[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

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Today is still working overtime, so I finished writing the update before working overtime.

Repeat, people spend a lot of time on repetitive labor is the most excessive, ah! ! ! !Just thinking about the meaningless repetitive work to do makes the whole person irritable! ! !

Thanks to reader "Mochen", reader "Law", thank you for your support.

To explain, Tsujimura Mizuki's rumored novel about seeing Bungo Stray Dog, except that she once met Rabbit Zaji, which is a personal compilation, most of the others can be found from the novel.

It is for this reason that Mori Ogai has been avoiding Chuya Nakahara to see the supernatural powers of the chief of the special affairs department before the setting of this article, and does not give the other party a chance to find out.

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Nothing good will happen when you meet Osamu Dazai. If conditions permit, Ango Sakaguchi would like to stick this life creed on his desk to remind himself repeatedly.

However, due to the confidentiality level of his work and the nostalgia in his heart for the years when the three of them drank and chatted, this idea has been going back and forth in his mind countless times in recent years, and he still cannot be cruel to put it into practice.

So even today he still has to face Dazai Osamu, a refreshing and energetic devil.

"Well, well, Ango, if you don't say thank you, you should thank our detective agency and Dr. Yosano." The refreshing and energetic devil put his hand on his chin and pretended to think for a while, then said, "And what else should I do?" Thank you very much, Chuya, she has solved a lot of secret troubles for you these years, she has used a favor to such an extent, even I can't help but envy the difference between people. .”

Osamu Dazai has this ability, he can speak in a seemingly casual tone until people understand the meaning of his threat.

Don't bother Zhongye if you have nothing to do, he said clearly.

Nakahara once owed Ango Sakaguchi a favor. After Osamu Dazai defected and disappeared, she spent a lot of energy and time to find him who also showed his defection. In fact, she was able to regain it through the transaction between the Supernatural Secret Service and PortMafia. Ango Sakaguchi, who paid for his return to public office, asked him for the whereabouts of Osamu Dazai.

Leaking the whereabouts of the protector is of course a violation of the confidentiality agreement of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, but out of guilt for her former friends, it is confirmed that Nakahara will not be detrimental to Osamu Dazai, and she is also capable enough to prevent her actions from being exposed. After others found out, Ango Sakaguchi told her the location of Osamu Dazai on the condition that "you owe me a favor".

That was the starting point of the friendship between these two people. In the next few years, based on that "human relationship", the two parties will look to the other party for certain things when certain affairs cannot be completed solely by the Secret Service/Mafia. It may be reported that there is no distinction between black and white, but this is the characteristics of the Far East. PortMafia has a license to open with special abilities, so such cooperation is allowed.

After coming and going, the two of them developed a little more of a friendship between social animals on the working level in private.After all, compared to the slacker in front of the detective agency, Miss Ye is the last model of conscience in PortMafia, who works diligently and conscientiously.

So, facing the prickly words of his old friend who seemed to praise reality and reveal subtle jealousy, Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, and abruptly said the sentence "Dazai-kun, you are 22 years old instead of 16 years old, why are you still in love with me as before?" Jealous of Miss Zhongye's differential treatment." The complaint was held back.

Enough is enough!I know that the two of you are sleeping in the same bed, so don't deliberately fish for the law enforcement to trick the single dog out of the shark.

"Indeed, Ms. Nakaya has helped me a lot. I have always been very grateful to her, that's why we have this meeting, Dazai-kun." Ango Sakaguchi emphasized, "Otherwise, even if you want to ask for compensation for solving [the combination], That was also paid off when the Supernatural Special Affairs Division gave Yumeno Hisaku an amnesty. Speaking of which, is that Yumeno Hisaku-kun still okay now?" When he was in PortMafia, he occasionally heard about the young spirit managed by Osamu Dazai People with supernatural powers, the other party can walk into the sun, regardless of public or private positions, Ango Sakaguchi agrees.

"Kusaku is doing well now, the kids are bald every day when they are studying for exams, and occasionally they get angry with Mr. Ranpo, life is wonderful." Osamu Dazai said casually.

