Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

Li Mingjue explained: "I want to watch Master take a bath, not watch Master take a bath. Watching and watching have different meanings...Wait, Master, do you have a problem with your pronunciation?"

It was also true in the past, what he clearly said was that one day being a teacher, one will be a lifelong father.

The master was stunned to hear it. He will be a teacher for a day and a husband for life.

It seems that the master is really old, not only his ears are not working well, but he even has some problems with his pronunciation.But fortunately, Li Mingjue is actually quite happy to watch Master take a bath, or watch Master take a bath.

"Just talking nonsense, I'll ask you again, what should you do if you lose?"

Li Mingjue's mouth was oiled, and he was about to make jokes when he opened his mouth.

Jiang Xuanling sneered and said: "This is the last chance, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I found a palm-wide rosewood and slapped your mouth hard?"

As a result, Li Mingjue swallowed the words in his mouth abruptly.

And I feel that the master in front of me is so unreasonable.

"If I lose, then... just hang it up..." Li Mingjue grabbed the two fox ears and twisted them into a bow awkwardly, "Hang it up, fuck..."

"die."

When he finally uttered a word, his mind was full of unspeakable colored waste.

After finishing speaking, Li Mingjue pinched his ears again, raised his face, and whispered: "Master, listen to what I just said together."

Jiang Xuanling went through the strings together, and only then did he understand.

He was a little surprised, it turned out that someone could really hit him so hard.

Originally, Jiang Xuanling thought that it was shameful enough to let Li Mingjue be the universe holder, crawl on the ropes in public, and ride a wooden horse.

Who would have thought that this puppy has a very strong adaptability, and its recovery ability is unparalleled. It can be regarded as an extremely rare treasure of famous acupoints.

After a little thought, Jiang Xuanling thought that since a person wants to die, let him die, and said, "You said it yourself, are you sure?"

"Sure." Li Mingjue nodded in agreement, thought for a while, and added: "But you can only come secretly, not in public."

"..."

Okay, Jiang Xuanling is a little relieved that he hasn't completely abandoned etiquette, righteousness and shame.

Thinking about it, it's not that I haven't hung people up before, but it's unprecedented to fuck people to death.

Since it was in the illusion formation, if Li Mingjue "died", the formation would naturally be broken.

Jiang Xuanling pondered for a moment, then began to flip through the scriptures in his mind, trying to find the ultimate shame.

Finally, he was found.Jiang Xuanling said: "If you lose, I will throw you into a wild temple in the world, and resume | your old job."

When Li Mingjue heard it, it's fucking impossible!

Where is the wild temple in the world?Isn't it just in the wilderness, looking for a few beautiful girls to raise in it, and then entertaining the past benefactors?

Unexpectedly, Master would be so promising in his "dream", and even come up with such a ghostly idea.

So is it a disguised role-playing?

He played the role of a poor and weak wild fox, while the master was a benefactor who passed by, and the two of them showed their love overnight.

It sounded a bit interesting, Li Mingjue was a little moved, but he was too embarrassed to show it.

After all, he wanted some face. How could he ask for this kind of thing desperately, and he would have to be coerced to make it even more exciting.

Jiang Xuanling said emphatically, "That's it."

After finishing speaking, he untied the chains that bound Li Mingjue. In order not to bully the small with the big, Jiang Xuanling put his right hand behind his back, only stretched out his left hand, and said to him: "You don't need to defeat me, you only need to fight within twenty strokes. Inside, just force me to show my right hand."

Li Mingjue felt that twenty moves were too many, if he didn't pay attention a little bit, wouldn't the master's right hand be forced out?

Wouldn't it be impossible to play role-playing?

How can this work?It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After passing this village, this store will disappear.

If it was normal, Master would definitely not agree with him to mess around like this.

Li Mingjue made up his mind, no matter what, he must work very hard and truly lose to Jiang Xuanling.

Otherwise, it will appear that he is too vulnerable and embarrassing.

Ever since, Li Mingjue moved his arms and legs, the fox's tail turned upwards, and suddenly used the skill "wild fox planing the ground", rushed over and scratched at Jiang Xuanling.

Pushed away by Jiang Xuanling, Li Mingjue persevered, and then he came up with a long-lost move in the cultivation world, "Beat the Bull across the Mountain".

There was only a bang, and the gate of the palace behind Jiang Xuanling was knocked down, but Jiang Xuanling was fine.

Jiang Xuanling couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, secretly said, the young apprentice's wolfish ambition has reached the point where everyone knows it.

It is indeed a rare talent to be able to release water in such a flashy manner.

The twenty moves were over in a short while, Li Mingjue was out of breath, and fell backwards, rolling around Jiang Xuanling for about twenty laps, before holding his head up and spitting out—he couldn't vomit blood.

Li Mingjue covered his chest, pretending to be terrified and angrily said: "How could this happen? How could this happen? Your cultivation base is so high that I can't even beat you with one hand?! Hateful!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

If you don't tell the truth if you see it through, it will be meaningless if you say it is broken.

