Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"How is it? Isn't it handsome and suave?" The old Taoist took out the second scroll of paintings and said with a smile, "This is the portrait of the second disciple."

With the mental preparation for the first portrait, Li Mingjue started the second volume with trembling hands...

Damn it, who can tell him what the painting is?

Senior Brother Gu Er was a beauty since he was a child, he was born with a beautiful face, handsome, elegant, charming, who would not like people in the world?

Even the old devil, who is used to playing with beauties, will bow down to the disciples of the second senior brother Gu when he sees them.

But what is on the picture?

Who can tell him why he drew a pair of big and small eyes for Senior Brother Gu?What the hell are those sausage-thick lips?

Damn it, if Senior Brother Gu saw it, he would be so angry that he would kill him on the spot.

Li Mingjue felt a headache from seeing that, and sighed.Jiang Xuanling couldn't help but frown, completely unable to connect the person in the portrait with the real person.

The next two paintings are very indescribable.

However, the old Taoist said without shame: "The painting is not bad, right? This is an exclusive handicraft. It is an ordinary but out-of-print collection that cannot be bought!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Li Mingjue: "..."

He was almost speechless, resisting the urge to hit someone, and said with a smirk: "Then dare to ask, which famous master did it come from?"

"It's from the hands of a veteran." The stinky and shameless old thing pointed to his face, and said triumphantly: "Meeting is a fate, why don't you two buy some medicine and go home, take it for your wife, and keep it for three years?" Two big fat boys!"

"I can go to you!"

Li Mingjue couldn't bear it any longer, he kicked the person on all fours, and said angrily: "Damn! You old liar! You are so shameless! You actually sold fake medicines to make a living! What a conscienceless thing! The painting is so ugly, You're ashamed to brag about yourself, see if I don't kill you old bastard!"

As he spoke, Li Mingjue raised his fist high.

"Don't fight, don't fight, hero, spare your life, there is a mother who is seven or eighty years old, and there is a daughter who is seven or eight years old, and this is what makes a living!"

The old Taoist covered his head and face, and begged for mercy repeatedly, saying that although the medicine he sold was counterfeit, it was harmless to eat, and he also said that those portraits were painted last night, and it was only the first day that he got them today. Come out to deceive people and so on.

Li Mingjue punched him a few more times, but he didn't intend to hurt anyone's life. After destroying those portraits, he went to check the medicine sold in the gourd. He crushed it and put it on the tip of his nose to sniff. It was just some jelly beans.

Immediately crushed the medicine, and let him roll as far away as possible.

"I'm so pissed off! Draw me like that! I'm so pissed off!"

"Okay, don't be angry, you're just a charlatan, why are you angry over such trivial things?"

Jiang Xuanling comforted him, and raised his hand to pinch Li Mingjue's nose: "Master, I think you look good, you are the prettiest."

In this way, Li Mingjue became a little happier. After a toss, the sky has completely sunk.

If they didn't find an inn again, the two of them might spend the night in the wilderness.

In fact, Li Mingjue wished to spend the night in the wilderness. A real man would use the sky as his cover and the earth as his bed. While he was young, he would fight a few more times in the wild, and when he was old, he would not be able to do it anymore.

However, the master saw through his little thoughts, so he refused to spend the night in the wild. In the dark night, the two of them came to a small town with swords.

I found an inn, and I was going to make do with a night of sleep.

During the day, I was wiped out after a full meal, and I was not allowed to eat something to replenish | physical strength?

Li Mingjue gave some money and asked the waiter to deliver some food upstairs later, and then took the master upstairs.

The inn in this world is really small, and the guest rooms are also extremely simple. Li Mingjue sat on the bed and swayed, and the bed made a creaking sound immediately.

It is estimated that it is not very strong. If you do things on this bed at night, the bed will collapse if you are not careful.

Turning back is not only arousing people's daydream, but also has to pay for the bed, which is really not worth it.

But after a while, when you are full and full of food and drink, you will be full of warmth, thoughts|lust|lust, and if you don't do anything, it will be too dissatisfying for Li Mingjue.

"Master, this bed is too small for the two of us to sleep. Otherwise, let's sleep on the floor at night?" Li Mingjue suggested.

Jiang Xuanling took a look at the bed board, and felt that it was not too small, and it was okay to squeeze two grown men, but since the apprentice said so, let him sleep on the bed.

"Well, you sleep on the bed and sleep on the floor for the teacher, so that it won't be crowded."

Jiang Xuanling felt that the room was too stuffy, so he turned around to open the window. As soon as the window was opened, he saw a river outside, and there were several boats with colorful lights floating on the river.

Sitting on the bow of the boat were some gorgeously dressed women, and when they saw Jiang Xuanling's appearance, they waved their handkerchiefs and smiled secretly.

Jiang Xuanling frowned, and closed the window again.

"Hey? Why is it closed again? I don't know how long this room has been unoccupied. It smells like mold. Hurry up and open the window to get some air!"

Li Mingjue jumped down and walked towards the window.

