What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Qishejiang and Xu Siyu's first cross talk show will be held in the capital soon, and even Mr. Meng, an old man from the cross talk school, will be invited to come on stage to assist in the performance. Once the performance information was announced, it immediately caused a sensation.

Many Chinese people have heard of Mr. Meng's name even if they don't listen to cross talk. Since his career in art, he has left many classic works.Difference

Not more than 20 years ago, he no longer appeared on the stage. His regular partner had passed away long ago, and he was also getting old and not in good health. Everyone can only reminisce about his early videos.

Now, Qishejiang, or rather his master, has so much face that he even invited the old man out to assist in the performance?

Mr. Meng himself joked about this. Although he certainly wouldn't bid farewell to the stage on the spot, it is no exaggeration to use "rare" evaluation.In the future, it is estimated that no one will have the face to let Mr. Meng take the stage.

Coupled with Qishejiang and Xu Siyu's own fame, the ticket would be sold at a sky-high price by the scalpers, which led them to think of many ways to curb ticket scalping.

Regardless of whether Qishejiang held a special performance or Mr. Meng appeared to assist in the performance, the original intention was absolutely not to make the ticket prices so high that many audiences who loved them could not buy tickets or see the performance.

Mr. Meng was a real surprise. Other than him, Mo Sheng, Qi Leyang, Meng Jingyuan, Zeng Wen, and even Zhang Yue were all expected by everyone.After all, Qishejiang was still the heir of Zidishu, and it would be normal for Zhang Yue and him to sing Zidishu together.

Because it was him who opened the special show, some people he knew in the circle would inevitably come to support him, such as director Tang Shuangqin, other members of the Guanshan band, people from the program team of "Returning to the Garden", and even Xia Yiwei's friends, many of them expressed their desire to come and support of.

Li Jing reserved this kind of family and friends tickets in advance, after all, the tickets this time are very popular.

As for the counterparts of the cross talk school, there are those who want to come, such as Liu Quanhai, who are all aimed at Mr. Meng. These arrangements can be made in the background, and there is no need for a ticket.

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Xia Yiwei is very proud of this, and can hear her chatting with people on WeChat every day, talking about how her son's tickets are selling and how the venue is getting bigger.It was my first concert that year, and I didn't even have such a big venue.

Xia Yiwei: "Let me tell you, my son will definitely go to the Spring Festival Gala every year in the future and visit abroad... What, do you think foreigners can understand cross talk? My son can speak English!"

After finishing speaking, he turned to Qishejiang and asked, "Can you translate the joke?"

"...How do you translate this? Can you translate it to be flattering and funny?" Qishejiang said speechlessly.

No matter, it has been blown out.Xia Yiwei should be fine.

"I said son, this little Zhang..." Qi Guangling sat on the side, staring at the phone all the time, and suddenly said, "Why does he send me WeChat greetings every day? He is so considerate. Is your relationship so good?"

Qishejiang: "..."

Zhang Yue's inquisitive, overly attentive, comparable to sales, finally even Qi Guangling found it strange.

Qishejiang blushed slightly, "Mom, Dad, actually..."

Having said all this, he felt it was time to explain, otherwise Xia Yiwei and his wife would think about it later and know that he was pretending to be stupid now, isn't that too good.

After all, Xia Yiwei is more delicate. Seeing his expression, she felt that something was wrong. Her son was very bored since he was a child. When did he have this expression? She immediately changed from lying on the sofa to sitting upright. up.

Qishejiang: "Actually, Zhang Yue and I developed a deep relationship when we were studying music together..."

Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling: "?"

Both of them were a little dazed, as if they couldn't understand the deep meaning of the words for a while.

Qishejiang said calmly, "That's the kind."

Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling: "..."

Qi Guangling let out a sharp breath, stood up and said, "Finally! Finally! Son, you are at this age, so many people are chasing you, you don't talk about love once, if you don't talk about it, I will suspect that you are Asexual!"

He held Qishejiang's hand and confided in his heart, "I'm afraid your mother will think too much, so I dare not say it in front of her. A boy is a boy. I think Xiao Zhang is a good person! I believe in your vision too!"

Qishejiang originally thought that he would have a long talk with Qi Guangling, but he didn't expect that his seemingly stable father would have such thoughts buried in his heart. He agreed for a second, and couldn't help being a little dazed.

