My Boyfriend's Life Reborn
Chapter 97
Yujiali squatted on the ground, still holding Comrade Lao Mao's face in his hands, his smile froze on his face because he was shocked to see this so-called "boss" with a unique shape.
"This...is...your...boss?" Yujiali looked down at the old cat, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the strength in his hands increased unconsciously Some.
The old cat's face hurt a little from being pinched, and while struggling, he looked uncertainly at the "boss" in front of him, "It should be... right!"
The old cat's words finally caused the "boss" to explode. He swung the crutch in his hand and slapped the old cat's buttocks, "You damn thing, how dare you be unsure?"
When the old cat heard this tone and the all-too-familiar action of the "boss" just now, how could he dare to be unsure, pushed Eucalyptus away, ran to his feet, and grabbed the "boss" Boss" trousers, as if seeing his own father, complained with snot and tears: "Boss, you are finally here. Leopard and I were bullied by them so badly!"
The "boss" kicked away the old cat who was trying to wipe the snot on his suit pants with disgust, "You useless thing, get out of here!"
But helplessly, the old cat clung to it tenaciously and refused to let go. Then he saw the uniquely shaped "boss" shaking his feet like a lice. , a top-notch "octopus cat".
Xiao Chen saw the two people twisted into a ball in front of her. This dumbfounding scene made her completely forget their situation at this time, pointing at the "boss" and shouting: "Don't tell me, this one is holding a cane and carrying a The old rabbit with the rabbit mask is your boss?"
The old cat was not happy when he heard this, let go of the boss's legs, and stood up with a "bass", "Who said our boss is an old rabbit? Our boss's appearance this time is obviously a rabbit!"
"Oops..." The old cat had just finished speaking, and he was slapped by the "boss" firmly, "Little brat, don't talk nonsense! My costume this time is Bugs Bunny!"
"Pfft" Yugali finally couldn't help laughing, "Haha... this... this is your boss? Haha... so interesting! I thought it was What a big shot, it turns out...it turns out...haha...it's an old rabbit! Haha..."
Seeing his boss being ridiculed, the old cat immediately retorted: "I told you, it's not the old rabbit anymore! It's Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny!"
"Haha... Bugs Bunny? Okay... Where's your radish, Bugs Bunny?" Eucalyptus sat down on the ground with a smile.
Although my boss will definitely make full preparations every time he changes clothes, but this time the boss only has a walking stick that he never leaves. Where did the carrot come from?
The old cat turned his head to look at his boss uncertainly. Unexpectedly, the boss at this time was unusually calm and stretched out his hand gracefully.The man in black, who followed the boss and stood behind him without saying a word, unhurriedly took out a carrot from his pocket and handed it to the boss respectfully.
"Damn, you really have it?" Yujiali felt that he was completely defeated.
At this time, the old cat put his hands on his hips and looked at Eucalyptus triumphantly, "Haha...Look, you have nothing to say, right?"
After speaking, the old cat turned his head and said flatteringly: "The boss is the boss, he has always been so handsome! Haha..."
"Don't do this with me! I haven't settled with you yet! Go get that dead guy up for me and get him out of here! You'll embarrass me!" The boss kicked the old cat's ass.
The old cat couldn't stand still and bumped into the cabinet all of a sudden.Rubbing his butt, he hurriedly helped out the unconscious Leopard. At this moment, he envied him so much. It would be great if he passed out too, so he wouldn't have to suffer so many beatings.
Xiao Chen was speechless to these unreliable people, and said coldly: "It doesn't matter if you are an old rabbit or Bugs Bunny! In short, you are their boss, right? So, please answer now Me, what is your purpose in bringing us here? And where did you get Ye Zihang now?"
They were obviously together with Ye Zihang before, but now all three of them are here, but they don't see Ye Zihang's figure.Didn't catch him?It should be impossible!But if they were caught, why didn't they lock them together?Do they have some other conspiracy?
Hearing Xiao Chen's question, the boss was obviously taken aback for a moment, then turned his head and whispered something to the man in black, and then the man in black left.
Although he couldn't see his expression because he was wearing a mask, Xiao Chen still clearly felt that the boss didn't seem to know.This made him even more confused.Is there another group of people who want to work against them?Reminiscent of the previous dream, Xiao Chen couldn't help feeling nervous, "Where did you get Ye Zihang? Tell me! What exactly do you want?"
The boss leaned on a cane, stood with his feet crossed, picked up the carrot in his hand and played it leisurely, letting it shuttle between his fingers, like a professional juggler.
