Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"it is good."

Jiang Xuanling sat back again, raised his eyes and said softly, "Master, hello, okay?"

Li Mingjue suspected that something was wrong with his ears, and asked in disbelief, "What?"

"This seat feeds you."

"No, no need! I'll eat it myself! Don't move, put down the noodles!!!"

Li Mingjue was like a frightened bird, subconsciously thinking that the master was going to eat for the lower mouth, what kind of joke was he, this one was long and thin, not slippery, and greasy, it would kill you if you eat it.

Standing up hastily, they heard a slap, and something fell down. The two of them followed the sound and saw a green lotus seed lying on the quilt.

One moment, two moments, three moments...

"ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Finally realizing what happened just now, Li Mingjue covered his face and shouted: "I didn't see it! I didn't see anything! Master, close your eyes, close your eyes!"

"Don't be afraid, it's just lotus seeds, I saw it." Jiang Xuanling picked it up casually, and handed it forward, "Your, take it back carefully."

"Don't, don't! Master, close your eyes quickly, you didn't see anything, hurry up, close your eyes, close your eyes!"

For just such a moment, Li Mingjue felt that the sky above his head was about to collapse.

I have lived for 17 years, and I have never been so embarrassing. What is the difference between this and suddenly bending over to pick up soap from a stranger in a public bathhouse!

If it's a stranger, it's okay to say, anyway, no one knows anyone, and if they leave this door, they will never see each other again in this life.

But...he just happened to be caught by the master!He actually picked it up and asked him to put it away!

Can't you just pretend you didn't see anything?How embarrassing to have to say it!

Li Mingjue wanted to grab the master's shoulder, shake it wildly, and asked him loudly, how to put it away, how to put it away, please show me!

Wishing to dig a hole on the spot and bury him alive, he secretly thought that he was simply a disgrace to the book world and a scum among the disciples of the immortal sect.

Jiang Xuanling saw the junior brother covering his eyes, jumping up and down on the bed under the mix of shame and anger, he couldn't help laughing, and asked him with a smile: "Mingjue, do you know what it means to cover one's ears and steal one's bell?"

When Li Mingjue heard this, he felt even more ashamed, and his old face was dull.

Thinking to himself, he knew that Master didn't have the kindness to feed him noodle soup, and it was clearly to see him make a fool of himself.

Master's happiness is very simple, it is entirely based on bullying and crying him.

"Ah, Master! I don't want this anymore, I don't want it anymore!"

Li Mingjue was jumping up and down in anger, stomped his feet suddenly, and another lotus seed fell down, it just fell right in front of the two of them.

"Wow!"

Li Mingjue couldn't bear this grievance, so he threw himself on the quilt with a wow, bowed his waist like an ostrich, and cried loudly while beating the bed, "I'm dead! It's too embarrassing, I've lost all my face in my life! Master, don't look! Close your eyes! It's dirty, it's dirty, I'm not clean anymore!"

Jiang Xuanling had already laughed so hard that he had practiced the ruthless way for many years and developed a cold temper. He hadn't laughed so happily for many, many years.

After he had laughed enough, he put away the lotus seeds, patted the little apprentice on the back, and half-coaxed and half-persuaded: "No shame, no shame at all, in front of the master, not in front of others. How can you be ashamed? This is the process of double revision."

"Really...really? Master doesn't laugh at me? Don't you think I'm particularly funny?"

"I'm not kidding you."

Li Xiaoostrich poked out half of his head quietly, revealing a pair of red eyes, sniffing and said, "Master really doesn't dislike me? You won't be teasing me again, wait a few days, and go over the old account again?"

"I don't dislike you, I don't tease you, and I don't turn over old scores. Come, give me a hug from Master."

Jiang Xuanling patted the side of the bed, signaling the little apprentice to crawl over and sit down.

Li Mingjue thought about it, and felt that the master had condescended to beg him so much, and if he refused, it would be too unreasonable.

So he crawled over very reluctantly, sat down in Master's arms, and said with a cold snort: "If it weren't for Master's own sword going down the mountain, buying noodles for me, and serving them in person, he would feed me personally." For the sake of it, I don't sit in Master's arms. Master is too thin, and sitting in Master's arms makes me panic!"

"Oh? Then do you think sitting in someone's arms won't make you panic?" Jiang Xuanling held his chopsticks and picked out the noodle soup. When he realized that it was already a bit lumpy, he immediately frowned and said, "The noodles are cold, do you still want to eat them?"

"If the master is still willing to feed it, then the disciple will reluctantly be willing to eat it."

Jiang Xuanling couldn't help smiling, he really fed him.

Li Mingjue pretended to be reserved, took a piece of noodles in his mouth, shoved it into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it slowly, and said seriously: "I don't really like thin ones, they don't have any meat when I touch them, and they still hurt when I hold them." Hands, I like a little meat, it feels very comfortable to the touch, with eight-pack abs, mermaid lines, and butterfly bones."

