Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

When Li Mingjue woke up again, he didn't know what year it was.

When I woke up, I was still in the ruined temple before, with the clothes of Master still covering my body, and there was a fire next to it, and the sparks were crackling and burning.

A simple wooden shelf was built on it, and a small earthen pot was hung on it. It was bubbling and steaming, and it was unknown what was being cooked.

Looking around, I didn't see anyone from Master.Li Mingjue sat up with the support of his arms, and his back pain was unbearable. After sleeping and waking up, the pain in his body became more and more clear.

As soon as he sat up, the tunnel that swelled into two pieces of watermelon immediately began to ache.

Li Mingjue immediately and keenly sensed that there must be something inside.

After all, the master had given him little gadgets like jade pendants before.

With a blushing face, he unbuttoned his shirt and probed under his body. As expected, he felt wet and felt like wood. He didn't know what it was.

It doesn't look like gold, silver and jade to the touch. If it's an ordinary piece of wood, unless the master's brain is bitten by a dog, why would he make such a thing for him.

Facing the fire, he spread his legs apart, and under the light of the fire, Li Mingjue's body bones were extremely flexible. Enduring the pain in his lower back, he lowered his head and saw a round wooden handle.

It looks a bit like a rolling pin, but the question is, why did Shizun suddenly make this thing for him?

Neither eat nor drink.Anyway, the whole jade or something, not to mention the warm tentacles, wearing it day and night can also nourish the bones of the body. The key is that it is greasy and does not hurt people.

There was a small murmur secretly in his heart, Li Mingjue had reason to hold the master in his arms to torment him with such things on purpose.

Looking around, Li Mingjue didn't see the figure of the master, so Li Mingjue took a deep breath, and took advantage of the absence of the master, to see how to take this thing out.

When Jiang Xuanling came back from the outside, he happened to see the little apprentice sitting with his back to him, almost buried his head on the ground, with one hand on the ground and the other in front of him.

There was also an intermittent low hum, accompanied by the crackling of sparks, resounding through the roof of the ruined temple.

Without making a sound, Jiang Xuanling walked forward slowly, and stood behind Li Mingjue unknowingly.

"Ah, ah, ah, what the hell is this? Why is it like a big carrot, you can't even pull it out! Ah! Ah!"

Li Mingjue struggled to take this thing out, but the length of this thing was obviously beyond his imagination.Moreover, a small handle was exposed every time, and it quickly drilled in again with a squeak.

Back and forth, Li Mingjue's legs kept trembling in this tug-of-war, and he couldn't restrain a humming sound from his mouth.

After a while, his face became rosy again, and he was sweating profusely.

"What the hell is this? Why can't it be taken out? Why, why, ah, ah! Master, Master!"

Li Mingjue was so immersed in the joy of being overwhelmed that he didn't even notice that there was someone behind him.

While crazily cursing Master as disrespectful and morally depraved, he actually came up with such a way to torture him.On the one hand, he couldn't help playing with the gadgets that Master left him.

Just when he was blushing from playing, and was about to scream in the next moment, a big hand suddenly reached out from behind him, and suddenly grabbed his wrist.

Just for a moment, Li Mingjue almost cried out of fright, his legs subconsciously moved together quickly, and quickly separated with an "ah" sound, only to feel that a layer of chili powder was sprinkled on that place, and after all the gaps were flattened, Everywhere is applied evenly, and the taste at that moment is simply indescribable.

"Master... Master! Why are you back?"

"If I didn't come back in time, would you want to squeeze yourself into scum? You can't bear it for a moment, and you can't leave people around you all the time?"

Jiang Xuanling grabbed the little apprentice's wrist with one hand, locked his hand in front of his chest, lowered his head and glanced at the unspeakable place, and looked at the crabapple flower, which looked like a blooming crabapple, which was extremely bright, tender and dripping, and also revealed dew.

"You're good at playing. It's just a piece of red sandalwood, and you can play like this for yourself? Li Mingjue, you are so brave."

"Master, disciple, disciple doesn't mean it!"

At first, Li Mingjue just felt that it was very uncomfortable to be stuck, and it was very inconvenient to move around, and it reminded him all the time that he was being played with by a dead object other than Master.

Then he gritted his teeth, put his mind to one side, and wanted to take it out on his own initiative.

Who knows that it can't be taken out, and after dragging and tugging, it still has some wild fun.

Now that the calf is over, the master has seen it all, and he will definitely feel that he is very lowly, and he refuses to let go of even a piece of broken wood.

I don't know if he will be crippled in a fit of anger.

Will you call him a little bitch?Li Mingjue was bullied terribly before, and now his mind is not very clear, just like the little daughter-in-law at home.

Pulling Jiang Xuanling's sleeve with one hand, and wiping away tears with the other hand, he choked up and said, "Master, don't scold the disciple, okay? The disciple doesn't mean it, Master! Once the disciple wakes up, he won't be able to find the master. It's hard to get things stuck, Master!"

