[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

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Dazai Osamu, who didn't know that he would receive a "surprise" from his seniors as long as he returned home, took Nakahara Nakaya and slipped out of the PortMafia building without disturbing any monitoring. Similar things have been done by "double black" before, After all, the work during the construction period of PortMafia would never be finished. The leader, Mori Ogai, paid his subordinates a lot of salaries and bonuses, and it was really hard to squeeze them who were underage at the time.

The two, who didn't drive or turn on the car, walked to take the tram first. After 20 minutes, the elder and the younger sat in the restaurant they were familiar with before and prepared to order a brunch.

It is a restaurant close to the seaside harbor. It is quite close to the port and is located on the side of the main traffic road. Because it is open 24 hours and the quality of the meals in the morning, lunch and evening is not bad, it once became the canteen for the two blacks after they finished their missions at various times. .

The owner of the shop is a European who makes good coffee, so the aroma of roasted coffee beans permeates the shop at any time.In the past, ordering a cup of coffee and a meal after finishing the bad work schedule at midnight, and going back to work after eating was the most used daily routine of the two of them.

Although the two of them skipped work this time, the main purpose of coming here was to fill their stomachs.

For Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya, working all night is very common, but it is impossible not to eat, no matter how you think about it.

The two of them were sitting in the corner of the store not near the window. The restaurant was decorated in an old-fashioned style because it was a weekday, and there were diners in twos and threes.

The newly served thinly sliced ​​roast beef with lemon black pepper sauce tastes rich but not greasy. Warm toasted cheese with boiled soft-boiled eggs is also a classic and time-tested combination. In addition, they also ordered Osamu Dazai’s personal preference Nakahara thought she couldn't eat crab cakes, but she was ten years old on the outside, so she pushed her share to the other party as soon as the dish was served, and she focused on adding fresh food to the coffee cup first. Milk.

"I haven't visited this restaurant for almost three years, but there are so many more dishes. It's really impressive how time flies." Osamu Dazai took the plate from goodness, and first tasted the roast beef. The taste of lemon and black pepper was very strange.

"That's because you spent the past two years in Hokkaido drinking the northwest wind, and you are a ghost if you can come." Nakahara Nakahara also cooperated with complaining about Osamu Dazai, squatting in Hokkaido for nothing, and the Supernatural Secret Service Division is also enough ghosts. Back then She was almost choked with the cold when she ran there.

"You make it sound like you've been here a lot these past few years?" Osamu Dazai asked back.

"Hmm..." Nakahara thought about it seriously, and then said, "It's more than you anyway." She said this confidently. Although she often traveled to Europe for a few months in those two years, at least she still returned to Yokohama. Debriefing or something.

After she finished pouring the fresh milk, she wanted to add sugar cubes to the coffee. The originally simple movements became a little difficult because of her shrinking figure.

Before Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but want to use the ability to make the jar fly, Osamu Dazai, who had seen enough of the good show, held back a smile and pushed the jar of cube sugar to her, in exchange for the little girl who was not threatening because of her shrinking age A hard stare.

It may be because the age of the body has been reduced, and even the five senses of the person have become sharper. After adding a cube of sugar, the coffee is still bitter and touching, and it is still hot. Zhongyuan also frowned subconsciously. He stuck out his tongue quietly, then added two cubes of sugar into it without hesitation, stirred it quickly, and took another sip.

Woo!This time it was too sweet!

The fluffy-dressed orange-haired girl stared at the coffee in her hand with disgust, as if she had a sworn feud with her.

Osamu Dazai used a knife and fork to cut the fried crab cakes thrown by Nakahara Chuya on his dinner plate. After seeing this scene, he pushed the cup of coffee in his hand to her before Chuya fried his hair, and shouted The waiter pours another glass.

The waiter on the morning shift is not their old acquaintance, they just think they are father and daughter or brother and sister. Looking at Osamu Dazai's handsome face, she reminds the children not to drink coffee/coffee and recommends hot milk in a gentle voice , Dazai Osamu agreed with a smile, while Nakahara Nakaya, who was regarded as a child, lowered his head and played with a sugar cube bowl.

