Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan
Chapter 50 From now on I dare not look at the bell!
Li Mingjue saw that he was gone, and hurriedly wanted to escape, Jiang Xuanling swung his sleeves, and the door was closed heavily, not only that, but also cast a barrier.No matter how powerful he is, he still can't escape.
Jiang Xuanling sneered and said, "Li Mingjue, is it true that I have been too indulgent to you all this time? You even dare to make arrangements for me. What else are you afraid of?"
"Master, this disciple is just joking with Senior Brother Lin, there is no... no malicious intentions!"
In fact, I was wronged in front of the master several times, so I wanted to say hello, but I didn't expect to be caught by the master.
It's good now, it's not working every day, it's not working everywhere.
Just when Jiang Xuanling raised his hand, Li Mingjue said in his heart, a good man doesn't suffer from immediate losses, he admits his weakness first and then speaks.
So he knelt down on one knee, cupped his hands and said, "Master, I know I was wrong!"
Jiang Xuanling raised his hand for a moment, and suddenly sneered and said, "Oh? It's rare to hear a typo from your mouth. Tell me, where did you go wrong?"
Li Mingjue originally wanted to say: I was wrong everywhere.
But I felt that it was too perfunctory, the master is not so easy to fool, so he said with a sad face: "The disciple should not arrange the master behind his back, but the disciple has difficulties, and I hope the master will give the disciple an explanation. Chance!"
After hearing this, Jiang Xuanling sat down at the table, raised his chin and said, "Tell me, if you can't name a flower, I will let you eat as much as you want tonight."
Li Mingjue took a deep breath and began to make up things: "Master, in fact, this disciple told Senior Brother Lin that way on purpose. Master was born so beautiful. Senior Brother Lin has been by Master's side for many years, so he must have that kind of thought about Master. , the disciple said this to Senior Brother Lin, he will definitely give up on Master, so Master won't have to worry about it!"
After hearing this, Jiang Xuanling said calmly, "What's the meaning of the sheep whip?"
Li Mingjue gritted his teeth and said: "That's because the disciples are very afraid of the master and mistakenly think that the master is unreasonable. I want them to know that the master is not unkind, so I... then I said that the master loves to eat sheep." Whip, to let them know that Shizun is just an ordinary person with a heart!"
"Then why do you talk about the sheep whip instead of other things? What do you want?"
Even if Jiang Xuanling doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, he didn't cultivate the way of ruthlessness from birth, and he still knows the sheep whip in the world, which generally refers to that kind of unsightly thing.
In the past, poor people could not eat meat, so they picked up this food and took it home to eat. Later, someone said that it must have the effect of invigorating qi and strengthening yang. Reach the sky and never fall.It is said that taking more and more uses has the effect of prolonging life.
But Jiang Xuanling never believed in these heretics, and he didn't like to eat sheep whips, let alone gnawing on as many as ten sticks in hiding alone on a stormy night.
This statement is purely false.
Li Mingjue was so frightened that a layer of cold sweat broke out. Right now, he was not thinking about integrity, a man's dignity, or an apprentice's face.
I just want to keep my ass well, and hope that after tonight it won't be useless.
So, after racking his brains and thinking about it, Li Mingjue said seriously, "That's because I like to eat sheep whips, and I don't know what Master likes, so... I thought about it, Master treats students with great kindness. , and now he takes care of his disciple in every possible way, so he must like him very much. If he loves Wu Jiwu, he must also love to eat that sheep whip."
When Jiang Xuanling heard this, he didn't know whether he was angry or what, but he actually laughed, tapped his two fingers on the table and said, "In this way, not only can I not blame you, but I also want to praise you?"
Li Mingjue watched his heart and said: "It is the disciple's responsibility to share the master's worries. I don't ask for praise, but I hope the master will live a long life... Bah, immortality!"
"It's nonsense! You are really brave!"
