[Liu Li Meiren Sha] I am awakened by the double standard brothers every day

[seven twenty-two]

It turns out that even snakes can have brain congestion.

The silly boy tried to carry it on at first, but his face became more and more red and swollen, and he spoke in a distorted manner as if he had suffered a stroke. It meant that people who were talking were tired, and those who listened were even more tired. Si Feng on the side also From being on guard to being speechless...then silently hugging the quilt and curling up on the bed again.

It would be easy for Teng Snake to come down without squatting on the roof. One second the gap couldn’t fit his face, and the next second, he slid down from the gap with a “squeak” sound, landing very gracefully. , I didn’t forget to pull a lock of white hair on my head to the sideburns.

"Smelly girl, let me tell you, I didn't come down because of your persuasion."

Looking at his shiny mouth, Duan Wu doubted,

"Why is there oil on your mouth?"

"...Smelly little girl, let's talk business." Suspiciously slow.

"Why is there oil on your mouth!!!!"

The white-haired boy jumped up angrily,

"I have been looking for you without sleep for several days! I even sent rescuers! What's wrong with half a pot of chicken soup! What's wrong!"

The snake god Junyue said more and more angry, thinking that he had never been wronged since he came down to earth, the good guy turned around and disappeared, he was so scared that he was chanting curses and expelling charms, and he was almost not dug in a radius of a hundred miles A big mountain was dug up three feet, not to mention that the mountain god and the land were interrogated by him in turns, and finally he said that he didn't know if it was true. I heard that a girl was killed and taken away to make alchemy. He was so frightened that his soul flew out of his mind, and he hurriedly went to the reincarnation road of the underworld to make a fuss.

Emperor Bolin, if it wasn't for the lifelong happiness of his old man, why would he toss so hard day and night?So when he was hungry and cold, touched here disheartened, and saw this heartless stinky girl cooking chicken on the stove very leisurely, that unstoppable anger, fear, The entanglement of regret finally turned into an irresistible appetite gushing out - not only half a chicken, he even ate half an ear on the casserole, of course, this is a later story.

Some people harbored ulterior motives, so they picked up half a cup of soup that Si Feng hadn't finished and brought it to Lord Tengshe's mouth, saying earnestly and kindly

"Master Shenjun must not have had enough, come on~"

Now that I know how to be attentive, Teng Snake's nose is so tall that he didn't want to be flattered by the stinky lady, but he has no other hobbies, but loves to eat/chicken—whether it's braised and steamed stewed soup, or white-cut soy sauce style Pickled, Mr. Snake never refuses, so he gave her this face. While enjoying it, let's listen to the stinky girl's lightly asked,

"How much did Lord Shenjun hear just now?"

"No, I only saw you crying." Master Teng She replied without thinking, and suddenly reacted, poking fingers at the pair of "lonely man and widow" for a while,

"But you two look like something is wrong!"

"..." Well, he didn't hear anything.

Duan Wu and the sick and beautiful man on the bed secretly exchanged glances, yes, it seems that there is no need to "shut up and gag".

"Come on!" The white-haired boy threw away the soup cup, and made a gesture towards Si Feng who was on the bed, but the other party blinked his eyes without moving his hair, and said innocently,

"I was seriously injured. If you win, you won't win with force." Xuanji, Yu Sifeng's IQ can almost return to the peak state, and Huoshuidong is very easy to attract,

"If you want a duel, you should go to Brother Haochen, the two of them have a good understanding." He smiled maliciously,

Dragon Boat Festival "·····"

"Okay! I'll kill that Hao Chen first and come back to you later." Some people really believed this, so they went out in a daze. When they reached the door, they suddenly remembered that killing the adulterer was only secondary, so they went out again. When I came back, I caught the reincarnation of Princess Nantian who hadn't recovered yet and left together.

Xiao Yinhua didn't even block the door, she just glanced in surprise, then went to the room to see the master, Duan Wu gritted her teeth when she heard Si Feng's faint laughter, good boy, you sold me back, right?

She once again tried to use sweet words and brainwashing methods to deal with Teng Snake God Lord. Unexpectedly, this guy had suffered enough suffering a few days ago. Because of the temperature of the chicken soup, Yumu's head regained a bit of reason. Treating his two ears as decorations, he just didn't listen or look, from the backyard to the kitchen to the disciple's courtyard, he exhausted his tongue and tongue, but Duan Wu didn't stop him.

There was really no other way, so I had to close my eyes and silently recite the mantra that I had gradually become familiar with in my heart. Sure enough, after only a moment, I heard the sound of footsteps ahead, and Teng Snake stopped.

Duan Wu hurriedly opened his eyes to look around, and his senior brother changed into a moon-white gown, with no decorations on his body, only some peach leaf embroidery on his chest and abdomen, no crown on his head, only a blue and purple apron The hairband that you can see is always suitable for light makeup and heavy makeup. A simple dress like his looks more elegant-at least Duan Wu feels that his two eyes must have become heart-shaped now.

He was really surprised and dissatisfied when he saw Teng She, and then glanced contemptuously at the place where Teng She grabbed her arm,

"Let go." The momentum was rolling, but it was useless to Master Teng She.

For some unknown reason, Master Teng Snake looked very familiar with the mortal man in front of him, but he couldn't see what the mortal man looked like, and he didn't care about his demeanor, he only felt that the man was dressed plainly and boringly, and the stinky girl was a bit picky. The taste of men is not good either, the status of the emperor is high, when he is in the heaven, even the uniforms on his body are embroidered with gold and silver threads, dragons, phoenixes and grasses, and there are hundreds of East China Sea pearls inlaid on the jade belt on the crown. One drop is enough to buy ten inns.

He couldn't help complaining secretly in his heart why the emperor hadn't found him for a long time, the little snake snake was too hard, driving away a rival in love and coming back again, it's like a spring breeze blowing again!

Complaints are complaints, momentum cannot be lost,

"Is it loose if you say it is loose?" Before the words fell, the stinky girl broke free by herself, ran over in two or three steps and got behind the man named Hao Chen, and then was very angry, stealing Hao Chen's crotch furtively. The belt secretly glanced at himself, his eyes were bent, and he looked like he was watching the excitement.

It's really... exasperating! ! ! ! !

Seeing the unkind expression of the mortal brother, Teng Snake God Lord snorted coldly, raised his chin, opened his eyes wide, put his hands on his waist, put on airs and shouted coldly, (note that Dantian Yunqi's voice is here)

"Wu Na mortal! Do you know that the woman behind you is the future wife of Emperor Bai Lin of the Heaven Realm, and she is not suitable for you! Hurry up and leave!"

As soon as the words fell, these two mortals who didn't know good and evil actually rushed to wring his mouth with blushing faces and wrinkled eyebrows. They really bullied the gods!

Too bullying snake!

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写不快诶···尴尬感谢在2021-03-1522:39:38~2021-03-1822:08:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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