While the boss was having fun, he said unhurriedly: "Ye Zihang? Hehe! Who would have thought you cared about him! I heard that you were at odds with him before? Is it the fake news that you hyped up? Hehe..."
Xiao Chen really couldn't be bothered to care about this weird-looking "old gang" like a clown in an acrobatic troupe. At this moment, she just wanted to find out what was going on, "Do you care if I get along with that kid? You just need to tell you now Whatever the purpose is, don’t talk about other nonsense!”
"Hehe!" The boss laughed twice, stopped his hands, let the carrot fall vertically on the ground, stood up straight, straightened his clothes, turned around and sat on the sofa beside him, and lowered his head in meditation.Where did this leaf go?Obviously caught him?Oops, I'll have to think about it...
Xiao Chen originally thought that he was finally going to get to the point, but after waiting for a long time, the old guy had been sitting there pretending, and had no intention of talking at all.Really too lazy to get entangled with this group of psychopaths, Xiao Chen jumped off the bed, rushed to the boss in two or three steps, and stretched out his hand to tear off his mask, "What tricks are you playing, you old rabbit? I want you to show your true form!"
Although the boss saw Xiao Chen approaching menacingly, he still didn't panic, and didn't have the slightest intention of avoiding it, he still sat firmly.At this time, another man in black who had been standing there motionless stretched out his hand to grab her arm nimbly, twisted his backhand behind her, and firmly controlled her.
Xiao Chen only felt that his arm hurt, and the next second he felt that he was tightly grasped, unable to move.Only now did he realize that although the "old rabbit" in front of him looked unreliable on the surface, he might still be a dangerous person!Just looking at his unruffled posture just now, he knew that this person should not be underestimated. Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling nervous.
Hey~ Why are you so restless?After all, he is also a villainous uncle. Don't those villainous big bosses in the movie all have some strange hobbies?How can I underestimate him because of this?Xiao Chen's heart was pounding secretly, now that he has said nothing, how can he let me go?Does it really hurt when your hand is twisted like this?
When Xiao Chen was thinking about how to deal with him, she vaguely heard something in the room, and just about to ask, she heard the man in black behind him shout softly: "Don't disturb our boss's sleep!"
"Boom!" Xiao Chen felt his glass heart shattered all over the place, he was still worried just now, he didn't know what to do?Dare the old guy fall asleep?I thought he really had such a great ability to stay calm in times of crisis?How big is this heart?Can this fall asleep?Don't he have dementia anymore?
Xiao Chen felt that he seemed to be being tricked, and his anger started from his heart, and he didn't care that his hands were twisted, so he raised his foot and kicked towards the boss.At this moment, the man in black behind him didn't expect Xiao Chen to come and dragged her back in a hurry, but because the distance was too close, it was too late to stop him, and he was about to mention the boss's chin.
Scene freeze:
Xiao Hei: (cold sweat, heart beating faster) It's over, it's over, it's dead this time.The boss can fall asleep anytime and anywhere, and he has the urge to wake up. With the character of the boss, if this bitch really disturbs his sleep (please note: here is "disturbing his sleep" rather than hurting him) , then the boss will definitely play me to death (please note that it is "play to death" here, not dead or fired).
Saori: Eyes wide open, mouth open, with a look of horror.Dead, dead, if Xiao Chen really hurt this big boss, will we be dead?Will he be XXOOed a hundred times by the bad guys in their entire society? (Obviously I watched too many AVs... Oh no, I acted too much!)
Eucalyptus: (half lying on the ground, resting his chin on his hands, looking at the boss with affectionate eyes) Wow~ This kind of wretched uncle with special hobbies and eccentric personality is the loveliest!
Xiao Chen: (eyes light up, mouth smiles) Hmph, you old man, let you sleep, I won't kick you to death this time! (Crazy with anger, completely out of my mind, forgetting about my situation)
Back to reality:
Just when Xiao Chen's toes were about one centimeter away from the boss's chin, a miracle happened.Everyone thought that the villain boss, who had fallen asleep heartlessly, the wretched boss, comrade, firmly grabbed Xiao Chen's feet.
"Ha! Ha! Xiao Hei, have you been cheated this time? I didn't fall asleep at all this time!" The boss said excitedly to the man in black, grabbing Xiao Chen's feet.
Xiao Chen felt that the man in black behind him relaxed a lot. He could see that he was very nervous just now. Could it be that this "old rabbit" is really powerful?