Although Edogawa Ranpo is an adult, he has a child-like heart. He was the first person to meet the president, so he has a baby-like plot for Fukuzawa Yukichi who wakes him up and restrains himself. This time Osamu Dazai stuffed a real child, Hisaku Yumeno, into the detective agency, and Fukuzawa Yukichi's DNA of teaching and educating people moved.The guardian's attention has been divided into a sense of chaos and crisis. Real children and fake adults get together, sometimes forming an alliance against confiscated snacks, and sometimes fighting for the president's praise. They are really detectives. The boring daily life of the society brings new fun.

"But Ango, apart from [combination], have you forgotten [Dragon]?" Dazai Osamu "kindly" reminded him that Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's ability [Ryuhiko no Mama] replaced him to preserve his own consciousness , and has been collecting the abilities of supernatural beings from various countries for several years, such troubles will turn into a disaster sooner or later if left unattended.

That's why Osamu Dazai thought about using the [combination] to lead the opponent back to Yokohama for a one-time solution. After all, in Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's script, the white fog was set up in Yokohama to cause a crisis, which attracted Osamu Dazai to come to solve it. , and then taking the opportunity to assassinate the other party to seize the ability was his own arrangement, and what Osamu Dazai did in it was only to speed up the process slightly.

Ango Sakaguchi's lenses are slightly reflective.Indeed, the settlement of [Dragon] was another private deal between the Supernatural Secret Service Division and Osamu Dazai, which was not made public or even recorded verbally.After the vehicle where he and Dazai were in was attacked by a combination and caused a car accident, Ango Sakaguchi found a small part that was deformed by the impact from the malfunctioning airbag ejection device-the culprit that caused the airbag to fail.

His ability is [Theory of Depravity], which can read the remaining memory on the object. Through this, he read the hidden second transaction that Osamu Dazai wanted him to see.

The reason why he couldn't resort to words and had to use such oblique forms was because the trade partner he wanted to meet was "dead" on the surface.

"I haven't forgotten, Dazai-kun, so please follow me next."

The stronghold of the Special Forces Division in Tokyo is disguised as a library.

Pass through the corridor of this building disguised as a rural library, enter the library that is not open to the public, trigger one of the organs on the slightly old white wall, and come to the closely guarded underground of the Supernatural Secret Service Section.

——A top-secret place unknown to the vast majority of members of the supernatural spy department. Perhaps every organization has one or two secrets that cannot be humane to the outside world.

Osamu Dazai, who was walking among them, thought this way, perhaps thinking of Verlaine, he slightly curled his lips.

The two of them went through multiple surveillance, voice and pupil recognition systems, and after strict inspection by the guards, they finally arrived at the destination of their trip, the large underground library located in the underground of the Ability Secret Service Section.

"Although I don't know how you found out about that person's existence, but... this is a top secret, I hope you understand this, Dazai-kun." Leading the person to the library, Ango Sakaguchi stopped, warning and reminding him: "If there is any leak or threat to the stronghold, you will be killed on the spot."

"Hey, Ango, will I make mistakes when I do things?" Facing the kindness of old friends, Osamu Dazai easily rolled his eyes, waved to him, and then walked in.

The main body of the basement is a white library.

Different from the public library that is disguised on the upper floor and open to the public, there are many bookshelves here, and precious books from all over the world are collected on it.

Beside a large desk near the entrance, sat a woman with a calm demeanor.She is about forty to fifty years old, and her black hair with a few white hairs is simply tied into a ponytail.

In the entire library, there is only the sound of this woman flipping the pages of the book. Time seems to be frozen here, only the knowledge as vast as the sea, and the deep space that can't be seen at a glance.

Osamu Dazai walked over and sat on the seat opposite the woman, he waited quietly and patiently.

Until the other party finally finished reading, she raised her head and looked at the person with pale eyes: "You are not from the Supernatural Secret Service." This is the first sentence.

"Tantian Shantouhuo mentioned you to me." This is the second sentence.

"I haven't seen you for many years, kid." This is the third sentence.

"Also, it's great to see you alive, Ms. Tsujimura Fukatsuki." Osamu Dazai responded with a smile.

