[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

(three)

Zhongyuan Zhong also originally regarded this negotiation as a distraction.

After finding out she was pregnant, every aspect of her life changed, starting with her work schedule.

She is the highest cadre of PortMafia, negotiating and socializing is a daily routine, but this time she was abruptly cut off by two-thirds, and the unavoidable one-third will always be accompanied by Osamu Dazai.

At the beginning, PortMafia’s business partners were really scared by this change. The cadres in the Central Plains are young, beautiful and capable, and there are many admirers and even admirers in the wine shop. In the end, they don’t want to be famous and rich at a young age. It’s really embarrassing. .As for those who lived long enough to remember their early experiences, when they saw the black-haired, kite-eyed young man in a well-tailored black suit, they subconsciously hissed, almost losing their grip on the wine glass, and then dodged the young man like a guilty conscience, looking refreshed Harmless sight—don't think that they don't know this little Rabbit Zaizhi after taking off the bandages that have been wrapped around their faces. They still remember clearly the hole he dug for them by his evil deeds back then!

The second is eating and living habits, perhaps because the first food I could eat was a piece of bread that Shirase gave me when I remembered it. Nakahara also had a preference for foreign food since she was a child. After entering PortMafia, she had a better income. He would wrong himself, red wine, steak, French food, even fried chicken milk tea and other junk food. Osamu Dazai joked that he was not tall, and all the nutrients were accumulated in the chest and buttocks - so he received a message from the next second. Little partner's angry slug kicks.However, this kind of daily diet is now under control. Alcohol is definitely not allowed to be drunk. The seafood that I love on weekdays is also banned. Those who stayed away from the crab also accompanied him... No way, let's bear with it for a while...

But the most unbearable thing is to ban all daily armed conflicts!Zhongyuanzhong is also a fighting school. Although she has been cultivating herself for several years after becoming a cadre, she still does not drop in weekly exercise. She is the ceiling of the organization's force. To maintain this level requires a lot of training.As a result, after discussing with Mori Ogai this time, Osamu Dazai unceremoniously cut off more than half of her usual exercise, so that in a short time, even looking in the mirror, she would wonder if she had gained weight...

When she is bored to the point of being unbearable by such an unexciting life, she will blow up and quarrel with Osamu Dazai, but the problem is that Osamu Dazai does not quarrel with her now. Throwing it at her made Nakaya feel more and more depressed when he got angry—it really wasn't Dazai's fault, she knew that the other party also changed his schedule with her, and even pushed Butei's long-term commission specifically, Only for a short period of time, in order to be able to accompany her to and from work on time every day...

But if things go on like this for a long time, people's spirits will still get worse, so this time, I heard that the black lizard has a local negotiation task, and Zhongyuanzhong, who estimated that there is no danger, simply told the boss, and then changed it for himself. He slipped off to play in a black suit.

(four)

Zhongyuan Zhongya really took this negotiation as a distraction, and it needs to be repeated here.

But the question is why the partner on the opposite side wants to chug at the slightest disagreement...

It's unlucky to celebrate the Chinese New Year... Could it be that it is for the New Year's salary increase?Nakahara Nakahara, whose original purpose was to relax, wanted to say that she was really cooperative throughout the whole process. The negotiations were all in accordance with the terms prepared by Sigma in advance, and her tone was very kind. However, the negotiations broke down in the end-then the other side just pulled out Gun, she raised her eyebrows and was about to move her muscles and bones. Just as the bullet rang, the dagger of Akutagawa Gin, who was traveling with her, had already cut the throat of the principal opposite, while the guns of the other lackeys who took out their machine guns and prepared to outline their marksmanship were used by Tachihara Michizane neatly. It can be twisted into a twist.

Well, that's right, the centurion of the PortMafia Black Lizard, Michizaru Rachihara - who also works as an undercover hound.

