Love Comes to My Bowl [Jinling Thirteen Hairpins]

Chapter 7

According to Tojo Tojo's facial paralysis attribute, he seldom smiles. As a result, when Tojo Tojo saw the corners of the mouth of Tojo Tojo who was dragged up by the Japanese on the ground, when Tojo Tojo felt a line of sight looking at him , he turned around and saw a dragged Balu glaring at him with the corners of his mouth curled up with his colorful pig-headed face with bruised nose and swollen face.

"..." Tojo Tojo, didn't he just smile!Is it necessary to stare at him with such a bitter and vengeful expression! ! !

"!!!" The pig-headed man with colorful nose, bruised face and swollen face is being dragged away, don't think I don't know if you haven't smiled!I will never forgive you! !

When Tojo Toshio walked into the big cell where Yalu was held and saw the lying corpse on the ground

"..." Tojo Tojo, Nima, it's so spectacular, there are 381 lying corpses lying on the ground in a mess!At a glance, there is a large area of ​​wood!Did you scare him when you first came in?He thought that the Japanese discovered his abnormal preparations and destroyed him humanely! !

"!!!" Behind Hasegawa, Nima is so spectacular! !He's almost freaking out! ! !Ah hey, little brothers, don't you know how to be tidy when you are ashamed!This mess looks like a mass grave, isn't it! ! !Decisively give you bad reviews! ! !

"You all go down." Tojo Tojo said to Hasegawa and the soldiers behind him.

"Hi! Major General!" Major General, you are my idol!I have always obeyed my idols!

Tojo Toshio walked over many lying corpses to the side of the eight road staring at him just now, squatted down, and just looked at Yang Xu like this, Yang Xu also stared fearlessly with his frog eyes that had been beaten to the point Tojo Toshio.

"..." Tojo Toshio, didn't he just want to have a 'whisper' with this Balu...does it need to continue to stare at him with such a bitter and vengeful expression! !

"!!!" Yang Xu continued to stare at Tojo Toshio, hum!There really isn't a single good person in Little Japan!Even an angry and resentful commander-in-chief Bit is a scumbag! ! !Don't think he doesn't care about laughing at them over and over again! !I stare!I stare! !I continue to stare! ! !Look at me or not, I'll stare at you!

"..." Tojo Tojo, who continued to stare at him, Tojo Tojo kicked the black line on his head and swished out!This wretched young man with a bruised nose and a bloody face, please stop staring at me! ! !Do you know how annoying you are now! !He has already risked great reluctance to condescend and condescend to want to talk to him, what else does he want! ! !

"!!!" Yang Xu continued to stare.

"Stare at me again and I'll goug out your eyes!"

"!!!" Nima Little Japan is really ruthless!His new injury has not healed yet, and he wants to goug his eyes again! !

"Don't think I'm really afraid, do you want to try?" Tojo Tojo pulled off his white gloves gracefully, moved his five fingers and said to Yang Xu.

"QAQ" Nima, you little Japanese know how to bully the small, the strong, the weak, the tall, the short, and the fat! ! !No, it's thin!

Tojo Toshio put on his gloves again, approached Yang Xu and was about to talk to him...

"!!!" What are you doing so close to me!What are you doing! !I don't like you!Although you are so handsome, QAQ, but in view of the fact that Chinese and Japanese have no future together, what are you doing!

"You're trying to stare, eh?!" Tojo Tojo said softly to Yang Xu who was staring at him in a sinister tone.

"Wo Mu has boarded you!!! I am selfish and amazed that Ni Liwo is so tight!!!"

"speak English!"

"Isn't the old paper Soder benevolent and unreasonable to plan!!!"

"Shut up!" Tojo Tojo felt a little headache, leaned over to Yang Xu's ear and whispered to him, "I'm an undercover agent!"

"(⊙o⊙)" you you you...

"..." Tojo Tojo, it's good to have big eyes!Staring at people is scary! ! !

"!!!" Someone who was still surprised

"..." The major general who remained speechless

"Eat it! The fortune-telling member Zuo Nuli did not recognize the door!"

"???" Tojo Tojo

"!!!" Yang Xu, who was staring at his frog eyes, wasn't an undercover agent!Give Lao Tzu a slogan!

"Speak human!" Tojo Toshio felt that he couldn't bear it anymore... What the hell should I do if I want to beat this guy up!

"Yes! Mouth! Number!" Yang Xute said to Tojo Tojo, who was not in a good mood, clearly articulating every single word.

"..." Tojo Toshio, should he be thankful that this guy finally speaks human words, or should he mourn that he doesn't know the so-called slogan at all...

"!!!" Say it, say it, say it quickly!Aren't you awesome!Want to lie to me?There are no doors!No, there are no windows! !

"..."

"!!!"

"...I can speak Chinese...Fluency is Chinese"

"!!!"Huh?I won't tell you I just found out!But even if you can speak Chinese, it’s so swollen to be fluent in Chinese! !Let me tell you, I can speak eight languages! !

Tojo Tojo looked at Yang Xu who obviously didn't believe him, and solemnly said to Yang Xu in authentic Beijing dialect: "I can also speak Beijing dialect."

"..." Yang Xu, what does this mean? ! ! !

"Sichuan dialect"

"..." Yang Xu

"Cantonese"

"..." Yang Xu

"Minorities Uyghur and Hui"

"..." Yang Xu

"..."

"..." Yang Xu

"Say a word, won't you?"

"Cough cough" Yang Xu felt his throat a little itchy

"..."

Tojo Toshio got up, and was about to walk away to ask other people around, but he heard Yang Xu who was underground said to him in a hoarse voice: "Watch away!! I just broke my throat! I can't speak! Now OK."

"..." Tojo Tojo, you wanted to cough your throat just now! ! !Is it fun to play me? ! !If you can't speak, tell me, what are you going to do if you don't say anything! ! !Are you happy to see me talking to myself alone!Are you proud!Do you have a sense of accomplishment?

Tojo Toshio looked condescendingly at Yang Xu on the ground, his dark eyes getting deeper and deeper.

"!!!"concave!Don't think I will be afraid of you if you look at me with such terrifying eyes!Tell you, we Chinese people will not succumb to evil forces! ! !However, Huanjiao was still afraid of being swollen and breaking QAQ, "I...why should I trust you?"

"I can help you escape."

"..."

"..."

"Look, gun!"

"Aw! Brother, are you a juggler! It must not be my hallucination to conjure up a pistol every minute, right, right!!!"

"..." Tojo Tojo, "Is that so?" Then he conjured a pistol out of thin air.

"Concave!" Yang Xu's mouth can hold an egg now!Brother, you must have been a juggler before, right?

The corner of Tojo Tojo's mouth twitched, he would never admit that he understood the expression on the face of this bastard with a colorful nose, a bruised nose and a swollen face!

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