The days when I was entangled by the crying bag stupid cat

"If only I were human."

"Is it that kind of little black spot?" Er Shi thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized, "Ah Shi also has it on his body!"

He snapped his fingers like a few treasures: "There is one under the eyes, one next to the temple, one on the back of the neck on the right side, one on the left collarbone, two on the left shoulder, and one on the right side of the back waist." One, on the left butt..."

"Stop, stop, stop..." Seeing that he was talking too much, Zhou Twenties quickly raised his hand to cover his chanting mouth, "Go on and watch the video. Use the remote control to adjust the progress bar yourself."

Now Ershi is very familiar with the human world.He skillfully adjusted the progress bar, and focused on the screen again.

Zhou Twenty returned to the sofa, lay on the sofa for a while, then turned over again, lying sideways facing the screen.

Ershi muttered a little wronged: "I want to lean on Ah Bian's lap."

Zhou Twenty knew what he meant.Ershi likes to nest at his feet like a cat, so he doesn't like sitting on the sofa with him and watching learning videos.

Zhou Tian also promised him that if he did a good job in the video practice last time, he will be allowed to sit on the carpet next time.

In this way, when Zhou Twenties sat on the sofa, he could hug Zhou Twenties' legs.

Zhou Tian looked at Ershi who had "I'm so wronged" written all over his back, and chuckled lightly: "Who is to blame for this?"

If it wasn't for this guy, wouldn't he even be able to sit up?

"I was wrong." Ershi apologized pitifully, "I will definitely do less next time."

Zhou Twenty raised his eyebrows and reminded: "You should take a good look, or you will have to sit on the sofa with me next time."

Ershi really stopped talking.

After the video was finished, it was almost lunch time. Ershi turned around and was about to ask Zhou Ershi what he wanted for lunch, but found that he had fallen asleep with his eyes closed.

There is a small mole under the right corner of Ah Shian's eye.Er Shi has always liked it.

Ershi stared at him quietly for a while, then got up and went to the study, took out the blanket and covered him.

There are not many things with the same function at home, and this is the only blanket.

Ershi sat there for a while, thought for a while, took Zhou Twenty's phone to unlock it, and quickly found the icon he usually used to order takeout.Clicking in and scrolling down, I saw several restaurants where they often eat.

Ershi studied hard and picked out three dishes that they both liked. When they were about to place an order, they realized that they didn't order rice, and hurried back to order.

Zhou Twenty would never have imagined that Ershi had already learned to order takeaway without a teacher.

Fortunately, he set up password-free payment, otherwise all this would not have happened so smoothly.

When the phone rang, Ershi was still very annoyed, he just completely forgot that others could not see him, nor could he hear his voice.

He couldn't help Zhou Twenty answer the phone, and he couldn't open the door to bring in the takeaway.

Zhou Twenty was awakened by the ringtone, and answered the phone in a daze: "Okay, I'll press the elevator for you right away. Thank you."

He didn't respond until he hung up the phone.He didn't order takeaway?

Ershi knelt down on the carpet beside him, lowered his head and didn't speak, looking a bit remorseful.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Twenties asked him as he got up, "Did you order it? Isn't it very good."

He was prepared for the soreness in his body, but he may have had a massage in the morning and had a little sleep just now, and his body is already much more comfortable.

Er Shi raised his head and glanced at him, but still sat there without moving, and murmured, "I can't answer the phone, and I can't open the door for people."

Zhou Twenty walked to the doorbell, pressed the button that controls the elevator downstairs to open the door, and asked the doorbell phone: "Hello, can you come up now?"

"Okay, thank you." Not long after the delivery guy answered, there was a knock on the door of Zhou Twenties' house.

Zhou Twenty stepped across the entrance and took the bag from the little brother outside the door.

As soon as he turned around, Ershi was standing behind him.

It's strange to say that he can be seen and heard when he's at home, but he can't do this or that when he's out of the entrance.

Invisibility has many advantages, but more is inconvenience.

Zhou Twenty handed the bag to him: "Take it."

Walking to the dining table, Er Shi skillfully opened the lunch boxes one by one. Zhou Twenty couldn't help swallowing the delicious dishes.

There are also two pairs of disposable chopsticks inside.Ershi has never seen this thing before, and the tableware is canceled at [-]:[-] on weekdays.

"Isn't this a good point? I didn't even teach you, and you learned it yourself. It's amazing."

Zhou Twenty smiled and praised him, reaching out to take the chopsticks from his hand, "This is also a thing invented by human beings. They are disposable chopsticks, and they can't be used after one use. We have chopsticks at home, so I usually don't order them. But it doesn't matter, I just teach you how to use it today."

In front of Ershi, he split a pair of chopsticks into two.

Er Shi saw this scene with a surprised expression.

Zhou Twenty stuffed the remaining pair into his palm, and motioned him to try it too.

Ershi just imitated what he did just now, when he squeezed his hands hard, the connected chopsticks separated.

Zhou Twenty looked at him with a smile in his eyes, and reminded: "Okay, let's eat."