Jiang Xuanling stopped him, shook his head and said: "It's not stuffy, it's windy outside, you are pregnant, it's not easy to blow the cold wind."

Li Mingjue suspected that there was something outside that he couldn't see, and immediately became interested, saying yes, but he touched the window with his hands.

The wrist was grabbed by the master, and while struggling, the two hugged each other again.

Just when the waiter from the shop opened the door and came in, the two hurriedly separated.

"The two young masters don't look like locals. Is it the first time to visit here?"

The waiter brought out all the meals on the tray, and after arranging them, he said with a smile: "Then we must go to the back street to play, there are many girls there, and they all look like delicate flowers, and they can recite poems and compose a lot." Fu, can play and sing, even bed skills, that is first-rate."

When Li Mingjue heard it, isn't this the fucking Willow Alley?Can the two of them look like a prostitute?Would you recommend that place to them?

"I think you have misunderstood. We are just passing through here to visit the mountains and rivers, not..."

Li Mingjue tried his best to explain, with "I'm a good person, don't be afraid" written all over his face.

The waiter in the shop interrupted Li Mingjue with a smile: "Yes, yes, every guest who came here said so. We are the most famous flower street and Liuxiang. The guests who come here to visit the mountains and rivers are the two mountains behind the prostitute. , playing with the water in that cave, I understand everything, I understand everything!"

Saying that, the waiter picked up the tray and walked out.

The corner of Li Mingjue's mouth twitched, thinking, this is where he hit by mistake, why are there so many unspeakable things.

But after thinking about it, what I was wearing was originally a flower market furnace tripod, and the text was naturally full of unspeakable things, so I let it go.

The two sat down to eat, and after being reminded by the waiter in the shop, the atmosphere was a little strangely gloomy.

Jiang Xuanling said: "Let's leave this place at dawn tomorrow."

What else can Li Mingjue say?When he was not pregnant with a child, he didn't dare to go out and have fun. Now that he has a child in his arms, how can he go out and do anything wrong.

I can only nod in agreement.There is nothing delicious in the small place, and the food is just passable. Li Mingjue ate carelessly, and his mind was full of how to coax and seduce the master later, and exercise on the bed.

After thinking about it, there is no good reason.If there is no good reason, the master will definitely push back.

Simply let go of your belly to eat, eat too much, can't digest it?

Can't digest and exercise?

The room is so small, how can you exercise?Don't you want Master to help you out?

Li Mingjue made up his mind that his master must ride him all night tonight, so he hiccupped himself until he couldn't move, and lay on the bed yelling until his stomach ached.

Jiang Xuanling sighed helplessly: "If you are told to eat less, you will not listen. Now you know that it is unbearable, don't you?"

"Well, I want Master to rub my stomach."

Li Mingjue was like a big ball, holding his swollen belly in both hands, rolled towards Jiang Xuanling, grabbed his hand, put it on his belly, and groaned with his eyes closed, "It's so hard, it's so uncomfortable. Master rub your belly."

This round belly usually relies on some tricks to deceive the eyes of ordinary people.Lying on the bed now, the clothes almost burst apart, the snow-white belly is round and round, and it feels very good to the touch, like a piece of high-quality sheep fat, and it will tremble softly when touched lightly.

"Okay, master rub it for you."

Jiang Xuanling gently rubbed Li Mingjue's stomach, which made him giggle non-stop. Holding his stomach, he writhed on the bed, hiding while writhing, and said with a smile: "It's itchy, it's so itchy, Master, don't touch it. It's so itchy!"

But no matter how he rolled, he was still lying under Jiang Xuanling's palm, his belly was always sticking to Master's palm, and his legs were still kicking up.

Consciously or unintentionally seduce the master to bully him, bully him ruthlessly, bully him until his eyes are full of tears and his nose is red from crying.

"Master," Li Mingjue groped to grab Jiang Xuanling's hand, and gently scratched his palm, his voice sounded soft, "I ate too much, and my stomach is very bloated. I need some exercise to digest. Just digest it."

Jiang Xuanling's throat rolled: "Then... how many times did you run around the house?"

"Master, with such a big belly, how do you run?"

Li Mingjue continued to get tired in his arms, coquettishly entangled, "Master, if you want to do that, master, good master, I want, I want, master, I can move by myself, master, come on, come on……"

His ability to be coquettish and obsessive is unparalleled in the world. As the saying goes, strong girls are afraid of pestering their husbands, and Jiang Xuanling is so pestered by him that he can't help it.

After thinking for a while, he caught a glimpse of the chopsticks on the table, and said to Li Mingjue, "Then prepare yourself first."

Li Mingjue quickly turned over, picked the most comfortable, grass-resistant, and most attractive position, threw himself on the bed, knelt down on it, turned his head and said with a smile: "I'm ready!"

"Ah."

Standing at the table with his back to Li Mingjue, Jiang Xuanling carefully wiped the oily chopsticks clean with a handkerchief, rubbed them up and down with his hands, and after making sure that there were no burrs or cracks at all, he said again: "Take off the hairband, Blindfold your eyes, and you are not allowed to peek, if you peek, you will sleep separately tonight."