Of course Jiang Xuanling knew that this thing was uncomfortable, but in order for the little apprentice to carry the child as soon as possible, he had to find something to plug it in first.

And because I tossed too hard before, ordinary jade pendants, luminous pearls and the like didn't work at all, they slipped out immediately before they were put in.

In desperation, Jiang Xuanling had no choice but to cut a section of rosewood, and then carved a slightly smaller circle according to his own shape.A few words were also engraved on it.

Originally, I wanted to wait for the little apprentice to wake up and tell him personally.I never thought that Jiang Xuanling just went out to explore the terrain, and the little apprentice woke up and started playing. Seeing his appearance, maybe Jiang Xuanling would come back half a stick later.

The little apprentice was able to kneel down on the ground, soaking the outer clothes that Jiang Xuanling spread on him.

After thinking about it for a while, Jiang Xuanling deliberately let the little apprentice grow a memory, so he said with a cold face: "Presumptuous! I have been too pampering you recently, so that you are becoming more and more indulgent now. If one day the seat is not by your side, what will you do?" ?”

If it was a normal day, Li Mingjue would have jumped three feet to quarrel with the master when he heard such words, accusing the master of not being able to trust his concentration.

Being caught right now, Li Mingjue's heart was trembling with emptiness, and he said tremblingly: "Master, please forgive me, disciple... this disciple will die, and this disciple will really be played...to death by Master. .”

"This seat is not so hard-hearted. I have just practiced with you, and I want to kill you, but..." Jiang Xuanling changed the subject, bowed his head and smiled in his ear: "This seat is carved on this wood. I found something interesting, as long as you can guess it, I will spare you."

"Carved something? Let the disciples guess..."

Li Mingjue was trembling all over, complaining incessantly in his heart, he thought to himself that he was already like this, that place had long since become numb, how could he imitate things on the wood.

This is not a strong man's difficulty, so what is it?

It's better to just give him a knife and give him a good time!

Just as Li Mingjue was about to speak, Jiang Xuanling was a step ahead of him, pointing at the small earthen jar hanging on the fire, and said seriously: "Guess what's inside?"

"Surely it can't be the porridge that Master cooked for me?"

Li Mingjue actually smelled the fragrance of rice faintly, but he also felt that the master does not eat mortal food, and his ten fingers do not touch the spring water on weekdays.

How could it be possible to cook porridge for him properly?It's almost the same as cooking some anti-fetal medicine for him.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xuanling said with a smile: "It's the porridge that I personally cook for you. As long as you guess correctly, I will blow it cold and feed it to you."

"Then what if the disciple guesses wrong?" Li Mingjue said with a weeping face, "Will Master not feed the disciple?"

"Hey too, if you guess right, drink from above, if you guess wrong, drink from below. It's all yours, don't give it to others, are you happy?"

Li Mingjue: "..."

What does he need to be happy about?

Does this kind of thing need to be happy?

The master's tricks are so endless, and he is showing both kindness and power, which is clearly leading him into the gutter!

Li Mingjue complained secretly, scolding himself for being so cheap, wouldn't it be nice to just lie down and enjoy it?What to do to drag by hand?

Drag it once or twice, and accept it when you see it. Why do you keep dragging and dragging repeatedly, and you still want to die, and the master looks straight.

This is great, the master actually thought of such a bad move to punish him.

It would be as simple as breaking him into a white egg, pressing him on the ground and beating him cracklingly.

"Master, how do you guess this? Can Master give some hints to the disciples? A little bit is fine!"

Jiang Xuanling thought for a while before saying: "Three words, very simple three words."

Three words, and very simple three words.This is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack, who the hell can guess it!

"Master, can you give me some more hints? Have you ever said these three words?"

Jiang Xuanling shook his head: "You haven't said it, your senior brothers have said it, and this seat has said it too. Everyone else has said it in front of you."

As a result, Li Mingjue became even more confused. He couldn't even remember what the master said, so where could he remember what other people said?

Since it doesn't work to ask the master, we can only be ruthless.Li Mingjue gritted his teeth, and suddenly, in front of the master, he tightened his legs tightly, and immediately couldn't help gasping, trying to bite the grain on the wood tightly to identify the handwriting.

"Mingjue, Mingjue, Li Mingjue..." Jiang Xuanling whispered in his ear, "Li Mingjue, Li, Mingjue..."

"Master, why are you always calling out your disciple's name?" Li Mingjue didn't know that the master was giving him water, but complained that the master interrupted him, and said angrily: "If the master doesn't help, don't talk! It affects the disciple's thinking. !"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Raising his hand suddenly, he pushed the little apprentice's leg violently, and a miserable cry of pain came from his ear.

"Just think about it, stupid apprentice!"