[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

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Go up the sloping road near Yokohama Harbor, and then you will find the location of the famous armed detective agency.

It is still the reddish-brown brick building, which has stood the test of time. Whether it is attacked by sea winds, machine guns, or breakthroughs from the front by supernatural beings, years of experience have proved its indestructibility.

Yes, two full years have passed since the event that plunged all members of the armed detective agency into a crisis of destruction and almost turned into a disaster that swept the world. The disaster brought about by the Five Declines of Man] finally subsided completely, and the culprit died, those who were imprisoned were imprisoned, and those who were sealed were sealed.The human beings affected by Bram Stoker's ability have also eliminated the influence of the ability under the joint research of the ability caster and the ability technician, and can return to normal life.

At nine o'clock in the morning on weekdays, the more and more affluent three-colored cat raised by Haruno Kirako, a detective agency clerk, climbed up the chimney to the roof. The cat cage fell from the sky, and before it meowed, the supernatural life form [Yasha Baixue] suddenly appeared, stuffed the Sanhua cat into the cat cage, buckled the cage lock, and simply and neatly carried the cat cage away from its place.

"The first step in the battle, success." On the tall building two blocks away from the detective agency building, looking at Yasha Shirayuki who returned to her side, Izumi Kyoka, who has graduated from junior high school and entered high school, is holding the headset , reported to her superior with a voice as clear as spring water: "The mascot of the detective agency has been successfully captured, and it is confirmed that it will not affect the follow-up operation plan."

"Well done, Kyoka." On the other side of the radio was Ozaki Koyo, the most experienced female cadre in PortMafia, who always believes that killing is beautiful Xiao Fuxiu, she connected to Lingyi's line: "Akutagawa, how is the situation on your side?"

Standing on a tall building in the distance, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, currently promoted to a candidate for cadre, put down the remote control in his hand: "According to the footage captured by the remote control drone, it can be confirmed that Mr. Dazai is indeed in that tall building, but..."

Do you really want to use this method to tie people back?As the only person present who had doubts about this operation and had a heart of reverence for Osamu Dazai, who was similar to a teacher, Ryunosuke Akutagawa himself wanted to ask this question very much.In fact, it only takes one phone call to solve the problem, right... He thought quietly in his heart.

"We must seize the opportunity at any time. This is the mantra of our BOSS. Besides, Akutagawa, this matter is related to the cadres of Zhongya. If it is not handled properly, there will be a big crisis." Ozaki Koyo explained to him like this, as if reflecting The supernatural person's mind was ordinary, and the golden Yaksha appeared behind her, and pulled out the knife silently.

—For example, some idiot brother who has now come out of the basement and is anxiously asking his sister if something is wrong.

She added from the bottom of her heart that if she couldn't give a satisfactory result, she would be in big trouble.

"This machine has the same attitude as Your Excellency Hongye on this point." Lilith's voice interrupted abruptly, and Hui reported: "The centurion commander Akutagawa Gin and centurion leader Tachihara Michizo of the Black Lizard Unit have controlled the extra-staff information of the Armed Detective Agency. Detective, successfully cut off the possibility of the Armed Detective Agency’s external network communication.” After successfully arresting Bram Stoker, the former humanoid computer detective still gave up the European Interpol’s invitation to return to the team, and It is to stay in the Far East and do what she likes: observe human beings, imitate human beings, and protect human beings when necessary.Kind people will go astray with a single thought, and wicked people will also do good deeds. For machines that cannot fully learn "human nature", Lilith believes that she still has a lot to learn.Besides, she is not alone. The current [Hound Dog] chief, Yeko Okura, is her good partner in the fight against international criminals. Although they never get along in terms of personal aesthetics, the bickering journey of one person and one machine in the future must be full of fun. place.

"Well done, since everything is ready, then" Ozaki Koyo narrowed his eyes: "Three, two, one! The action begins!!!"

In the Armed Detective Agency, Osamu Dazai, who rarely works seriously, yawned "Haha~" and stretched himself in his seat.

"I don't want to work... Well, why is there so much heating in the office in such a cold day, it makes people very sleepy..." He propped his head and said to himself, wanting to touch fish.

A ball of paper hit the back of his head accurately, accompanied by Kunikida Doppo's roar: "This is the official start of the day's work for an hour, don't look like you have been working for several hours, avoiding the working device!"

"Hey~ I'm working hard to complain today, Kunikida-kun, very good and energetic~" Dazai Osamu raised his hand slightly to catch the ball of paper thrown by his colleague, and praised him very much.Seeing the shiny ring on his ring finger, Kunikida Doppo, who has not yet found his ideal woman for marriage, feels that he must have been hurt in a sense.

So in the end, why did the Central Plains cadre in PortMafia see such a terrible person most of the time, disobeying the orders of his seniors, disappearing in the middle of work, keen on suicide, hating manual work and not doing clerical work, only very occasionally That's why he's willing to move his smart, transparent brain and excellent skills! ! !Even the marriage session has been written and submitted! ! !Kunikida Doppo, who has known more and more verdicts on this colleague who he personally conducted the admission assessment for four years, let out a bitter cry of being single from the bottom of his heart.

