What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Meng Jingyuan was also poor, so he also said along the way: "Why not, didn't we get together today?"

This is not the case, how can a cross talk combination not be a combination if it is both flattering and funny.

Laughter interspersed with the sound of "噫": They are all combinations, your nature seems to be different?

Whether a cross talk can attract the audience or not is very important. The impromptu conversation between the two of them really mobilized the atmosphere of the scene.

A cross talk son cannot worship his father as a teacher. Meng Jingyuan's family has a long history, and he also learns art from his elders, but he kowtows to learn art from another famous artist with a distinctive and sharp style, so Meng Jingyuan also has a lot of teacher's characteristics.In the many years of cooperation with Zeng Wen, he has won praises for porcelain, but from time to time there are magical touches, which are amazing.

In today's words, his style is called: be steady.

Qishejiang said with a smile: "This is temporary, and I have to return you to Teacher Zeng Wen later."

After saying this, the audience in the audience shouted in unison: "Yoooooooo~~~~"

Qishejiang: "???"

I have heard applause, "噫", and booing, what does this "yoooo" mean? ?

In the past few decades, the cross talk world has developed such a way of applauding.Qishejiang was puzzled, but he couldn't show it on his face, so he could only continue talking as if nothing had happened.

Anyway, I had a lot of fun with the appointment, Qishejiang changed the subject in satisfaction, and returned to the script, "Actually, today we are celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival, the custom of the Mid-Autumn Festival, every family enjoys the moon and eats moon cakes. There are family members If you are reunited, then 'the moon to Mid-Autumn Festival is bright and clean'. If you are away from your relatives, you can only 'hope you will last forever, and we will share the beauty together'."

Meng Jingyuan: "Yes, best wishes."

Qishejiang: "There are even worse ones. We can only 'a jug of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and you will be three people in the shadow of each other'."

Meng Jingyuan looked puzzled: "Huh? This is the same meaning as before, the family is separated."

Qishejiang shook his head: "This is even worse, 'no blind date', there is no one who is willing to go on a blind date with him."

Meng Jingyuan: "I've never heard of it! Is that what you mean?"

……

Because it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, from the first talk to the main work, everything is on the line, and the work is also very logical.

Qishejiang got to the point here, "Actually, at the beginning, the mooncakes had no fillings, just dry, mustard cakes, a whole piece, trying to make them look round. With fillings, it was when Zhu Yuanzhang was beaten. He invented it.

"It starts from the time of Emperor Shun of the Yuan Dynasty. The government was dark and the people suffered unspeakably. Mo Daoshi had one eye and stirred up rebellion in the Yellow River. It was the sound of golden drums, and there were uprisings everywhere, including Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang.

"Zhu Yuanzhang united vertically and horizontally, and wanted to unite various rebels to revolt on August [-]th, but how should such important news be passed on? Military adviser Liu Bowen came up with an idea. Let's put the news in the food and send it Walk!"

Meng Jingyuan: "Hey, it's a good idea."

Qi Shejiang said solemnly: "As we all know, Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang is from Fengyang, and his family lives at No. 28, BBQ Street, Zhujiazhuang, Fengyang County..."

Meng Jingyuan couldn't bear to look at it: "Hey! There is also a street of barbecue!"

……

Qishejiang: "After finishing it, take a look, what's missing?"

Meng Jingyuan: "What's missing?"

Qishejiang seemed to be busy with his hands: "Put the mold up and print three characters: Daoxiang Village."

Meng Jingyuan said "Hey", "Was there Daoxiang Village at that time?"

……

Qishejiang: "... Yuan soldiers came forward to investigate, and there were restrictions on knives at that time, and several families were only allowed to share one knife. Yuan soldiers looked at how long General Wang Sheng's big sword was, okay, big swords match big swords Moon cakes are justifiable. But the officers and soldiers have to take advantage of something to be happy, and he just took a bite of the moon cake."

Meng Jingyuan: "You don't let go of everything you eat?"

Qishejiang: "This made everyone very nervous, but it contained a note of 'raise troops on the [-]th night of August'! It turned out..."

Meng Jingyuan: "How is it?"

Qishejiang: "Hold him to death without revealing anything!"

……

……

This is an old story. The story revolves around the origin of stuffed mooncakes. The main characters are Zhu Yuanzhang, military adviser Liu Bowen, and General Wang, who is known as the king of swords. Rebels.

10 minutes, it seems to be fleeting, and the audience is still unsatisfied.Qishejiang entered the bottom, shook his last burden, and bowed down with Meng Jingyuan.

