I'm probably not human anymore

When Lu Yuanming received the call, he was still outside and did not go back. When Jiang Si asked if the weirdness that caused the traffic accident had been resolved, Lu Yuanming was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Jiang Si might want to intervene in this matter After all, the place where the weirdo is doing things is very close to Jiang Si's community, if one fails, that weird may go to care about Gu Jiangsi's community.

Lu Yuanming said: "It hasn't been resolved yet, we are tracking that weird one."

This weirdo is very obsessed with causing traffic accidents. The traffic accident on the front road is already the third in Qingshi. According to the survivors of the accident, they were driving normally, waiting for the red light, and driving normally when the green light came. At the intersection, the cars in front acted as if they had been hit by a head drop. They used the accelerator as a brake and rushed forward with a roar, but they collided with three vehicles at the intersection!

With the unstoppable speed of the car, the people and the car were gone at the moment of the collision, and the people who survived by chance were all the cars behind. They were affected by the car accident, but saved their lives.

After the investigation by the Bureau's analysis team, when the accident happened, they saw green lights in all four directions, so they drove. When they started the car, they didn't see any cars driving in the left and right directions. They were at the intersection. After the collision, the vehicles behind suddenly realized that they were driving in all four directions. The vehicles behind braked suddenly and managed to save their lives. The three vehicles in front of the four directions basically disappeared.

The analysis team of the Bureau of Conspiracy gave two answers. When the strange event happened, the traffic light was affected, and it should really turn into a green light. In addition to this, there are strange and confusing, otherwise you will not see the cars coming from left and right and at the intersection. Drag racing speed, if it is one or two drag racing, it can be considered as an individual behavior, but drivers in four directions doing this together can only be confused by weirdness.

After the car accident, the traffic lights became normal, and the cars behind were all in a cold sweat, and someone called the police immediately, and when Lu Yuanming arrived at the scene, the weirdness disappeared long ago.

Lu Yuanming told Jiang Si all the existing information, "Where are you now? Do you want to make a move?"

Jiang Si led the four while talking on the phone while walking forward, attracting the attention of countless passers-by along the way.

Jiang Si: "You can't find it, and I may not be able to find it, let it be, I'm walking the dog."

Lu Yuanming: "..."

Lu Yuanming thought he heard it wrong, "Walk... the dog?"

Jiang Si doesn't have a dog at all, he only has pet spirits!

Jiang Si: "Well. I just discovered today that pet spirits also need to be walked. If you have nothing to do, don't keep closing the fighting chicken. Let it run more. It can keep you happy and your happiness index will be higher."

Lu Yuanming: "..."

Lu Yuanming hung up the phone suspiciously, and released his fighting chicken.

The logistics team working together immediately became vigilant, "Is that weirdness around here?"

Lu Yuanming shook his head, "Don't be nervous, no weird traces have been found so far."

Logistics team: "???"

I didn't find it weird, why did you release the pet spirit?Didn't the Brahma Chicken be released only when encountering weirdness before?

Lu Yuanming's face was blank, "My brother is walking the pet spirit, let me also let him go for a walk, it can improve the happiness index of the pet spirit."

Logistics team: "..."

Jiang Si led the four of them all the way forward, followed by a few people who were not far or near. They were all sent by Bo Huai to secretly protect Jiang Si. Going out, it turned out that on the first day of protection, I saw him go downstairs to walk the dog.

At first, one person and four pets got along quite harmoniously. Half an hour later, Huajiao was the first to lose the battle. It was tired from running and grabbed Jiang Si's leg begging for a hug. Jiang Si had a dark face. He who never exercised Sports waste wood, now also very tired ah!

Jiang Si: "Don't hug, go back to Lingming Grass to rest when you're tired."

Zanthoxylum moaned and chirped aggrievedly, hugged its legs and didn't let go of its claws, it didn't want to go back to the Lingming Grass, and wanted Jiang Si to carry it away.

Jiang Si was ruthless, dragging his leg pendant and walking forward, resolutely not hugging.

Huajiao used his trump card to stand in front of Jiang Si, stood upright, spread his short legs, and said "hug me hug me" in his tone, which attracted the laughter of passers-by.