Jiang Xuanling's eyes darkened, and he slapped the table and snapped, "You're full of nonsense, you can't take a word of it seriously! Earlier, you knelt in front of me to promise that you would never dare to do anything wrong again, but it was only a few days ago. , you have ignored my words again! If you are not dealt with again, you will really be turned upside down!"
Li Mingjue shrank his head in fright, like a quail, he didn't dare to raise his eyes to meet the teacher's gaze, thinking, his mouth is too owed, sooner or later he will die on this broken mouth.
After thinking about it, he grabbed his clothes with two claws, twisted and twisted, raised his eyes and said with a melancholy face: "Master, this disciple knows that Master will be angry. This disciple has nothing to say, but there is one last sentence. .”
Jiang Xuanling suppressed his anger, fearing that in a fit of rage, he would beat the little beast again.Lifting his chin, he stared at him deeply.
"You say it."
Li Mingjue took a deep breath, and thought to himself, he couldn't escape being beaten hard tonight. Before he died, he had no other wish, but he felt that he couldn't wear books for nothing, and it didn't matter whether he could live or not.
Anyway, after 18 years, he will be a hero again.Maybe if he died now, he would immediately become the ancestor of Jiang Xuanling.Or his own father or something.
If this is the case, Li Mingjue must personally abolish the master, so as to relieve the uselessness he has suffered for a while.
Ever since, he knelt very straight, as if he was swallowing mountains and rivers, and said with a righteous face: "Jiang Xuanling, I will be a good man again in 18 years! If you kill me tonight, I will take away others' homes , wait until I level Tianxuan Mountain in the future, and see if I don't kill you!"
Jiang Xuanling: "..."
Why he brought such a bastard back to the mountain, and why he accepted him as a disciple, is now unknown.
What exactly was I expecting? I thought that the little apprentice had already suffered enough after experiencing all kinds of things before, and he would definitely change.
The result is not the case, he still loves to talk back as always, and he loves to talk back more and more every time.
Jiang Xuanling laughed back in anger, tapped his fingers on the table, and asked him in a calm tone: "Does it take as long as 18 years? If you seize the house, it will be [-] days after death."
Li Mingjue thought about it and thought it made sense.After all, in the world of comprehension, as long as there is still a breath left, there is a possibility of reappearing.
But he can't show the slightest approval, otherwise he seems to be greedy for life and afraid of death.
Li Mingjue said bluntly and confidently: "I don't like to wait for 18 days, I like to wait for [-] years!"
Anyway, it doesn't matter whether you wait 18 days or wait [-] years.Jiang Xuanling didn't intend to spare him lightly tonight.
I used to think that the little apprentice was dull and not talkative, so I didn't discipline him much, but now I have developed such a perverse temper.
Even his master dared to speak out against him, it was simply lawless.Immediately raised a voice, scolded: "Kneel down!"
The leg that Li Mingjue was about to raise was put back to its original position with a swish, and he was very confident: "I'm ready to kneel!!!"
Jiang Xuanling got up, and under Li Mingjue's uneasy eyes, he slowly circled around him, then looked at him condescendingly, and asked, "Tell me, you have repeatedly contradicted me, how should I deal with you?"
Li Mingjue blinked and blinked: "Master, do you want the disciple to speak for himself?"
"Ah."
"Then... how about giving me a magic weapon or something, meaning, this matter is over? There are no outsiders now, I am not your apprentice, and you are not my master. I will call you brother, and I will let you go. How about it?"
Li Mingjue swallowed his saliva, and discussed with him calmly. Although the two of them were master and apprentice on the surface, they were actually Taoist couples.
If it is between master and apprentice, it is only natural for the master to beat the apprentice.
But if it is a Taoist companion, it is different. Can this be called contradicting?Obviously flirting!
Jiang Xuanling shook his head, and said inhumanely: "I don't talk about the relationship between Taoist couples with you, but only about master and apprentice. I am the teacher and you are the apprentice. Now, go out and find ten sheep whips by yourself, and you will give birth to them." , go quickly, I will give you time for a stick of incense."
When Li Mingjue heard it, it was over.