At this time, it was Qishejiang who thought that he was in the entertainment industry, grew up abroad, and Xia Yiwei, who was more enlightened, staggered and said, "No wonder he is so attentive! No, this kid has often sent WeChat voices recently, singing to I heard, saying that he asked me to guide, this is obviously humiliating me! He will become a member of our family, will I be okay in the future?!"

Xia Yiwei waved his hands again and again, taking a closer look, he didn't seem to have any problem with Qi Shejiang finding a man, but he had a problem with Zhang Yue's character...

Qishejiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Mom, Zhang Yue didn't mean that, it should be your preconceived idea, so listening to what he said, I think it's a bit ironic."

"No, no, Zhang Yue called me aunt, or even my mother?" Xia Yiwei sat down, leaned on the sofa, and said with his hands on his forehead, "I still can't accept it, this incident hit me too hard... Why Zhang Yue..."

Qishejiang: "..."

Qi Guangling mouthed Qi Shejiang and said, "Let your mother take it easy."

In a blink of an eye, the day of the performance came, and it was a weekend.

Some spectators had been waiting outside the venue in the afternoon, but they were also a minority, and they were basically young people. Come and chat with your colleagues first, and see if you can meet Qishejiang entering the venue by the way.

Qishejiang went there at noon, and had the last dialogue with his partners in the lounge.

For the performance, Qishejiang had been preparing half a month in advance, sorting out the notebook and doing the job smoothly.

On the cross talk stage, it looks lively and casual, but there are not many real shows, which require the actors to carefully design and handle them extremely well.

Today, Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang will open for them. In the middle of the stage is Liu Qing, who once partnered with him, and Liu Qing's teaser.The finale for them was two teachers, Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen.

Qishejiang and Xu Siyu worked together, one was the traditional cross talk "Looking at Love Fish", and the other was a new program they created, "The Story of Choosing a Concubine" with the theme of Qishejiang's search for a partner.

The two programs started and ended, and in the middle was an old joke about cooperating with old man Meng. The old man replaced Xu Siyu and gave Qishejiang some work.

At [-]:[-], the audience entered the arena one after another.

At seven o'clock, the performance officially began.

The host was Xie Qing from the Guanshan Band, who was applauded as soon as he came on stage, "Welcome everyone to Qishejiang and Xu Siyu's cross talk session, thank you for your support, and invite our actors Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang Bring the first program, "The Residence of Kua."

"Kowa House" is a classic joke, and it is a Guankou job. There are a lot of Guankou in it, which is a test of basic skills.

Since the apprenticeship, Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang have followed Qi Shejiang, and they have practiced their basic skills hard, and their level has improved by leaps and bounds compared to when they were in school.

They asked them to change the old joke, Liang Zi didn't move, but added a lot of new baggage, the performance was both lively and solid.A few of them brought Qishejiang's burden, which caused the scene to burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, are these two Qishejiang's apprentices? Not bad!"

"Yes, let's learn from the two who bark like a dog in "Mandarin Duck Button". Didn't expect that they are also partners in reality?"

"Hmm, kind of interesting."

Qishejiang cared about his apprentice, peeked at the side screen for a while, and saw that the audience responded well, so he went backstage in peace.

After Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang finished their performance, it was time for Qi Shejiang and Xu Siyu to go up.

They are considered to have become famous, and many of the audience who came were aimed at this pair, and they immediately responded with exceptionally warm applause.

This time it was about "Looking for Love Fish". Qishejiang came up and bowed together with Xu Siyu. Although it was an old story, they also prepared a new package for today.

Before speaking, Qishejiang glanced at the audience.Qi Guangling couldn't come because of work, Xia Yiwei reserved his seat, but Xia Yiwei said that Zhang Yue was at the scene, she might not have the courage to face it, and she still hasn't accepted that she and Zhang Yue will be married in the future. relative.

Seeing that Xia Yiwei really didn't come, Qishejiang was inevitably a little disappointed.

But actors had to be dedicated on stage, and Qishejiang quickly calmed down.

"Hi everyone, thank you for buying tickets to see... Mr. Meng." Qishejiang smiled sweetly.

His smile was in contrast to the content of the words, and there was a mixture of laughter and screams from the audience.Qishejiang didn't usually smile like this, no matter how he called it an antique vase, this smile seemed a few years younger.

Some viewers shouted: "Come and see you!"

"Did you come to see me? Thank you." Qishejiang bowed again, "This is the first special performance for me and Si Yu, thank you for your support...Aren't you really here to see my uncle?"

"Hahahahahahahaha." There was another burst of low laughter.

Qishejiang and Mo Sheng played "Looking for Love Fish" together when they were in the park.

