The cursed girl is not disqualified in the world

I'm sure Osamu Dazai is an idiot, a huge idiot.

——Yue Yuekui

Why am I so sure this guy calling himself Osamu Dazai is an idiot?

Because when I first called out his last name, he hesitated for [-] seconds.Although this idiot responded to me right away, I still knew the fact that Osamu Dazai was not his real real name.

Damn it, if I knew I would have made up a name for myself, wouldn't it be that I am even more stupid than Osamu Dazai?

Ok……

No, if someone finds out that my name is a pseudonym, then wouldn't I be a fool like Osamu Dazai?

Well, forget it, anyway, even if 'Yue Yuekui' is just a code name, I also like this code name very much, and I also like the origin of this code name.

Speaking of which, where did the idiot Osamu Dazai go?

I woke up early in the morning and disappeared. I have already washed my face and tied my hair.

Just as I was wondering if I should pack up and leave the damp and dark cave under my feet while the idiot Dazai was not in front of me, the idiot Dazai ran back yelling.

"I got it, Ms. Aoi, I got other dim sum!"

Osamu Dazai trotted all the way, approaching the entrance of the cave from the winding and narrow mountain road, carefully holding some things wrapped in cloth in his arms.

It was not long after the sun had just risen at this time, and the barely warm morning light shone on his body, casting a layer of warm radiance on his black curly hair.The tiny beads of sweat on his face were also refracting the light, giving him a soft glow, making him look like a forest elf.

Well, it's kind of cute, like a cat that preys on home.

For a moment, the figure of the idiot Osamu Dazai overlapped with the image of the cat in my mind.

"How is it possible, human beings are not such cute creatures as cats." I shook my head, shaking the image of the stupid Osamu Dazai overlapping with the cat out of my mind.

Everything is an illusion, an illusion.

Osamu Dazai had already run up to me, he looked at me nervously and cautiously: "Miss Aoi, what's wrong?"

Hmph, I'm in good health, so I don't feel uncomfortable.

I puffed my cheeks: "Did you disappear before because you wanted to sneak away by yourself?"

Although I also had the idea of ​​leaving the idiot behind and leaving alone, I would never allow the idiot Osamu Dazai to act before me, absolutely not.

"Ah, so Miss Aoi is worried that I will leave you behind?" The idiot Dazai Osamu rubbed the cloth in his arms suddenly, his kite-colored eyes stared at me cautiously: "I will never do such a thing." Yes, even if something really happens, I will absolutely protect Miss Aoi!"

The idiot Osamu Dazai promised so swearingly, and I saw two small mes filling his iris pupils.

This irritated me so I gave him a hard look, then turned away from looking at the idiot.

Idiots will be infected if they watch too much. I remember what my father said to me, I don’t want to become a fool.

"Miss Aoi..."

A bewildered voice came from my side, and I knew that the idiot Osamu Dazai must be thinking bitterly about how to coax me now.

Hmph, I'm not the kind of idiot who will take it seriously if I'm coaxed casually.

"Miss Aoi, look, this is the dim sum I bought from down the mountain, and it's still warm. Miss Aoi, you must be hungry, can you have a taste?"

A piece of pink wagashi draped on a clean handkerchief was handed to me, and the sweet scent made my stomach start to drum willfully.

Well, seeing that you wisely carried the dim sum up the mountain in your arms, and did not let the wagashi completely lose the temperature due to the long distance, I will barely taste this it.

"... so bland." I wrinkled my face, only feeling that I had eaten fake wagashi. I have never eaten such an unpalatable wagashi when it grows so big.

"Ah, is it very bland? I'm sorry, because the villagers don't have any extra money to buy sugar, these wagashi are all made of cane sugar. Surely we should go to a bigger place to buy sweets?"

The annoyed voice entered my ears again.Needless to say, the idiot Osamu Dazai must be scratching the fabric in self-blame again.

"Forget it, anyway, the road ahead will definitely be inconvenient to take care of. It's better to eat lightly, so as not to cause tooth decay." After comforting myself, I finally swallowed the piece of fake wagashi into my stomach.

"...Well, that's right." The idiot Osamu Dazai was still sullen.

It really is a fool, it's hard to take care of after talking about it, and I don't want to have tooth decay, why do I still blame myself.I stroked my hair, but my finger was hooked by a small hair knot: "Hiss!"

My cry of pain attracted Dazai Osamu's full attention, he took a big step closer to me, and stood directly in front of me.

"Oops, Miss Kui, your hair is tangled, what should I do?" The idiot-like guy twitched his limbs in a hurry, and couldn't think of any useful solution with his empty head.

I glared at the idiot Osamu Dazai: "There is a comb in the package."

"Oh, yes, the comb!" Dazai Osamu suddenly remembered the important tool, and rushed into the cave.