The decision is to force him to eat it raw, that stuff is so disgusting that no decent person will eat it.
But like this, he can run away.Immediately, he was secretly happy. With the experience of failing to escape last time, he must learn his lesson this time and start a new life.
At the very least, hide outside for three days and three nights, and wait for the master to lose his anger, or he can't hold it anymore, and then he will come back, and the two of them will fight with each other, will the master still have the nerve to get angry?
Jiang Xuanling saw through his little thoughts at a glance, raised his finger and pointed to the bed, and said without hesitation: "Go, take off your clothes, and kneel down."
Li Mingjue was unwilling, but he had to obey.As soon as he took off his clothes and knelt down, he felt cold behind him. Master's hands were covered with black animal skin armor all year round, and it was very cold.
If you don't take off your armor when you double cultivate with him, it will be a real pleasure.
"Master, you... what are you going to do?"
"I don't have that much energy, I go out again and again to catch you back, wear this, if you don't come back here within a stick of incense, then the bell inside will burst, and the inside The curse worm will crawl into your belly, so..."
Jiang Xuanling couldn't help but seal a string of heavy copper bells into Li Mingjue's body, then drew a spell casually, and said in a low voice, "After 18 years, you will be a good man again."
As long as he thought that his stomach was full of curse worms, and those worms would eat his heart and lungs, Li Mingjue would tremble uncontrollably, turn his head on his knees, grit his teeth and say, "You are so cruel!"
Jiang Xuanling lighted a stick of incense slowly, heard the words, and blew on the incense lightly, the sparks immediately burned rapidly, and soon only half of the incense was left.
"There is still half a stick of incense time."
As soon as these words came out, Li Mingjue grabbed his clothes with one hand and rushed out of the room as if flying.
Almost at the fastest speed in his life, he rushed to the small kitchen in the mountain.But he forgot one thing, that is, the Cangxu sect is a decent sect, so how could there be sheep whips.
Like a headless chicken, I searched for a long time, but found nothing.Just as he was about to go out and hunt some wild animals to get away, Li Mingjue walked quickly, didn't pay attention to the road, and bumped into someone's arms.
Jiang Xuanling sneered and said, "Li Mingjue, is it true that I have been too indulgent to you all this time? You even dare to make arrangements for me. What else are you afraid of?"
"Master, this disciple is just joking with Senior Brother Lin, there is no... no malicious intentions!"
In fact, I was wronged in front of the master several times, so I wanted to say hello, but I didn't expect to be caught by the master.
It's good now, it's not working every day, it's not working everywhere.
Just when Jiang Xuanling raised his hand, Li Mingjue said in his heart, a good man doesn't suffer from immediate losses, he admits his weakness first and then speaks.
So he knelt down on one knee, cupped his hands and said, "Master, I know I was wrong!"
Jiang Xuanling raised his hand for a moment, and suddenly sneered and said, "Oh? It's rare to hear a typo from your mouth. Tell me, where did you go wrong?"
Li Mingjue originally wanted to say: I was wrong everywhere.
But I felt that it was too perfunctory, the master is not so easy to fool, so he said with a sad face: "The disciple should not arrange the master behind his back, but the disciple has difficulties, and I hope the master will give the disciple an explanation. Chance!"
After hearing this, Jiang Xuanling sat down at the table, raised his chin and said, "Tell me, if you can't name a flower, I will let you eat as much as you want tonight."
Li Mingjue took a deep breath and began to make up things: "Master, in fact, this disciple told Senior Brother Lin that way on purpose. Master was born so beautiful. Senior Brother Lin has been by Master's side for many years, so he must have that kind of thought about Master. , the disciple said this to Senior Brother Lin, he will definitely give up on Master, so Master won't have to worry about it!"
After hearing this, Jiang Xuanling said calmly, "What's the meaning of the sheep whip?"
Li Mingjue gritted his teeth and said: "That's because the disciples are very afraid of the master and mistakenly think that the master is unreasonable. I want them to know that the master is not unkind, so I... then I said that the master loves to eat sheep." Whip, to let them know that Shizun is just an ordinary person with a heart!"