The lady named Tsujimura Fukatsuki who lived in this huge underground secret room for many years has the same name as the young assistant Tsujimura Fukatsuki who followed Ango Sakaguchi.There is a reason for this, the relationship between the two is mother and daughter, although even now, the little Ms. Tsujimura Fukatsuki, and most of the people who know it in this world, think that the older one is dead.

Nearly six years have passed since the trace of the other party disappeared from the world.

Osamu Dazai knew that the Ms. Tsujimura Fukatsuki in front of her was the most outstanding member of the Supernatural Special Affairs Division—she, who possessed the killing ability "Yesterday's Shadow", was a better supernatural combat expert than Izumi Kyoka's parents.She cooperates with Taneda Shantou, who has the ability to "master the content of the supernatural powers activated at close range". During the cooperation between the light and the dark, countless supernatural criminals and overseas supernatural spies have been fighting here.However, perhaps because of this, Ms. Tsujimura Fukatsuki, who has established too many enemies, had to turn from the light to the dark, and escaped the public's sight by setting up a suspended animation.

But six years ago, when Mori Ogai took over as the leader of PortMafia, he was still selected by him as an accomplice. Osamu Dazai, who witnessed the death of the former mafia leader, met this lady once - the reason is very simple, he is [human Disqualification]'s anti-abilities, the ability is unprecedented even in the birthplace of the abilities in Europe, and it is extremely normal for the Ability Secret Service to notice and try it out.

Perhaps from the face of the refreshing young man in front of him, he found the shadow of the thin boy with white bandages and oversized black coat in the past, Tsujimura Fukatsuki showed a polite smile.

"You're still so good at sweet talk, kid, do you still want to embrace death for the purpose of coming to me?" She closed the book, straightened her hair, and asked the child if she could let him die without pain when they met for the first time. Common, she was so impressed with each other.

"Staying in this endless world is tiresome, but for the time being, let's continue to stay." Osamu Dazai said in an unpredictable tone.

That is to say, there are still people or things in this world worthy of his stop, Tsujimura Mizuki smiled a little more genuinely.

I didn't ask the other party how to infer her survival, the answer is there: the child of the Quan couple was said to have been taken in by PortMafia during the ups and downs and received a relatively good education. The other party is now a frequent visitor of the Armed Detective Agency. "Yasha Shirayuki is Mrs. Izumi's ability", and "the time when she obtained the ability is much closer to the time when Tsujimura Mizuki died", it is very simple to deduce that she still exists in the world.

"Since that's the case, there is no need for more polite words. What do you want from me?" The other party came here in such a way, of course they have something to ask for, they are all smart people, and they can directly propose exchange conditions with each other .

"The preparation factor that can deal with future storms," ​​Osamu Dazai said, "Let's put it this way, I hope to find a way [to allow the ability to attach to others for a period of time]."

This is indeed a secret that only Tsujimura Fukatsuki knows, a secret technique that can pass on supernatural powers.

She sat there with a smile, neither agreeing nor refusing, just waiting for the young man in front of her to say his reason.

"As for the reason, ah, isn't that what you all should know, everyone from the Supernatural Secret Service who are already sitting in the crater." Osamu Dazai responded with the same calm but soulless smirk: "You were the ones who opened that box first. , the box called Disaster."

Tsujimura Fukatsuki, including the farming chief who was watching everything here through the surveillance camera, all unnaturally unbalanced breathing at this moment.

Osamu Dazai already knew it, he knew the biggest secret that the Supernatural Secret Service Section was trying to hide.

[Book] exception.

[The written content will become reality], the role of the book is so powerful, only a logical and complete story is needed, and everything in the story will be presented in reality.

What a powerful, miraculous existence.After getting the [book] by accident, at first they just tore off a page and began to experiment with the limitations of their abilities, cautiously and mentally, gradually, they began to feel dissatisfied, trying to write more and even change the established facts.When someone finally reached out to the body of the [book] and tried to go further, the greedy ones were punished, and they triggered the singularity on the body of the [book] that had not been affected by the nullification of the ability.

Just like when it suddenly appeared, [Book] disappeared without warning from the strictest monitoring of the Supernatural Secret Service, but——

"People are the worst at keeping secrets. Even a dead person still has ways to make him open his mouth and tell all his secrets." Osamu Dazai said the terrible truth in a gentle tone.