Without making me wait long, the idiot Osamu Dazai ran up to me holding an ivory white comb exuding delicate luster, and then he turned into a wooden man again.

"Is it really okay? Let me comb your hair for Miss Aoi?" He looked at me anxiously, as if he was still immersed in the suspicion that he had heard something wrong.

I raised the wagashi in my hand, which was the second piece of breakfast today: "Do you want me to comb my hair while eating snacks?"

The idiot Osamu Dazai poked his head like a rattle: "How can that be, it will disturb your appetite, Miss Aoi."

"Then hurry up and comb my hair for me, don't you know?" I looked at his hands suspiciously, with long fingers and round nails, it looked pampered.

It seems that you really don't know how to comb people's hair?

I was a little worried, I thought I was good enough if I could tie my hair, but there are people who are even clumsier, and it really is the idiot Osamu Dazai.

"I will! I will comb Miss Aoi's hair!" Sensing my suspicion of him, Dazai Osamu held the white comb in his hand with ten fingers, as if he was worried that I would regret it, and quickly walked around behind me.

"Then I'll start." Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, and carefully combed the pink hair scattered on the white dress with a comb, not daring to slack off in any way.

Actually, it's not too stupid.

Feeling the strength that is almost equal to nothing shuttles through my hair, I am lazily nibbling the wagashi in my hand while basking in the sun.

I feel that the fake wagashi is not so unpalatable.

But why did the idiot Osamu Dazai have tiny scars on his hands?It seems that those scars appeared a long time ago?

While eating wagashi, I was thinking about doing nothing in my mind.

Osamu Dazai carefully combed the soft pink hair in his hand, the smooth and slightly cool feeling made his palm a little warm.

Miss Aoi's hair is like a cherry blossom in full bloom, no, it is even more beautiful than a cherry blossom in full bloom, Osamu Dazai thought so, and the strength of his hands became more and more gentle.

When I slowly ate half of the fake wagashi I brought back, the idiot Osamu Dazai finally combed my hair and tied it with the lace headband that I took off earlier.

I shook my head, and it tied well, and it didn't come loose after shaking.I didn't expect the idiot Osamu Dazai to be good at tying hair. I underestimated him.

"Here, don't waste food." I pushed the half of the wagashi to him.

Seeing that there are still a lot of snack boxes left, Osamu Dazai has a worried face: "Is Miss Aoi full? I don't care, there are still fruits in the cave, I can eat those."

"Hmph, do you want to eat or not?" I was a little unhappy when my offer was rejected.

"Eat, I'll eat." Sensing signs of anger from me, the idiot Osamu Dazai quickly put the comb into his pocket, and took the snack box over.

Halfway through eating, the idiot Osamu Dazai pretended not to care and brought up other topics: "...the wagashi here are indeed a bit bland, let's go to other places to buy suitable dim sum."

"Yeah." I nodded indifferently, anyway, as long as I leave my hometown, other places are the same to me.

Swallowing the food in his mouth, Osamu Dazai carefully glanced at the girl beside him: "Then let's go later. Although the sun will be very hot at noon, as long as you pay attention to your body shape and walk under the shade of the trees, is it right? How much sun will it be. Is it okay, Aoi-san?"

"Yeah." It's fine to be able to walk under the shade of the trees, anyway, I don't want to stay in the sun all the time, I'll suffer from heat stroke.

"Then I'll pack my luggage later, Miss Aoi, wait for me a moment." After receiving my promise, the idiot Dazai hurriedly put the wagashi in his mouth into his mouth, chewed vigorously, and swallowed , while walking towards the cave.

I didn't know how to pack my luggage, I picked up a branch, and boredly drew meaningless pictures on the ground, waiting for the idiot Osamu Dazai to pack his luggage.

His movements were quick, and at the end of my drawing, the idiot Osamu Dazai stood beside me with luggage for two people on his back.

Looking at the painting under his feet, the idiot Osamu Dazai touched his chin: "Miss Aoi, is this painting 'The Change of Yingtianmen'?"

I accidentally glanced at the idiot Osamu Dazai, but I didn't expect to be guessed by this guy. I raised my chin: "Have you heard of this story?"

The idiot Osamu Dazai smiled shyly: "When I was in school, the teacher who taught history told this story. Because a fire caused Genji to rise from then on, the plot was too bizarre, so I wrote it down."

When I mentioned school, I threw down the branch in my hand in disappointment: "Let's go, didn't you say pack your luggage and leave?"

"...Oh, okay." Osamu Dazai, who realized that he had slipped his words, closed his mouth in a murmur, picked up the branch on the ground with lowered eyebrows, and wiped away the footprints of the two with it.

The author has something to say:

The branch that Dazai picked up was the one that Aoi threw away.