[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

(ninety)

Edgar Allan Poe, who was the chief planner of [combination], his ability is called [The Black Cat of the Rue Morgue], and the specific method of displaying it is to lead readers into the world of the novel he wrote. In the novel, all readers cannot use the ability .

Of course, Zhong Yuanzhong also knew the above information. After all, his leader had seen such an ability once when facing the [Old Dominator]. Subsequent investigation and information compilation were the basic operations.But the problem is... I have never heard of supernatural powers that can keep pace with the times. Not only paper novels, can they be activated by sending them directly to mobile phones and being read by others? ! ! !

Anyway, in short, after seeing that text message, she was absorbed by the book and came to such a ghostly place——

The dump site marked on the map of Yokohama.

In reality, it was a gloomy, grim place, with littered shipping containers stacked haphazardly on top of each other.All kinds of abandoned furniture and electrical appliances are randomly piled up in the surrounding area...

It can be called a terrible area that even stray cats and dogs don't want to patronize.

It is where the safe house once designated by Osamu Dazai, a member of PortMafia, is located—just like a domestic cat would disdain a luxury cat litter specially purchased by its owner and only love the unpacked express boxes, it was obviously assigned due to merit Luxurious and comfortable apartment, but the bandaged bastards of the time especially liked to hang out in this terrible place.

Verlaine, who was imprisoned in the underground cell, occasionally mentioned to Chuya about Osamu Dazai, especially when he mentioned the basement, his tone was extremely difficult to explain—he had reason to suspect that he was given to a donkey by that bastard, some "port gangster" The black ghost of the party", what "the darkness in his eyes comes from the depths of his heart, which is deeper than the darkness that cannot be dispelled at night in the scrapyard.", while flipping through the book "This Week Is Not Accepting Defeat" edited by Osamu Dazai on my knees Miss Ye", elegant and reserved as Verlaine, can't restrain himself from using words like "liar" to describe Osamu Dazai who has too much contrast between the front and the back.

Nakahara Nakahara, who broke up with Dazai at the time but was still a partner, also thought so, but her purpose was more to think about how to snatch the weekly magazine from the cheap brother and crush it with gravity_(:з)∠)_

But now, what is presented to Zhongye in the Central Plains is the endless sea of ​​flowers that wraps the bare ground of the abandoned land, and the tall tower in the center of the sea of ​​flowers that is stacked on top of each other.

== There is everything in the real book, as long as the author dares to write a series.

Chuya Nakahara, who was given the mission of "rescuing Prince Rapunzel trapped in the tower", had a "..." expression on her face. She lowered her head dumbly and looked at the inexplicably extra props in her hand: the shield: Miss Ye: DA is a special issue of "Love Tulong".Sword: Mackerel can't die with his eyes on the salted fish pillow, and then look at his attire--long vintage British style maid attire.

Is this the kind of grotesque light novel Edgar Allan Poe would have written?No matter how you look at it, it's all messed up by Xiaotu Zaizhi himself! ! !

I wish I could kill the bastard who wrote the story on the spot.

"Even if you curse secretly in your heart, it's not allowed~ It's too loud, I can hear it~" A bastard's lazy voice came from the container tower: "Oh~ Prince Rapunzel is trapped by a black-hearted little girl who controls an old witch Lah, the main storyline is that the princess who can fly needs to come to the tower to save the prince~"

"I don't read too many fairy tales, so don't lie to me..." Zhong Yuanzhong was also speechless, even if she had never read a book, but at least "sheep" used to tell her fairy tales, okay?How did the girl Rapunzel turn into Prince Rapunzel!Besides, if it is a normal process, the long-haired girl should put down her long braids and pull people up!Zhong also couldn’t help but say, and how could Dazai Osamu get into the book, his [Disqualification in the World] is passive, even if he is absorbed, he might still be given “yue” by the book ==

"Hoohoo, so this is a spoiler that was written in advance, oh yes, I think in this [book] the little dwarf can't fly without powers," said Osamu Dazai, who added the character of Prince Rapunzel to himself The voice seemed to have just remembered, and the tone was terrified: "Trouble, I didn't set myself to grow long hair, so I can't pull people up, or you can wait for me to let my hair out~~~ "The second half turned into a happy stick reading emphasis.

"Give me some dedication to messy cosplay, bastard!!!"

But in the end, Zhongyuan Zhong also thought about whether he reached the container on the top of the tower with his excellent climbing ability, or demolished this damn strange world.

Suddenly, she was released again.

The scene switched, she was transferred from the PortMafia building to a hospital somewhere in Yokohama, Dazai Osamu was lying on the bed, leaning against the window, he was still wearing the hospital gown, holding a book in his hand There is a skeleton.