"So, what's next? What are the arrangements, and how do you need to match your next plan?" Zhong Yuanzhong, who only put two sugar cubes to satisfy his taste this time, also took a sip of coffee, squinted his eyes very satisfied, and started Take the knife and fork to cut the poached eggs.

"Hmm... well," Dazai Osamu thought for a while pretending to be pondering, "Of course it is to let people who want to see you like you see you now." He waved his fingers and continued to be a riddle.

"But before that," Osamu Dazai announced with a smile: "Let's go back to rest and sleep~ We've been busy all night, and working overtime will be exhausting~" Besides, we need to give the other party some time for temporary arrangement.

He propped his head up to see Nakahara Chuya's angry face, he was in an unusually good mood, he wanted to hug the little one to sleep for a long time~

After drinking all the coffee, you told me to go to sleep! ! !This kind of strange decision made Nakahara Zhongya so angry that he wanted to pounce on and strangle the bastard mackerel in front of him.

Osamu Dazai thought the plan was perfect.

It's a pity that I soon received "maliciousness" from Koyo Ozaki.

"The task is over, so I came back first after receiving the order." The little girl Quan Jinghua, who was sitting quietly at home and doing her homework, said seriously. She was sitting on a chair in the living room, her eyes were blinking, and her eyes were wandering. In the end, I still couldn't help staying on the little Zhongyuan Zhongya.

Ms. Nakaya... Ah, she has become smaller, even shorter than herself. No wonder the Ozaki officer who made her feel a little bit intimidated asked me to come back to take care of her.

Izumi Kyouka's head wobbled, she looked at Chingya, then at Dazai Osamu, as if she understood something, she nodded, confirming her goal.

Underage dating is not allowed!Even if Ms. Nakaya is only getting smaller temporarily, she has to protect Ms. Nakaya during this period!

Having come to this conclusion, she changed her face very quickly, yawned, and forcibly made the effect of misty eyes. The little girl tugged Zhong Yuan Zhongye's fluffy sleeves, "But, now I am a little sleepy. .”

In terms of adaptable acting skills, although Quan Jinghua's expression is not in place, at least her voice is in place.

"Huh, okay, Xiao Jinghua, you have completed your task well." Nakahara Nakaya knew after thinking about it for a while that it must be Sister Hongye's arrangement for the other party to come back so soon, but she was happy to see Dazai slumped. "I also feel a little sleepy when you say that. I'm sleepy from staying up all night. I'm sleeping in Xiao Jinghua's room today." She yawned as if infected, leaned on Quan Jinghua's shoulder and followed Quan Jinghua. Walking into the bedroom, ignoring Dazai Osamu's sad eyes that seemed to be real.

Ah, there is such a small and cute little elf, but why can't he sleep in his arms?_(:з)∠)_Does he actually want to keep himself in the cold bed?

Osamu Dazai instantly understood Ozaki Koye's sinister intentions.

Really angry, but there is nothing to do.

The angry Dazai Osamu, on the second day, took Nakahara Chuya out of the house early in the morning under the pretext of "letting people who want to see see Chuya", parentheses, without Izumi Kyoka, and brackets, She also gave her a lot of homework.

Like a terrible parent who left their children at home and went out on their own.

"You're childish, Dazai! It's so ugly that you're deliberately taking revenge like this!" Nakahara, who was woken up early in the morning, also had a little hypoglycemia, and his face was slumped in a bad mood.

"Obviously, it's even more extreme. I put on a warm quilt with the little girl, but I was left alone in the bedroom, half dead from the cold! The slug is really ungrateful and ungrateful!" Osamu Dazai himself felt that he was wronged, so he was very sad. Childishly quarrel with him.

"Huh? Why don't you reflect on how bad your own thoughts are? Does such a big person still need to hug a pillow? It's ridiculous." Chuya complained with his hips on his hips, perhaps because his body age was reduced. Some of her thinking inevitably followed. .

"This has nothing to do with the pillow, because Chu is also...!" Dazai Osamu was about to blurt out, but he stopped at the last moment,

What is it?

Zhong Yuan also tilted his head, seeing his partner who was about to quarrel with him suddenly straightened up, turned around, and walked towards the ticket gate.

They were located in front of the Yokohama Sea Island Amusement Park. Nakahara looked up at the iconic giant Ferris wheel, and couldn't help but think for a moment what kind of new way of tricking Osamu Dazai was.