Although it is an old joke, it has been refurbished a little bit, and the performance skills of "slow, tight, pause, and frustration" can be regarded as being brought into full play by them.Even those who have heard it can enjoy it.

The more old the joke, the hotter it needs to be.From lines, facial expressions to movements, everything needs to be done properly.

However, their performance lasted 10 minutes, and the official broadcast should be cut more compactly. There is no way, it is a party after all.

After getting off the stage, Meng Jingyuan still laughed, "The words before the head are hung up now? Why did you suddenly think of mentioning that Xiao Zhang, because he said you before?"

Qishejiang: "Hey, I met him backstage before, just kidding."

He was happy, he changed his coat and went back after having a good time, Zhang Yue could only hold back for another hour at the scene because he still had to wait for the next part.

Zhang Yue: I am autistic.

The audience who participated in the recording of the party could not disclose the specific content because they signed a non-disclosure agreement. When they mentioned it on the Internet, they only vaguely said that Qishejiang performed very well!

Netizens said, why do they not believe so?

[Hehe, the navy is here to blow again. Back then, you were blowing about Qishejiang in Pineapple's new variety show! 】

[Don't get excited, everyone, maybe he just meant that Qishejiang looked good on camera that day...]

【Reasonable and convincing hahahaha】

[Mocking is mocking, you must accept the beauty of Jesse's mother and son, even the vase is a top vase. 】

[But Goose will never forget, the fear of being dominated by Qishejiang's sense of variety...]

[I'm struggling, I want to appreciate Qishejiang's face, and I have a severe fear of embarrassment...]

[I advise you not to watch it, reading the jokes about the two gunmen is not a sense of humor!With me, he can't clean up anyway! 】

……

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, at eight o'clock sharp, the party began.

Lao Bai's house.

Lao Bai forcibly switched the channel to Pineapple TV. As a sanxian musician, he went to Qishejiang to watch the party today!

The daughter yelled: "Why are you watching Pineapple TV? I want to watch Strawberry TV!"

Lao Bai: "Don't make trouble, Dad wants to look after Shejiang."

daughter:"…………"

The daughter immediately sent a wechat message to her little friends: "I'll go, you would never have imagined that my dad insisted on watching the Pineapple TV show, and told me he wanted to watch Qishejiang..."

The friends laughed loudly: "Bai Ruisi, uncle is still chasing idols! He is still a face control!"

"Uncle is good at aesthetics! Meet uncle to lick the screen together tonight!"

——Public perception: The person who likes Jesse must be the face control.

Seeing that the Guan Shan Band was on stage and the performance was over, it was already shown on the screen that the next show was Qishejiang and Meng Jingyuan.

I saw Qishejiang in front and Meng Jingyuan in the back, walking to the front of the stage and standing still.Lao Bai's wife, who never cared about the entertainment industry, said "huh" at this moment, "Is this about cross talk? Why does it look like this?"

The daughter made a "poof", "You don't know, this is just for an embarrassing performance, how can he talk about cross talk, the whole network is waiting to laugh."

As a result, Qishejiang not only knew how to talk about cross talk, but also made Lao Bai's daughter spit him out as soon as he opened his mouth.

Just take Zhang Yue and smash it!

"Yes, we can hear it in the background. I'm done listening, it looks so good."

"Hahahahahaha, isn't that what Zhang Yue said, and he actually hates him?" The daughter typed excitedly: "Look at the cross talk of Qishejiang on the Pineapple Stage! No, I'm sober, it's Qishejiang, he hates Zhang Got an appointment!"

Not just once.

Qishejiang smashed the appointment several times!

Lao Bai's daughter and her friends complained wildly in the WeChat group while watching the show.

"Fuck the photographer is spiritual, the camera made an appointment of 233333"

"Zhang Yue's expression is amazing hahahahaha, I want to cut it out and make it into an emoticon package!"

"Oh my god, I'm obviously here to lick the screen, why am I laughing wildly!"

"The expressions of the band members light up, you can see how happy they are smiling!"

……

This is a night destined to surprise the media and netizens.

Situations similar to Lao Bai happen in many places.

Everyone calls friends and friends to see Zhang Yue's expression together - this guy has made too many enemies over the years, even some colleagues who have been venomous by him can't help calling their relatives and friends to see Pineapple Terrace.

Since Qishejiang and Meng Jingyuan took the stage, the ratings have increased significantly. While the show was on the air, there were already many related discussions on the Internet.

When Qishejiang entered the real job, everyone found out that he was still talking about traditional jokes, and they exploded even more.

