his head hurting also came to his ears.

"I still have face to eat, old Hu, I found that I can't stand you for a while! Just look at your oily face, and you will ask if you are as big as you in the whole world Ku Chi (informal) )’s groom, the Great God of Xuanwu is busy greeting the guests over there, so you’re ashamed to eat it yourself?” Hu Meiyan felt as if she was ten years older by Hu Yu on the first day of the wedding.

The Seventeenth siblings hurriedly passed paper towels to Hu Yu to wipe his hands, greeted Hu Yu's handsome face, and wiped him carefully: "Big cousin, you should be more dignified, you can't ignore your manners even if you are good-looking. Look at our Tibetan foxes, although they are ordinary in appearance, they are very dignified, which is also a bonus! Don't let your in-laws laugh at us fox fairies."

"Daughter-in-law, sit down and eat something. You've been tired all day. Big cousin has such a happy temper. No matter how you pretend, you can't match the dignity and elegance of your Tibetan fox. Take a break. Big cousin has a sense of proportion." The person who spoke was a man with a fairy appearance and elegant appearance, it was Hu Shiqi, the white fox fairy.

Tibetan fox smiled shyly and waved his hands. Hu Meiyan urged: "Seventeenth brothers and sisters, sit here and eat something first. I'll just watch Lao Hu. What about you, don't eat, it's time to toast!" Hu Yu Hurry up and eliminate a chicken thigh.Follow Hu Meiyan away.

Hu Yu looked at the roof of the Xuanwu Hall while walking: "Sister, where is the second pillar? This Xuanwu Temple has no beams, where did he hang from?"

Hu Meiyan pointed to the distance, and saw a group of vampires wearing black cloaks and pale faces elegantly shaking the red wine glasses, using chopsticks and spoons to taste Maoxuewang, sauerkraut stewed blood sausage under the guidance of Er Zhuzi, Spicy duck blood and other Chinese traditional red dishes.

Hu Meiyan said as she walked, "I told Erzhuzi that it's not auspicious to be hanging around on the big day. Let him take care of his relatives too. Don't keep grinning. Give me the aristocratic look." Pick it up, I'll give you a long face. Our natal family is so international, with no foreign relatives, we have people everywhere!"

"That's right, Huliefu even gave me a wedding! You are so domineering! When he marries Xiaobai, I will also give him a gift, and send him from Russia to our country to make him a door-to-door son-in-law. Sister, You are in a hurry, if you are not in a hurry, then I will send Er Zhuzi to the Northeast, and let you marry that far away!" Hu Yu said as he walked, and greeted the guests one by one.

"Old Hu, old Hu, come here!" Wang Chengren was sitting at the only non-practice human guest seat.This table is full of capable people who don't practice Buddhism, Taoism, or religion.

Hu Yu hurried over and asked Wang Chengren: "Why are you sitting here? Didn't you let you sit at the main table?"

Wang Chengren didn't answer his question, but took out a small medicine bottle from his hand and said, "Drink this first, and you will toast later, whatever you drink, you won't get drunk."

Hu Yu gulped down the hangover medicine in the small medicine bottle, patted Ling Kong's shoulder sitting next to Wang Chengren and said, "Treasure it well." After speaking, he went straight to Xuanwu who was waving to him not far away.

Ling Kong looked at the boy sitting next to him, although he knew in his heart that this man was already a thousand or eight hundred years old, but the way he dressed and had haircut looked like he was just over twenty.Ling Kong asked first, "It's Shen Wang Wang Chengren, why are you sitting here?"

Wang Chengren looked Ling Kong up and down, his clear and bright eyes were full of sophistication, he seemed a little dissatisfied, picked up his chopsticks, picked up a chopstick of vegetables and said while eating, "Don't you know why I'm sitting here? What's so stupid? Didn't your Ling family specially ask Lao Hu to calculate the marriage for you? That's right, that unlucky guy is me, what's the matter, I heard that you are still quite dissatisfied with me?"

A large table of people looked at their noses and eyes, and they pretended not to hear anything and silently ate the food in front of them, but they all secretly pricked up their ears, the fire of gossip was already burning fiercely.

Ling Kong put down his chopsticks, unbuttoned the gold-plated suit on his suit with one hand and leaned back on the chair, jokingly said, "I'm afraid Shen Wang is not satisfied with me either. All this time, his eyes have been on Huang Xian's family."

Not to be outdone, Wang Chengren said: "Of course, Xiao Huang Pizi wears this orange-skin-colored dress today. The key point is that he is well-bred, pure and lively, with two dimples when he smiles. Unlike some people, who are not very old , looks very anxious, you must be 32 with your big back combed, right? I can't stop looking at it, that old beard is [-], and it doesn't look as old as you."

Before Ling Kong choked back, Shen Ming asked cautiously: "King Shen, do you still miss Huang Xian's family?"

Wang Chengren turned his head and said to Shen Ming: "Ju Shen, you are really good at it, is it me that you are competing with now?! Why can't you tell the priority! You see, that dragon cub has been wandering around with your sticky bean bag all day, You are here at the old cadres, and you care about me not forgetting! I can’t forget, my memory is getting better, although I am old, I eat ginkgo every day. It’s you, move quickly, or even sticky bean buns Can't eat anymore!"

