I had a baby while you were away?

Su You looked at the fat baby, and his whole body was on the verge of collapse.

My day, I will see Jian Jianxu in the future, how the hell should I explain it? !

I had a baby while you were away?

Although the two of them are just going to try, but the basic loyalty still has to be done, there is an extra baby out of nowhere, what do you say?

Did you say hatched from an egg?It would be better to say that I was pregnant and gave birth by myself, which sounds more reliable!

After all, such myths are very popular in ancient times!

How about...keep the eggshell fragments as evidence?That doesn't prove that the baby was born from this egg!

Su You was flustered in the wind, watching the little baby who looked about three years old crawling and standing up, stumbling towards him, smiling and opening his arms as if to hug him.

Damn, I was born with the ability to walk and talk, who the hell is this?

Nezha has been pregnant for three years, is there three days for this egg?

But when the little baby really threw himself into his arms, Su You hugged him, and still felt the intimacy of being connected by blood.

Is this true? They are connected by blood, the little baby has a blood bond with him, and the two are symbiotic.

In this case, it would be inappropriate to call him "Dad". Su You regretted that he should not have given him such bad prenatal education before.

Yes, it's a "he". This baby is naked, and the gender is clear at a glance.

"Call me brother from now on, don't call me father, you know?" He hastened to teach.

The little baby looked up at him with a silly smile: "Okay, brother."

It's very cute.

Su You thought to himself, originally hoped that Xu Xu could talk to me, but now his wish has been fulfilled, and he will finally no longer need to make blind gestures in sign language in the future.

He hurriedly took out the sackcloth clothes he had begged for from his aunt before from his small bundle, and wrapped the little doll up, fearing that the other party would catch a cold.

This kind of worry should be unnecessary. This child is obviously not a human being, but he has absorbed enough spiritual power and turned into a human form.

When Su You dressed him, in addition to carefully observing the thin, one-meter-long tail behind his buttocks, he also found some tiny bumps from the back of his waist to the half of his back. These gadgets will also grow tail-like things in the future.

But what is the use of all this?He remembered that when the two of them fought against the monster fish together, the tip of Xuxu's tail could emit lightning, which did not pose a threat to the monster fish at that time, and wondered if its power had increased now.

The little baby was really well-behaved, and Su You tossed and tossed casually, and finally got wrapped into a rice dumpling without complaining, lying on the bed and watching him laughing.

Su You lay sideways beside him, propped his head, and pointed at the tip of his little nose: "Hey, do you still remember what happened before?"

"Remember!" the little boy smiled, "Brother cut off my tail and ate it, and I saw it while hiding!"

Su You: "..."

There is no need to be so eloquent.

"What the hell are you? Where did you come from?"

"I don't know about that." Xiaowa said, "When I was conscious, I met my brother, and then there was an idea in my mind that directed me to protect my brother and form a blood pact with him."

His big eyes were shining with innocence, Su You felt that he was definitely not lying.

"Then do you know who you are?"

The little baby looked at him ignorantly: "I'm Xu Xu? Didn't my brother call me that all the time?"

Su You: "..."

But he changed his mind and thought it was okay to call it that way. When he turned around and saw Ren Jiexu, he pushed the baby forward and asked if the other party was thinking about something, and it was used by the system to make a plot. Anyway, he was so ignorant. I had a child, and because the two couldn't meet each other, and fell in love with each other, I gave the child this name!

Hahaha!At that time, this person's expression must be very exciting!

He thought to himself, and showed a schadenfreude smile, the little doll raised his hand to touch his face, and said, "Brother is so pretty."

Su You: "!!"

This child is too precocious!

It may also be that I am dirty in my heart, and people may just praise it normally.He reflected in his heart for a second, then pinched Xu Xu's chubby face: "You are also pretty."

Speaking of which, this doll is really good-looking, with round eyes, red lips, fair skin, and delicate features. Now, if you give him a koi carp, he will be able to draw a new year's picture. He will definitely be a handsome guy when he grows up.

It shouldn't take long for him to grow up, after all, he was born this big.

Su You looked at Xuxu, and asked again: "Then do you know how you came to this world?"

"I don't know, it's like that when I wake up, I only know to find my brother." Xuxu said, "I also know to find Lingzhu and various spiritual objects, and practice with my brother."

Hey, isn't it just God, oh no, it's the accompanying spirit beast arranged by the author for Ji Yan!