"Qiang Qiang, stealing the sky and changing the magic, the operation was a big victory in robbing Chuya's maid from the □□ building." Seeing Nakahara Chuya, Dazai Osamu greeted with a smile, as if Chuya came to visit the sick, instead of him digging a hole again People fall into the trap of this novel halfway.

It was a real person, and Zhongyuan Zhong also judged that most of the anger that was simmering all the way disappeared at this moment. She asked, "I will give you a minute to explain why this ghost trap was set up." She said angrily, armed The people from the detective agency have all arrived on the first floor of the PortMafia building. This guy took the time to get himself in, and he definitely has a plan.

"Because I thought it right, I didn't even come to the hospital to see me when I was shot, I'm so lonely~ so I can only do this." Osamu Dazai lied with his eyes open, his tone sounded pitiful but he didn't want to be beaten. There was a bright smile on the corner of his mouth, and his face was really pretty.

"Really? Then if I beat you up now, you must be more touched, right?" Nakahara Nakaya spit from the bottom of his heart while moving his knuckles, smiling blackly: "There is no ability to beat people? That kind of novel No matter how you look at the restrictions, it’s not me.”

"Hey, hey..." Osamu Dazai looked pale: "This kind of welcome ceremony is unnecessary, shouldn't the maid who came to save the prince give the prince the kiss of love to wake up the sleeping true love?"

"This is the story of Rapunzel, so don't just switch the story to the Sleeping Beauty line! Besides, shouldn't this be all you imagined at the beginning? Hmm? Dazai? Didn't you write it in the plot of the novel!!!"

However, the beating was not carried out in the end. After all, Osamu Dazai is now a sick person, and it is true that he was shot by a sniper. Therefore, not only was the instigator not punished by the beating, but he was also given the Nakahara Chuya brand knee pillow.

"You are so virtuous, Chuya really likes me." After being stripped of the hospital gown to check the injury, Osamu Dazai's facial features were so painful and deformed because of her not-so-gentle movements, he couldn't help but flirt to take advantage of her: " If you like it, I'll just say it, there's nothing embarrassing about it." He raised his hand and stroked Zhong Yuan Zhongye's soft hair, relying on the fact that she was so focused on her injury that she couldn't see her expression, she smiled very happily.

As a result of his cheap mouth, Nakahara Chuya unceremoniously pinched the soft flesh on his waist. After pinching and turning, Dazai's smile deformed again.

"Yeah, if I didn't like you, you can go back to the ICU and lie down again now." It is confirmed that the bullet caused a penetrating wound, except for a little more blood flow and a little pain in the wound, it will not bring any harm to the dead ghost in front of him. After the sequelae, Zhong Yuanzhong felt relieved, "So can we talk about it? About the reason why you insisted on bringing me in."

"Hiss hurts, is Chuya begging for help? Squeezing the patient!!!" Osamu Dazai pretended to complain,

"Of course I don't want to ask the bandaged bastard who wrote such a messy world line and messy script novel, I'm seriously tortured!"

"I'm also reminding you very seriously! About novels and grafting!"

After a meaningless but endless bickering, Osamu Dazai finally looked serious.

"As for my reason, of course it's because it's too early now, and the conflict between the detective agency and PortMafia needs to be further escalated." He explained his behavior in this way.

Fyodor had 48 hours to prepare for "Together", however, in reality, it didn't matter to him what the outcome would be, "because the real big thing is after these 48 hours, so I You can understand it when you say it." Osamu Dazai said.

"Of course I know this kind of thing, that's why..." Zhong Yuan frowned.

The 48-hour "communication" is a comprehensive assessment of the capabilities of the two organizations.Although these words are cold, in fact, Fyodor's plan is like this: intelligence collection, combat strength of members, personal character, including the background of the two organizations, everything is in the hands of Dosiev. Within the scope of Skie's assessment.

And no matter which organization succeeds in disabling the virus, they will face even greater troubles in the follow-up: if PortMafia kills the president of the armed detective agency and disarms the virus, they will be accused of killing innocent people.Conversely, if the detective agency succeeds first, they will not be able to escape the accusation—the trap they fell in when they were looking for the fake Pushkin before will become supplementary evidence in disguise to prove the crimes of the members of the detective agency collected by some officials in Tokyo, and all of the above will become follow-up Find out what's causing the detective agency's troubles.In other words, from the very beginning, Fyodor never thought about giving them the option of success when setting up the game.Of course, both Nakahara Chuya and Edogawa Ranpo have considered this kind of thing, so they proposed to negotiate and cooperate with the detective agency to try to send the Russian mouse and his accomplices to prison.

"Chuya's way of thinking is correct, but that is [Majin]." Dazai Osamu raised a finger with a smile: "In the consideration of [Majin], it is not unexpected that he goes to prison. One ring."

