The gods and beasts all love me [Interstellar]

"W-what...?" After hearing Liang Ye's words, the middle-aged man turned paler than paper.The insidious and cunning look just now was completely gone.

He shook his head, trying his best to put on an angry expression, but his trembling voice and pale face still revealed that he was guilty.

"You... how could you. Why do you want to check whether I cheated back then? I... the small puddle was made by me."

Liang Ye narrowed his eyes and said, "Then why didn't you submit the records and evidence of making the puddles after you finished making the puddles. You didn't let the official personnel check it out. Taking advantage of the busy period of the empire, you managed to get the first place The reward of the second prize, 70% of the right to tax.

Don't you also want to check if Lin Yu'an is cheating?The imperial government also wanted to check on you recently.Coincidentally, this time the two of you will investigate together...to find out who is cheating. "

In fact, he has long been certain in his heart that men are cheating, and even used other people's cheating as an excuse to keep his position.The flustered look, the trembling voice, and the hands that are nowhere to be placed, none of them showed the man's guilty conscience.

But without an exact investigation, Liang Ye couldn't make a conclusion.Besides, he also wanted to fight for Lin Yu'an.

Hearing this, Lin Yu'an suddenly raised his head, looked at Liang Ye, and cast grateful eyes.

The crowd discussed.

"Hurry up and check!! I believe Xiao Lin is real!"

"If you are fake, then we will pay back all our taxes!!"

"Hahaha, his face is pale! Just looking at it makes him feel guilty!"

Liang Ye turned on the optical brain and asked the assistant in the mecha to take out the soil detector that had been dusty for a long time.

"The detector can detect whether the puddles are formed naturally. Of course, even the dried up puddles can also find out the information of the year." Liang Ye said to everyone: "Everyone, please be patient."

The puddles created by middle-aged men were much uglier than Lin Yu'an's. Strictly speaking, they were not considered small puddles.

A small puddle the size of a palm, the water inside is yellow and dirty.And within a few months, it was dried by the sun.Then only the small dirt pit like a mouse hole is left, which still exists in the center of the water star square.

Liang Ye asked several assistants and a middle-aged man to check the water puddle.

The middle-aged man seemed reluctant to leave.I just stayed where I was, clutching my beer belly and saying my stomach hurts.Until the assistant general from the military department carried him away abruptly.

The crowd dispersed for a while, hoping that the greedy and corrupt official would be severely slapped in the face.

Liang Ye seemed to have something else to do, just as he was about to leave.Lin Yu'an held Liang Ye's clothes and smiled softly at him: "Thank you for helping me out..."

When Liang Ye saw the familiar young man, his brows relaxed slightly, and his heart trembled. He coughed a few times: "It should. I believe you didn't cheat. That corrupt official slandered you for cheating in order to keep his position. Don't worry, We'll take care of it."

"Thank you!"

Liang Ye looked at the barren and boundless land in front of him: "However, over the years, the empire has paid little or no attention to the water god planet. This has caused all kinds of despicable people to run rampant on it. Now, thanks to all the things you brought , the empire is paying more and more attention to the water god planet."

Lin Yu'an scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "No. By the way, what are you doing here all of a sudden?"

Liang Ye was stunned for a moment, and said softly: "Yesterday at two o'clock in the morning, the Emperor's mecha Heize, which was stored in the military headquarters, woke up. The Emperor's mecha is very special, conscious, and loyal. If the master doesn't summon it, it will fall into a trap. endless sleep,

The emperor has been missing for ten years, and the mecha has been sleeping without any movement.But today, the mecha suddenly woke up.

This means that the emperor is going to summon his mecha, and it's back..."

There was a hint of joy in Liang Ye's voice.He couldn't help shaking Lin Yu'an's shoulders, and poured out his excitement: "Do you know what the emperor's return means! With his management, the empire can become more peaceful and prosperous! We don't have to rush to the battlefield anymore.

Also, all the girls in the empire are crazy, Weibo has gone viral!The mecha is summoned, and there is movement from the emperor! "

Lin Yu'an was dumbfounded.

He thought about the photo of the emperor, um...it was really handsome.

"Congratulations!" Lin Yu'an stood on tiptoe and touched Liang Ye's head: "By the way, you haven't said what you are here for..."

"Ah... The empire detected that the origin of the mecha summons is on the water god planet. The emperor may be here. So the military department sent me to check. When I come, I will meet you by the way, and I will help you by the way. It happens to be able to find out whether the official is cheating or not."

Only the first half of Liang Ye's words echoed in Lin Yu'an's ears.

The Emperor...maybe in, on Water God? ! !

The presence of four ancient beasts is enough to choke people.This time there is another emperor.

Lin Yu'an had seen photos of the emperor shirtless before, but he still couldn't bear to look at any photos of the emperor wearing clothes.Let alone meeting real people.

Uh...

Liang Ye held Lin Yu'an's hand and said excitedly: "If I find out where the emperor is, I'll let you see him as soon as possible!! He is super nice! We have to learn from him!"

Lin Yu'an silently withdrew his hand, expressing that he was not interested.He is only interested in the town house photos of the emperor brand.

Liang Ye: "..."

The gap between the two talking.

The detection reports of small puddles in two different places came out.

The assistant gathered all the nearby water gods in an open space, and specially told everyone the result of this matter.Visible importance.

Lin Yu'an, who came late, was squeezed behind the crowd, standing on tiptoe, he could only see black heads.

