Northeast Daxian Class

In spring, the season of recovery of all things, in the vast northeast of China, there is an entire flat and vast black soil plain.On this vast plain, people and animals live in harmony and live endlessly.Here we can see sticks beating roe deer, scooping fish and pheasants flying into the rice cooker, dogs pulling sledges, old Maozi pawing bears, a scene of thriving nature!

In this vast plain area, there is a majestic and towering mountain, which connects the black soil and the blue sky. The mountain is covered with snow all the year round. From a distance, the pure white fairy is noble and inviolable.The industrious and kind-hearted Northeast people worship the high mountains and fear the white snow, so they named this goddess-like mountain range: Changbai Mountain!

Today, Huaguo, with rapid economic development and significant improvement in people's living standards, is already among the top ten countries on the planet in terms of happiness.Changbai Mountain has attracted countless Chinese tourists with its unique geographical location and beautiful and mysterious natural scenery.

There are many farmhouses, five-star hotels, and express hotels near Changbai Mountain.Among them, there is a homestay located in the deepest part of Changbai Mountain called Xianxian Small World.

Tourists can see the evaluation of this homestay on Xielv.com as follows:

A netizen lost a shoe: This is the first time I went to Changbai Mountain in the Northeast. It is said that this is a commercial homestay closest to the ecological line approved by the environmental protection department.At first I thought it would be relatively simple, but I didn’t expect that the mobile phone signal is strong, 24-hour hot water, and free Wi-Fi is faster than the five-star hotels down the mountain.The price is also very reasonable. The price of mineral water drinks is the same as that of the supermarket, and there is no promotion of mountain delicacies and fake ginseng.I thought it was run by fellow villagers on the mountain, but I didn't expect it to be a few young people, very down-to-earth and hardworking young people. I will stay here next time I go.

Reply from the merchant: Thank you for your affirmation. Young people must work hard and not drive up prices. They must welcome tourists from all over the country with the best hardware conditions. (The shoe you lost was not found in our homestay. If necessary, please call our store to describe the style of your lost shoe in detail.)

Netizen Tongtong’s mother: I took my children there, and I’m ready to fly like a dog, but I still want my children to get closer to nature.There are not many people in the B&B, maybe because the location is too far away, many people go back before going here.

Boss Liu of the B&B played with my children the whole time, and brought them to know a lot of insects and plants.They also applied special mosquito repellent to the children, and the children played in the mountains once a week without being bitten by mosquitoes.The food at the B&B is also delicious, clean and hygienic. The children eat well, sleep well and have fun here. It is recommended that mothers bring their children to play here if possible.

Store reply: Thank you for your affirmation. It is our wish to serve every customer well. Mother is the greatest person in the world. It is your trust in us to bring your children to Xianxian Small World.We will take good care of you and your family, make your children happy, and mothers rest assured! (Our mosquito repellent is only bought in ordinary supermarkets, not a special formula, you can buy it in Qu Jushi.)

Netizen Tianbian's Xia: I went with a few old sisters, and I was planning to book a five-star hotel at first, but it was too far away from the mountains to dig wild vegetables.The daughter-in-law said that this restaurant was rated as five-star and it is still on the edge of the virgin forest, and the wild vegetables are guaranteed to be pollution-free, so she booked this restaurant.The little girl in this house is very good at taking pictures, she puts on makeup for us and also takes out a box of silk scarves for us to match.It is estimated that the studio may have lost money, and opened this shop with four guys.

Merchant Response: Thank you for your affirmation, and hope that more aunties will come to our fairy world to experience the picturesque scenery of Changbai Mountain.Our store provides services such as makeup, styling, beauty, hairdressing, photography, retouching, electronic photo album production, etc. for free.The partner of our store, Ms. Bai, has many years of experience in clothing, makeup, makeup and photography. At the same time, she provides a variety of overseas cosmetics, skin care products, luggage and luxury purchasing services. Guests staying in the store can try product samples for free. If necessary, please contact the store to add Ms. Bai’s personal WeChat.

