The day I fell in love with Qi Shen

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"Are you going back? Daniel." The little prince pulled Daniel's sleeve reluctantly.

"Well, I haven't been home for a long time." Daniel was wearing a black windbreaker and a black hat, and stroked the little prince's hair with his white-gloved hands. "Seeing that you are taken care of now, I feel relieved."

The little prince's eyes flashed, and he moved towards Saiki Kusuo who was behind him unnaturally.

"I've already made arrangements for the castle, you don't have to worry, someone will take care of it anytime."

"Hmm..." The little prince hugged Daniel and put his ear on his chest, "Daniel's is beating here."

"Stop talking nonsense." Daniel smiled helplessly: "The devil doesn't have a heart, how can there be a beating sound?"

"It really is!" The little prince rubbed his hands, "I heard it all! Daniel is a special devil! A devil with a heart!"

"Hayihai." Daniel put his hand on the little prince's shoulder and pushed him away, "I'm leaving, you go back with Qi Mu-jun, remember not to be too willful in the future, and don't cause trouble for others."

"Yeah!" The little prince nodded and smiled, "I'm super obedient!"

Daniel put his hand down: "I'm leaving."

The little prince pounced on him again, "Give me another hug!"

"One more hug!"

"Just one click!"

"Come again, hee hee!"

……

"Remember to come back and see me, Daniel!" The little prince waved his arms high, watching Daniel disappear into the mist holding the boxed lunch.

Saiki Kusuo stepped forward with Anpu in his arms, "Shall we go home?"

"En!" The little prince took Qi Mu's hand, "Let's go home!"

An Pu collapsed in Qi Mu's arms decadently, "It seems that I can only catch up with dinner when I go back, meow..."

"Amp, you really should lose weight, but you still want to eat?"

"Meow fight meow meow meow?"

"Hahaha."

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In front of him was the endless gray scorched earth.

There is not a little green, the whole land seems to be scorched, potholes, high-rise buildings collapsed from the middle, and the trees were roasted into charred wood. When the wind blows, the burning ashes blow into the eyes of the little prince and Qi Mu, making them suspect that it is Not dreaming.

The Little Prince, Saiki Kusuo:

"... oh hoo."

"Coffee, Coffee Jelly Superman, you, you, you pinch me." The little prince said blankly, "I'm not... dreaming, am I?"

Saiki Kusuo pinched the little prince's face: "I think it should...not."

"Oh!" The little prince rubbed his face, turned his head and glared angrily: "You really pinched me!"

Qi Mu shrugged.

"What's going on? Have we really returned to the original world?" The little prince was puzzled: "Or have we entered another world by mistake?"

"This is a barren land at all!"

"Shh." Qi Mu made a "silence" gesture, "There is something in front."

"What?" The little prince hid behind Qi Mu, poked his head out to look in the direction of his gaze, "What...is there?"

"Let's go." Saiki Kusuo pulled him, bypassing many ruins, a cluster of flames reflected in the eyes of the little prince.

A cluster of small, cooking... bonfires? !

"emmm, blah, blah... delicious, blah, blah... why haven't you come back yet?"

A tattered, beggar-like man, holding a large skewer of barbecue in his left and right hands, and grilling something to eat!

The man raised his head, and the little prince was startled: This man has no white eyes!

"Ahahahaha, you are finally back." The man stood up from the broken stone, waving the barbecue and opening his arms, "Kusuo! I have been waiting for you for a long time."

Saiki Kusuo narrowed his eyes: "...is that you?"

"Well, it's me."

The little prince looked at the man and then at Qi Mu, and whispered, "Who is it?"

Qi Mu looked at the sky, thinking of the time when he completely solved the volcanic incident a few years ago——

[Yo, boy. 】

The man emerged from the magma, staring at him with two completely black pupils, [Arigado, thanks to you, otherwise there would be a big mess. 】

Saiki Kusuo took a step back, and said in a heartfelt voice with no expression on his face: 【Who are you? 】

【I?Haha, I forgot to introduce myself, I am "Guardian"... Ah, it means protecting the earth and human beings, hehe. 】

Seeing Qi Mu staring at him, the guardian pointed at himself embarrassingly, [Ah, are you surprised by my appearance?Ahaha, this is an ordinary doll that I used casually, not bad, hehe?I want to thank you properly...]

