Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

Li Mingjue thought about it, and felt that it made some sense. After all, the puppet is just a person made of stone?

I don't know how tired I am, once the order is given, I won't stop easily.

Looking at this bastard's excessively indulgent face, I can't think of it anymore to do evil things.

After thinking for a while, Li Mingjue described to him, the dead evil cultivator he met outside the cave, especially the details of the sect robe.

Unexpectedly, when the man heard this, he slapped his thigh immediately, and insisted: "Yes, that is the family robe of the Fang family! It turns out that you have already met! Since you already know the truth of the matter, you can let me go now." ?"

"Sorry, that's not enough." Li Mingjue raised a finger, shook it, and said with a smile, "Do you think we are stupid? Just listen to your one-sided words. If you lied to us, wouldn't you want to treat us as a fool?" Swordsman?"

"You... why do you have such an idea? Do you want me to swear poisonously?"

"Poisonous oath? I never believe this, man's mouth, deceitful ghost, stop messing with me!"

Li Mingjue is not so easy to deceive, and thinks that he can do that kind of thing with the puppet openly, and he is not a serious person at first glance.

What's more, Li Mingjue was very upset that this guy just said that he was going to twist their heads off and use them as urinals.

Just because of this sentence, it brought back many humiliating memories that he couldn't tell, and he wished he could forget it when he woke up.

That is, when he was young and full of vigor and didn't know the severity, he was filled up by the master, and the feeling was so simple.

For a long time, he didn't dare to look at Master's face.

"Master, why don't you tie him up, lest he act like a monster and cause trouble for us."

Jiang Xuanling nodded, and casually conjured up a bundle of hemp rope, wrapped it around the guy's body, and immediately tied him into a twist.

As for that puppet...

Li Mingjue's face was full of righteousness, and he was muttering in his heart not to see evil, but his eyes, as bright as obsidian, glanced at the puppet's waist.

Glancing at it, I couldn't help but sigh, why even a stone man is bigger than me, it's not fair.

Glancing at it again, I wondered why the two bells looked like a child's fist. Damn it, did they grow up eating pig feed when they were young?

How did they develop so well?

Li Mingjue was very unconvinced and felt that he shouldn't be. It stands to reason that he is a 17-year-old boy anyway, so it's okay to have a delicate face, why is there no masculinity in that kind of thing.

Could it be that he was born a coward and deserved to be treated as a ruthless grass by Master Luding?

Why are there no prospects at all!

And let no one live!

Li Mingjue's face is filled with resentment, when he should drink milk, he is so poor that he has no money in his pocket, and when he shouldn't drink milk, he drinks milk all day long. Even the body is not developed, it is not as big as a puppet, and I am so mad!

I couldn't help but sneaked a third glance, but I was just spotted by that talkative thing, and immediately reprimanded Li Mingjue angrily: "Where are you looking? Don't look!"

"I... I haven't looked anywhere? Where can I look?"

Li Mingjue became furious and was about to take off his shoes and hit someone, when he suddenly thought that his shoes had already been smashed out, and he was standing on the ground with bare feet.

Spreading his arms, he said to Jiang Xuanling, "Where are my shoes? Where are my big shoes?"

Jiang Xuanling glanced at him coldly, said nothing, raised his hand to grab the shoe, and the shoe flew into his palm.

"Thank you."

Li Mingjue raised his hand to get the shoes, but his wrist was clamped.Before he could react to what happened, he was pushed to sit on the stone bench next to him.

Jiang Xuanling didn't say anything, half bent down, and put on his shoes and socks.

He raised his head and stared straight into Li Mingjue's eyes, and said in a voice that could only be heard by two people: "Mingjue, what did you look at just now, so fascinated, tell the teacher to listen?"

"No... I didn't see anything."

Li Mingjue rolled his eyes with guilt, twisted his fingers, and thought, a man is a teenager until he dies, and he is at the age of full blood, so it is normal to look at everything, and it is a puppet, not a living person... ...Even if it is a living person, it shouldn't matter, it's not like I haven't bumped into someone else driving a pile before.

Recently, the little devil is not in front of him, so he has lost a lot of fun for no reason. No one has read his scriptures, and no one has even spoken sarcasm.

When encountering a scene that makes people blush, no one commented from the side.

"Ming Jue, I don't care what you were like in the past, but from the moment you are with me, you can no longer see other people in your eyes."

Li Mingjue thought about it, but he didn't understand.

As an unscrupulous apprentice who is so flamboyant, his attitude towards that aspect is quite limited.

Needless to say, Master, as an old-fashioned person, he will definitely not study that kind of thing.

So the arduous task of developing a new posture should not be entrusted to Li Mingjue?

As the saying goes, live and learn.

In order for Master to always maintain the strongest sense of freshness for him, why shouldn't he study more and think more?