One sentence woke up Director Shen, who got up and went to Huang Laosan.As soon as Wang Chengren turned his head, Ling Kong pinched his chin in his hands. Ling Kong stared at his mirror-like eyes and sneered, "You look young and beautiful, but unfortunately it's not my type!"

Wang Chengren wiped his chin viciously, resisted the urge to slap the table and shouted: "What a pity? I don't have a pity at all, I'm so happy! I'm so glad I'm not your type! I, Wang Chengren, have been through thousands of years All the great virtue accumulated by coming to help weak children should be used on this face! If you don’t like it, who are you? I watched the ancestors of your Ling family grow up, and they played with me as a domineering president. You are crazy! You like Boss Hu, does he care about you? How could I have such an unworthy marriage like you!

If it weren't for seeing your great grandfather Fatty Ling always knitting sweaters for the children in our orphanage, I would have greeted you with a big fight on my face, and told you to comb my hair to look like an adult every now and then pretend not to be a grandson!Alas, I am so mad, who the hell, pour me some chrysanthemum tea, I need to soothe the liver and regulate Qi! The person next to him didn't know who it was, so he poured a cup of tea for Wang Chengren, and Wang Chengren drank three cups of chrysanthemum tea in anger.

The whole table didn't dare to breathe, for fear of offending the old Ginseng King who usually sees people laughing.Head Ling slapped Ling Yun's back with a pestle (a punch) and said, "Hurry up and apologize to King Shen. Don't be angry, King Shen. On this day of great joy, don't be as knowledgeable as this little bastard. We are all here to help you!" Hu Daxian and Xuanwu Dashen are overjoyed."

Wang Chengren Erlang cocked his legs, pointed at Master Ling and started spraying: "I'm not angry, I was just thirsty and wanted to drink water. I have been buddies with the old fox all these years, and I have never lost my mouth. Ling, let me ask you, how does your Ling family educate people? Your father is unbelievable. He knows how to eat every day without idle mouth. The meat is not too long, and the man has no temper at all. You It’s just okay, what else can your two sons do besides being stinky and flaunting their wealth every day? The next generation of Ling’s parents and grandchildren let you brag about the sky and the earth. It’s such a shameful thing to bring out? You guys Whether the Ling family has a problem with feng shui or a problem with character, why did they educate such a dog!"

The head of the Ling family apologized repeatedly: "Yes, yes! You are so right, King Shen. Our Ling family has problems everywhere, so we are not worthy of Xianyuan. This Ling Kong is not shit, our Ling family does not know how to educate, we don't want it Yes! Also please King Shen do my father a face, you are the most caring and caring person in Northeast China, you can take back this child who is not wanted by parents, grandpa and grandpa. Our Ling family has never had this grandson, he is The orphan you adopted in Shenxian Cave!"

Seeing his grandfather's serious nonsense, Ling Kong couldn't hold back his laughter, so he burst out laughing.There were two big fights on both sides of the head at the same time.

Head Ling: "Don't laugh!"

Wang Chengren: "Smile, I don't want it!"

"Grandpa Shen Wang, this elder brother is really, really, really noble, who is it?"

"Who is it?" Xiaojiu and Xiaojiu asked Wang Chengren with big eyes while hugging a volleying thigh.

"This is Grandma Shen Wang calculated by Hu Daxian, right?" An owl flew down from the heights, shouted loudly, attracted the attention of several tables around, and landed triumphantly on Ling Kong's shoulder superior.

Wang Chengren was so angry that his brain hurt, he couldn't do anything to the two children, he grabbed the owl's wings and pulled them onto his shoulders, and the owl looked aggrieved as he dropped several feathers.

Seeing that Ling Kong was holding a ginseng doll in one hand, the surrounding gods and demons all came to toast and congratulate him.The head of Ling's family hurriedly responded one by one, saying that after Daxian Hu's wedding was over, the Ling family would start making preparations, and decided to build a magnificent garden so that King Shen and his adopted children could live comfortably in the Ling's house. There will also be a big banquet to entertain everyone!

Ling Kong raised the wine glass in front of him, filled the wine glass in front of Wang Chengren, looked at the angry Wang Chengren, touched his glass to himself, and said to Wang Chengren: "Shen Wang, I offer you a toast. Don't spoil the festive atmosphere. A glass of wine relieves a thousand worries, you worry and I worry too, look at the joyful faces of everyone present, only we two can drink together to get rid of our worries."

Wang Chengren picked up the wine cup and drank it down, and the two of them drank their own sorrowful wine in the wedding wine of others. You drink a glass and I drink a glass, and you get drunk before you know it. Take out your lungs.

After the wedding banquet that night, under the effect of the anti-alcoholic medicine, Hu Yu entered the bridal chamber with Xuan Wu happily and clearly.As Hu Yu's best friend, Wang Chengren was not far behind, but for some reason, he rolled on the same bed with Ling Kong, a brat.

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The author has something to say:

Wang Chengren: What a beep—a dog!The son of the Ling family!

Ling Kong: I feel very satisfied

Hu Yu: Why is it progressing so fast?

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