The boss threw off Xiao Chen's feet casually, stood up and walked in front of Xiao Chen, "Hehe, little girl, have you been deceived by me too?"
Xiao Chen looked at the expressionless rabbit mask in front of him, and felt tangled in his heart, who the hell is this?
Seeing Xiao Chen frowning without looking at him, the boss turned around and turned his back to her.I let out a deep breath in my heart, my god, it's really dangerous to fall asleep just now.This chick has a lot of strength, this kick is windy, okay, if this kick...my old life will die.But fortunately, it came with the wind, or I can't wake up in time at the critical moment?
"boss?"
"Ah?" Hearing the man in black calling him, the boss quickly returned to his senses.
"If you haven't fallen asleep, what was the slight snoring just now...?" Xiao Hei asked cautiously.
"That...? Is... Is there?" The boss was secretly angry, this little blackie, does he have to expose me?It's disgusting.
"Yes!" Xiao Hei said affirmatively. "If you don't believe me, listen carefully, what else is there now?"
"Now?" The boss's voice raised an octave, "Are you an idiot? Am I talking to you soberly now? You say there is still now?" This dead blackie, I think he is looking for death!
"No, I mean..." Seeing that the boss was in a hurry, Xiao Hei became even more nervous, and felt that something was wrong, and after a second thought, "Eh, right? Boss, Xiao Hei was wrong, Then it was really not you just now! Do you still hear the voice now?"
The boss was obviously relieved, "That's right, I'll just say it's not me!" He was secretly happy, this kid is quite good, and he changed his mouth so quickly.But don't say anything about the sound now?How fake is this?
Just as the boss was thinking about it, he vaguely heard a sound behind the seat where he was sitting just now.
At this time, everyone in the room seemed to have heard it, and their eyes were all focused on the cabinet.
The boss gave Xiao Hei a wink, and Xiao Hei let go of Xiao Chen and walked slowly to the front of the cabinet, and opened the cabinet door neatly.
"what!"
"Yezi...Hang!" Xiao Chen couldn't believe his eyes.
At this time, Comrade Xiaoye was falling asleep in the cabinet.The original expensive dress has long since disappeared, and there is not even underwear left. There are some dark red marks on the neck and chest, and some white viscous liquid still occupies the stomach and thighs, which looks horrible.
The author has something to say: I'm back!Do you miss me very much, haha...
"This...is...your...boss?" Yujiali looked down at the old cat, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the strength in his hands increased unconsciously Some.
The old cat's face hurt a little from being pinched, and while struggling, he looked uncertainly at the "boss" in front of him, "It should be... right!"
The old cat's words finally caused the "boss" to explode. He swung the crutch in his hand and slapped the old cat's buttocks, "You damn thing, how dare you be unsure?"
When the old cat heard this tone and the all-too-familiar action of the "boss" just now, how could he dare to be unsure, pushed Eucalyptus away, ran to his feet, and grabbed the "boss" Boss" trousers, as if seeing his own father, complained with snot and tears: "Boss, you are finally here. Leopard and I were bullied by them so badly!"
The "boss" kicked away the old cat who was trying to wipe the snot on his suit pants with disgust, "You useless thing, get out of here!"
But helplessly, the old cat clung to it tenaciously and refused to let go. Then he saw the uniquely shaped "boss" shaking his feet like a lice. , a top-notch "octopus cat".
Xiao Chen saw the two people twisted into a ball in front of her. This dumbfounding scene made her completely forget their situation at this time, pointing at the "boss" and shouting: "Don't tell me, this one is holding a cane and carrying a The old rabbit with the rabbit mask is your boss?"
The old cat was not happy when he heard this, let go of the boss's legs, and stood up with a "bass", "Who said our boss is an old rabbit? Our boss's appearance this time is obviously a rabbit!"
"Oops..." The old cat had just finished speaking, and he was slapped by the "boss" firmly, "Little brat, don't talk nonsense! My costume this time is Bugs Bunny!"
"Pfft" Yugali finally couldn't help laughing, "Haha... this... this is your boss? Haha... so interesting! I thought it was What a big shot, it turns out...it turns out...haha...it's an old rabbit! Haha..."
Seeing his boss being ridiculed, the old cat immediately retorted: "I told you, it's not the old rabbit anymore! It's Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny!"
"Haha... Bugs Bunny? Okay... Where's your radish, Bugs Bunny?" Eucalyptus sat down on the ground with a smile.