It's all God's will——

"Then what else do you know?" Su You asked him with great interest, "What will happen if you make a blood contract?"

Xuxu blinked his big eyes, and said seriously: "We will live and die together! Xuxu will take good care of my brother in the future, and my brother will also take good care of himself."

The childish voice made such a serious oath, and Su You was suddenly very moved. He lowered his head and kissed Xu Xu's forehead: "Well, we protect each other!"

It was getting late, the child yawned tiredly and said, "Brother, I want to sleep."

"Then go to sleep. By the way, are you hungry?"

"Not hungry..."

Xu Xu was still muttering, and fell asleep, the long tail protruding from the seam of the clothes wrapped around Su You's wrist, looking very attached.

This brat is quite clingy!

Su You decided to temporarily live in this small hut for the next two days to observe how fast Xuxu can grow, and at the same time prepare some living supplies—it seems to be mainly clothes.

Both of them have spiritual power, so they don't have to worry about eating and drinking, but they can't run wild. Obviously, clothes are the most important thing.

Also, Xu Xu has a weapon, iron smelting has not yet been invented in this ancient era, so it is estimated that he can only sharpen a mahogany sword for him.

When Xuxu fell asleep, Su You quietly untied his tail wrapped around his wrist, and walked into the yard.

There happened to be a peach tree in this small courtyard. He used his sword energy to cut two pieces of wood, and then condensed his true energy on his fingers. Under the moonlight, he whittled out two peach wood swords, one big and one small. .

The roughness is a bit rough, and it has not been painted, but it looks okay.

Su You admired his own work with satisfaction, and thought, let Xu Xu wrap his own dish.

After finishing all this, he called Ye Xiao in his mind: "Xiaoxiao!"

"What's the matter?" The system assistant who was forced to open came online.

Su You asked: "Is there a card that can directly provide clothes?"

"Yes." Ye Xiao said briefly, "The queen's wardrobe card."

Su You: "..."

"Why is it called a queen's wardrobe? Why can't it be a man's wardrobe?" he said angrily.

"Because there are so many types in the Queen's wardrobe! What can a man's wardrobe have." Ye Xiao mocked, "It's so simple and easy to understand!"

"How can I, a big man, use the Queen's Wardrobe card? Wouldn't it make me laugh out loud if I said it?"

"It's just a name, do you want to think so much?"

Seeing that Ye Xiao was about to launch a personal attack on him again, Su You didn't bother to argue with him: "Whatever you say, just show me the introduction of this card."

So a text box fell from the sky.

【Queen Wardrobe】

[Introduction: Variety of clothes and makeup, create a different you. 】

[How to use: Tell the system assistant what clothes you want, my wife has everything. 】

【Limitation of use: There is no limit to the number of articles in each article, and it will become invalid after the end of the task. 】

[Consumption points: 2000. 】

Well, the price is very suitable, it seems that I don't need to worry about clothes.Su You bought the card without hesitation, and asked Ye Xiao to fetch him linen clothes for boys aged five, seven, and ten, and prepare them for Xu Xu.

Soon three sets of clothes were neatly folded and appeared in Su You's hands. The material looked like linen, but it felt quite comfortable to the touch, and it shouldn't scratch the children's delicate skin.

"By the way, Xiaoxiao, have I completed any tasks now? Have I earned some points?" Su You asked excitedly, "At least I killed a flame-breathing monster."

Ye Xiao sneered, and said, "The fire-breathing monster is a plot, not a plot task, so don't confuse it. But you did complete two small tasks, one is "form a blood contract" and the other is "return to the mainland". The system has settled for you, with 20 points for each task, so far in this article, a total of 40 points have been obtained. "

"Summarize the previous task points, and subtract the 4000 points consumed by the two cards, and the final balance is 295 million points."

Wow!I feel like I got rich all of a sudden!Su You thought to himself, these two small tasks have accumulated so many points at once!

"As usual, Xu Xu and I, um, I mean that Babin Xu who hasn't shown up until now, each has a resurrection card, and each has a shield card, buy it for us."

Ye Xiao hesitated for a moment: "Do you want to stop thinking about it? Don't spend impulsively."

"What's there to consider? It's not unaffordable now." Su You waved his hand, "Buy!"

After all, "walking in the rivers and lakes, safety first".