Now that "Mandarin Duck Buckle" has been released, and Qishejiang will play "Looking for Love Fish" again, the pretext is naturally different, and he can start working naturally from the movie.

His role is someone who pretends to understand, but everyone knows that he played Xiao Yinyue in "Mandarin Duck Button" and sang "Looking for Love Fish".

It stands to reason that there is an established impression, but Qishejiang has good acting skills and plausibly stated that he is an amateur in Bian opera, and he is a professional in Beijing opera, bringing everyone into the story.

And Xu Siyu would do some chores from time to time and mention something about the movie. Not only did it not let everyone play, it provoked Qishejiang's reaction like a joke, and the effect was even more explosive.

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After a performance, he stepped down and replaced Liu Qing.

Backstage, Mr. Meng had already changed into an old blue coat, and sighed, "I haven't worn it for more than ten years."

Meng Jingyuan buttoned the old man, smoothed the folds of his clothes, and said, "Grandpa, you must..."

"Be careful, keep your strength, and don't get excited." Mr. Meng said, "You've said it more than thirty times, do you really think your grandpa is an idiot?"

Meng Jingyuan: "..."

Everyone in the background laughed.

"The old man is still in good spirits. I don't think it's flattering, it's not a problem to make a joke."

"Come on, brother Jingyuan, the old man knows a lot, so don't worry about it."

"Jesse is also sensible, and the old man will not be tired on stage."

Meng Jingyuan had no choice but to wipe his face, what else could he say.

Mr. Meng drank a cup of throat-moistening soup, flicked his sleeves, raised his chin, Fan Er got up immediately, and said calmly, "Let's go."

Qishejiang bowed his hands to everyone in the background, exchanged glances with Mr. Meng, and went up to the stage shoulder to shoulder.

As soon as the two stepped onto the stage, they received thunderous applause, which could be said to be the most enthusiastic since the opening, and it lasted for a long time. The ringing lasted for more than two minutes. It should be said that it was all dedicated to Mr. Meng.

Mr. Meng held the scene table and bowed again and again.

After the applause subsided, Qishejiang said, "Thank you for your warm applause. This time, my uncle and I will perform for you."

He introduced Mr. Meng, "Many viewers know that Meng Mengda is not cute. Dreams come true, and those who achieve them come first. He is the only old man of the dream generation in our cross talk world."

Mr. Meng chuckled, "Listen quickly, it will be gone in a few years."

"Pfft." The audience was so amused by the old man, whether they were laughing or not.Otherwise, if people talk about cross talk, with this mentality, it is enough to use one's own lifespan to make fun of it.

"That won't work. You still have to be a guest at the [-]-year cooperation between Xu Siyu and me." Qishejiang continued.

"Hey, that's not a monster anymore." Mr. Meng responded very quickly.With his stage experience, it was a natural reaction to answer the words.

The two joked for a while, and Qishejiang began to lay the groundwork, "... how to sing is the last one. Talking about learning to sing, I think singing should be placed first. This is too important. Throughout the ages, singing is the most important! "

Mr. Meng: "Oh, what should I say?"

Qi Shejiang: "In the Qing Dynasty, there was a man who became a high-ranking official because of his singing. He was Zuo Zongtang's general. Do you know Zuo Zongtang?"

Mr. Meng: "Hey, this is a famous minister."

Qishejiang nodded: "Yeah, he is very famous. He once recovered Xinjiang, pacified the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and his most well-known deed is to be a chicken..."

Mr. Meng looked at him in astonishment: "Huh?"

"That," Qishejiang said eloquently, "Isn't it true that Zuo Zongtang's chicken is famous overseas!"

Everyone laughed.

This is true. Zuo Zongtang's chicken dish is very famous abroad, but it is not comparable to Zuo Zongtang himself. He was originally a chef, and he really doesn't know how to cook chicken.

"What, isn't it?" After being pointed out, Qi Shejiang continued, "It is said that there was a militia uprising against the Qing Dynasty, and Zuo Zongtang led his troops to quell the chaos and rushed to northern Shaanxi to quell the chaos. The leader of the local militia, named Dong Fuxiang, He was also the general later on. If you want to ask him how he became a general of the court from the leader of the rebellion, it was because he loved vocal music since he was a child."

Mr. Meng asked suspiciously, "Then why did you rebel if you love vocal music?"

Qishejiang said expressionlessly, "Because learning music can't save the Chinese."

The audience burst into laughter.