"Then why do you talk about the sheep whip instead of other things? What do you want?"
Even if Jiang Xuanling doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, he didn't cultivate the way of ruthlessness from birth, and he still knows the sheep whip in the world, which generally refers to that kind of unsightly thing.
In the past, poor people could not eat meat, so they picked up this food and took it home to eat. Later, someone said that it must have the effect of invigorating qi and strengthening yang. Reach the sky and never fall.It is said that taking more and more uses has the effect of prolonging life.
But Jiang Xuanling never believed in these heretics, and he didn't like to eat sheep whips, let alone gnawing on as many as ten sticks in hiding alone on a stormy night.
This statement is purely false.
Li Mingjue was so frightened that a layer of cold sweat broke out. Right now, he was not thinking about integrity, a man's dignity, or an apprentice's face.
I just want to keep my ass well, and hope that after tonight it won't be useless.
So, after racking his brains and thinking about it, Li Mingjue said seriously, "That's because I like to eat sheep whips, and I don't know what Master likes, so... I thought about it, Master treats students with great kindness. , and now he takes care of his disciple in every possible way, so he must like him very much. If he loves Wu Jiwu, he must also love to eat that sheep whip."
When Jiang Xuanling heard this, he didn't know whether he was angry or what, but he actually laughed, tapped his two fingers on the table and said, "In this way, not only can I not blame you, but I also want to praise you?"
Li Mingjue watched his heart and said: "It is the disciple's responsibility to share the master's worries. I don't ask for praise, but I hope the master will live a long life... Bah, immortality!"
"It's nonsense! You are really brave!"
Jiang Xuanling's eyes darkened, and he slapped the table and snapped, "You're full of nonsense, you can't take a word of it seriously! Earlier, you knelt in front of me to promise that you would never dare to do anything wrong again, but it was only a few days ago. , you have ignored my words again! If you are not dealt with again, you will really be turned upside down!"
Li Mingjue shrank his head in fright, like a quail, he didn't dare to raise his eyes to meet the teacher's gaze, thinking, his mouth is too owed, sooner or later he will die on this broken mouth.
After thinking about it, he grabbed his clothes with two claws, twisted and twisted, raised his eyes and said with a melancholy face: "Master, this disciple knows that Master will be angry. This disciple has nothing to say, but there is one last sentence. .”
Jiang Xuanling suppressed his anger, fearing that in a fit of rage, he would beat the little beast again.Lifting his chin, he stared at him deeply.
"You say it."
Li Mingjue took a deep breath, and thought to himself, he couldn't escape being beaten hard tonight. Before he died, he had no other wish, but he felt that he couldn't wear books for nothing, and it didn't matter whether he could live or not.
Anyway, after 18 years, he will be a hero again.Maybe if he died now, he would immediately become the ancestor of Jiang Xuanling.Or his own father or something.
If this is the case, Li Mingjue must personally abolish the master, so as to relieve the uselessness he has suffered for a while.
Ever since, he knelt very straight, as if he was swallowing mountains and rivers, and said with a righteous face: "Jiang Xuanling, I will be a good man again in 18 years! If you kill me tonight, I will take away others' homes , wait until I level Tianxuan Mountain in the future, and see if I don't kill you!"
Jiang Xuanling: "..."
Why he brought such a bastard back to the mountain, and why he accepted him as a disciple, is now unknown.
What exactly was I expecting? I thought that the little apprentice had already suffered enough after experiencing all kinds of things before, and he would definitely change.
The result is not the case, he still loves to talk back as always, and he loves to talk back more and more every time.
Jiang Xuanling laughed back in anger, tapped his fingers on the table, and asked him in a calm tone: "Does it take as long as 18 years? If you seize the house, it will be [-] days after death."
Li Mingjue thought about it and thought it made sense.After all, in the world of comprehension, as long as there is still a breath left, there is a possibility of reappearing.