"???" Zhong Yuan also raised his eyebrows.

"Because this operation is still a rehearsal before the last plan, and you yourself have found out, there are Fyodor's accomplices among the Tokyo officials." Dazai Osamu said, "So, they will In the follow-up, we will revise the follow-up specific plan based on the feedback of this plan, so as to completely disrupt Yokohama and even the world next time."

That's why it is necessary to prolong the termination of the "community" incident as much as possible. In order to prevent the other party from getting the cards of the detective agency and the mafia as much as possible, Osamu Dazai finally said this.

"...Why is it so troublesome to play with your mind." Zhong Yuan Zhong also felt a headache after hearing this, "Don't tell me that in order to pursue the truth, you plan to let the leader fight with your president later." She complained.

"Oh~ Chuya let you guess this~" Osamu Dazai's starry eyes: "Anyway, they are from the same school, and a fight seems to be as normal as possible~" The important thing is that Mr. Mori, a young girl, will definitely not be able to beat Fukuzawa President's Hahahaha~~~

"Don't make your avenging your personal revenge so fair and aboveboard!!!" Even though it was agreed not to kill him, Zhong Yuanzhong still wanted to pinch him, really, "Obviously you and the leader are masters and apprentices, why do you hold grudges so much?" !" She couldn't help complaining!

These two masters and apprentices are addicted to each other!

"Well, this will involve the second thing that needs to be told to Chuya." Osamu Dazai was pinched vaguely by her, "about my defection after the Mimic incident, and the various conspiracies around Yokohama these years."

He took out the "Complete Suicide Manual" from his arms, and turned to a blank page in it. The two pages were wrinkled, as if torn from a blank notebook, and there was a shoe print on them Zhongyuan Zhong also recognized that it was the paper that was brought back by Quan Jinghua some time ago, the paper wrapped in the gun brought by the director of Atsushi Nakajima Orphanage.

"All the culprits are because of this." Osamu Dazai finally said: "The [book] that was in Yokohama was deliberately hidden by David Herbert Lawrence at the end of the last power war. , can be called a book of disasters that can reverse cause and effect." His tone was understated.

"...???"

Nakahara Chuya's gaze was on the blank page, as if he had just written a few lines of pages, and walked back and forth in front of Dazai Osamu several times. She could understand every word in the words, but the problem was that it seemed that they were not linked together. Are you talking about people?She couldn't help thinking.

no, wait...

She remembered a few of the nouns——

Information about the death of David Herbert Lawrence...

[[David Herbert Lawrence], a transcendent who once belonged to the United Kingdom, was also one of the original [seven traitors]. 】

["The news of David Herbert Lawrence's death is a message that, when the time limit expires, naturally and abruptly, appears in the minds of certain people."] Osamu Dazai said to the well-known betrayer more than a year ago A description of the death.

【"It's like a state secret that has just been unsealed—because the time limit for secrecy has come."】

Get in touch with what Osamu Dazai said to himself some time ago:

["For example, someone really made a sufficiently sophisticated and perfect program to replace the original characters on the video without anyone noticing, making other people a scapegoat for their crimes...so that they can get away with it." 】

【"Just now... received part of the information, yes, just through the gun's paper, that is not a supernatural power, um... it is some information left by someone, and there are some bad parts in it. I will follow up slowly Zhongya, you explain, I was affected by this.”]

And if you want to get in touch, and—

[All kinds of comprehensive existence, thousands of possibilities can be gathered, and finally it is a [book]. 】

[The "book" theory is a theory of the world dimension put forward by our supernatural technician's mentor during the war. 】

The supernatural technician mentor above Mary Shelley was David Herbert Lawrence, who later became the initiator of the world-renowned "Seven Betrayers".

And what the bandaged bastard in front of me said when he saw him: ["I'm also reminding you very seriously! About novels and grafting!"]

"Hey, hey..." An unbelievable thought arose in Zhongya Zhongya's heart: "So the book you mentioned, Dazai, could not be..."

"Yes, according to the legend, it can reverse the cause and effect and make the logical stories written on it become reality. It can be called the existence of miracles and disasters." Osamu Dazai said calmly: "It is precisely because of it. , Yokohama has been messed up all these years."

The author has something to say:

...Why can't I finish the chapter of the 500-word outline..._(:з」∠)_

A bug was pointed out and fixed.

Hmm... The story in this novel is obviously written by Zaizhi Rabbit himself, combining "Rapunzel", "Cinderella", "Sleeping Beauty" he added casually, and the Garden of Avalon whose scene design imitates Merlin's Noble Phantasm.

In short, he is a little rabbit with a girlish heart ╮(╯▽╰)╭