Qishejiang introduced: "In addition to being fond of vocal music, this person also likes to make friends with some martial arts masters since he was a child. He practiced fetching things from the air when he was eight years old..."

Mr. Meng: "Did you learn it from martial arts masters? You learned it from Superman, right?"

The passage that Qishejiang and Mr. Meng talked about was called "Slaying the Green Dragon".

This "Zhan Qinglong" was originally the title of a Qin Opera play, also called "Zhan Dantong". It is about the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Sing generously before death.

And in this piece of cross talk, it is said that Dong Fuxiang led the rebellion, Zuo Zongtang suppressed the rebellion, he refused to surrender, and was finally taken down, and his head was going to be chopped off.This Dong Fuxiang always likes to compare himself to Shan Xiongxin, and he fell into this situation, so he sang "Zhan Qinglong" on the execution ground.

Unexpectedly, with this singing, the soldiers of the Qing army and even Zuo Zongtang sang to shut up and be amazed.He actually ordered people to release Dong Fuxiang, not to mention it, but also made him an official, let him lead the old subordinates, and together they were incorporated into the Qing army camp, and transformed into a regular army.From then on, he suppressed the rebellion and killed the enemy, got promoted and made a fortune.

In the real history, Dong Fuxiang sang Qin Opera after he was arrested, everyone does not know, but he did become a general of the Qing court under Zuo Zongtang's preferential treatment.

Because he and his subordinates were extremely ferocious, when the foreigners invaded, he led people to kill many foreigners, causing the Eight-Power Allied Forces to hate him to the bone, and wanted to force the Qing court to kill him.

Even so, he failed to kill him, and let the Qing court protect him. He died of illness after retiring in his later years.

When Qishejiang was young, not far from Dong Fuxiang's time, his stories were widely circulated, including this episode of being an official due to singing.

Qishejiang's master created a composition, compiled it into a cross talk, and added a lot of learning to sing and pour out, which was the bottom line of their master's work.

Now that Qishejiang and Mr. Meng are performing "Zhan Qinglong" again, they have made some changes and incorporated some new jokes according to the current culture.For example, "Tso's Chicken", they didn't have this dish at that time.

"Dong Fuxiang thought up to this point, his tiger eyes widened, and sang loudly: "Morning, morning, morning, Cheng Qidi put the wine on the top... When I was beaten today, my friends disappeared, and they all stood by. It is expected that no one in the Tang camp would dare Chop, ask Jingde to send you to the West Heaven!"

This is a large piece of Qin opera's Hualian opera, which is very powerful. The Hualian singing pays attention to "bright but not explosive, angry but not roaring". It looks majestic, but it can't be played too much, and the tension is lost.

When Qi Shejiang learned to sing Qin opera, he really learned the essence. The singing is vigorous, high-pitched, impassioned, and it only makes people hearty and excited!

Mr. Meng took the lead in clapping and applauding: "Okay!"

The audience also applauded and applauded in unison.

Qishejiang glanced at old man Meng.Usually on the stage, the cheerleaders stand in the scene table, facing the tease half sideways, this is to observe the tease all the time, so as to catch the conversation.And funny, most of the time it faces the audience.

At this time, when he glanced over, he could faintly see tears in old man Meng's eyes, and his heart moved.

Speaking of this work, in order to learn the Qin opera in it more authentically, he once ran to the Qin opera troupe with his younger brother, listening to their singing, and thinking about imitating it.

Later, the two of them collaborated, and whenever the younger brother sang, he was the same as now, taking the lead in applauding...

There was constant applause from the audience, and Qishejiang regained his senses just for a moment, and no one noticed that he lost his mind for a moment.

Qi Shejiang continued: "Seeing this situation, Zuo Zongtang couldn't help stepping forward to untie Dong Fuxiang..."

Mr. Meng asked, "How is it?"

Qishejiang shook his head: "Call Dong Fuxiang personally!"

Mr. Meng waved his hand: "Fuck you!"

There was a tsunami of applause from the audience, and the audience stood up one after another for this wonderful and rare joint performance between Mr. Meng and Qishejiang.

Qishejiang worked hard and learned to sing a few long passages, and Mr. Meng praised him even more. It was extremely difficult for both of them, and the audience could certainly feel the hard work.

Amidst the overwhelming applause that covered everything, Qishejiang and Mr. Meng bent down and bowed together, but they heard the junior brother's low voice sighing in his ears: "Senior brother, you still sing so brightly with this colorful face." .”

Qishejiang straightened his waist, and could no longer hear the applause from the hall, but his eyes widened a little bit.