Husband, it's from hell
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Just looking at him, examining.This is what Xiao Gu felt intuitively, except for the outline of the small man, he couldn't even see what he was wearing.
Just when Xiao Gu wanted to speak to gain the initiative, the one behind spoke. "Since you say so, just swallow this." Gu Lulu, a palm-sized wooden bottle rolled over under his feet, Xiao Gu was quite tangled.
"What is this? Why do I want to eat it?" Facing Xiao Gu's feeble question, the guy behind who couldn't even see the outline directly said coldly: "People's hearts are changeable, you want us to trust you , just show some sincerity, don’t worry about dying.”
Xiao Gu swallowed his saliva when he heard the words, I am a mother, this is definitely not a good thing, and it is sincere, whoever shows sincerity will risk his life at every turn, that is sincerity, that is Stupid, irresponsible.
However, the time is not with me, the current situation is one-sided, Luo Yu has not moved at all, I don't know if there are other people around, Xiao Gu, holding in his arms: Anyway, my master is dying soon, so I am not afraid of this trembling anymore.
Just after Xiao Gu tilted his neck up and swallowed the contents of the bottle, the little man suddenly laughed a few times, which was very pervasive, and Xiao Gu suddenly felt like he was being tricked.
His intuition was right, "You are such an idiot, we let you swallow it, but we didn't let you swallow it all, now it's over, buy one get one free, all ghosts and ghosts have entered your stomach. Haha. "
Hearing this, Xiao Gu's face was wrinkled into a dumpling skin, wow! You have a grandma's legs, I greet your eight generations of ancestors.When he was trembling with anger and didn't dare to move because of the little man's words, the one behind spoke.
"What are you afraid of, don't you still have a follower, just ask him to pull out the Gu for you with ghost energy." Xiao Gu told him, "This is a piece of cake, a trivial matter, a trivial matter." 'The tone is very dissatisfied, get out of here!
Insidious, despicable, killing two birds with one stone, guarding against me alone, and even plotting with Luo Yu.Curse you, step on your poop when you go out tomorrow, and then die of nausea.
It doesn't matter if you think about it this way, Xiao Gu was a little uncomfortable after getting off the train and staying in a small hotel, and because he was bullied by the violent Luo Yu once, he caught a cold, and then encountered ghosts one after another, coupled with the continuous journey Tired, it was beyond expectation that he could hold on.
I really wanted to vomit when I climbed the mountain, but now I was disgusted by my own thoughts, wow!He vomited for a long time, and his hands were still moving because of the discomfort.
The little man and those behind him interpreted Xiao Gu's vomiting as aimed at them, and saw that his hand clearly pointed to the place where the little man was standing in front, as well as the back.Isn't it just that they are disgusting.
This misunderstanding is huge.
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☆, lost your soul?
Xiao Gu began to blacken his eyes when he vomited, this is too much to suffer.
"Dead or not? Let's go if you're not dead." The little man's tone was quite unfriendly, Xiao Gu felt like an animal, just like that, and he thought of throwing a hard stare over there.The little man probably saw it, and laughed a few times.
Laugh fart!It is said that the mountain people are simple and honest, you can almost be selected as a classic negative textbook, sinister and cunning.villain!
"Since you are so sincere, we also want to do our best as landlords. Please get in the car." The little man was still standing there, not moving.What are you doing, where is the car?Ghosts will believe you, liar, dead liar.Do you think I will believe you, dreaming!Xiao Gu gritted his teeth.The blow to the little heart is not small, and the rebound is quite big.
"Do you want me to hug you?" The little tall man behind spoke, Xiao Gu shook his head and looked over, yo, there really is a car, and it's a very strange car.I don't know when the little tall one was brought here.
The strange thing about the cart is that the animal it pulls is like a goat, but it is much bigger, covered with long, slender hair that hangs down to the ground, and has huge hooves.
Xiao Gu, definitely not sitting down!
"Heh, you are still playing with your temper, you like to sit or not, and you turn your nose up to the sky when you ask someone to do something. It's really ignorant. It's done. It's getting dark. We'd like to lend it to you for free." Xiao Xiao The tall man snorted coldly, then turned around and left.As the rustling sound of rubbing against the ground faded away, Xiao Gu stood still on the spot without hesitation.
What the hell?Also call me hypocritical?Fuck you! It's as if you can't climb mountains.I care about your broken sheep cart.
The guy behind who hid his figure more secretly still spoke in such a calm manner: "You can walk by yourself, but I don't know if you can walk up. Bai Bai will have to sleep and eat until the sky turns pale at the latest .You can figure it out yourself." He said and left.
Xiao Gu was simply speechless.
The big goat turned his head to look at him from time to time, Xiao Gu stood beside it, mustered up his courage, patted its head with five fingertips closed together, and snorted in vain, as if urging it.Xiao Gu felt that Bai Bai seemed quite easy-going.