Jiang Xuanling couldn't understand what he was talking about, but he vaguely seemed to understand something, so he said: "You seem to understand the love and moon in this very well. Before this seat, who did you experience on?"

"There are too many people who have experienced it, and they can't shake it with both hands."

After all, he has lived twice, so how can he be a man? He is seventeen, eighteen years old, and nineteen after Chinese New Year. He is 20 years old, and he is in the cultivation world. If he has no roots in cultivating immortals Bone, now the kids will run away.Such an adult, without any emotional experience, it's not ashamed to lose face.

Ever since, Li Mingjue pretended to be unpredictable and said: "I think back then, I was also an innocent prodigal son who knew nothing about the affairs of the world. On a stormy night... I broke my body."

The book he is wearing now is called "Teacher as a Furnace".Back then, he thought it was an ordinary cultivation text.

Then I opened it and looked, hey, why are there so many love action scenes, the more I watched it, the more wrong it became, and the more I watched it, the more my blood spurted.

I'm not afraid to say that this "Teacher as a Stove" has supplemented his knowledge of physical hygiene, not only that, but also taught him a lot of shameful postures.

I once cursed secretly that the villains in the book had to die badly, without a whole body, their bodies were eaten by dogs, even if they didn’t die, they couldn’t be loved, they were lonely all their lives, they had sons without chickens, etc.

While looking at the stunningly beautiful and cold master in the book, his heart couldn't help but tears streaming down the corners of his mouth.

Unexpectedly, there are unpredictable things in the sky, and disasters and blessings for people.

Once transmigrated into the book, he became the most useless and most unpromising cannon fodder apprentice under Master Qing Leng's seat. He still rode horses and galloped on various death paths, and became the furnace of Master Lu Ding.

Before Li Mingjue finished speaking, he suddenly heard a click, and turned his head to see that the master's slender fingers were holding a pair of broken chopsticks. Seeing him looking over, he explained very calmly: "These chopsticks are not strong. Get another pair."

He searched around, but found no chopsticks.

Li Mingjue said: "Master may not believe it when you say it, but this disciple is very talented and proficient in matters of Fengyue."

Jiang Xuanling raised his eyes, and said coldly: "Mingjue, Tang is no longer attractive to you, right?"

Li Mingjue: "..."

Obviously it was the master who asked him, why did he tell the master, the master still looks very unhappy.

Could it be that he didn't give details?Master misunderstood that he was fooling, so he got angry?

Li Mingjue is a person who is not very good at lying in his life. At this moment, he racked his brains to think about how to exaggerate his unwarranted relationship experience, so that Master will look at him with admiration from now on.

This is such a difficult question that Li Mingjue didn't make it up for a while.

Jiang Xuanling said: "It's fine if you don't want to say it, I don't want to know."

"Okay, that disciple will stop talking, ah—" Obediently supporting his knees with both hands, Li Mingjue opened his mouth to eat noodles.

Jiang Xuanling said again: "If you don't explain clearly, you don't want to eat anything!"

He overturned the noodle bowl with his backhand, and it fell to pieces with a snap.Li Mingjue didn't realize what happened.

After a while of dizziness, the whole person was pushed against the corner of the wall by the master, and the lotus seeds that had fallen originally were taken back for him.

Li Ming felt a sharp pain in his jaw, and was clamped by the master, forcing him to raise his face.

"Tell me, before this seat, who else have you fallen in love with? Mingjue, be obedient, just say it obediently, this seat does not blame you."

Li Mingjue didn't even know how Master could change his face faster than turning the pages of a book. One moment the sun was shining brightly and the sky was clear, but the next moment it was cloudy and thunderous.

Master has the ability to change his face, it would be a pity if he didn't go to the streets to perform and dance like a master.

But in order to save his life, Li Mingjue hurriedly said: "There is no one else, only Master!"

"So you said earlier that two hands are not enough to break?"

"I'm talking nonsense, I'm talking nonsense! I have a cheap mouth, Master knows, I was bitten by a dog in the womb, I was born with it, and I can't help it. Master forgive me, I can't... I can't come again, There... it hurts."

"..." Jiang Xuanling looked at him condescendingly, and said for a long time, "You better not deceive me, otherwise..."

He put his hand against the little apprentice's bulging abdomen, and pressed it down relentlessly, only to hear a soft pop in his ear.

The lotus seeds that had just been put away slipped out again.

"...I will definitely keep you imprisoned by my side, and let you bear it day and night, here..." The voice became deeper and deeper, Jiang Xuanling bit his ear, "Should be pregnant with a little life."

Li Mingjue blushed, and was so ashamed that he wished he could dig a hole and bury himself for a while.

Obviously very afraid of being forcibly poured with the elixir of pregnancy by the master, and then giving birth at home like a woman, but the child's round and cute little face has faintly appeared in his mind.

I didn't even see the shadow of the pregnancy pill, and I even thought about the name of the child in the future.

The most frightening thing is that he was still confused, raised his hand and held down the master's hand on his stomach, and stammered: "Okay, okay, um, I want... three, three are good." .”