Nakahara also heard about this little brother's experience after returning from the trip to Meursault-his elder brother met Mori Ogai, who was a military doctor at the time, during the war, and was the assistant of Mori Ogai at the time. Yosano Akiko was in the same unit, which was the [Undead Legion] at the beginning. The Undead Legion was a plan that had completely failed and shattered. The spirit fell into a breakdown one step before that-that's why Yosano Akiko was called the "Angel of Death", and it was also the reason why Tachihara Michizao's elder brother finally chose to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Michizo Tachihara, who lost his brother, was caught by "Hound Dog" by a coincidence because of his supernatural ability, so he found out the cause of his brother's death, but was misunderstood that it was with Akiko Yosano. Therefore, in order to get close to the Armed Detective Agency, He volunteered to go undercover for PortMafia.

In that [Five Decays of Heaven and Man] incident, Tachihara Michizao reported to [Hound Dog] the location of the members of the armed detective agency who were identified as criminals at that time, and when the other four [Hound Dogs] were stopped by Nakahara Nakaya, he wanted to rely on himself He seized Yosano Akiko with his own power and executed him to avenge his brother.His action was stopped by Mori Ogai, and Mori Ogai re-explained to him the roles that everyone played in it, admitted his mistakes, and pointed out that the Armed Detective Agency is not really behind the scenes-if Li Yuan doesn't believe it, You can bring another member of the detective agency back to the Hound to return to life, and then wait and see the follow-up development.

As for the next development, Zhongyuan Zhong also has an illusion of looking back at his dark history. At the age of 15, he once clamored to kill all the PortMafia, but the leader of the Mori used the safety of his partners to threaten the cooperation and was tricked by Dazai. PortMafia has until now been the top cadre.Tachihara Michizao, who already had a lot of affection for the black lizard, was more likely to fall into the pit than himself—especially after Fukuchi Sakurachi was revealed to be Kamui, the leader of the [Five Decays of Heaven and Man] organization, Tachihara Michizao was willing to gamble and return to PortMafia after losing , the left and right [hounds] and even the military and police really need a pair of eyes staring at PortMafia.

But it seems that the reason why he will return to the Black Lizard is not just because he is willing to gamble and admit defeat... Seeing the young military policeman pretending to be pissed off with Akutagawa Yin, Nakahara somehow just saw that he was with Dazai back then. No matter where you look at each other, the sense of sight...

Hmm... I don't know if Michizo Tachihara knows that Xiaoyin's brother is Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and if Akutagawa knows about it...

Sooner or later there will be a beating, and the wax will be given to Li Yuan in advance.

So in the warehouse by the port where she was negotiating, thinking about what she had, she planned to leave the follow-up matters to her subordinates and the black lizard present, and go back by herself first—the time for running out of the sea should not be too long, and Dazai will come to catch it after a long time Man, she thought, rolling her eyes.

As a result, after walking a few steps, a mournful "Mi~" sound came from the corner of the warehouse

(Fives)

Chuya Zhongyuan really took this negotiation as a distraction, and this is the third time she has repeatedly emphasized.

But the kittens are so cute_(:з)∠)_

Zhongyuanzhong also found the two cats in the corner of a large pile of goods in the warehouse. There were bullet holes on the shelves from the bullets from the machine guns of his side during the previous conflict. There was a bloodstain on the ground and claw marks on the side. Messy, it can be seen that the kitten is trying hard to cover its tracks.

The first thing she saw was a group of gray cats, gray long-haired cats of indistinguishable species lying there in a posture that seemed lazy but alert, with brown eyes that were close to iris, and the whole body was covered with Covered with long fur, its front paws seem to have been scratched by bullets in the previous conflict, bleeding, perhaps because of the previous panic and dodge, the fur smells of scorched and gunpowder smoke.

But for some reason, Zhong also saw vigilance and evaluation in the cat's eyes.

Hey, it's probably an illusion.