Who would have thought that Qishejiang, who was thought to be a gimmick, could not only really talk about cross talk, but also had a down-to-earth, smooth and beautiful traditional cross talk!

[Fuck, who are you?This is not the Qishejiang I know! 】

[After wiping the TV screen and preparing to lick it, I was very overwhelmed! 】

【I'm licking and laughing until my mouth is drooling?What happened to you, my idol? ? 】

[? ? ? ? ?I know it must be Teacher Zeng Wen wearing the skin! 】

【What's going on here?I was watching Strawberry TV, what did Qishejiang say? 】

[Being passionate about Zhang Yue, and talking about traditional cross talk=口=]

【I also just tuned in to the station, and I almost didn't recognize him... He didn't even have a small gesture, and he stood there very gracefully and naturally. Working with Mr. Meng, I really didn't feel as different as I imagined.A stable batch. 】

[I agree with the word steady, this typhoon is really too steady, and the rhythm is amazing!If you don't let me see the face, I will guess that this is an old entertainer! 】

[... Can you believe this is Qishejiang?There is no stuttering in such a tight sentence, it is clear, fast and not chaotic, and the tone is even. This is more lines than his previous whole season of variety shows, right? 】

[Isn't the funniest thing about Zhang Yue's fans performing online, frantically reposting Zhang Yue's emoji, making it look like Chinese New Year. 】

……

At this time, some insiders broke the news, saying that Qishejiang's confrontation with Zhang Yue in front of him was an impromptu play, and it was not in the script that was handed in, it was the one in the cross talk.

[It was impromptu?Impromptu confrontation with Zhang Yue? ? 】

[………… Reese's thanks, Mr. Meng is also awesome!The holding was so perfect that I didn't see that it was impromptu at all! 】

[I'm going, if it's really impromptu, then I will suspect the malicious editing of the previous variety show! 】

[Khan, it can't be impromptu, of course, even if it wasn't impromptu, I admire Qi Shejiang a lot, and Zhang Yue still won't let him go after that. 】

[... I want to interview the thoughts of those who analyze Qishejiang's embarrassment. 】

【it's me.I am deleting Weibo. 】

[[Laughing and crying] So, Qishejiang said in an interview that he wanted to talk about cross talk next, and it wasn't a joke...? 】

[...Think carefully and fear! 】

[Our Jesse fan group has been adding newcomers just now. As soon as they came in, they asked if there were any cross talk resources from Jesse's past, me? ?I'm really sorry, I didn't know he could speak cross talk! 】

[This fan is very confused now!The goods are not right. In the past, only Amway's face was enough, but now you need Amway's talent? 】

……

Qishejiang, who had been ridiculed by everyone for several months, actually joined hands with Meng Jingyuan to launch a complete counterattack, which stunned the media and netizens!

The media that took the lead in badmouthing Qishejiang started reporting on his performance as soon as they turned their heads, and discussed whether the joke about the gunman was well written.

But as long as anyone with eyes can tell the difference, the same book, without stage performance, is useless to say.Just like the previous Qishejiang, where the script is, isn't he also said to have no sense of variety?

It made everyone couldn't help criticizing the media:

[Blind you, it's a traditional cross talk at the end, where did the gunner come from.And is cross talk just a matter of writing a good book? 】

[You said everything, you said the vase, you also said the counterattack, you are a mature entertainment news, reflect on yourself, why didn't you investigate Jesse's talent clearly! 】

……

With the blessing of Meng Jingyuan's popularity and the popularity of related personnel, there were two hot searches related to Qishejiang that night.

At this moment, when Li Jing mentioned the hot search, Qishejiang was euphemistically inquiring about the meaning of the hot search. He had to use Li Jing's words naturally, and he didn't even know what it was.

There is no way, needless to say the newspapers, TV Qishejiang has been playing very well now, and it has become an important way for him to understand the new time and space and obtain information, but he is still in the novice stage of the mysterious and complicated network.

"...Oh, we've already gone up?" Qishejiang asked.

Xia Yiwei also said with concern: "Why are there two more? Is it related to Zhang Yue? Is the direction of public opinion okay?"

Li Jing glanced at his mobile phone: "One is 'Qishejiang, Meng Jingyuan, Zhang Yue', most people like to hear it, even the fans of Guanshan band are happy."

Xia Yiwei breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that his son's cross talk debut was very successful.At first glance, he saw Li Jing's expression was a bit weird, so he looked at him suspiciously.

Li Jing: "Well... there is another one with a higher ranking, the key word is 'Qishejiang looks so good in a coat'..."

Qishejiang: "..."