Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"Did the doctor say whether this ginseng should be applied externally or taken internally?"

Li Mingjue turned his head in astonishment, and caught a glimpse of his own fox tail, which was held in the palm of Master's hand.

It's like the fish on the cutting board, the master can chop it however he wants.

Although he does not read much, he is not a sand sculpture.

Ginseng can be decocted or soaked in wine. If you are brave, it doesn't matter if you eat it raw.

As long as you are rich and powerful, it is not impossible to stuff a few sticks in your mouth.But I've never heard of it being used like this!

Never heard of it!

Jiang Xuanling thought for a while before saying: "I forgot to ask at that time. But the old doctor said that everything should be done step by step, and the most important thing is to take good care of the body first. This seat believes that the right medicine must be prescribed when the disease is cured. Therefore , wherever it hurts, use it.”

Li Mingjue said in surprise: "Master, I don't read much, so don't lie to me, this ginseng is definitely not used in this way! Hurry up, pull it out, hurry up!"

"No."

Jiang Xuanling stared fixedly at the ginseng, which couldn't even see a single whisker, and said calmly: "This ginseng has barbs cut out by me. It's easy to get in, but hard to get out. If you forcefully pull it out, I'm afraid—"

His hands tightened, and the fox's tail he pinched was painful.

Some images quickly appeared in Li Mingjue's mind. The master was standing behind him, frowning, and pulling ginseng profusely in sweat.

But because the ginseng is full of barbs, if you pull it out a little bit, it will be muddy, and the water will splash in all directions. If it is serious, it can almost turn the square inch of the ground upside down...

As soon as he thought of that scene, Li Mingjue felt his duodenum throbbing.

"Oh, it's all my fault, Master! How could you not listen to the doctor's orders when you took me to buy medicine? That doctor must be a quack doctor, but anyone with a normal mind would never be able to draw barbs on ginseng!"

Jiang Xuanling, who was out of his mind, had a sullen handsome face, and said indifferently: "The old doctor didn't say to draw barbs, it was my idea, do you have any last words?"

"..."

In such a short moment, Li Mingjue suddenly changed his face, and said in a particularly doggy manner: "I said, how could the old man come up with such a brilliant idea? Master is the most powerful, and Master is the best. Great, this idea is really good, really good, just for a while, I feel a lot lighter, my legs don’t hurt, my waist doesn’t hurt, and I can do Tai Chi all night... Master is amazing! "

As he said that, as if to prove it to his master, the little fox stretched out his arms, kicked his legs, accidentally touched the wound, and screamed in pain.

Jiang Xuanling couldn't help laughing, he was very satisfied with the little fox's flattery.

In fact, he used to hate gags and glib people very much. Every time he saw them, he always felt extremely disgusted.

It was only later that I found out that it was full of wit and wit, and it was simply wonderful.

"Do you know Tai Chi?"

Jiang Xuanling was able to grasp the key points very well. He thought the fox's tail was in the way, so he directly wrapped the tail around Li Mingjue's waist. In this way, the spring scenery behind him was unreservedly revealed.

Being exposed to the icy night wind, the unspeakable shame was unbearable.

Fortunately, it was in the room and no one else saw it.This made Li Mingjue feel at ease.

"It will be a little bit...the main thing is to cultivate one's morality."

"Call to show me?"

Li Mingjue wondered: "Isn't this appropriate?"

Jiang Xuanling didn't say anything, but slowly rolled up his sleeves in front of Li Mingjue, revealing his strong and powerful arms, with smooth curves, and even the light blue blood vessels were clearly visible.

As soon as Li Mingjue saw the master rolled up his sleeves, he knew that something was wrong, so he quickly said seriously: "Why don't you just do Tai Chi? It's a trivial matter! Since the master wants to see it, then the little fox will make a fool of himself!"

With a smile, Jiang Xuanling gave way to him, raised his chin, pointed to the tabletop and said, "Climb up by yourself and stand on the tabletop to fight."

"..."

This is indeed a bit difficult for the strong fox.

Not to mention that Li Mingjue was pressed on the table before, and Long Jinghu took a hard fight, making the table extremely slippery, let alone standing on it and doing Tai Chi.

Just standing still is very difficult.

What's more, Li Mingjue still ate such a large root of ginseng.

Is this to let him die?

There are many ways to let him die, why let him go barebacked and do Tai Chi?

Li Mingjue wanted to slap himself, why every time he lifted a rock and hit his claws.

I saw Master sitting on the bed with great interest, staring at him with burning eyes.

Li Mingjue had no choice but to bite the bullet, thinking, anyway, he is a vixen, or a wild fox, morals and so on, those are just passing by, neither edible nor drinkable.

I've eaten all the ginseng, and I've all danced the fox dance, so I'm afraid of mere Tai Chi?

After thinking about this point clearly, Li Mingjue stood up with his head held high, feeling that he was very confident, and slowly climbed down from the bed, rubbing against the table.

Don't dare to use too much force, for fear that the ginseng will cause trouble inside, and don't dare to be too slow, the master is watching from the side.