"At the end of the day, I'm not satisfied with my desires because my wife is not around, man, huh." Akiko Yosano, who passed by the office with a freshly brewed coffee, said coolly: "The more this is the case, the more you need to work hard. Dazai-kun, otherwise she will definitely be disgusted by Chuya, especially since she is now the top cadre, right?"

His mind was broken, because Chuya Nakahara had spent half a month reviewing his work performance at the end of the year, so he scolded Mr. Mori countless times in his heart for oppressing his subordinates, Osamu Dazai smiled. The name of the dwarf has changed from Zhongyuan cadre to Chuya cadre to Nakaya Miss and now to the intimate Chuya Ki. Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes and thought that he is not sour. He has long known that the little dwarf is popular. Adults should be calm ╮(╯-╰)╭

But it is not accurate to say that he is not serious about his work. After getting along for a few years and getting closer to each other, the senior officers of the detective agency all know that Osamu Dazai does not actually live on the daily salary of the detective agency. He has a shrewd mind and knows black and white. Regular former mafia cadres have their own ways of making money, whether it is securities trading or intelligence trading, including occasionally acting as a private detective to provide personal advice on certain cases that cannot be made public. Osamu Dazai himself has considerable income. obsession.

As he himself said, relying on his wife to raise such a thing is fine as a fun tease slug, if you really want to do that, you will definitely be looked down upon by Zhong Ye.

The reason why she seemed to be in abject poverty for a long period of time, apart from being pitiful in front of Nakaya, who was angry, awkward and vengeful, was taken in by her, part of the reason was that the [House of the Dead] who gradually extended her claws to Yokohama rat].In order to chop off the other party's claws, you must maintain the timeliness and accuracy of your own information, but buying information...is really a waste of money. If you leave PortMafia, you must pay for it by yourself. Dazai Zhi really didn’t have much money at the beginning. This kind of predicament was improved two years ago after a bad Russian mouse was brought back to China by a transcendent from another country to undergo a righteous transformation. I saw that one of the world’s first-class magazines and periodicals was a certain Maozi, and the second was Gogo. Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue on his new work, and began to think about whether he should go to study on his own. Not to mention posting articles to compete in the ring, at least he succeeded in making himself a reviewer so that he could make trouble for Fei Jiajun, right?

Dazai Osamu who thought this way was planning to do some homework for Yumeno Hisaku who was following behind Yosano Akiko, when suddenly——

"Boom!" The door of the detective agency's office was kicked open, PortMafia came aggressively, members of the Black Lizard, Koyo Ozaki among the five cadres, Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Kyoka Izumi.

"Personal grievances! Idlers stay away!! Hand over Osamu Dazai!" Keijiro Kajii, who followed behind, shouted with a loudspeaker in fear of chaos.

Uh-huh……?

The detective agency fell into a strange confusion for a moment. Edogawa, who was using Yumeno Kusaku's Chinese homework as his new crossword puzzle to pass the time, pushed his glasses at random, and swept his green eyes at them. Immediately announced his departure from the battlefield: "Understood, the famous detective will not get involved in this matter~" Dazai did the evil himself, of course he is responsible for it.

Affected by his attitude, Yosano Akiko immediately put down the chainsaw she had already raised in her hand, folded her arms and stepped aside, and pulled up the unknown Miyazawa Kenji. Behind her was an enthusiastic Kusaku Yumeno, who is watching a good show, although because he came to the sun, the president of Yumeno Hisaku has recovered most of his original surly temper in the past two years, but if Osamu Dazai is deflated—how can such a good thing be let go Woolen cloth? ! !Fight, fight, fight now!The villain in Yumeno Hisaku's mind is making crazy calls.

Tanizaki Junichiro, who has a gentle personality and doesn't have much obsession with his sister Naomi, wanted to ask what happened, but before he could say anything, his thigh was pinched by his sister who was sitting on his lap .

"Dear brother, don't make trouble at this time~" Tanizaki Naomi, who has become an excellent agent even without supernatural powers, said so, while putting her hand into his brother's hem, "Still, brother, you Want to play Battle Damaged Play~"

"Uh...no, Naomi...you let go...there are so many people here..."

"Hmph, isn't it better if there are more people? Brother and adults are all excited~"

Apart from them, Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi are undoubtedly those who want to stand on Dazai Osamu's side, but before the two of them even opened their mouths, one of them was slapped in the face by Akutagawa Ryunosuke's [Rashomon] and had no choice but to Unskilled to turn into a [tiger] to resist, and the other has to face the IOU in Quan Jinghua's hand: "The last time the human tiger was 70 billion, and the last time I rescued all the members of the detective agency, the calculation is more than 300 billion~" Kunikida Doppo, who owed favors to the Boss of PortMafia in [Five Decays of Heaven and Man], immediately lost his voice, and chose to temporarily put down his notebook in front of money.