Uh... Laughing at yourself as a child?

Seeing that Osamu Dazai actually took out his wallet to buy a ticket to visit the park, Nakahara also wondered for a moment whether this bastard mackerel had also shrunk in age.

Oh, if you think about it carefully, this guy has always been difficult to guess. In the past, when I was 15 years old, I used to do it in order to see her female high school student's outfit, secretly photographed it and published it in a weekly magazine, so I asked the leader for a mission to inspect the high school... something like that→_ →

Recalling the way the stupid bird smiled arrogantly at her holding "Chuya who refuses to admit defeat this week-JK Special Issue", Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help grinding his teeth.

"Wow, the little slug is silent at this time, I thought Chuka couldn't help jumping up and questioning me." After buying the ticket and entering the park, Osamu Dazai felt better for some reason. From his petite partner's hand, he could see the high ponytail the little girl wore today.

"[In short, I will listen to your arrangement]——If you ask me, you will answer like this, right." Zhong Yuan tilted his head and stretched his waist: "In short, it is a mixed game of multiple purposes, bastard, borrow Is it what you are good at taking advantage of one thing to achieve other goals by the way?" She said so, threatening the other party skillfully: "But anyway, if you go too far, I will definitely retaliate afterwards, but I have already I have summed up no less than a thousand ways to get back at you... oh!"

Osamu Dazai took advantage of Rua's head by taking advantage of her height.

"Well, even though you've gotten smaller, your brain hasn't shrunk." Dazai Osamu pretended to be disappointed while touching the top of Nakahara Chuya's head. "I'm so disappointed. I was expecting you to become a little stupid so that it would be easier for me to play with."

"You just said that, bastard!!! So you admitted it like this, right! You just want to achieve multiple goals at once, right!" Nakahara Chuya, who was patted on the head, was so angry that he really wanted to jump up this time Beat him up, but was taken a step ahead by some bastard who took advantage of his height.

"If you want to listen to my answer, it is, yes, Chuya, all of them." Osamu Dazai bent down and said so, sticking his index finger to Chuya Nakahara's lips, smiling frivolously Good-looking, "I admit that this time is indeed a part of the test, but it is true that I want to take you out to play with me. As for the reason, Chuya, can't you guess it?" He asked seriously.

Osamu Dazai... His reason...

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned her face away, of course she knew, and also knew the reason why the guy in front of him refused to say it but desperately hinted at it... Well, but he was still very angry, why he refused to say it but had to say it himself!

"It's been a few months. Although it doesn't seem long in the busy day, but for me who stays in Yokohama, I have been waiting for summer to turn into winter."

"I know that Chuuya has always been very responsible and busy with work, but I also hope that Chuuya knows that there is more to life than that." Osamu Dazai rarely said seriously.

"........."

"I have endured some words for a long time. Obviously, Zhong is the one who lost the bet to become my dog, right? Why do you have to be oppressed by Mr. Mori like a social animal? This is not good. If you continue like this for a long time In this state, I can't help but want to overthrow that horrible boss." Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, and said thoughtful words in a brisk and hearty tone.

How dare you say it bastard Dazai, you actually called her a dog again, knowing that she hates this description the most, Nakahara also gritted his teeth, let's just accept the other party's explanation, after all, someone was forced to say this It's not easy at this level.

"But if you think about it, forget it. The decoration style of the office on the top floor of PortMafia is too bad. Since I left, I didn't think about going back. Let Mr. Sen play the boring game of the so-called mafia leader. Anyway, this time I am sure of what will happen after the incident, and the degree of temptation will not be too much, so let's take this opportunity to have a little fun and relax, isn't it good." Osamu Dazai finished speaking in one breath, quiet for his little partner to think about time.

He believed in Chuya Nakahara, she could understand what he wanted to express.

Osamu Dazai hoped that she could live a more relaxed life, not be completely dominated by work and overtime, and, about the most important thing, the relationship between the two of them is actually—

"You said a lot of things you don't know what to say. You still want to cover up your original intention and your refusal to say it." The little girl with orange and red hair wrinkled her nose and hooked her fingers at the other party. Dazai Zhi resigned himself to his fate and bent down, but Zhongya Nakahara grabbed his collar and yelled at his ear: "Is it so difficult to admit that you just want to date me? Bastard mackerel!!!! You still have to bend over after everything is sent out!" You are so unwilling to give it a good time, right! Do you want me to handcuff you on the bedside again!!!”