There is always pleasure in chopping hands, which earned a lot of points. Su You returned to the room in a happy mood, and seeing that Xu Xu was fast asleep, he covered him with another set of clothes.

He took a nap during the day, but now he couldn't fall asleep, so he simply sat on the side and meditated.

The night passed by in a hurry, and when Su You opened his eyes, it was already daylight. He turned his head to look at Xu Xu who was still sleeping next to him, and found that the baby had indeed grown up, much taller than last night, Now it seems that it is at least as big as a six-year-old child.

Sleep really grows the body!

But such a long way, even if it is not a human, but a spirit beast, can it bear it?

Su You lifted up the clothes that covered Xuxu's body, checked his knees, elbows and other positions, to see if there were any wrinkled lines caused by growing too fast, and the result of the observation was that this baby's skin is really fucking It is tender and smooth like tofu, without any pores.

It is very enviable!

This chubby little dumpling is so cute, Su You suddenly hoped that he wouldn't grow up so fast, and would be so fun forever.

Maybe it was tickled by him, Xuxu closed his eyes and laughed: "Brother, don't touch me..."

"Are you awake? Are you hungry?" Su You patted his forehead, the baby's hair had grown a lot, and could be tied into two small pinches.

Xuxu turned over and said coquettishly: "I'm not hungry, I still want to sleep."

"Then you go to sleep, I'll get you something to eat, you have to eat even if you're not hungry, how can a child's body withstand such consumption."

"No! Brother, don't leave!" While speaking, Xu Xu's two tails, one on each side, wrapped around Su You's wrists.

Tsk, the bulge I saw yesterday has indeed grown out.

Now it shouldn't be called a tail anymore, it should be called... tentacles?

Maybe the restraint system likes to grow a lot of tentacles.

Su You was helpless: "Either you get up and go with me, or let me go."

Educating children should not be coddled.

Xuxu thought for a while, yawned and sat up: "I'll go with my brother."

Well, the person is gone, Hun'er is asleep, he is lying on Su You's back like a little sloth, and there is no need for Su You to hook his legs, his tentacles are very useful, and he can guarantee that he will not drop down.

One big and one small walked around the crude market, Su You exchanged shellfish for a chicken, bought some clay pots and bowls, and then cheekily asked the chicken seller to clean up the chicken for him.

People saw the mahogany sword pinned to his waist, so they knew that he should be a demon hunter, and a demon hunter would not even dare to kill a chicken... The expression on his face could not be called less exciting.

But tidying up chickens is different from tidying up fish. Su You just can't do it, and he really can't!

Anyway, thick-skinned is invincible, plus an extra shellfish, the chicken vendor didn't say much, and quickly killed the chicken, shaved off the hair, took out the internal organs, wrapped it in lotus leaves and handed it to him.

Back in the small courtyard, Su You put Xuxu back on the bed and let him continue to sleep, while he took water from the well in the courtyard, lit a fire in the stove, and began to simmer the pot of chicken soup slowly.

Speaking of it, this ancient pure natural and pollution-free chicken is really good. It smells delicious without adding anything, but Su You still put some rare and rare herbs that were obtained as a reward, and finally added a little salt, Put it out and let it cool down a bit, and he tasted it himself-wow, it's really amazing!

"Xuxu, get up and drink chicken soup to make up for it."

The little baby was woken up by him, sat up in a daze, rubbed his eyes, and sniffed vigorously: "It smells so good..."

"Of course, but it's the first time your brother and I have made soup so hard!"

Su You took a bowl and sat down next to him, "Drink it all, not a drop left."

Xuxu pushed the bowl in front of him: "Brother, drink first."

Emma, ​​the child is so filial, Su You was moved to tears, suddenly realized how the old mother's mood is fat four? !

"Brother has drunk it, it's for you, drink it quickly, or it will be cold."

Xuxu looked at the soup in Su You's bowl, then suddenly got into his arms, sat sideways on his lap, raised his head and said in a milky voice, "Brother, can you feed me?"

Tut tut tut!Who can resist a cute baby acting like a baby? !

No wonder some parents dote on their children, this is simply a blow to the soul, making people promise him anything they want!

But Su You still tried his best to restrain himself, thinking that if he can't teach well, let me do everything for him when he grows up, wouldn't that be shooting himself in the foot?