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si grinds his teeth, the adult corgi is also a small weight, if he holds it, Jiang Si will soon be dropped by the three in front.

Seeing the majestic and tall Yidianhong, Jiang Si's eyes flashed, and he gave Huajiao an idea, "Well, ask Brother Ji if he would like to give you a ride."

Zanthoxylum was stunned, turned to look at Dianhong's tall, snow-white body, and thought that he could squat on Dianhong's back, condescendingly contemptuous of Sirius and Buck, Zanthoxylum thought this idea was awesome!

Zanthoxylum ran up to Brother Ji and wailed, and was kicked out by Brother Ji's paw. Zanthoxylum turned somersault on the ground, limped back and complained, and continued to hug Jiang Si's leg and act coquettishly.

Jiang Si: "..."

Seeing more and more people onlookers, Jiang Si scooped up the Zanthoxylum bungeanum on the ground, Zanthoxylum was twisting proudly, look, look, Jiang Jiang still loves me the most, you latecomers have to stand aside!

Jiang Si walked up to Dianhong and discussed with it, "You will get half of Zanjiao's ration this week, would you like to give it a ride?"

The rations Jiang Si mentioned were not cat food or dog food, but spirit seed regiments!

The whole dog of Huajiao was shocked, and looked at Jiang Si in disbelief.

Yidianhong readily agrees, but Huajiao disagrees!

Jiang Si wanted to put it on Little Red's back, but Huajiao hugged Jiang Si's arm tightly without letting go of his claws, and kept whining.

Jiang Si is not used to this problem, "It's useless to regret it now, your ration must be divided in half to Brother Ji."

Huajiao saw that Jiang Si was not joking, and a good dog would not suffer from immediate losses. Since half of its rations were gone, it must enjoy it well and never let itself suffer!

Zanthoxylum squats obediently on the chicken's back. It needs to use aura to fix its two hind legs so as not to fall off the chicken's back. The chicken's benefits have been taken, but it doesn't matter whether the Zanthoxylum will fall or not. Brother Ji ran up and denied his relatives!

Now is the rush hour for work, and many people saw a giant chicken carrying a corgi running wildly on the sidewalk. The giant chicken was accompanied by two dogs, a cold and domineering Doberman and a beige Warm and cute Labradors, they have leashes around their necks, they don’t let their owners lead them, they trot forward all the way with their mouths in their mouths, followed by a boy with outstanding appearance, who is also running along.

Such a combination was too eye-catching, and passers-by took out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos. Jiang Si hated that he forgot to wear a hat and mask when he came out, so he had to bite the bullet and be photographed.

Jiang Si was almost exhausted and couldn't run anymore. Buck, who was rushing to the front, finally stopped. traffic light.

Jiang Si leaned on his knees and gasped for breath. When the passers-by who were waiting for the green light saw this four favorites, they couldn't hold back their eager fingers. Someone had already taken out their mobile phones to secretly take pictures of this four favorites.

Jiang Si hadn't caught his breath yet, when he suddenly heard Buck barking twice, he rushed out like an arrow from the string, and the target was right under the traffic light at the intersection!

"Hey dog, it's gone!"

"Che Che! Is that dog dying?!"

"Whose dog is that? So irresponsible!"

"Then, what is that..."

"Damn it! It's weird...that's weird!"

"..."

The passers-by who were still scolding the dog owner for being irresponsible all exploded at the moment, because after avoiding a few cars, Buck went straight to the traffic light, and a cloud of black gas suddenly appeared in the empty place , a child with badly rotten skin and flesh was pushed out of the black air!

The child rolled several times on the ground, then straightened up, and the ghostly aura around him was about to disappear. Buck pounced on him again, and pushed the child hidden in the ghostly aura out again!

The child became angry, and appeared next to Buck in an instant. His little blue and black hands grabbed Buck's neck. Buck didn't know if he thought the child was dirty and smelly, so he jumped three feet high as if he stepped on his tail, preventing the child from approaching it.

The child appeared next to Buck again, and the target was always Buck's neck. Buck was annoyed, and instead of running or jumping, he stood upright and used his two front paws to fight the child hand-to-hand!

Buck stood upright, taller than the child. Every time the child's blue-black little hands grabbed Buck's neck, they would be slapped away with a paw, and a dog and a child fought each other head-on.