Thinking this way, before she could say anything, a fluffy orange head struggled out from under the long hair of the gray long-haired cat's abdomen. The blue-eyed little orange cat's hair was all over its body, and its pointed ears were pressed down like planes. Ear-shaped, it first yelled "Meow Meow!!!" at the big gray cat, then sternly turned its firepower and began to yell at her—but its mouth was covered with a lot of long-haired cat hair and dust, Opening his mouth, he choked and coughed for a long time, and in the end, only a weak "Mi—" was left, which was more like coquettish than threatening.

Chuya Zhongya: "Pfft."

Then the kitten was stuffed back under the long fur by the gray long-haired cat. The older gray cat meowed helplessly, as if it was unlucky in Taoism, but when it approached in the Central Plains, it seemed to know that it had nothing to do with it. There was no way to run away, so he simply lay on his side and made a flattering "grunt" sound.

A very current cat, Chuya Nakahara thought, maybe a little cunning—it could be seen that it was trying hard to hide the little orange cat, but which cat made the noise before?

(six)

Osamu Dazai never thought that Chuya would come back with two cats after going out to relax for a long time.

Strange, he thought Zhong would like dogs more...?Ah, that's not the point at the moment.

"Anyway... Anyway... that's it..." Nakahara Chuya turned her face away and said unnaturally, she wrinkled her nose, aggrieved and guilty, and her expression of trying to force her composure was very cute in Dazai Osamu's eyes : "I haven't touched them yet, really, Xiaoyin and Liyuan accompanied them when I took them to bandages, bathed and repelled insects!" she emphasized.

Although a group of black people rushed to the pet hospital early in the morning, this operation almost scared the doctors in the hospital, the other party trembled for a long time before they realized that these people, who looked like members of the port mafia, were not here to collect protection money from him, but to give him protection money. The cats they picked up were examined and treated.

Osamu Dazai was looking at the gray-and-white long-haired cat in the cat cage—yes, it wasn’t until after cleaning that everyone realized that the cat was actually a gray-and-white cat, which seemed to be of Sissen’s bloodline, and a large bandage was tied on the other’s front paw , the body is bald and good: in view of the fact that it was wiped off a lot of cat hair during the firepower conflict in Mafia, and some places were burnt, the doctor simply shaved off a lot of it.

"It's so ugly, Chuya, why is your eyesight so bad~" Dazai Osamu commented with a bit of disgust: "It even lost half of its beard..."

Before Zhongyuan Zhongye opened his mouth to explain, the long-haired cat seemed to understand, "Meow--" It dragged on for a long time, and it yelled sadly in the direction of Zhongyuan Zhongye, which sounded extremely wronged.

"Hey, Dazai, why do you say that...it looks so cute, the beard is because it moves a lot, when the doctor shaves its head, it just rubs against the razor..." Then the beard disappeared ╮ (╯▽╰)╭

"It's what it is. It's ugly and has problems with its eyes. It doesn't look like a serious cat at first glance, so it deliberately pretends to be cute and tricks girls into feeding it. I'm afraid it's not a soft meal..." Hearing Chuya's explanation Dazai It was even more exciting, crackling and familiarizing non-stop, but before he finished speaking, an orange cat's head popped out from under the gray-white cat's long-haired scarf, and blew at him, super viciously: "Meow!!!"

"Oh, this is quite cute." Attracted by the orange cat's blue eyes at first sight, Dazai Osamu changed the subject, "Can I just keep this one and get rid of the other one?" He suggested sinisterly as if nothing had happened.

"No, they are bound together. If you want to keep them, you have to keep them both." Nakahara Nakaya, who liked big long-haired cats very much from the beginning, said so at first, and then realized that this was Osamu Dazai's mouth. Yiliang: "Dazai, do you agree?"

Zhong also must have not realized that there is a long-lost joy and vitality in her bright blue eyes, which she has not had in the past few months.

Osamu Dazai thought in his heart, he knew that Chuuya must have been unhappy before, for sure—she is such a person who likes willfulness and freedom, but she voluntarily puts shackles on herself because of love and expectation—if it can make her happy, So it doesn’t really matter to keep a cat, you just need to pay more attention to it—whether it’s the origin of the cat or the follow-up care, at worst, you can ask Mr. Natsume, he must know the cats in Yokohama very well.