So even though he feeds Xu Xu soup one mouthful at a time, he said in his mouth: "Now that you are still young, brother can feed you, but in the future I will do my own things, you know?!"

Xu Xu immediately put his arms around Su You's neck, and said bluntly: "Yes! From now on, Xu Xu will also feed my brother!"

Su You: "..."

Suddenly, he thought of his appearance in his dying years.

This... is unnecessary!

Xuxu's appetite is indeed different from that of ordinary people, he ate up a whole pot of soup and a whole chicken, and then went to sleep again.

Afterwards, he slept like this intermittently for a day and a night. Su You didn't sleep or meditate. He just watched him, watching the baby grow from a soft and cute little ball to, oh no, it looked like ten thousand after sleeping. A boy of two or three years old.

He's not disabled, he's still a handsome guy, but he's not as cute as he was when he was a child.

Mother Su thought so.

At this age, Xuxu can't sleep as much as before, and he spends more time waking up every day, so Su You asked him to practice kung fu with him with a mahogany sword.

This kid was originally a spirit beast, he was very smart, he could learn everything quickly, he learned the sword skills that Su You taught him clearly in a short time, and he could even decompose more sword skills from the sword skills. With sword moves, Su You almost couldn't beat him.

Too shameful!

"Then what... let's rest for a while." Su You pretended to be exhausted, supported the ground with a mahogany sword, and sat cross-legged on the ground panting, "My old arms and legs can't beat you, a spirited boy."

Xuxu laughed loudly: "Brother, what are you kidding, how old are you?!"

It's only been a few days, he and Su Youxue's conversation has a modern accent, which sounds very interesting.

"At least older than you." Su You rubbed his lower back, wondering if I might have a herniated disc?

Besides, Lao Tzu is not someone from your book. Naturally, you are not as privileged as you are to understand those sword moves. It cannot be blamed on me!

Xuxu obediently came over and sat down behind him, pinching his waist with two small claws, with moderate strength, Su You felt very comfortable.

Sure enough, raising a baby for three days is spent in one day.

In the next few days, the two occasionally exchanged moves, but more often they changed to meditate and exercise together, just like described in many martial arts novels, the hands are pressed against each other, and the true energy is connected, circulating in the two people's strange meridians.

After all, they had formed a blood contract relationship, and this kind of skill operation made both of them improve quickly. Su You even learned the sword moves dismantled by Xuxu from this way of cultivation, which is almost equivalent to using a USB flash drive to directly Copy it into your brain, effortlessly!

In short, within a few days, Su You felt that his skill was better than before. It is not an exaggeration to say that if he uses the level of cultivation as a metaphor, he seems to have improved a level, and he does not need to be struck by lightning, which is really cool up.

Every time Xuxu sleeps, he grows up a little, his facial features become more three-dimensional, and his outline gradually changes from soft to sharp. He gradually recedes from the immaturity of a teenager, and begins to have the shadow of a youth.

But Su You felt inexplicably, why did this baby look more familiar the older she got?

It may also be that he thought too much, after all, he watched the child grow up, so he would naturally look familiar.

A few days later, Su You woke up early in the morning, feeling that Xu Xu was hugging her whole body tightly.

This guy has always been clingy, not only his arms want to hug him, but all the tentacles on his body are wrapped around his wrists and ankles, he is simply a clingy monster.

But no, the child has grown taller than him, so it won't be good if this continues.

"Xuxu..." Su You struggled a bit, "Let go of me."

The person behind him let go of those tentacles obediently, and murmured, "Brother..."

His voice seemed to have changed overnight. His voice was already a mature voice of a young man, with a little laziness of just waking up. It sounded very pleasant.

"Well, morning."

Su You turned around, lay face to face with him, glanced at him and closed it, suddenly felt something was wrong, immediately opened it again, stared at the person in front of him like a ghost, looked more and more angry, kicked up, The person kicked down with a "bang"!

"Blade is empty, you have deceived me so badly!" A deep sense of grievance welled up in his heart, his eyes became hot, and he almost shed tears.

The author says:

Su You: No, why do I sound like a resentful woman, author, come out and let's chat.

Author: At this very moment, don't you...not?

It's a thick and long chapter, after finishing this chapter, hahaha.After all, this product looks real? I'm a little anxious.

"Walk in the rivers and lakes, safety first." The stalk comes from the movie "Fang Shiyu 2 Who Fights for the Front"

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