(In order to protect the vegetation of Changbai Mountain, protect the ecological environment, and provide enough plant food for small animals on the mountain, the Changbai Mountain Management Committee prohibits various forms of picking wild vegetables and destroying plants and vegetation. If you need wild vegetables, please contact our store, our store Provide free artificial planting wild vegetable varieties: mother-in-law diced, mountain hemp residue, small root garlic, Qumai, bracken, free picking, Shunliufeng express delivery on the same day, postage to pay.)

Netizen Tianbian's Xia replied: My sister picked wild vegetables, but the boss said it was wrong and dug them to protect the environment.The guy who cooked picked a sack for us in the greenhouse, and made buns when we went home. The fresh ones were better than those dug in other places.

Netizen 07853111 replied: Ask for the bun recipe.

Netizen Tianbian's Xia replied: The pig weighs 2 catties, the fat one is thin, the thinner one is fatter and the fatter one, chop the stuffing.Mountain hemp residue, two bundles of bracken, chopped stuffing...

Merchant Reply: Thank you for the steamed stuffed bun recipe provided by Auntie. Our store selects mountain black pork with freshly picked wild vegetables, and uses pure Northeast non-genetically modified soybean oil. The preferred seasoning of Shangong Member Store Supermarket provides you with black mountain vegetables for breakfast. Pork buns, welcome to the store to taste.

Netizen Gongzhuling Ouyang Nazha: Sisters, hurry up and book a room!The bosses are old and handsome!They are tall, all of them are above 185 (not counting the woman) (the woman is also very tall and has 175, and she is very energetic). They are really handsome. My second aunt and old aunt said these guys Quack spirit!

Merchant Reply: Thank you for your affirmation, and I hope you will give a pertinent evaluation on the hardware conditions and software services of our Xianxian Small World. (All the partners in this shop have already had a partner and wish the tourists a happy marriage. If you have any marriage needs, please go to the East Head of Xiangbi Village at the foot of Changbai Mountain, and find the boss Xie Dashou in Dashouzhaocai Supermarket to register.)

Netizen Gongzhuling Ouyang Nazha replied: Suddenly I don’t want to give a good review.

"Yes, my friend from Gongzhuling, I remember you, because you really look like Ouyang Nazha. Are you fat? You can't see fat at all, 220 pounds? I can't tell, your face is the same as Ouyang Nazha It’s a slap in the face. Yes, I’m the manager Huang who is in charge of check-in and check-out, hahahaha, um, how should I put it, we just met each other on a blind date, and we don’t know each other very well. You can add my WeChat, and then we will also We can get to know each other. The main reason is that I want to issue you our 200 yuan check-in coupon. You can also contact me directly when you book a room during the peak season, and I will give you VIP treatment. Okay, okay, see you later."

Manager Huang hung up the phone and said to the tall boy next to him, "It's solved. Your third brother makes a move, and it's a matter of pinching minutes. You are definitely good at public relations." The tall boy nodded in admiration.

Manager Huang pulled the computer in front of the boy, looked at the comments on Xilv.com and asked, "Who told you that we all have a partner? Where is the partner? The weasel you found for me?"

The tall boy's expression was shocked, and he said, "You don't like women, don't you?"

Manager Huang angrily blew on Liu Haier who was lying down and asked loudly: "What about the man? Male weasel, male weasel, where do you put it?"

Seeing that he was angry, the tall boy backed away and muttered in a low voice: "There are fewer weasels now, and there are many minks in the back mountain, including white mink, gray mink, and sable, all of which are quite cute. I'm going to find you a mink."

Manager Huang rolled his eyes and shouted to the young man, "You're opening a fur city for me! Xiao Hui, I'll send you to the fur city in a while, and make you into a mouse skin!"

