What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

After "Mandarin Duck Button" was finished, it entered the intense post-production process.The shooting time was a bit longer than expected, so we had to come back in the later stage, otherwise we would not be able to catch up with the review and release.

This movie is scheduled to be released on the National Day of the [-]th National Day, so it can be said that everyone is looking forward to it.

However, there are still four months to go until the National Day, and everyone is looking forward to other things first.

Qi Shejiang finally decided on a partner, Xu Siyu, the descendant of the cross talk family, his nephew and nephew.

Xu Siyu's information was completely wiped out in an instant. Although he is not very famous among the public, but after careful investigation, he has been on the show with his parents since he was a child, and he has never stopped doing commercials with his original partner.

【Oh, oh, the queen's family background is very good. 】

[Qishejiang is indeed suitable to be found in aristocratic families. Otherwise, people who are about the same age as him, not to mention a lot of younger generations, may not have studied for long, and their level is not high enough.Many of the older ones have regular partners.Xu Siyu, on the other hand, has a foundation since he was a child, which is pretty good. 】

[@Zhang Yue came out and lost his temper. 】

[Zhang Yue: He is willing to cut himself to pieces, dare to pull the Queen off the horse.I support Zhang Yue's career change! 】

Everyone is looking forward to it. Will the new partner selected be able to secure his position?Is it just a seamless cooperation, or can't get along with each other, and change after a few months or a half?

Amidst such expectations, Xu Siyu and Qishejiang had their first performance on stage, which served as a backdrop for Zeng Wen and Liu Quanhai's commercial performances.

Backstage.

Xu Siyu and Qishejiang were talking to each other.

Today, he and Qishejiang are going to talk about the cross talk "Looking at the Fish in Love", which is the part that Qishejiang and Mo Sheng talked about when they were lying on the ground.Actors have to play the heroine and heroine respectively on stage, so they will design some ethical jokes, such as making fun of each other to take advantage of each other.

Xu Siyu wanted to make fun of the media's selection of concubines, interspersed with the burden of his relationship with Qishejiang.

"What are you doing? What are you doing with me? How about living in the queen's palace on the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year?"

When Xu Siyu said this sentence, he felt sweaty, and couldn't help but stood up and said to Zhang Yue who was sitting aside and staring at him, "Please let me go, don't look at me like this!"

Ordinarily, Zhang Yue was a family member, and Qishejiang had a performance, so it was normal for him to be backstage.

However, as long as Xu Siyu's pair of words came to the place where Qishejiang was playing with himself, Zhang Yue looked at him gloomyly, making him sweat!

"Master," Xu Siyu said to Qishejiang again, "You have to take care of me, I'm innocent!"

Qishejiang looked at Zhang Yue: "This is all a stage effect."

Zhang Yue also looked at him, knowing it was one thing, but whether he could accept it was another. Wasn't this a subconscious reaction of his, and he looked aggrieved.

Although Zhang Yue didn't speak, Xu Siyu almost threw up when he saw his expression, and clasped his fists and said, "Auntie, I'll come in after you finish talking!"

Zhang Yue: "..."

Xu Siyu quickly slipped away.

What kind of crime did he suffer? Did he accidentally break the relationship between Qishejiang and Zhang Yue? The outside world doesn't know, not even the Meng family.

Since he was rushing to his partner, can Xu Siyu tear down Qishejiang's platform, or just make a saw-mouth gourd.But can these two people show their affection not too much, and keep using him as cannon fodder, he is a traditional straight man who provokes whoever...

Here, Qishejiang and Zhang Yue made sense again.

Zhang Yue hugged Qishejiang, his action was very domineering, but his mouth didn't sound like that: "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen." He kissed his partner's neck.

"I'll be on stage later!" Qishejiang was taken aback, and frantically tried to make an appointment.

Now that he has seen the insight of today's fans, he is so tightly wrapped that those people can recognize him, and there is no guarantee that there will be no traces that will not be discovered.The matter between him and Zhang Yue has not yet been explained to relatives, friends and parents.

Zhang Yue stalked him like an octopus, and he was a size bigger. He surrounded Qishejiang and kissed him right away...

……

"What's the name of this partner, Jesse?" Qi Guangling asked.

"Little Xu, Xu Siyu." Xia Yiwei replied.

The two of them came here to support Qishejiang on purpose, and they didn't tell Qishejiang in advance. After all, Qi Guangling was out of town and came back early, and wanted to surprise Qishejiang.

When he arrived at the theater where the performance was being performed, Xia Yiwei called Qishejiang, but he couldn't get through, and he didn't know what he was up to.

