Love Comes to My Bowl [Jinling Thirteen Hairpins]

When Tojo Tojo took a boat for more than ten days, a train for a few days, and a car for more than ten hours, he finally arrived in Nanjing. That day was December 1937, 12. When Tojo Tojo knew this time, he The whole person is not well.Because December 15 happened to be the day when Jinling Shisanchai was arrested!Immediately, Tojo Toshio kicked off the driver, and then he sat on it himself, and drove the car to the Japanese military camp at a speed of 12 kilometers per hour.

When Tojo Tojo arrived at the Japanese military base camp, he ran to the military building and opened the door to see thirteen "female students" in nun uniforms singing, and several Japanese officers sat and listened, but this No matter how the lyrics sound, they are wrong.

"I have a love, sing it to the princes

Ladies and gentlemen, calm down, calm down

Let me sing a Qinhuai scene

Sing carefully and sing for you all

The Qinhuai River flows slowly, from Pangu to the present

The splendor in the south of the Yangtze River and the elegance of Jinling.”

"(Asshole! Didn't I say that no one is allowed to come in!)" Hasegawa was listening to the song and was awakened by the sound of the door opening.

Tojo Toshio took off his white gloves, took out an envelope from his coat pocket, and said to Hasegawa: "(I am Tojo Tojo, the third son of Army General Tojo Hideki, my father ordered me to carry out this task. The second invasion of China, and I was ordered to be the highest executive officer of this operation, and I will be appointed as a major general immediately!)”

"(Hi! Major General!)" Hasegawa took the envelope from Tojo Tojo, and solemnly gave a military salute to Tojo Toshio.

Tojo Toshio nodded, and said to Hasegawa: "(Send those 13 girls to my residence.)"

All the Japanese soldiers: Major General Feelings, you ran to us so panting because you heard that there are 13 virgins here!But can you handle 13 virgin major generals alone?Can't we leave two for our brothers!No, one will do!We have hard work without credit!Brothers have been waiting for a whole day!With a single word of affection, you have robbed our brothers of a night of hard work!

Qinhuai Girl A: Such a handsome major general!

Qinhuai female second: Oh my god, this is much better than those Japanese who crack dates in winter melons!

Qinhuai Girl C: Handsome brother, please take a fruit photo!Find a fit!

George Chen: I...QAQ

When Hasegawa brought these "female students" to Tojo Tojo's residence, it was already getting dark. Tojo Tojo looked at the thirteen "female students" in the living room, most of them were looking at him, only A "female student" hid at the back with his head lowered and his shoulders shrunk. Tojo Tojo walked towards the timid "female student". He was a little excited, unbelievable, but more pleasantly surprised. He just got up and wanted to leave Enter "her" side...

"(Report to the major general!...)" Can you keep a few virgins for your buddies, no, one is fine!

"(Shut up!)" The emotions he had finally brewed up!

"(yes!)"

Tojo Toshio slowly walked towards the thin figure, and slowly stretched out his right hand to touch George Chen's chest.

Well, flat.

Then, under the sunken eyes of a group of Japanese soldiers and the eyes of a group of Qinhuai women, he still slowly touched Chen Qiaozhi's body.

All Japanese soldiers: So the major general loves this one! (▽｀) They don’t see it because they have no breasts

Qinhuai Girl A: Ah hello!There is no future for being gay!

Qinhuai Girl B: Put down that little boy and come at me!

Qinhuai Girl C: This makes us swollen as the boss!

George Chen: QAQ I'm dead!

Tojo Toshio pulled off the wig on Chen Qiaozhi's head, and under the eyes of the group of Japanese soldiers and Qinhuai women who couldn't bear to look straight at him, he picked up Chen Qiaozhi and walked upstairs.

All Japanese soldiers: Major General, we wrongly blamed you!So you don't like soft girls!

Qinhuai Female A: Blind my titanium and dog eyes!

Qinhuai Girl B: Blind my titanium gold and dog eyes﹢1!

Qinhuai Girl C: Blind my titanium gold and dog eyes﹢2!

All the Japanese soldiers: But Major General, is it really okay for you to just let us in your living room like this!We really really don't want to hear your corner!

All Qinhuai women: ...

The next day

As soon as Tojo Toshio opened the door, he saw the people in his living room all looking at him.Tojo Tojo's hand buttoning his shirt paused for a moment.

All the Japanese soldiers: Major General, you are mighty and domineering!He is so powerful that he is comparable to Geptachor One Night!This is why our instant shooters dare not climb high!

Qinhuai Girl A (glances at Tojo Tojo's lower body): What a man!