And cats are really cute.

"Hey, I've already raised a good dog anyway, so if I work a little harder to raise two cats, I'll be reluctant." Although he had made a decision in his heart, Osamu Dazai insisted on pretending to be troublesome and complaining verbally He said: "As long as Chuya doesn't pick up a few dogs on a whim one day later."

Seeing that Osamu Dazai agreed, Chuya was overjoyed before it was too late, and didn't bother to care about Osamu Dazai taking advantage of her verbally-he always insisted on emphasizing that she was a dog, but this time he didn't hear it, and next time the bastard said that she was a dog She said he was also a cat!Meowing in my ears every day and repeatedly brainwashing me that I am a dog's bastard mackerel breed cat!

(Eight)

As a result, Osamu Dazai didn't realize that he thought raising cats was too simple until the two cats entered the family where the two lived together.

The two cats each got their own names, and the long-haired gray-white cat was also called "Bandage" by the Chinese because it dug out the bandage storage that Osamu Dazai stuffed in all places in the house on the first day after moving in and out of the cage, and Make a mess of it, and finally wind up on the cat itself and the orange.

Then, before Zhong couldn't help picking up his slippers to teach him a lesson, the bandages lay down on the spot, revealing his soft belly, and screaming lingeringly—it was really a dramatist cat, Osamu Dazai, the ancestor of the dramatist It can be confirmed that he did read cunning from the eyes of a cat.

As for Orange, Orange is the name of the orange cat. The reason is also because it jumped on the table for the first time at home and was shocked by the oranges on the table. Then it fought with an orange for [-] rounds with its cat claws. , until the bandage couldn't see it and jumped off the table with the nape of its neck in its mouth.

In fact, the age difference between the two cats is only two months—but since Bandage itself is a strung cat mixed with Sissen blood, its physique is naturally larger than that of an ordinary garden cat. It took a long time for Tangerine to realize it after working hard to cook every day but still being bandaged easily under the long-haired abdomen.

As for Osamu Dazai, his new distress is that every day when he is responsible for shoveling the feces of the two cats to change cat food and cat litter, the two cats always like to squat on the high part of the cat climbing frame and watch with great interest. Even, the bad bandage will jump down and squat into the litter box after he just changed the cat litter... After a while, he will quickly scratch the cat's paws, and then look at him innocently, as if asking "Do you want to perform that again?" ?"

Osamu Dazai: ...

He suspected that the two were doing it on purpose, in order to get revenge on him for throwing their balls at the bottom of their tails.

But that must not be his problem, it is obviously why the two male cats keep sticking to Zhongye!That's obviously his wife!Osamu Dazai sneered in his heart and swore that when the two cats were eight months old, they would be sent to the hospital and they would be father-in-law.

The author has something to say:

Thanks to reader "Law", reader "Ah Sauce", irrigation nutrient solution

I'm tired of cursing Asagiri, let's take it easy _(:з」∠)_

Anyway... thinking about the benefits, I finally made a positive appearance, right? You still have to wait for an update if you scold me... If you really want to make a hard buckle, it's a bit of a foreshadowing. It's up to Asagiri to make up the follow-up. If it's not good, just raise funds Find someone to drive a dump truck to kill him...

About cats: The stupid cat that was shaved because of its messy drilling was the great achievement of a Napoleon cat raised by a friend of mine. Yes, it was also the one that got half of its beard shaved off, because the owner shaved it. Sometimes it shakes its head!

As for bouncing cat balls and cats waiting for humans to squat into the litter box immediately after shoveling... Children who have raised cats must have a deep understanding...

By the way, Mr. Natsume said that he was very embarrassed, because the little rabbit Zaizhi really asked him to find out the origin of the two cats. Hell, he just has the ability to change into cats, and he is not really a social cat!