And in the president's room next door, Fukuzawa Yukichi who heard the movement had just touched the knife with his finger, and received a call from the leader of PortMafia, Mori Ogai. Dr. Mori, who had not put on a white coat for a long time, ordered Alice to print Nakahara Chuya While chatting with Fukuzawa Yukichi in a chatty tone: "It's just that I have something to do with Dazai, and Fukuzawa-sama doesn't need to go to war for it... Otherwise, the only three-colored cat in your company will live in the PortMafia Building for a long time It's over."

Veteran cat lover, but the cat ignores it, and can only occasionally look at the cat of the member's house. Fukuzawa Yukichi: PortMafia is really insidious and cunning! ! ! !

In this way, the helpless Dazai Osamu can only be taken away by Ozaki Momiji with a knife.

"Dazai, let's go with my concubine." Ozaki Hongye's expression was not good, and Dazai recalled for no reason that he also had menstruation for the first time when he was 15 years old. In the end, he tricked her into soaking in the sea outside Yokohama for a long time. Unceremoniously picked up the scabbard and beat himself up.

"So, what happened in Chuya?" Osamu Dazai, who quickly judged the possibility of the incident based on the situation at the scene, frowned and cut straight to the point.

In the infirmary of the PortMafia Building, Nakahara Chuya himself has been in a daze all morning.

Well, there are signs, she thought dizzily, whether it was due to the delayed monthly letter due to irregular work and rest, or the discomfort she felt when she went out to socialize in the past half month, and the lethargy she attributed to the travel, Although her own ability has not fluctuated, and her work efficiency has not decreased, but when she flew back to Yokohama last night and then dealt with the traitor, she not only shot the traitor three times... um... not yet. I couldn't resist throwing up my head...

But recall carefully... the protective measures between her and Dazai have always been good before, after all, they are still young, when they first tasted the forbidden fruit, they messed around because they didn't understand, and after they were forced to popularize science by their ears and taught by adults, they have always had Note, plus Zhong Yuanzhong has always felt that he can't be regarded as a "person" in the full sense. In order to avoid accidents, they will pay great attention to those.

But... But it seems that there was indeed two months ago, uh... Regarding the situation where a certain bastard found XX afterwards, although I remembered to take the medicine the next day, but...

Anyway, the inspection report is already in front of me...

Seeing Verlaine with an uneasy expression in the room, Nakahara Nakaya, for the first time in his life, had the urge to pretend to be asleep and pass the test.

No matter how you look at my brother's face, I want to beat up a little rabbit on the spot_(:з)∠)_

Although I really want to fight... But even if I want to fight, I should do it myself, right, she is the one involved!

These thoughts circled back and forth in Zhongyuan Zhongye's mind, until there was the sound of footsteps outside the door, the door was opened, and before Verlaine could make a sound, he was "invited" out by the golden Yasha.

So there were only the two of them left in the house.

Osamu Dazai himself was also in a daze. Ever since Mr. Mori stuffed the medical examination report at the door, his clever mind seemed to have been emptied for a moment, and he couldn't think about anything. He didn't know how he entered the infirmary. He walked in by himself. Yes, or was it pushed in?

But when he saw Nakahara Nakaya, who had changed into a patient uniform and looked a little softer than usual because of his hair hanging down, but was equally nervous, the blankness seemed to ease a little. The two looked straight at each other, and finally couldn't help it. He stopped and laughed with a "puchi".

Really, let the other party see his stupid appearance, and it will become a joke for a long time in the future, it's too bad.

They both thought at the same time, for some reason, even after they got married, the two of them would still... be serious about such tiny details.

"Well... Anyway, that's the situation, Dazai... You, you are going to be a father." In the end, Nakahara Nakaya spoke, and she unconsciously rubbed the medical report in her hand, feeling uneasy, of course she would be uneasy, even if She has always had full confidence in herself, but...her existence...after all, is...

"I know, Chuya is going to be a mother too..." Osamu Dazai's hand covered hers, and the young man's voice had at some point been reassuring: "Don't worry, it won't Whatever happens, leave it to me."

I need to study obstetrics and gynecology first, Dazai Osamu planned.

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读者“鹤琊”,灌溉营养液+92022-01-0214:03:19

Thanks to the reader "Law", the reader "姽童", the reader "Aqiu", the reader "Xu Liying", the reader "Mimimo", thank you for your support and company~

Well, even though she is married, Chuya is still Chuya Nakahara. She won’t do that kind of thing like changing her husband’s surname. Similarly, Osamu Dazai is also very happy. He also wanted to change his real surname to Chuya's for himself. ——He was beaten up by Chuya for joking like that.

So it’s two years later that Zhong Ye’s son is born, because girls, of course, want to improve their careers when they are young, learn a lot to increase their experience, so that they can become excellent, the author himself who wastes time on the son I am reluctant in concept, although according to Nakaya’s own personality, there must be a person in charge who will teach the children carefully ╮(╯▽╰)╭