Therefore, even though the Ability Secret Service Division tried to cover up the news with various means at the first time, including the method of silencing the insider, the news of [Book] was still known by those who wanted to, which broke the end of the war. One of the traitors wrote it himself to cover up the logical loop of the story's original presupposition.

When all the people in the world forget [the book], the secrets of the past will no longer exist in the world.

On the contrary, when a certain number of people know it, the secret will gradually lose its secret-keeping effect.

In the beginning, it was the betrayer, the death of the supernatural technician [David Herbert Lawrence], who was suddenly known to the world.

Afterwards, the bell tower attendants, including some European psychics, began to recall the lost [book].

Interested people spread the news to various channels. In order to prove whether it is true, [Rat of the Dead House] and the bell tower attendant jointly launched a reward, using this layout to trick the big guy [Group] to come to Yokohama to make a fuss.

If it really exists, it will definitely be revealed when Yokohama burns down.

During [DeadApple], the joke that the Knight Commander of the Clock Tower sent a person with the ability to burn the city to stop the spread of the singularity was not entirely a joke, she was serious, if it was really possible.

"After [the group], what kind of storm will come? As the first to open the box, you who dare not stand on the front line to admit it, shouldn't you be prepared for it?" Osamu Dazai asked road.

Tsujimura Shenyue could only smile wryly upon hearing this.

"You are right, smart boy, we can only apologize for this." She seemed to have aged a lot at that moment, and her calmness and restraint could not support their hearts.

They once had unrealistic fantasies, but they were completely broken before they could take shape.

"Don't say the same thing as a politician, bow and [I'm so sorry] dramas don't you see enough on TV?" Osamu Dazai sharply pointed out, "Before things get to the worst point, make it up as much as possible Bar."

"..." But they couldn't get the [book] out, and no one knew where it was.

Tsujimura Shenyue was silent, and finally, she said: "I can give you the method you want, but, young man, if it is not directly related by blood, that kind of attachment cannot last long, and it is very dangerous to the user himself. As keen as she is, of course she can realize that Osamu Dazai wants to do something dangerous in such a way.

"That's enough." Osamu Dazai finally replied.

Leaving from the stronghold of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, perhaps because he threatened those guys overtly and covertly, the other party was so cautious that he didn't even prepare a car back to Yokohama.

Walking out of the library and walking slowly along the main road, Osamu Dazai calculated the possibility of jumping into the river beside the road and floating all the way back to Yokohama.

If Chuya really doesn't come to pick him up, well, wait for her for another 10 minutes, no more.

Thinking so, he heard the impatient car horns coming from the side of the road.

"What the hell, bastard Dazai, do you think I'm a driver? You know I'm very busy." Zhongya Nakahara rolled down the car window with an impatient face, and she took her mobile phone and sent text messages crackling , I still have dark circles under my eyes - because I went to the high seas to deal with the funeral of cadre A in the middle of the night last night.

"Get in the car, bastard, there's something wrong with the [Manhassett] court over there, Fitzgerald that messed up bastard, I wouldn't have given us a 20% stake if he gave us advance notice So forgive him..." Nakahara Nakaya shouted at Osamu Dazai while talking.What sent a text message on the mobile phone saying that he went to Tokyo to visit Ango, and what said that he wanted to return to Yokohama during lunch. Damn, does this guy really think he is an on-call driver? ! ! !

Seeing the other party's annoyed expression, Osamu Dazai happily rolled his eyes and showed his first real smile today: "Hey, what is it that bothers our young lady so much~ Is it because the mousse cake I made earlier failed? ? Let me just say, you can’t do such fine workmanship~” With that said, he opened the door on the side of the co-pilot and sat in.

"Absolutely not! Dazai Osamu, you are not allowed to slander me!!!"

"It's obviously ugly~" As wished, he took out a fresh mousse cake from the car freezer, Osamu Dazai said in distaste, and first dug a spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth.

"But the taste is barely strong." He commented.

"...If you have the ability to dislike you, don't eat it!!!" If it wasn't because he couldn't spare his hands, Zhong Yuanzhong really wanted to smear the cake with this picky ghost.