Those two guys who slapped people twice and then patted their heads to coax a few words did not know the truth of what they said before leaving, but now that he is under the control of others, even if he is ready to die, he doesn't want to die for no reason. .
Xiao Gu climbed into the car, and as soon as he sat down, he heard a short high-pitched whistle whirling around, kicking his heels in vain, and began to trot.
"Ugh!" Xiao Gu vomited for the second time.He shouldn't be an idiot, he looks like a master, this is for nothing, the roads he walks are rough, and the speed is not slow, it trots very easily, Xiao Gu was just dizzy on the back seat of a wooden board with railings Meat and eight vegetables.
Finally, when he was holding back and was about to vomit for the third time, Bai Bai stopped in a cabin.Xiao Gu almost rolled off the car.
"Don't you like to vomit, let me make you vomit." When Xiao Gu finally got up from the ground, there was a small figure standing at the door of the house, looking at him with a sneer.Judging from the voice, it was the little man.
revenge!Chi Guoguo's revenge!Xiao Gu wiped the dirt from the corner of his mouth, and cast a look of resentment. The room was brightly lit, and the appearance of the small person was unrealistic, but he could already tell that it was a little girl with two buns.Xiao Gu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, the adults didn't bully him that much all the way, but it was these little kids who did a lot of harm.Xiao Gu's worldview has been subverted quite a bit.
"If you want to find Master Hua, just wait here. We don't know when he will come back. If he hadn't said that we can't make decisions about him, and we wouldn't bring you back at night. It's troublesome. .” The little tall man came out from behind the little one, and the two stood together.
Xiao Gu was almost overwhelmed with anger!
"Why, are you unhappy? We brought you here, and we don't want you to pay anything. Don't you even have a thank you?" The little man came out of the room, pointing at Xiao Gu with his hands on his hips, with an accusation on his face, he gave Xiao Gu I am happy.
"I thank you. I could have come tomorrow morning. Thank you for giving me good food. Thank you for making me vomit. Thank you for bringing me here even though I was away. Thank you, thank you so much." Xiao Gu chuckled, hinting at sarcasm.
The little tall man also came out, he was a handsome but dull boy, he pulled the little girl back: "Xiaozhu, let's not be angry with him, he thought he could come up, hum, I'll make it up later He also threw it back down the mountain and asked him to go and see for himself."
The little girl Xiao Zhu swung her arm, pouted, looked at Xiao Gu unhappy and said: "No, I want him to say thank you, otherwise, I will immediately activate the son-mother ghost Gu, I will see how stubborn he is. "
Xiao Gu was extremely angry, speechless, just sneered.
The little boy held her back again, and whispered in his ear, "Xiaozhu, you want to talk to someone, let me tell you, don't talk to him."
Xiao Zhu turned around and slapped the boy on the face, the sound was quite heavy, Xiao Gu also raised his face, as if he had also been slapped.
"Damn Xiaoye, who told you to tell me what's on my mind? I'll ignore you, hum." Xiaozhu roared and ran away. Shi Shi slowly shifted his gaze to Xiao Gu's face, took a look, then turned around and walked away slowly.
Xiao Gu's teeth chattered when he looked at him, and the combination of Mu Na's face and lifeless eyes was really chilling.
Now that he's here, feel at ease, Xiao Gu walked into the room, looked around, he was not shabby, at least there were beds, tables and chairs.It is ok to live there.What can I do, all the way to eat and sleep in the open is to meet this man named Wuhua, and Xiaoye is called Master Hua, so it should be a man.wait.I love it.
Lying down on the small bamboo bed with his hands behind his head, Xiao Gu stared at the roof in a daze.Ting Xiaozhu spoke in a tone that seemed to be kind enough to confiscate something from him.What if Wuhua is someone who likes to receive gifts?Master Chen said that he didn't need to prepare anything, it would be good if he could find someone.He did so sincerely, and now he has almost nothing on his body.be thrown off balance!
"What are you thinking?" Luo Yu's voice suddenly appeared, scaring Xiao Gu so much that he almost jumped up. "Hey! Can you stop suddenly appearing when I'm thinking about something, or I'll get a heart attack." Luo Yu lay down next to him, Xiao Gu looked strange, and moved in after watching him for a while.
"There are many tricks on this mountain. Those two children are not lying. Even if you walk for a day tomorrow, the advancing distance will not exceed 500 meters. Okay, I will help you lure out the ghosts on your body. At this time Just right." Luo Yu looked at him and said lightly.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Just let me go in alone. There is no one who jumps into the pit with a pole. When that Wuhua comes back, let him deal with it." Xiao Gubai glanced at Luo Yu, and said angrily.