The tabletop was much more slippery than he imagined, Li Mingjue couldn't help thinking, no wonder such a ferocious treasure of the master could pass unimpeded on him.

Dare to make the tabletop so slippery, let alone that place.

Li Mingjue struggled to climb onto the table, stood up tremblingly, his legs were trembling, and he hadn't started Tai Chi yet.

There was a sound of chugging under his feet, and he performed a horse for Jiang Xuanling on the spot.

The pain caused him to howl, and he quickly grabbed the edge of the table with both hands, so as not to fall to the ground and eat the fox.

"Stand up, don't dawdle, I don't have time to watch you juggling here."

Li Mingjue was about to cry, he was juggling, besides, juggling was not as difficult as him.

He would rather jump into a fire hoop, with a bowl on his head, even if it is a boulder in his chest, and swallow a silver gun in his throat.

"Master, this table is too slippery, I can't stand on it."

"It's fine, why is the table slipping?"

Li Mingjue said with a blushing face, "Master knows why and asked."

"You are doing it on your own. Get up and continue. This seat does not allow you to stop, so you can't stop."

In desperation, Li Mingjue could only stand up cautiously, his legs trembling, and slowly stretch his arms.

In fact, he doesn't know how to do Tai Chi at all, anyway, he just makes random gestures and gets the job done.

Doing Taijiquan is nothing more than that... a big watermelon, cut in half in the middle, half for you, half for me, oops, don't wow, push it back, if it doesn't work, push it back for you...

Anyway, it was just pushing and pushing, and Li Mingjue grasped the essence, so he pushed and shoved carelessly.

Jiang Xuanling watched quietly for a while, and found that he was unable to distinguish the correct Tai Chi.

Suddenly there was a squeak, the tabletop was too slippery, Li Mingjue let out an "ah", and his whole body lost his balance.

With quick hands and quick eyes, Jiang Xuanling pulled him into his arms, and said in a low voice: "You are really talented if you have done Tai Chi like this."

Li Mingjue was still in shock. After hearing this, he said straightforwardly: "I'm a swordsman, not a Taoist! Only Taoists can practice Taijiquan. I'm just a little fox!"

"Even if you're a fox, you can't be beaten like this. If you discredit Tai Chi, you should be punished."

When Jiang Xuanling said this, he couldn't think of how to punish the fox for a while.

After a little thought, he handed over the decision to the fox.

"You said it yourself, how should you be punished?"

Li Mingjue said with a mournful face, "Why do you still need to be punished? Obviously, I have already practiced Tai Chi. If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have done it."

"If you don't hit, you will be punished."

Jiang Xuanling told him with a smile, "If you don't fight well, you should be punished. If it's your fault, you should be punished. If it's not your fault, you should be punished. This is the rule I set for you. Are you still happy?"

"...Happy, I'm so happy. Eighteen generations of my ancestors are grateful to you, old man."

"So, you said it yourself, how do you punish it?"

Li Mingjue thought hard, wondering what else to play, which the two of them hadn't played before.

And it's really fun to play.

After thinking about it, I couldn't think of any good ideas.

Coincidentally, the maid came in to deliver the medicine, Jiang Xuanling asked her to leave it at the door, and then left.

Li Mingjue had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and suddenly said: "Yes, I figured it out! Let's take the medicine!"

"How to say?"

"Master, let's roll the dice, whoever rolls the most points will win. The loser will take a sip of anti-fetal medicine..."

After a pause, Li Mingjue glanced at Jiang Xuanling who was fully dressed, and said again: "Then let the other party spank his butt, um, take off his clothes and spank."

Jiang Xuanling listened, thought for a while, and asked him: "Are you sure you want to play like this? Do you regret it?"

Li Mingjue thought about it seriously, and felt that he had nothing to regret.

Anyway, the anti-fetal medicine was prepared for him, and as for taking off his clothes and slapping him, it was an extra.

It is said that a tiger's butt can't be beaten, so he wanted to try it out to see what it was like.

Even if he wins a game, he has earned it.I have rough skin and thick flesh, so I can't break it anyway.

"I just want to play like this! I'm sure, I don't regret it! Whoever repents is a barking puppy!"

Jiang Xuanling nodded and said yes, and then went out to borrow a dice.

Li Mingjue rolled the dice first, he rolled the dice in the palm of his hand, kissed the back of his hand, and said silently in his heart: God bless, God bless, bless the little fox to roll a six, as long as he can hit the master's ass, the little fox will live forever I don't eat chicken legs anymore.

Jiang Xuanling shook his head and smiled, "Shake it quickly, the medicine is cold."

Li Mingjue threw the dice on the table, and the dice spun around, and finally landed firmly on the surface of five points.

"Hahaha! Five o'clock, it's five o'clock! That's great, I'm too sure! Master can only beat me if he rolls six, hahaha!"

Li Mingjue felt that he had a sure chance of winning, and it was impossible for Master to be so lucky and roll to six in one go.

As it turned out, the facts were just the opposite, Jiang Xuanling turned into a six with just a shake of his hand.

Fuck!