Saiki Kusuo: [Since it is a guardian...]

【Um? 】

【Where did you go a few years ago? 】

[Smith Marseille! 】The guardian clasped his hands together, 【Because there was a leak in a large wine cellar before, all the wine leaked into the cracks in the ground... Hiccup, I accidentally drank too much or something. 】

The guardian put his hands on the back of his head and smiled like a child, 【When I woke up, I found that the volcano was about to erupt. Fortunately, you solved it in time hahahahaha hiccup! 】

【Thank you! ] The guardian bowed again to thank you.

Saiki Kusuo: […]

nod.

Saiki Kusuo turned and left without hesitation——

[tsk. 】

……

"Coffee Jelly Superman? Coffee Jelly Superman!" The little prince grabbed Qi Mu's ear, "Who is he! Do you know him?"

"Ah..." Saiki Kusuo finished the memory killing, looked at the little prince, "It's just an irresponsible bastard."

"Hey, you're embarrassing me so bluntly." The guardian forced a smile.

Saiki Kusuo looked at it, "Tell me, what happened?"

The guardian coughed, raised a finger, and said with a smile: "Actually, nothing major happened... A day ago, the world suddenly started a large-scale earthquake. Not only the earthquake, but also active volcanoes all over the world erupted, followed by violent creation. Triggered tsunamis that flooded continents around the world and then the entire surface of the Earth finally sank."

"Well, that's probably how things go."

Saiki Kusuo: "Ah...um."

The guardian still raised his finger and smiled.

little Prince:"……"

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"So what did you bastard do!?"

The guardian squatted on the ground, covering his head, "I'm sorry, I accidentally fell asleep again... Hey, it's just that I accidentally fell asleep, so please forgive me?"

"The world was destroyed because of your dereliction of duty, hey!"

"It's just the destruction of the world, will you forgive me?"

Saiki Kusuo sighed: "You are such a bastard with black eyes through and through."

"It's just dark eyes, will you forgive me?"

"Shut up, I don't want to hear your voice."

"Hey, that's not okay." The guardian smiled and said, "I'm waiting for you here specifically to tell you the reason for this disaster."

"I know, you have the ability to go back to the past, right? Once you know the reason, go back and stop it."

"Tsk." Although Saiki Kusuo was inexplicably uncomfortable with the tone of this instruction, he still asked patiently: "What's the reason? Tell me quickly."

The guardian opened his eyes, and the all-black pupils had an inexplicable sense of solemnity——

"Ask a question first, Kusuo, have you ever eaten until your stomach was full?"

Saiki Kusuo: "Does this have anything to do with the end of the world?"

The little prince who had been silently watching from the sidelines suddenly said, "Could it be that the earth exploded because its belly broke?"

The guardian turned his head and glanced at the little prince, "Hey, this kid is very smart, the meaning is pretty much the same."

"It started a few years ago... Ah, I can't remember exactly how many years ago. Sorry, who told Kusuo to go back in time every year? Hahaha, there was a meteorite that crashed into the center of the earth."

"The energy carried by this meteorite is too huge, just like a person suddenly eats a hundred... no, a thousand skewers of barbecue." The guardian took a bite of the barbecue, chewed and swallowed it, "Bang, it exploded. "

"The process of this explosion is very slow. The previous volcanic event was one of the processes. Kusuo, you only treated the surface, but did not see the root."

"Then why didn't you tell me?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

The guardian suddenly said seriously: "Are you kidding me? I'm a guardian! How can a child like you be allowed to participate in such dangerous activities? Hmm~ no, no, no!"

[So you still remember that you are a guardian. 】The little prince and Qi Mu complained at the same time.