Qinhuai female second (glances at Tojo Tojo's lower body): What a man!

Qinhuai female third (glances at Tojo Tojo's lower body): What a man!

George Chen: I'm really dead QAQ

Seeing the admiring gazes of those Japanese soldiers and the gazes of those Qinhuai women looking at his lower body, Tojo Tojo's face darkened for a moment.

"(Why are you still here!!)" Tojo Tojo said angrily to the people in the living room downstairs, who would be in a good mood after listening to the erotic sex all night!

"(Reporting to the major general, you didn't tell us to leave.)"

"..." They don't understand!

"(Leave these women to clean the house for me, you all go back to me!)"

"(Yes, Major General!)" Major General, you really are big and easy to feed!Ye Yu Thirteen Girls, oh, no!It's twelve girls plus one boy, can you grind iron pillars into needles, okay?Are you really a real man to occupy all the soft girls like this!

Qinhuai female A: I said that there is no future in the base, major general, you figured it out in one night, you are really too manly ヽ(*｀)ノ

Qinhuai Girl B: Major General, come at me!Love the princess hug me!

Qinhuai Girl C: Oh, (＾＾) Do we guys still have jobs?

"Put away your disgusting expressions, I really want you to clean the house."

A row of crows flew past the window. . .

Qinhuai Female A: Major General, you have a solid future!

Qinhuai Girl B: Major General, come at me!I don't mind!

Qinhuai Girl C: QAQ I don't live anymore!

"Also, your main job is to help me keep an eye on George. If he disappears or loses a hair, I will kill you all. Oh, no, it is to remove the bones first, then peel the skin and then scrape the flesh, no This is the end of obedience, want to try it?"

"Major General, don't worry, we will definitely take good care of our little brother, and we will never let him lose a hair." Major General QAQ is so scary!It's dangerous here!Ma Ma, we are going back to the brothel!What's so great about a major general who can speak Chinese!

"Well, that's the end of my words, you can take care of yourself." Tojo Tojo finished speaking and didn't look at the Qinhuai girls downstairs, but turned to the kitchen. After this intercourse, it's better to drink some plain porridge.

Seeing that Tojo Tojo didn't pay attention to them any more, those Qinhuai girls went about their own business in the living room.However, when the Qinhuai girls saw that they were mighty, domineering, handsome and rich, and the femme fatale major general brought two bowls of porridge back to the room in person, their expressions were all sunken!

Qinhuai Female A: What should I do if it is swollen?People feel like they are in love!

Qinhuai Girl B: What a man!Powerful, domineering, handsome, golden, gentle, a good man who can cook at home!Cool love come to my bowl!

Qinhuai Girl C: Ugh...I won't tell you about being killed in seconds!

When Tojo Toshio pushed the door and walked in, Chen Qiaozhi hadn't woken up yet, no one would be able to wake up after being tossed all night!Tojo Toshio put the white porridge in his hand on the table, picked up one of the bowls and said softly to George Chen who was sleeping soundly: "George, get up, let's eat something for stomach first." George Chen turned over, No bird Tojo Tojo.Tojo Tojo looked at Chen Qiaozhi's snow-white shoulder and put down the porridge in his hand, and touched Chen Qiaozhi's back with some emotion.

George Chen: He doesn't want to wake up either, okay?Last night was really scary and violent!Don't touch me like this, I'm really scared! QAQ, can we discuss it, sleep first and then eat, okay?Don't touch it, I can't eat it!

"Well, I...I want to get dressed..." It was still soft and Nuo Nuo's voice.

"It's okay, we'll finish eating soon."

"QAQ" Is it okay if I don't wear it!Don't look at me like that!

After George Chen finished his porridge, Tojo Tojo also picked up his bowl of porridge that was about to go cold and ate it.After eating, Tojo Toshio took off all his clothes and climbed onto the bed and continued to sleep with George Chen in his arms.

George Chen: Major General, can you not take off your clothes?You can hug me without taking off your clothes!You can't sleep with me like this! QQ

"Can you...can you not take off your clothes?"

"You slept with me last night, it's not good to dislike me like this."

"..." I didn't dislike you, okay! QQ

"But... can I not... hug me?" You can't fall asleep if you hug me like this!

"One day a couple is a hundred days of kindness, not all couples are like this."

"QAQ" I'm a man, okay?

"No... don't push me, okay?" You can't fall asleep even more if you push me like this!

"It's okay, I don't do anything." Tojo Tojo said and hugged Chen Qiaozhi's arm tightly.

"..." I couldn't breathe. . .

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