Fortunately, they met Meng Jingyuan halfway, and Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling couldn't act as elders, they called each other "Teacher".Meng Jingyuan told them to wait in the lounge. Qishejiang should be talking to Xu Siyu alone at this moment, so he can call Xu Siyu and Qishejiang for help.

"You don't know, it's said that finding Xiao Xu is like choosing a concubine for a son." Xia Yiwei gave Qi Guangling a science explanation on why he said that, "The partners who make fun of each other achieve each other, and they have been together for many years. It's not easy being together, and it's not easy being apart, just like a couple."

"Oh, couple?" Qi Guangling expressed his knowledge.

After a while, Meng Jingyuan returned with a subtle expression.

Behind them were Qishejiang, Zhang Yue and Xu Siyu.

As soon as Zhang Yue saw Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling, he stepped forward actively, "Hi, Uncle and Auntie! Uncle, we haven't seen each other yet."

He stretched out his hand, and Qi Guangling also shook hands with him in a daze, and then said, "Hello, is this Xiao Xu?"

Zhang Yue: "..."

That's right, Qi Guangling is usually busy with work, so he doesn't know Zhang Yue's face at all.When he saw that this person's attitude was as enthusiastic as that of a son-in-law meeting his father-in-law, he thought it was Xu Siyu.

Zhang Yue gritted his teeth, "...No, I'm Xiao Zhang."

"Didn't you say that Jesse's partner's surname is Xu?" Qi Guangling asked Xia Yiwei inexplicably.

Xia Yiwei said speechlessly: "What is it all about? This is not your partner Jesse, this is Zhang Yue!"

"I mean, another friend, right? Hello Xiao Zhang." Qi Guangling suddenly realized, "Then where is Xiao Xu?"

The real Xiao Xu came up and bowed and shook hands.

Zhang Yue looked at him suspiciously from behind.

Xu Siyu: "..."

Scary!

Meng Jingyuan hesitated to speak, and exchanged a glance with Qishejiang, but finally remained silent.It will be on stage in a while.

……

When Qishejiang and Xu Siyu came on stage, Zhang Yue squatted on the side curtain and stared at them the whole time.

After one session, the audience applauded thunderously. Xu Siyu put away the smile on his face as soon as he stepped off the stage, and rushed forward desperately, "This is all for the performance!"

Xu Siyu slipped away again, and Qishejiang looked at Zhang Yue amusedly.

Zhang Yue said slyly: "I'll scare him."

"Come on, we have a sense of proportion, and we won't make too many ethical jokes," Qishejiang said.After all, it’s a new era, and there are different scales, and he and Xu Siyu will pay attention to this size, and click on it.

"What about Teacher Meng?" Zhang Yue asked again in a low voice.

Earlier, he and Qishejiang were hugging each other, and Meng Jingyuan, who came to call them, saw him. Although he didn't say anything, he knew from his experience that he must have felt something from his expression.

"Sooner or later, I have to tell the elders about this matter." Qishejiang was very natural. He had thought about this issue a long time ago. For him now, there is nothing he can't bear to ignore.

Moreover, in Qishejiang's memory, Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling were both open-minded.

Even Meng Jingyuan's slightly worried expression was probably just worried that their careers would be affected.

"That's true." Zhang Yue wiped the sweat from his palms. In his family, it's hard to say, some elders are not very open, but how long has he been independent as an adult, and he has to grind with the family and fight a protracted war.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and entered the backstage.

Zhang Yue was even more attentive, serving tea and water, boasting that Xia Yiwei was still so good-looking today and had a breakthrough in acting, and then chatting with Qi Guangling about sports.

Qi Guangling was quite satisfied with Zhang Yue. He felt that this young man was very enthusiastic and pleasant to speak, and from his point of view, he was definitely not flattering, but very sincere.

Taking advantage of Zhang Yue's time to heat the water, he asked Xia Yiwei: "Honey, this Xiao Zhang treats people very well, and he should be very popular in general, so let Jesse play with him more, take Jesse a little .”

Xia Yiwei: "..."

... What is so good!

She squinted at Zhang Yue, and murmured in her heart, what does this kid mean?

……

……

Time flies so fast, it seems that the finalization was not long ago, and it didn't take long for "Mandarin Duck Button" to gradually start to be promoted.

Qishejiang, the number three male, didn't have much pressure, but every time he talked cross talk with Xu Siyu, he would bring it up, and sometimes he would sing "Looking for Love Fish" to help promote it.