"What are you doing with this yelling? Pay attention to your quality!" A Lexus 570 jeep drifted sideways at the door of the B&B, and a man wearing a red trendy brand down jacket and a red woolen hat got out of the car.Stepping on a pair of woolen cotton shoes with slender legs, he stepped out of the car domineeringly, stepped on the snow without going through the pedals, and wet the cotton shoes.

The man has red lips and white teeth, slender eyes and long eyebrows, the tails of the eyes are raised and hooked back halfway, the bridge of the nose is high and the nose is narrow.Her snow-white skin was slightly flushed by the red coat and red hat.The tall boy quickly ran to hide behind the man in red. Manager Huang chased after him panting and asked the man, "Brother, why are you back? Didn't you go to the county town to buy Mackenzie?"

The man pulled off his hat to reveal his jet-black half-long hair and said: "I just drove down the mountain, and when I waited for the red light, I counted. Liu Erye is going to wake up today. I didn’t slow down when I went downhill, so I came back quickly.”

The tall boy behind him quickly stood up and said, "I have prepared everything for Mr. Liu, including food, supplies, hot spring water, and the temperature of the sauna room has been adjusted."

The man said to Manager Huang: "Look, look at the quality of their service. As far as Xiaohui's service is concerned, there are no bad reviews for our store."

Manager Huang snorted disdainfully and said, "You can pull it off, I was almost given a bad review just now. If I hadn't called, added WeChat and sent red envelopes, the bad review would have been given."

The man looked at the tall boy named Xiao Hui and asked, "What's the matter? Are you still not satisfied with the quality of service and hardware? Does this man want to live in Tiangong?"

Xiao Hui lowered his head and said nothing, Manager Huang rushed to answer: "Brother, do you have a date?"

The man's face darkened in an instant, his slender eyes were full of displeasure, and he said, "Where can I find a partner? Besides, I am so old, what kind of partner should I look for, and what is the purpose of looking for a partner? Why mention this thing!" Manager Huang handed Point out to the man the bad review that was almost unsafe at the end of the season through the mobile phone.

The man raised his eyebrows and stared at the boy with his long eyes widened into round eyes. The boy lowered his head and said nothing.The man stared at it for a while and was about to explode when a white light suddenly flashed in front of his eyes.The man pointed at the white light and shouted: "Put it on for me! What about you! Put on pants!"

In the distance, a girl with a high ponytail and JK, in Changbai Mountain in the northeast, with a short skirt and thighs in the cold spring, was startled by the man's shout, and ran into the house in a flash without daring to look back.

At this time, the tall boy wanted to take advantage of the chaos and escape, but the man grabbed his wrist with one hand, and the boy immediately stood there and did not dare to move.The man said to Manager Huang: "Go, let me slip that one out of the room! Wait a moment, let him put on his pants and come out, long johns and wool trousers for me!"

Manager Huang scratched his head and said, "Brother, I can't catch him, it's not easy to catch, it hurts my hand. Pull it down, this time to see my face, I will let him wear cotton pants when eating, or let him not eat."

The tall boy looked at the man and said: "Brother, your clothes are very beautiful, the same color as your fur, red and red. Really, very festive, suitable for Chinese New Year, good luck! I am afraid of customers because you are good-looking , blindly book a room, and then take a video and post it on the Internet, causing you trouble. I, I’ll go and see if Mr. Liu is awake first.” After speaking, the boy retreated strategically, and after a few steps, he ran away like a gust of wind.

Manager Huang and the man were standing in the yard, experiencing the northeast wind blowing from the northeast. Before they were about to freeze, the man looked at Manager Huang and said, "What are you looking at? They have a partner. They are serving you. You have it!"

Not to be outdone, Manager Huang put on an innocent smiling face with two dimples and said to the man, "I don't have one. I'm young. I just slipped away. I don't know anyone who is too old." The wheels also disappeared in the north wind.

The man stood in the north wind, feeling sad. He silently made a wish in his heart: "This year, the year of happiness, I, Boss Hu, must have a partner! This year, the year of chilling, I, Boss Hu, must punish these bastards!

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