The ghostly aura began to appear around the child again, and he wanted to take the child away invisibly, but a spiritual light erupted from Buck's body, purifying the ghostly aura!

All pedestrians and vehicles stopped, and they all stared dumbfounded at the fight under the traffic lights. They thought it was a dog who had discovered the weirdness. Other people's dogs were so brave that they even dared to fight the weirdness. Envy!It turned out that they were told that other people’s dogs were not ordinary dogs at all. Seeing the naked appearance, what else did they not understand?That is a pet spirit!This is even more envious!

The driver of the car closest to the traffic lights was startled. He was shaking like chaff. He wanted to open the door and escape, but failed to unbuckle the seat belt after pressing several times. He was too close, so close The rotten wound of the weird child can be seen clearly even in the black water flowing!He was so frightened that he completely lost control of his body and couldn't do anything. He could only stare at the fight ahead with his eyes wide open!

Buck patted it with his paw, and the weird kid slammed into the front of the front car with a "bang". Buck chased after him, and a dog and a weird dog clung to the front of the car to fight. Breathing in, Gabeng fainted from fright!

Standing on the sidewalk, Jiang Si's face was full of black lines. He really wanted to ask Buck, did you consider how the people in the car felt when you were fighting against the front of the car?

The person in the car didn't feel it because he was already fainted from fright.

The weird child was hit violently by Buck riding on him. After hesitating for a while, he bit the weird child's neck and dragged the child all the way to Jiangsi.

The pedestrians standing with Jiang Si saw the pet spirit approaching with a weird child in its mouth, and they all ran away in fright, leaving only Jiang Si, two dogs and a chicken staying where they were.

Buck stood in front of Jiang Si with the weird child in his mouth, he didn't let go, there was a whining sound in his throat, and he looked at Jiang Si eagerly.

Jiang Si reached out and touched Buck's head, praising it, "Buck is great! You did a great job!"

Buck's big tail swung from side to side uncontrollably, apparently in a good mood.

Seeing that the weird child was still struggling, Jiang Si picked a spot that was still intact, and pointed his finger.

[Ghoul Taotao, weirdness value: 2500, the traffic light is very fun, you can turn it into any color you want, increase the speed, don't stop, let's play together. 】

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si was a little helpless with such a small ghoul. Ghouls have entities and cannot be absorbed directly as ghost energy. The ghost sealing box is a bit small and cannot hold this thing. Jiang Si remembered that Bo Huai sealed up two ghouls, both Using spirit bones...

Thinking of Bo Huai, Jiang Si's heart warmed, he took out his phone and wanted to call Bo Huai, and asked him if he still had a spirit bone in his hand, and just before pressing the number, he raised his finger and dialed Lu Yuanming's number.

Bo Huai is very busy, he may be in a meeting or on a mission, Jiang Si doesn't want to disturb him, so he can only disturb Lu Yuanming.

As soon as the phone was connected, Jiang Si said: "Do you have a spirit bone in your hand? Bring one here. I was walking the dog, and the dog caught a child ghoul who was about to play with traffic lights. I can't deal with it now." .”

Lu Yuanming was stunned for a long time before making a hasty sound, asked the specific location, and hurriedly led people to this side.

They are not far from this traffic light, and they have been walking outside all afternoon. They just want to catch this weird traffic light manipulator, but they can't find it everywhere. luck? !

This is of course not luck, it's all due to Buck's strong tracking skills, he followed Wei Wei all the way to this place, this little weirdo is also considered unlucky, as a responsible military dog, Ba Ye dared to commit crimes under Ba Ye's nose , What is it if you are not courting death?

Lu Yuanming hurried over with the logistics team, and saw a labrador with a child in its mouth strangely from a distance, before Lu Yuanming had time to ask, he took a spirit bone from the logistics team, and the top of the spirit bone was Wrap it with a piece of cloth, Lu Yuanming held it on the cloth, without touching the spirit bone directly, he inserted the spirit bone into the strange child's chest, and the strange child did not move at all.

Buck threw the weird kid on the ground, flicked his head and stuck out his tongue in a series, pawed his mouth constantly, and was so smelly that he suspected that he was a dog.