But he can't show the slightest approval, otherwise he seems to be greedy for life and afraid of death.
Li Mingjue said bluntly and confidently: "I don't like to wait for 18 days, I like to wait for [-] years!"
Anyway, it doesn't matter whether you wait 18 days or wait [-] years.Jiang Xuanling didn't intend to spare him lightly tonight.
I used to think that the little apprentice was dull and not talkative, so I didn't discipline him much, but now I have developed such a perverse temper.
Even his master dared to speak out against him, it was simply lawless.Immediately raised a voice, scolded: "Kneel down!"
The leg that Li Mingjue was about to raise was put back to its original position with a swish, and he was very confident: "I'm ready to kneel!!!"
Jiang Xuanling got up, and under Li Mingjue's uneasy eyes, he slowly circled around him, then looked at him condescendingly, and asked, "Tell me, you have repeatedly contradicted me, how should I deal with you?"
Li Mingjue blinked and blinked: "Master, do you want the disciple to speak for himself?"
"Ah."
"Then... how about giving me a magic weapon or something, meaning, this matter is over? There are no outsiders now, I am not your apprentice, and you are not my master. I will call you brother, and I will let you go. How about it?"
Li Mingjue swallowed his saliva, and discussed with him calmly. Although the two of them were master and apprentice on the surface, they were actually Taoist couples.
If it is between master and apprentice, it is only natural for the master to beat the apprentice.
But if it is a Taoist companion, it is different. Can this be called contradicting?Obviously flirting!
Jiang Xuanling shook his head, and said inhumanely: "I don't talk about the relationship between Taoist couples with you, but only about master and apprentice. I am the teacher and you are the apprentice. Now, go out and find ten sheep whips by yourself, and you will give birth to them." , go quickly, I will give you time for a stick of incense."
When Li Mingjue heard it, it was over.
The decision is to force him to eat it raw, that stuff is so disgusting that no decent person will eat it.
But like this, he can run away.Immediately, he was secretly happy. With the experience of failing to escape last time, he must learn his lesson this time and start a new life.
At the very least, hide outside for three days and three nights, and wait for the master to lose his anger, or he can't hold it anymore, and then he will come back, and the two of them will fight with each other, will the master still have the nerve to get angry?
Jiang Xuanling saw through his little thoughts at a glance, raised his finger and pointed to the bed, and said without hesitation: "Go, take off your clothes, and kneel down."
Li Mingjue was unwilling, but he had to obey.As soon as he took off his clothes and knelt down, he felt cold behind him. Master's hands were covered with black animal skin armor all year round, and it was very cold.
If you don't take off your armor when you double cultivate with him, it will be a real pleasure.
"Master, you... what are you going to do?"
"I don't have that much energy, I go out again and again to catch you back, wear this, if you don't come back here within a stick of incense, then the bell inside will burst, and the inside The curse worm will crawl into your belly, so..."
Jiang Xuanling couldn't help but seal a string of heavy copper bells into Li Mingjue's body, then drew a spell casually, and said in a low voice, "After 18 years, you will be a good man again."
As long as he thought that his stomach was full of curse worms, and those worms would eat his heart and lungs, Li Mingjue would tremble uncontrollably, turn his head on his knees, grit his teeth and say, "You are so cruel!"
Jiang Xuanling lighted a stick of incense slowly, heard the words, and blew on the incense lightly, the sparks immediately burned rapidly, and soon only half of the incense was left.
"There is still half a stick of incense time."
As soon as these words came out, Li Mingjue grabbed his clothes with one hand and rushed out of the room as if flying.
Almost at the fastest speed in his life, he rushed to the small kitchen in the mountain.But he forgot one thing, that is, the Cangxu sect is a decent sect, so how could there be sheep whips.
Like a headless chicken, I searched for a long time, but found nothing.Just as he was about to go out and hunt some wild animals to get away, Li Mingjue walked quickly, didn't pay attention to the road, and bumped into someone's arms.
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