"I've been trying to kill that meteorite since then."

"Oh, you all saw it." The guardian held the barbecue in one hand, touched the back of his head with the other, and sighed helplessly: "I failed."

Saiki Kusuo, the little prince: "Ah...um."

"I want you to go back to the past." The guardian's all-black pupils stared straight at Saiki Kusuo, "Before the world-extinction meteorite falls into the center of the earth, stop it, or...destroy it!"

"That..." Qi Mu raised his hand, "I understand the truth, but there are so many shooting stars every year, how do I know which one it is?"

"Emmmm." The guardian rested his chin and pondered: "I really can't remember the exact year... But that meteorite is a bit strange. Ordinary meteorites are complete ones, but which one is broken? Broken into pieces?" Small pieces, so they can fall in through the cracks..."

"That's weird...why is it broken?"

As if remembering it, the little prince turned his head to look at Qi Mu and asked in surprise, "Could it be the one you broke?"

Saiki Kusuo: "Huh?"

"It was when we met for the first time when we were young, the meteorite you shattered fell towards me, and then you saved me!" The little prince said anxiously, "Is it that meteorite?"

Qi Mu remembered a little bit, "Ah, yes, I smashed it... wait!" He suddenly turned his head to look at the little prince: "How do you know it's me!?"

The little prince looked at him with mentally retarded eyes: "Aha? Because it's strange no matter how you think about it, why did you appear at that time? It's like knowing that a meteorite will hit me on the head."

"Combining the age of Coffee Jelly Superman at that time and calculating what he would do at that age, it is easy to conclude: Coffee Jelly Superman is because he believed the words of the children in the same class that 'it is best to leave the earth during the New Year's Eve'. Leaving Earth and then a meteor flies over Coffee Jelly Superman will think, well, it's ugly, let's blow it up, and the broken meteorite falls towards me, and you just pay attention to where the meteorite is going."

"Well, then I was saved by you."

The little prince analyzed it clearly and said: "Is that right? Oh, let me explain in advance that I didn't peek at the script, hehe."

Saiki Kusuo: "...666."

"Yes! That's right! It must be that one!" The guardian pounded his fist, "Now that we know which one it is, it's easy! Stop it before it falls into the center of the earth!"

"Huh?" The little prince and Qi Mu turned their heads at the same time.

"...Ahaha, I mean, please you guys! Mmmmm~"

"Hay! Leave it to us!" The little prince agreed, patting his chest.

Saiki Kusuo tilted his head, "You stay."

"Eh? Why!" The little prince refused, "I want to go too!"

"It's too dangerous, can you catch the meteor with your bare hands?" Qi Mu asked back.

The little prince raised his head, full of self-confidence: "Although I can't catch stars empty-handed, don't forget that I am a bug-like existence! With me here, you will definitely succeed!"

Saiki Kusuo: "But..."

"Okay, okay, let's go together, don't argue." The guardian stuffed two skewers of tenderloin, "Hurry up, eat the barbecue I baked, and you will be free from the influence of the laws of space and time in a short time. You in the past coexisted in the same world."

"Hey." The little prince said disgustedly, "It's all burnt."

"It's delicious! I also put salt and chili powder!"

"God damn chili noodles!"

Saiki Kusuo and the little prince looked at each other holding the barbecue, and took a bite under the watchful eyes of the guardian.

"Well, I wish you a successful return, my little heroes!"

The guardian closed his eyes, "I hope that our world will always be peaceful and peaceful, free from accidents and disasters."

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In the space-time tunnel, the little prince suddenly noticed something was wrong: "Strange, where's Anpu? I haven't seen it all this time. Didn't it come back with us?"

"Hush, let's go get the boxed lunch."

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The author has something to say:

Hahahaha hiccupped by the poison of the tooth extraction song, the guardian said "it's just xxx, please forgive me", the melody of that song is all in my mind ~ Amway once posted, search "Third Years of Seeing Differences" on station b Surprise (*￣y▽￣)~