They All Say I've Met a Ghost

Recently, I have been turning day and night upside down, and I have gotten used to it. Although I went to bed after four o'clock last night, I woke up at seven o'clock in the morning refreshed.

I was stunned to see myself waking up in a strange place. I turned my head and saw that Xiao Ning was sleeping next to me, with all the buttons of her black shirt unbuttoned, revealing her strong chest and abdominal muscles.

Huh?What happened?Could it be that I have sex after being tired?

No, it is still possible to have sex fragments after being drunk, but after being tired... can you still have sex?

Looking down, Xiao Ning's trousers are still on her legs, but the zipper is open, revealing a very thin and strong waist.

I stared at the truncated waist and pectoral muscles, wondering if I should touch them, Xiao Ning went to bed later than me last night, and is now in a deep sleep, so if I touch them, she shouldn't wake up, right?

But taking advantage of others' dangers is not what a gentleman does. That night Xiao Ning carried me to bed and did nothing. He threw me a peach and repaid it with Qiongyao. I want to learn from Xiao Ning and be a good person end people.

After making up my mind, I extended my hand to Xiao Ning's waist, turned to his shoulder, and patted him twice.

Xiao Ning hummed twice, opened her sleepy eyes, and when she saw me, she said in a daze, "It's Mr. Shen, why don't you sleep in more? It's only seven o'clock, and Lai Hui gets up again."

Hey, it turns out that such a serious person like Xiao Ning can also stay in bed, his confused appearance is in stark contrast to his usual serious appearance, so cute.

I used my whole life's perseverance to resist the urge to kiss Xiao Ning on the cheek, and continued to say solemnly: "Your master... Headmaster Ning, why don't you go and see his waist?"

"Not for the time being," Xiao Ning shook his head, "He will be seriously injured every time he does this in the past ten years, at least he should sleep until noon, so don't bother him."

But the herniated disc will hurt very badly...

There is a tutor in my university who suffered from a herniated disc in class.At that time, he was sitting in class, and he was about to get up to go to the bathroom during the break, but he didn't stand up, but lay on the ground, unable to get up.

I immediately carried him to the school hospital, the school doctor said physical therapy.I went to the nearest hospital for physiotherapy with my teacher on my back, and then I learned from the doctor how uncomfortable the disease of lumbar disc herniation is, not to mention that it cannot be cured, and it will also compress the nerves in the legs, making it painful to walk.

Later, after a period of physiotherapy, the teacher relieved a lot. He thanked me very much. I was the one who took the postgraduate exam... Eh?Did I pass the postgraduate interview because the teacher walked through the back door?

Forget it, it's not important, the important thing is head Ning.

Since Xiao Ning won't get up, let me visit the elders. Fortunately, I'm a man, and it's not a big problem to go in and out of Ning's room. If I'm a woman, I can't do my part even if I care about it. I have to avoid suspicion .

Headmaster Ning's bedroom door was ajar, and through the gap, I saw Headmaster Ning struggling to move his limbs, as if trying to get himself up.However, my waist hurts so much that I have to support my waist with my hands when I move a few times.

His face was painful, but he didn't make any sound, really...

To die is to face and suffer.

I gently knocked on the door: "Master Ning, are you awake?"

"Please come in." Headmaster Ning's calm and majestic voice came from the room.

I walked in and saw that Headmaster Ning had changed his posture. He was lying on the bed with his legs together, his palms together, his eyes closed, and he was mumbling something.

Seeing me coming in, he let go of his hand and said, "It's Mr. Shen, this is the posture I practiced before getting up in the morning of Maoshan School, which makes you laugh. I have to do my homework for half an hour, can you please stand outside the door for a while?" A moment later?"

Give you half an hour to get up?If the waist is like this, you can't move it casually, it will be more serious!

Fortunately, I had the experience of carrying patients. I walked into the room of Head Ning forcefully and carried him from the bed.

The patient was very uncooperative, and said loudly: "Mr. Shen, what are you going to do? I can't move freely during the cultivation, otherwise I will burst out of my chest. Please let me down!"

I don't care if he still speaks in the broadcast voice at any time!With Sect Leader Ning on his back, he yelled to Xiao Ning who was sleeping: "Xiao Ning, Sect Leader Ning has a herniated disc in his waist. I'll take him to the hospital for physiotherapy in a taxi. When you wake up, call me."

"Mr. Shen, you... Hey, why do you make things difficult for others!" Sect Leader Ning lied weakly on my shoulders, "I'm really cultivating."

"All right, all right, you can practice on my back." I didn't expose the face of the older generation, and followed his words, "You can also practice when you go to the hospital for physical treatment, it's fine."

I carried Sect Leader Ning all the way to the hospital and lined up. It was already noon when the filming was finished.After watching the film, the doctor scolded me: "The herniated disc is already so serious, why do you still make the old man work, you need to rest and recuperate, you know?"

"Yes, yes." I nodded repeatedly.

Head Ning closed his eyes and said nothing, pretending to be an expert.

"Go to physical therapy, the effect will be better if you haven't had physical therapy. You should be able to sit up after today's treatment, but remember not to let him sit for a long time." The doctor ordered the physical therapy list.

I saw that it was already noon, and I thought I would have to queue for a while, so I asked Head Ning: "Do you need to go to the bathroom? I'll help you there."

"No need!" Head Ning suddenly widened his eyes and said, "Poverty Dao can do it himself."

After that, he leaned on the wall and covered his waist and was about to get up.

I sighed: "Master Ning, I won't look at you, so I'll carry you to the toilet. I'll go out after you stand against the wall by yourself. Can you call me in when you're done?"