Although my boss will definitely make full preparations every time he changes clothes, but this time the boss only has a walking stick that he never leaves. Where did the carrot come from?
The old cat turned his head to look at his boss uncertainly. Unexpectedly, the boss at this time was unusually calm and stretched out his hand gracefully.The man in black, who followed the boss and stood behind him without saying a word, unhurriedly took out a carrot from his pocket and handed it to the boss respectfully.
"Damn, you really have it?" Yujiali felt that he was completely defeated.
At this time, the old cat put his hands on his hips and looked at Eucalyptus triumphantly, "Haha...Look, you have nothing to say, right?"
After speaking, the old cat turned his head and said flatteringly: "The boss is the boss, he has always been so handsome! Haha..."
"Don't do this with me! I haven't settled with you yet! Go get that dead guy up for me and get him out of here! You'll embarrass me!" The boss kicked the old cat's ass.
The old cat couldn't stand still and bumped into the cabinet all of a sudden.Rubbing his butt, he hurriedly helped out the unconscious Leopard. At this moment, he envied him so much. It would be great if he passed out too, so he wouldn't have to suffer so many beatings.
Xiao Chen was speechless to these unreliable people, and said coldly: "It doesn't matter if you are an old rabbit or Bugs Bunny! In short, you are their boss, right? So, please answer now Me, what is your purpose in bringing us here? And where did you get Ye Zihang now?"
They were obviously together with Ye Zihang before, but now all three of them are here, but they don't see Ye Zihang's figure.Didn't catch him?It should be impossible!But if they were caught, why didn't they lock them together?Do they have some other conspiracy?
Hearing Xiao Chen's question, the boss was obviously taken aback for a moment, then turned his head and whispered something to the man in black, and then the man in black left.
Although he couldn't see his expression because he was wearing a mask, Xiao Chen still clearly felt that the boss didn't seem to know.This made him even more confused.Is there another group of people who want to work against them?Reminiscent of the previous dream, Xiao Chen couldn't help feeling nervous, "Where did you get Ye Zihang? Tell me! What exactly do you want?"
The boss leaned on a cane, stood with his feet crossed, picked up the carrot in his hand and played it leisurely, letting it shuttle between his fingers, like a professional juggler.
While the boss was having fun, he said unhurriedly: "Ye Zihang? Hehe! Who would have thought you cared about him! I heard that you were at odds with him before? Is it the fake news that you hyped up? Hehe..."
Xiao Chen really couldn't be bothered to care about this weird-looking "old gang" like a clown in an acrobatic troupe. At this moment, she just wanted to find out what was going on, "Do you care if I get along with that kid? You just need to tell you now Whatever the purpose is, don’t talk about other nonsense!”
"Hehe!" The boss laughed twice, stopped his hands, let the carrot fall vertically on the ground, stood up straight, straightened his clothes, turned around and sat on the sofa beside him, and lowered his head in meditation.Where did this leaf go?Obviously caught him?Oops, I'll have to think about it...
Xiao Chen originally thought that he was finally going to get to the point, but after waiting for a long time, the old guy had been sitting there pretending, and had no intention of talking at all.Really too lazy to get entangled with this group of psychopaths, Xiao Chen jumped off the bed, rushed to the boss in two or three steps, and stretched out his hand to tear off his mask, "What tricks are you playing, you old rabbit? I want you to show your true form!"
Although the boss saw Xiao Chen approaching menacingly, he still didn't panic, and didn't have the slightest intention of avoiding it, he still sat firmly.At this time, another man in black who had been standing there motionless stretched out his hand to grab her arm nimbly, twisted his backhand behind her, and firmly controlled her.
Xiao Chen only felt that his arm hurt, and the next second he felt that he was tightly grasped, unable to move.Only now did he realize that although the "old rabbit" in front of him looked unreliable on the surface, he might still be a dangerous person!Just looking at his unruffled posture just now, he knew that this person should not be underestimated. Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling nervous.
Hey~ Why are you so restless?After all, he is also a villainous uncle. Don't those villainous big bosses in the movie all have some strange hobbies?How can I underestimate him because of this?Xiao Chen's heart was pounding secretly, now that he has said nothing, how can he let me go?Does it really hurt when your hand is twisted like this?
When Xiao Chen was thinking about how to deal with him, she vaguely heard something in the room, and just about to ask, she heard the man in black behind him shout softly: "Don't disturb our boss's sleep!"