"Ah, that's because the way you said it, Yuchuya, is cuter. I really want to see it." Dazai Osamu, who was exposed, smiled and said frivolously and seriously: "I like it very much."

"Tch, you deliberately misrepresented Dazai, right?" Zhongyuan Zhong didn't ignore the sound of liking, she grabbed the other party's sleeve and said fiercely deliberately: "Let's go! Lovely bastard! Date go!"

As a result, after the conversation, the two went to play various items in the amusement park.

Treat it like a date.

No date is complete without flowers.

Where did the bastard come up with this strange theory?

Osamu Dazai couldn't buy suitable flowers for a while in the winter, so he proposed to buy marshmallows as a substitute—is there any similarity between the two?

Chuya Nakahara asked the salesperson for a cotton candy rabbit at the cotton candy shop while being puzzled, "Yes, I want a black rabbit with sesame flavor." Zhi asked for a marshmallow in the shape of an orange cat, and he was still haggling with the clerk for some fun, asking if he could add a black hat to the little orange cat.

The two of them holding a cotton candy played all the items in the playground, from the carousel to the roller coaster and even the Ferris wheel in the amusement park, and finally even made the ghosts in the haunted house cry (?).

As for the reason, of course it is because it is uncomfortable not to be a ghost, and Osamu Dazai of Sky has started to be a monster. He is more familiar with various death methods than employees who pretend to be ghosts. Props, before Nakahara couldn't bear it anymore and was about to paste his face with marshmallows, Osamu Dazai managed to scare the staff pretending to be ghosts and screamed for the boss ==

Then he was detained by the security guard called by the owner of the haunted house == for threatening the employees.

After finally getting out of the haunted house, Zhong Yuan Zhong also sat on a seat near the exit of the amusement park, not far from the security room of the park, showing no mercy to someone's self-inflicted behavior.After eating the sesame rabbit marshmallows, she was thinking about whether to take the opportunity to buy a cup of mochi milk tea or something, but when she touched her pocket and found that she forgot to bring cash and card when she went out this time, she realized—oh, this journey is really expensive All made by Dazai.

What, the guy in love really wants to go on a date with her... She curled her lips, not knowing what kind of mood she should show.

Are you happy?happy?The answer is yes, such a relaxed and joyful mood has indeed been absent for a long time.Nakahara also thinks that at the age of 17 and later, she actually no longer has the idea of ​​"just wanting to go on a date with someone she likes", especially Osamu Dazai.

Because that is impossible, PortMafia's double blacks are extremely evil and dark existences in Yokohama, and their reputation is supported by Dazai Osamu's cold and rational mind and Nakahara Chuya's pure and terrifying combat ability.What reassures Mori Ogai is that they can't leave each other but hate each other. Maybe Osamu Dazai also considered some related things before breaking up with her, but in short, such a relaxed and leisurely time is It had nothing to do with the two of them at that time.

Perhaps when he was 16 years old, Zhong Yuan had thought about it and looked forward to it on the streets of France, but——

After all, it was just a memory like the blue sky when I was 16 years old.

So, the current Osamu Dazai really found out his conscience, so he wants to make up for what he didn't do at the beginning?But don't want to admit it?

What an awkward guy, should I say that the Armed Detective Agency is really powerful, and it can actually make an insidious bastard like Osamu Dazai really start to get better.

Nakahara Naka thought the same way, a smile appeared on her face as if she had come up with some crazy idea, and she was going to wait for Dazai to come back and make fun of him with this idea.

Do you have to force yourself to talk about dating and liking?Hmph, she wants revenge.

The author has something to say:

Ahem, the reason for the late update, I wrote and played, and found a BUG, ​​so I went back to modify it, and then found that it was only [-] words at once, um... I can only post the first part first.

On 11.10, writing while chatting with people last night really didn’t work, so I re-edited the version, so it should be more smooth.

To sum it up in one sentence, Dazai is an awkward scumbag who wants to take someone on a date but insists on saying the word date himself~