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si fumbled around in his pockets, but found nothing, and asked the logistics team, "Who has wet tissues? Borrow them."

The logistics team looked at each other in blank dismay, no one among the group of elders had such delicate thoughts.

A young lady walked out of the crowd, "That...do you want a wet tissue?"

Jiang Si turned his head, the young lady threw him a bag from a long distance away, Jiang Si caught it and smiled at her, the young lady was dazzled.

Jiang Si took out a wet tissue to wipe Buck's mouth, tongue and teeth, and muttered while wiping, "Thank you little sister for saving your dog's life."

After finally cooking Buck, Buck felt much better, so he walked unhurriedly to the young lady who helped him, and looked up at her.

Miss: "???"

Jiang Si helped translate, "Buck is thanking you, I can touch it for you."

The young lady was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly squatted down, reached out and touched Buck, the hair was so soft and slippery, and the muscles were so tight!

The young lady excitedly said: "This, is this really a pet spirit? It's the first time I've seen a pet spirit with my own eyes! I even touched it!"

Jiang Si was infected by the young lady's excitement, and laughed, "It's a pet spirit, Buck is very powerful."

The young lady said embarrassedly: "I, can I take a photo with Buck? I want to post it on Moments to show off."

Jiang Si asked Buck, "Can you?"

Buck stood up, shook the hair on his body, walked to the little sister and squatted down, and was already in the pose for taking pictures.

Jiang Si laughed, "Yes, Buck is ready."

The little sister has been turned over by Buck, and immediately took out her mobile phone. For better effect, Buck even put a light on the spot to prove that he is a genuine pet spirit.

The young lady was so happy, she stood beside her with her mobile phone, so as not to affect their work.

The logistics team has already taken out a white cloth to wrap the ghoul child, ready to take it back, ghouls are good things, and ghoul blood is one of the materials used to make the ghost box, they must handle it properly.

Lu Yuanming: "I will report and give you the contribution value of this task."

Jiang Si: "No, I didn't do anything, it's all thanks to Buck, I'll just reward him with two balls of spiritual particles for you, you keep the contribution value for yourself, we don't even need it."

Lu Yuanming patted Jiang Si on the shoulder, did not refuse, made an appointment to meet again when he was free, and left first with the logistics team and the ghoul kid.

The man who was stunned has been pulled out of the car by the logistics staff and an ambulance was called.

Passage resumed at the crossroads, and Jiang Si returned the same way with the four dogs.

For the next two days, Jiang Si would draw fourth-grade pet spirits in the morning, and with the remaining spiritual value, Jiang Si would clear up the school's backlog. Those lists did not require high spiritual value, and he could draw two , Three pictures, and in the evening, I took the pet spirit out for a walk.

During this period, Bo Huai called Jiang Si, Jiang Si knew that Bo Huai had returned to Longshi, and he might have to stay in Longshi for a few days, and he would come back after work. Jiang Si felt a little disappointed, thinking that Bo Huai would come back in a few days , he was resurrected with full blood, thinking about how he would test Bo Huai when he came back.

On the evening of the third day, Jiang Si was fully dressed and ready to go out, and the six cubs were already sitting in a row at the door, waiting to go out to let the wind go.

Except for forgetting to wear a hat and mask when going out on the first day, after that Jiang Si would wrap himself up tightly, only showing his eyes before going out.

Jiang Si opened the door, just in time to face Mu Wei who was about to knock on the door. Mu Wei had a hatchet pinned to his waist. This was a ghost weapon he had exchanged for after the corpse thread was destroyed. This hatchet is obviously better than the corpse thread.

Jiang Si didn't expect Mu Wei to come over, "Mu team, long time no see."

After Muwei sized him up, his eyes fell on the six dogs at the door, German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler, Labrador, Corgi, and Brahma Chicken. There are enough breeds, and each one is no different from a real pet.

Mu Wei: "Want to go out?"

Jiang Si: "Walk the dog."

Mu Wei said: "It may delay your time to walk the dog, there is a strange incident that requires your cooperation."

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si: "Your tone makes me think that I may have committed a major crime."

Muwei nodded, "It is indeed related to you. So far, more than 1000 people have been involved, and the number is still increasing."

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si opened the door and let Muwei enter the room to talk.