"Mandarin Duck Buckle" released the first trailer. There is a flyover where all kinds of beings are in various forms. The shots of various artists flashed by. There was Qi Shejiang jumping on stilts, and Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang learned how to bark like a dog, rounding up the audience shot.

One day when Qishe Jiang went to Weibo, he found that many people were watching a video by himself.

This was taken by an audience member. In a park in Beijing, a pair of young comedians were talking about cross talk.

The blogger said: "I recorded it casually in the park before the Spring Festival. I only found out after sorting out the video today. Aren't these two apprentices of Qishejiang! It's the two who barked like dogs in the trailer of "Mandarin Duck Button"!"

After the trailer was released, the popularity of Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang increased a bit, and because they were Qi Shejiang's apprentices, they were more or less reported.

Qishejiang forwarded it smoothly.

It was only later that he found out that a passer-by had indeed shot the video, but it was actually sent by the contact person of the film crew, in order to promote the movie.

Immediately afterwards, the news of the production team also came out, telling everyone the story: "This is @黑声@齐乐阳 training for "Mandarin Duck Button". The only request director Tang gave them was to perform on the street until they earned 1 yuan~"

This training is interesting.

[Is it to imitate the feeling of an artist at that time?Set up a stall~]

[At that time, it seemed to be called Liandi, a street performer.Wow, Director Tang is indeed Director Tang, he is very good at torturing actors. 】

[Fortunately, these two are professionals. If ordinary actors were to act as crosstalk artists, wouldn't they be caught blind in the streets? 】

[But now there are no cross talk artists on the street, haha, so did they make enough money in the end? 】

Especially when the crew was still going deep, and after arousing everyone's interest, they said that it was at this time that Qishejiang became acquainted with his apprentices. At that time, Qishejiang also went to teach them how to perform - they were also blind at first.

This time, it was out of control.

【What? ?Qishejiang has sold art on the street? 】

【Last year in the park?Crazy, my house is near there, once I passed by and saw them talking about cross talk, why didn't I go see it! 】

[Really, Qishejiang was famous at that time, but he was not recognized as a performer. 】

[I'm more concerned about how Qishejiang even knows the street routine...? 】

【What did I miss...】

By this time, there was really someone - it wasn't arranged by the crew, it was someone who found the video with Qi Shejiang, which was the very classic one, where Qishejiang learned how to bark like a dog for the first time.It turned out that there were still people who took pictures at that time, and even Tang Shuangqin came too late to take pictures of the whole process.

In the video, a young man with slightly dark skin and long bangs wearing glasses opened his mouth to bark like dogs, causing birds to bark and dogs to bark, and the dogs dragged their master to them.

People who didn't realize it after a closer look found that it was really Qishejiang's makeup!

So think about Tang Shuangqin's piss sex again, which also proves one thing. The clip in the trailer that imitates the dog barking to attract the audience may not be an editing effect, but the real thing!

[66666 actually has this kind of solicitation method, forcibly attracting customers!Audience: I don't want to listen to cross talk.Qishejiang: No, you want to hear it. 】

[Tang Shuangqin has made the best use of what he has. Find the descendant of Xiao Yinyue's friend to act as Xiao Yinyue, and let him teach cross talk actors how to attract audiences...]

[...I'm crazy, is this the Qishejiang I know?It's okay to learn how to bark like a dog in broad daylight, but to learn to look like this. 】

[I'm dying of laughter hahaha why Qishejiang can always bring surprises, he's so good at playing on the streets. 】

"Director Tang, many viewers are talking about Qi Shejiang, Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang's street performances for "Mandarin Duck Buckle"." When Tang Shuangqin was doing a program to promote the movie, the reporter asked, "Can you tell me, How much money did they make at that time?"

"It took more than a month in the end, and I earned the goal I set." Tang Shuangqin said, "Actually, at the beginning, there was no part of the dog barking in my movie. I went to see them perform and saw Qishejiang It attracted a lot of audiences, so I thought of putting it in the movie. I think this reflects a kind of cleverness of the artists at that time."

The reporter nodded with a smile, "It is indeed very witty, and it needs skills."

"That's right, Jesse, I feel like a former artist. His ideas are ingenious, and he works hard." Tang Shuangqin was full of praise for Qi Shejiang, and chatted endlessly.

The reporter couldn't help asking: "It seems that you are very satisfied with Jesse, so can you tell me how satisfied you are?"

Tang Shuangqin was silent for a while, and said: "Let's put it this way, if there is a suitable role for Jesse, I can accept him to bring his mother into the team in order to find him to play."