"Boom!" Xiao Chen felt his glass heart shattered all over the place, he was still worried just now, he didn't know what to do?Dare the old guy fall asleep?I thought he really had such a great ability to stay calm in times of crisis?How big is this heart?Can this fall asleep?Don't he have dementia anymore?
Xiao Chen felt that he seemed to be being tricked, and his anger started from his heart, and he didn't care that his hands were twisted, so he raised his foot and kicked towards the boss.At this moment, the man in black behind him didn't expect Xiao Chen to come and dragged her back in a hurry, but because the distance was too close, it was too late to stop him, and he was about to mention the boss's chin.
Scene freeze:
Xiao Hei: (cold sweat, heart beating faster) It's over, it's over, it's dead this time.The boss can fall asleep anytime and anywhere, and he has the urge to wake up. With the character of the boss, if this bitch really disturbs his sleep (please note: here is "disturbing his sleep" rather than hurting him) , then the boss will definitely play me to death (please note that it is "play to death" here, not dead or fired).
Saori: Eyes wide open, mouth open, with a look of horror.Dead, dead, if Xiao Chen really hurt this big boss, will we be dead?Will he be XXOOed a hundred times by the bad guys in their entire society? (Obviously I watched too many AVs... Oh no, I acted too much!)
Eucalyptus: (half lying on the ground, resting his chin on his hands, looking at the boss with affectionate eyes) Wow~ This kind of wretched uncle with special hobbies and eccentric personality is the loveliest!
Xiao Chen: (eyes light up, mouth smiles) Hmph, you old man, let you sleep, I won't kick you to death this time! (Crazy with anger, completely out of my mind, forgetting about my situation)
Back to reality:
Just when Xiao Chen's toes were about one centimeter away from the boss's chin, a miracle happened.Everyone thought that the villain boss, who had fallen asleep heartlessly, the wretched boss, comrade, firmly grabbed Xiao Chen's feet.
"Ha! Ha! Xiao Hei, have you been cheated this time? I didn't fall asleep at all this time!" The boss said excitedly to the man in black, grabbing Xiao Chen's feet.
Xiao Chen felt that the man in black behind him relaxed a lot. He could see that he was very nervous just now. Could it be that this "old rabbit" is really powerful?
The boss threw off Xiao Chen's feet casually, stood up and walked in front of Xiao Chen, "Hehe, little girl, have you been deceived by me too?"
Xiao Chen looked at the expressionless rabbit mask in front of him, and felt tangled in his heart, who the hell is this?
Seeing Xiao Chen frowning without looking at him, the boss turned around and turned his back to her.I let out a deep breath in my heart, my god, it's really dangerous to fall asleep just now.This chick has a lot of strength, this kick is windy, okay, if this kick...my old life will die.But fortunately, it came with the wind, or I can't wake up in time at the critical moment?
"boss?"
"Ah?" Hearing the man in black calling him, the boss quickly returned to his senses.
"If you haven't fallen asleep, what was the slight snoring just now...?" Xiao Hei asked cautiously.
"That...? Is... Is there?" The boss was secretly angry, this little blackie, does he have to expose me?It's disgusting.
"Yes!" Xiao Hei said affirmatively. "If you don't believe me, listen carefully, what else is there now?"
"Now?" The boss's voice raised an octave, "Are you an idiot? Am I talking to you soberly now? You say there is still now?" This dead blackie, I think he is looking for death!
"No, I mean..." Seeing that the boss was in a hurry, Xiao Hei became even more nervous, and felt that something was wrong, and after a second thought, "Eh, right? Boss, Xiao Hei was wrong, Then it was really not you just now! Do you still hear the voice now?"
The boss was obviously relieved, "That's right, I'll just say it's not me!" He was secretly happy, this kid is quite good, and he changed his mouth so quickly.But don't say anything about the sound now?How fake is this?
Just as the boss was thinking about it, he vaguely heard a sound behind the seat where he was sitting just now.
At this time, everyone in the room seemed to have heard it, and their eyes were all focused on the cabinet.
The boss gave Xiao Hei a wink, and Xiao Hei let go of Xiao Chen and walked slowly to the front of the cabinet, and opened the cabinet door neatly.
"what!"
"Yezi...Hang!" Xiao Chen couldn't believe his eyes.
At this time, Comrade Xiaoye was falling asleep in the cabinet.The original expensive dress has long since disappeared, and there is not even underwear left. There are some dark red marks on the neck and chest, and some white viscous liquid still occupies the stomach and thighs, which looks horrible.
The author has something to say: I'm back!Do you miss me very much, haha...
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