Probably because he was really holding back, Sect Leader Ning let out a long sigh, nodded slightly, and accepted it.

After solving the three emergencies in life, I took Head Ning to wash my hands.Head Ning sighed: "Even if you are a cultivator, you can't refuse to accept the old. When I was young, I could meditate for three days and three nights..."

"Three days and three nights?" I asked, "Xiao Ning is talking about traveling around Russia in seven days and seven nights on the K2 line."

"Then why don't you get up and move around while he's asleep?" Head Ning glared at me, "Who can live without going to the bathroom for seven days and nights?"

He probably doesn't maintain his superior demeanor in front of me anymore. Anyway, he has used the toilet with his back behind his back, so there is nothing to be proud of.

"You said that your Maoshan faction is not short of money, so what is your obsession with hard seats on trains?" I couldn't help asking.

"Hey, it's not because people's hearts have fluctuated in recent years, and the disciples of the sect have become more and more arrogant. As the head of the sect, we have to lead by example and carry forward the fine tradition of hard work. If we can endure poverty and loneliness, only then can we cultivate our moral character and be able to suppress others Desires. People have seven emotions and six desires, and if they have excess desires, they will be exploited by evil spirits. Fighting ghosts is always dangerous, and I don’t want my disciples to perish at a young age, and white-haired people send black-haired people.”

These words sound familiar to me. It seems that the ideas of the Maoshan School are also in line with the ideas promoted by the country, and they can keep up with the times.

I suspect that Xiao Ning never heard the words I shouted in the morning, and called me after twelve o'clock to ask where I went with his master.Head Ning begged, I could only hide it for him, saying that I was going out with the head...to buy books and let him handle lunch by himself.

When I said this, the head and I were holding a box of lunch and sitting in line in front of the physical therapy room. How sad it was.

After the meal, it was finally our turn. After accompanying the master for physical therapy, he was finally able to stand up and walk slowly.

In fact, it still hurts, but he insisted on maintaining an air of superiority in front of Xiao Ning.

Before going back, in order to lie, I really took Head Ning to buy a few books, such as leadership speeches, how to maintain fine traditions, various legal books, and took a bag back to the hotel.

Arriving at the hotel at [-]:[-] in the afternoon, Xiao Ning had already changed her clothes. The white shirt could faintly reveal the skin under the shirt.

"Master, why do you want to buy books with Mr. Shen?" Ning Tiance asked puzzled.

"As long as you live and learn, you need to learn more about different beliefs as a teacher." Head Ning sat on the sofa, looking like a fairy, holding a copy of "Principles of Marxism" in his hand. ...very unique.

I feel sorry for him, how painful it is to sit like this.

"Master Ning, why don't you go back and rest, you didn't sleep much last night, and you still have to accompany me to buy books." I quickly smoothed things over.

"Alright." Head Ning nodded slightly, and I stretched out my hand to help him.

At this moment, Xiao Ning asked: "Master, what did you see last night when you asked God's eyes?"

Head Ning, who had just raised his buttocks, showed a subtle smile. Although I suspect that he is enduring the pain with this expression, I have to admire the perseverance of Head Ning.

"Mr. Shen is really a rare and honest gentleman." Ning head said, "Under the eyes of the sky, that righteousness is like a golden dragon, guarding Mr. Shen's body. No wonder all the little ghosts dare not approach."

"The thing about the spell..." Ning Tiance was still very puzzled by this.

"I understand this," I helped head Ning make up, "According to the law of energy conservation, yang or righteousness can be converted and conserved. Your spell has played the role of absorption and transformation, transforming part of the righteousness on my body It is Yang Qi, and it is absorbed by the spell, isn't it, Sect Leader Ning?"

Head Ning nodded slightly: "Exactly."

"But... how can righteousness alone have such power?" Ning Tiance still couldn't accept it.

"As a teacher, I have never seen such a strange scene, but in fact, this phenomenon is recorded in ancient books." Ning head said, "In the past, Tang Wang Li Shimin killed too many evils when he was young, and was infested by ghosts and gods at night. Woke up in a dream. Later, I pasted the portraits of the two generals Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong on the door. Since then, ghosts and gods have not dared to enter. The two generals are not practitioners, and their portraits are not spells. Naturally, they can block ghosts and gods because of their bodies. The righteousness and evil spirit.

As for Mr. Shen, he has never committed any crimes, and he has no evil spirit. His righteousness is enough to drive away ghosts by himself, but his portrait cannot make ghosts and gods dare not enter. "

"I think it's coming soon..." Ning Tiance looked at me and said, "I feel like in two days, Teacher Shen's photo will almost have the effect of a spell."

After the explanation, I helped head Ning back to the room, and he grinned as soon as he lay down, without the slightest appearance of being a fairy.

"Why are you bothering?" I shook my head and said, "You want to save face and suffer, and you still lie to Xiao Ning for being righteous. There are no ghosts in this world."

"You, you, you..." Headmaster Ning pointed at me with trembling fingers, "You have saved so many ghosts, and you don't think there are ghosts in the world?"

"Huh?" I jumped up and said, "Master Ning, we both have this relationship, so we don't need to play tricks, do we?"

The author has something to say: Head Ning: I was an expert in the past, but after meeting Teacher Shen, I became a patient.Can make people face people's hearts directly, Mr. Shen is really a god!

Teacher Shen: Master Ning, don’t meditate all the time if your back hurts, just lie down!

Anyone who is in front of such a frank person as Mr. Shen must take off the mask of disguise.

Teacher Shen’s thinking: In order to maintain the image, head Ning dare not tell his disciples that he has a protruding disc in his waist = head Ning tells his students that there are ghosts in the world in order to maintain the image of the Maoshan School