Liang Ye's assistant is a young guy in military uniform.He was flipping through a stack of documents from the regular machines of the empire, and was about to announce who Lin Yu'an and the middle-aged man used cheating methods to create puddles.Is it Lin Yu'an, a middle-aged man, or neither? ?

Lin Yu'an knew that he hadn't cheated.He just wants to know if the middle-aged man is cheating.

The soil here is really barren, a place that even imperial environmentalists can't change, how can an ordinary human create a puddle here?

He is different, he does not use the power of this era.

People were talking.

The middle-aged man stood on the stage like the assistant.However, the moment the assistant picked up the microphone, he made a thud, and his whole body collapsed on the ground as if he had lost his bones, his face pale.

The assistant spoke slowly.

At the same time, this scene was photographed by some people with optical brains and uploaded to the live broadcast website.

"Because Mr. Xu Yuan, an A-level official of the empire, did not submit definite evidence and records after making the water puddles three years ago, he used the water puddles as an excuse to get the reward of the Water God Star taxation right.

Now he doubts whether the second Mr. Lin Yu'an who created the puddle cheated.

Now, we can check whether Lin Yu'an has cheated, and it is also a good time to check Mr. Xu Yuan's puddles, supplementing evidence and records. "

"The results are out.

Mr. Lin Yu'an's puddles are indeed formed naturally.Moreover, the formed puddle water source has no pollution at all and belongs to high-quality water source.This is also one of the reasons why plants can grow in his puddles.

However, the water puddle of Mr. Xu Yuan, after our inspection, the water produced in it three years ago was not formed naturally. It was filled with water in a cup and poured into it later, and then more scientific and technological means of the empire were added to create the illusion of a natural puddle. . "

Everyone: "????!!"

"Mr. Xu Yuan used improper means to gain fame and the right to collect taxes from the Water God Star as a reward. During the three-year period, he collected 300 million yuan in taxes. It far exceeded the tax collection scope stipulated by the empire. He committed a serious crime of bribery and Fraud. We have turned it over to the Empire.

Mr. Xu Yuan collected 300 million yuan in taxes. According to the law of the empire, the money will be compensated at three times the price and returned to the Water God Star.A total of 1000 million. "

Everyone: "...!!"

What kind of concept is this for the people of Water God who earn less than [-] interstellar coins a year? !

They got rich overnight!

"Finally, thank you very much for your cooperation with Mr. Lin Yu'an. First of all, we would like to thank Mr. Lin Yu'an. He is the No.1 water god who created the puddle. Without him, today's event would not have happened. Mr. Xu Yuan would still be here Run amok."

After the assistant finished speaking this set of words rigorously and clearly, he bowed deeply to the black crowd, and then told the others to take the middle-aged man who had fainted from fright to the Imperial Police Department.

Middle-aged men once thought they were extremely smart.

three years ago.He cheated the water god people's love for water and created a fake water puddle.Then, taking advantage of the imperial government's inattention, they fooled around to get rewards for making puddles and 70% of the right to collect taxes.

He watched the people on the Water god planet suffer from the huge amount of tax they collected, and he himself took the tax money and enjoyed it for three years without worrying about food and clothing.

As a result, the way of heaven is good for reincarnation.

He thought he could continue, but he didn't expect that the little trick was exposed.

You will pay a heavy price for this.

The death penalty or being sent to an alien prison for up to 60 years, or even a fine of more than 3000 million yuan...

If, when the second puddle-maker came along, he self-sufficiently relinquished his tax-collecting powers as agreed, the empire would never discover his secret.

But he is self-assertive, greedy, and wants to stabilize his position.Deliberately slander Lin Yu'an for cheating.

Unexpectedly, the fact that he cheated was revealed.

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Lin Yu'an was surrounded by the residents of the nearby Water god planet to go home.

Everyone thanked him not in general.He and his pets brought all kinds of surprises to Waterstar.

Just like what Assistant Liang Ye said, without him, there would be no puddles and saplings, Water God would not receive attention, and middle-aged men would not be arrested because of him doing such a thing.Mercury will not receive more than 1 million interstellar coins.

This series of events is enough to be recorded in the historical records of the water god planet.

Lin Yu'an's face was red, his hands were at a loss and he was clinging to the corners of his clothes, his eyes were covered with mist, his lips were slightly pursed, and he lowered his head in embarrassment.

Everyone escorted Lin Yu'an back to the small hotel.

The young man finished cooking and stood at the door of the hotel waiting for Lin Yuan.

He has good news to tell the other party.

As soon as he saw the young man, he let go of his voice and shouted loudly: "Xiao Lin!! It's raining on Xiao Wuyun!! A miracle has happened!! Come and see it first! There will be a lot of people watching later, it must be very crowded!"

When the saplings grew last time, when no one maintained order at the beginning, the crowd almost burst the small hotel.

This time... there will definitely be more people.

He wanted to let Lin Yu'an and himself have a look.

Little dark cloud is raining...

For the first time in 300 years, the dry and barren land was finally moistened.

But he didn't notice at this moment that Lin Yu'an was followed by a bunch of people...

Those people have heard the shocking news.

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After General Liang Ye's assistant's speech was uploaded to the live broadcast area of ​​the Imperial Weibo, the Internet became heated again.

Everyone expressed that this incident is really too cool - the villain should be punished.

Lin Yu'an's popularity was once again boosted by this incident, and the number of fans shot up like a rocket.reached an unprecedented 580 billion.The number of fans ranks first on the Empire Weibo list.