In the afternoon, Zhou Nian plans to teach Er Shi how to use a mobile phone.

I used to think that he couldn't use it, so I didn't think about it, but now it seems that it is quite necessary.

It's just that Ershi doesn't have a human identity yet, so the app that needs to log in with an account can only use Zhou Twenty's.But the two of them are basically together, and there is no inconvenience.

"Well, that's about it. The main thing is the one who contacted me, and the two who bought things. If you want to buy something in the future, you can take my mobile phone to look at it."

Zhou Twenty thought about it again, but didn't think of anything to add for the time being, "I'll teach you the rest later when I need them."

Zhou Twenty has no plans to teach Er Shi to use those random apps.The above information is mixed, it is better not to contact it for the time being.

The days passed so plainly, and Er Shi still showed no sign of turning into a human being.

Every morning when he goes out, Zhou Tian is ready to be asked at any time, but that day has not come yet.

Ershi is also used to being an invisible person by Zhou Twenty's side.

After learning the lesson from last time, Zhou Ershi originally made up his mind that before Er Shi reached the fourth stage, he would not take him outside casually, but he couldn't stand Er Shi's pleading, and would occasionally take him to some places. Go to places where there are few people.

Their range of activities is much wider.

This afternoon, Zhou Ershi did not arrange an experiment. He originally planned to take Ershi home directly, but Ershi said that he wanted to see the school where he worked.

Zhou Tian has spent more than ten years here, but except for the freshness of the year when he first entered university, he wandered around every corner of the school, and he has never been to many places since then.

Like the lawn where they are standing now, Zhou Tian still has a vague impression that the seniors and sisters seem to have said that there is a person named Lover's Slope here.

Standing here and looking at the lake, weeping willows and swans are playing. In spring, there are a lot of flowers. Lovers like to sit on the lawn here to kill time, so it has this alias.

Originally it was just an unknown lawn.

When Er Shi heard the memories in Zhou Twenties' mind, he raised the corners of his mouth happily: "Then it's very appropriate for me and A'Twenties to stand here."

On Wednesday afternoon, most students have classes, and few people come to hang out on the big lawn.

Zhou Ersi looked around, and the nearest person was also nearly a hundred meters away, so he probably couldn't hear his voice.

Zhou Twenty put his hands in his pockets, looked ahead, and gave a soft "hmm".

Looking at the unique scenery in front of him even in winter, Er Shi couldn't help sighing: "It would be great if I were a human being."

The first time he said such words, Zhou Twenties frowned subconsciously: "Why do you say that?"

Today is a sunny day, the winter sun shines on the body, bringing a little warmth.

Er Shi said slowly: "If I were a human being, maybe I would have met you when Ah Hian was just in college. We can go to school together, and I can accompany Ah Hian no matter where I go. You won't be alone. It's been so many years."

He just had an intuition that before he came, Zhou Tian must have come and gone on this campus alone, from student to researcher, ten years a day.

Hearing the regret in his tone, Zhou Twenty said with relief: "But you are not too late. Besides, if you are human, maybe we can't even be friends."

These words were not fabricated out of thin air to comfort Ershi.Zhou Ershi has always been very wary of people. If Ershi hadn't had nothing to rely on in this world except him, and if Ershi hadn't spread out his whole body and mind in front of him like a sacrifice, he would never have taken Ershi into himself. territory.

Hearing his hypothesis, Ershiyi was not comforted at all, and snorted angrily: "It's not like I can't even be a friend, Ah Twenty will definitely like me."

Zhou Twenty didn't want to argue with him, so he smiled and echoed his words: "Yes, yes, I will like you."

Er Shi turned around, approached him suddenly, opened his mouth to enclose his earlobe, and nibbled it lightly as if venting, then retreated before Zhou Twenty could react, and complained first, "Ah Twenty is perfunctory again."

The slight tingling pain in his ears seemed to have not faded away. Zhou Tian was confused by his villain's trick of suing first. He couldn't tell for a while whether he should open his mouth to reprimand him for his actions or admit his mistakes for his perfunctory words, so he froze in place. .

Er Shi bit his lower lip and snickered, trying not to make his expression look too complacent.

It took Zhou Nianlong a while to react, and he was so angry that he wanted to scratch him.If it wasn't for being outside, afraid of being seen and thought he was sick, he would have stretched out his hand long ago.

He is very sure and sure, Ershi is definitely a student!

Zhou Twenty turned around to leave, but Ershi hugged him from behind.But if outsiders were present to see this scene, it would be as if Zhou Twenty had stopped in place suddenly.

At this moment, the sound of jingle bells rang, and the students came out of the teaching building one after another.

The large lawn of the school is between the East Teaching and the West Teaching, so many students have to pass by here between classes.

Besides, the stone bridge next to Lover's Slope is the only passage on the lake, so it can be said that it is the only way to pass.

Seeing the students on bicycles getting closer, Zhou Twenty quickly said, "Let me go."

Ershi was really obedient, the arms around his waist loosened a little immediately, but his fingers were still folded in front of him, firmly imprisoning him in place, with no intention of letting him go.

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