Following his words, Jiang Xuanling stepped forward and approached with a sneer, "You lost, do you still remember what you said before?"

"I don't remember, I don't remember!"

Li Mingjue said that he didn't remember, but closed his eyes and yelled, like pouring beans, and said everything the master said, "I don't remember the master said that if I lose, throw me to the wild temple!" Here, fuck again|My old trade!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

It's really accurate. It seems that the apprentice has a good memory and has such a good brain, but he doesn't follow the right path.I don't like to play tricks.

He obviously wanted to be thrown into the wild temple by him, but he still wanted to welcome and refuse, and kept saying no, but the two fox ears were already pricked up excitedly.

Even the fox's tail seemed to be seductive, wrapping around Jiang Xuanling's wrist, and the slightly wet tail was pointy, sweeping the back of Jiang Xuanling's hand once and for all, a little itchy, not only the back of the hand, but also the tip of his heart.

This wild fox is really... In Li Mingjue's own words, it's coquettish and coquettish, but it's really fucked and unwilling.

"You wild fox, you are really daring. I can't treat you a little more pleasantly, otherwise you will immediately slap your nose in the face."

Jiang Xuanling picked up the big brush again, forcibly broke off the fox's hooves, grabbed the huge fox's tail, and brushed it gently. Every time he brushed, the fox under him screamed wildly, until the fox's tail was completely wiped. After brushing it white and clean.

Just pointing at the fox's forehead, the boy in front of him gradually returned to the fox form.Jiang Xuanling said in a low voice: "It's so dirty, it really should be washed well."

"Ow!"

The fox howled in dissatisfaction, and was quickly pulled by its tail and thrown directly into the barrel, where it was soaked in the water from the beginning to the end.

Jiang Xuanling's movements were not gentle. After scrubbing it clean, he picked up the fox's ear and fished it out of the water.

He casually set up a rope in the hall, took two small clips, clamped the ears of the fox, and hung the whole fox up to dry.

This fox has very short limbs, looks chubby, is hung on a rope, and keeps moving.

Jiang Xuanling threatened him and said, "Don't move, you will be allowed to come down after drying. A fox should look like a fox."

Li Xiaohu kicked his legs very dissatisfied, his paws were still tied, he kept scratching at Jiang Xuanling indiscriminately, but he couldn't speak human words, he could only let out a strange cry.

Jiang Xuanling ignored him and went straight out.

When he came back, he casually touched two handfuls of fox fur with his hands. Jiang Xuanling nodded and said, "It's already dried, and now it looks like a fox. It's much cleaner."

As he spoke, he moved casually, and with a puff, Li Mingjue turned back into half-human, half-fox again. After holding it in for a long time, he finally opened his mouth and shouted, "It hurts to death, it hurts to death! My ears are going to be ripped off!"

"If it doesn't hurt, can you remember the lesson? Remember to eat but not beat."

Jiang Xuanling tapped the fox's head with straight fingers, and said with a smile, "What's the point of this pain? What hurts you is still behind."

Li Mingjue dodged with his head in his arms, not quite understanding what Master meant.

Didn't you agree to take him to a wild temple to see the world?

Why don't you take him there?

There was inevitably a bit of melancholy on his face.

Jiang Xuanling seemed to have sensed his thoughts, and said with a smile: "I will keep what I say, and I will take you there, and I will definitely not break my word. But, if you describe it like this, I am afraid that you will be killed before you reach the wild temple." Let's catch it."

Li Mingjue was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that he was not naked, and subconsciously pinched his tail, trying to block the spring scenery. Who would have thought that the hair on his tail was too fluffy.Such a sweep of the secret realm made him tremble all over again.

Seeing this, Jiang Xuanling said coldly: "You wild fox, you really don't know how to live or die!"

Li Mingjue: "..."

He can't deny this, and has gradually admitted that he is a wild fox who flaunts the heavens.

But he can't be completely blamed for this, the nature of a fox is like this, a fox is a fox, a fox is famous, and it is not groundless.

In ancient times, there was Daji, the vixen, who bewitched Emperor Xin, and played and sang every night in the wine pool and meat forest.Now there is him, Li Mingjue, a wild fox, obsessed with the Taoist master, seven times a night, greedy for pleasure day and night, unable to get out of bed.

With these genuine fox ears and tails, Li Mingjue's flair came up, and he felt that he could perform a Daji dance for Master.

As soon as this idea came up, Li Mingjue broke free, took small steps, flicked his tail, and started jumping up in front of Jiang Xuanling.

Because the fox doesn't have an inch of relationship, when the fox flicks its tail, it flicks in front of its body, and each flicks its own without interfering with each other.

Jiang Xuanling watched, Jun's face turned red, and for a moment he didn't know whether to look at the swaying fox tail, or the little brother who kept shaking in front of Li Mingjue.