What can you tell by just listening? Don’t look at it, learn while watching?

After learning how to do it, isn't it still a master to enjoy?

But why does Master seem to be angry?

Li Mingjue looked at Jiang Xuanling hesitantly, thinking, could it be that Master is jealous?

Master is jealous?

Would a person like Shizun be jealous?

How could an old man like Jiang Xuanling be jealous?

Li Mingjue's heart was beating wildly, and he suddenly wanted to see what it would be like for a master to be jealous.

Not only was he jealous, but he also wanted to see how his master was crazy about him, angry about him, and banged against the wall because of him.

A person like Shizun who is indifferent, withdrawn, and self-reliant can maintain a calm demeanor even if the sky falls.

Will hot tears flow from such cold eyes?

"Mingjue, what are you thinking? Why don't you speak?"

Li Mingjue remained silent, neither admitting nor refuting, it was a tacit acquiescence in disguise.

On the surface, he pretended to be "cold and noble" and "leading the coquettish".

Try to show your "knowing life and death", "knowing good and bad", "knowing shame".

I just want to see if Jiang Xuanling will be jealous, will he go crazy, will he become angry from embarrassment, ignore the child in his womb, and push him to the ground with his head down and his feet up, like a stake Bang Bang Bang against him.

But no, Master was neither jealous, nor mad, nor even angry.

After putting on shoes and socks for him, she simply raised her hand and tapped his forehead, and said lightly, "Don't read it next time."

"Master, you... are you not angry at all? Not jealous? Not angry?"

Li Mingjue rubbed his red forehead, raised his head, and asked with a puzzled face: "Why can't my actions arouse half of Master's anger?"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"Master, how can you not make a fuss?"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"Master, why is he so indifferent?"

"Then what do you want this seat to look like?"

Jiang Xuanling approached, grabbed Li Mingjue by the collar, and pushed him back, almost knocking him down with the stone stool. Li Mingjue fell backwards uncontrollably, and his feet flew into the air immediately.

As soon as the legs were opened, Jiang Xuanling slid in, raised his left knee and pushed it forward, and it stuck just right.He lowered his voice and said, "Mingjue, is there a spider web under your body?"

"No... no cobwebs."

"It must have been idle grass, hadn't it?"

"nor."

"Master is clumsy and tongue-tied, he can't say those sweet words that you like to hear to make you happy, but if you want to hear it, Master can also say it."

Li Mingjue's heart was beating wildly, afraid of being seen by others, he quickly turned his head to look over, and saw that the guy was tied up with five flowers, and his whole body was still covered by an enchantment.

Presumably there was an earthquake outside, and this guy wouldn't know about it.

His legs subconsciously rolled around Jiang Xuanling's strong waist, and Li Mingjue complained quite a bit: "Master, there is no net or grass growing here, I just owe Master to make a drastic blow, Master, Master Master, good master, Brother Xuanling, don't ignore me, do you think I'm small?"

"Small?"

Jiang Xuanling thought he was referring to age, 17 years old is neither too old nor too young, if it is an ordinary family, they can get married in their teens, and even 17 years old should be the father of several children.

But compared with him, Li Mingjue is naturally small.

Even though Li Mingjue is in his seventies and has a lot of white beard, he is still very small in front of Jiang Xuanling.

Small enough to cuddle and pet.

So he said helplessly: "It doesn't matter if you are small now, you will grow up."

"Oh, I won't grow up anymore, I don't have a chance to grow up again, why are everyone so big, but I'm so small, I'm too small, I don't look like a big man at all, no wonder I'm here, the master is above, I'm so small, even if Master asks me to be on top, I can't do it."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

He seemed to understand it, but he didn't seem to understand it completely.

Whether it's big or small, it's not small.

Could it be that the little apprentice glanced at the puppet furtively just now, just to see if the other party has his own strength?

In the end, I came to the conclusion that I was too young, and I cried with him here, saying that it was him who was a teacher and did not let him grow up.

This... this is simply unreasonable!

It's ridiculous!It's ridiculous! ! !

Jiang Xuanling now only wants to spend a lot of money to buy a pair of ears that have never heard these words.

Unexpectedly, seeing that he was silent, Li Mingjue thought that he didn't believe him, so he untied his belt, undid his trousers, pulled them out, and cried and said: "I won't grow up, I won't grow up! I won't grow up in this lifetime!" It’s useless to drink more Sanbian soup! Once you get a cub, it won’t grow anymore! It’s all the master’s fault, the master is simply too bad!”

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

He wanted to spend a lot of money to buy a pair of eyes that had never seen Li Mingjue untie his belt.

"Master, do you think the disciple is too young?" Li Mingjue asked in fear.

"Don't dislike it."

"The disciple has one more question, I don't know if it should be asked."

"Then stop asking."

Jiang Xuanling was worried that he would not be able to resist beating someone.