Luo Yu turned to look at him, smiled, "Are you worried about me?" Xiao Gu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and rolled his eyes back. "Xiao Gu, I probably won't be able to accompany you to the end. If you get rid of the poison, can you find someone for me? Just tell me about his situation. Don't worry, even if your soul flies away, I will stay." The next thought is in your body, and it will dissipate by itself. Don't be afraid."
Xiao Gu's expression was like seeing a ghost for the first time, Luo Yu saw it, and quickly reassured him. "That bit of thought power won't have much impact on you."
"I said, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao Gu got up, his face was ashen, serious and scary, and he stared fiercely at Luo Yu's too calm face.
Luo Yu also sat up, and smiled slightly: "I've reached my limit, I'm sorry I can't help you suppress the Gu poison anymore, that Wuhua doesn't know when she will come back, get along well with those two children, they should be able to help you find a way , Now that I still have some strength, I can try that ghost Gu. I should ask you to do something in return."
"Shut up!" Xiao Gu yelled, grabbed the backpack, and went to get the knife, "Come here, I'll give you some blood. Hurry up." Without even frowning, Xiao Gu cut open his palm and went to Pressed on Luo Yu's body, Luo Yu dodged, Xiao Gu chased and pressed it up, but this time there was no sight of blood seeping into Luo Yu's body.
"Damn it! What's going on here, you removed the ghost contract? Why is my blood useless? What else can you do, tell me quickly. What the hell are you talking about?" Xiao Gu gradually panicked, and didn't know why.
"Xiao Gu, I will trouble you if you do this. There is no need to do this. There is no other way. Let me undo the ghost Gu for you." Luo Yu held Xiao Gu's bleeding hand in front of his eyes, and spit out a mouthful of light gray blood from his mouth. With the mist, the wound began to slowly stop bleeding and scab.
When Xiao Gu saw it, he withdrew his hand suddenly, "You are going to die, I really want to lose my mind, you want to find someone, you can find it by yourself, I don't have time." Luo Yu was pushed by him, and his figure swayed for a while.
"Heh, it's almost impossible to keep the body." Luo Yu's soliloquy made Xiao Gu extremely irritable, pacing up and down. "Is there a way, there must be a way, tell me, what is the source of your strength." Xiao Gu didn't dare to touch Luo Yu again.
Luo Yu shook his head and didn't speak, Xiao Gu was dying of anxiety.
"Ah, by the way, I heard that ghosts can maintain vitality with their upper body, right?" Xiao Gu scratched his chin and suddenly thought of a way, his eyes lit up, Luo Yu looked at him, smiled lightly, and shook his head.
Xiao Gu stopped, looked at Luo Yu, and said leisurely: "Luo Yu, if you hadn't helped me to force out the snake venom last time, I wouldn't have hurt Yuan Yuan. So I won't let you be so disillusioned."
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☆, that's it, married
He said not to let Luo Yu's soul fly away, but when he actually did it, he didn't know where to start.
Xiao Gu had a good sleep.
Firstly, Luo Yu's efforts should not be wasted, he had to cherish this body.The second is that my physical strength really can't keep up these days, and I really need to adjust.Only with good physical strength can we make long-term plans.
Even though Luo Yu didn't intend to support him at all, Xiao Gu was serious.
So, the next day, he squatted at the door of the hut and waited for the two villains to appear.Even though his stomach was growling with hunger, he still looked at the direction they walked last night, his eyes were sore, and he just didn't move.
While picking flower petals, Xiaozhu muttered something, when he looked up, he saw the man squatting like a watchdog at the door of the cabin, looking this way.Seeing her, his eyes obviously lighted up, and the corners of Xiao Zhu's mouth curled up unconsciously, realizing that he was inexplicably happy, and immediately turned his face down.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Xiao Zhu threw away the incomplete petals and walked over at a leisurely pace. When Xiao Gu saw Xiao Zhu appear, he was very excited.
Last night, Luo Yu was faintly visible, still smiling, and his silent rejection of his proposal really scared him a lot.Luo Yu, who was always by his side, never cried out for pain, and the guy who cried out for being tired told him that he was going to disappear as soon as he opened his mouth.He couldn't calm down.
"That..." Yesterday he was so angry with the little girl that his teeth were itching, but today he was going to beg her with a shy face, Xiao Gu was really a bit unfamiliar with turning around for a while, and he hesitated subconsciously.But before he could say a few words, an upside-down onion fell to the ground.Almost like a squatting frog.
"Hehe, it's such a big ceremony early in the morning, don't worry, I'm not angry with you anymore. Get up." Xiaozhu was very helpful, and he waved his little hands straight. Seeing that Xiao Gu was still lying on his stomach, he thought he didn't believe him Said, pouted, walked over, and pulled him up. "I've already pulled you up, what else do you want? You can't stand up straight, but you still want to kneel?" Xiaozhu squinted at him and cut.Xiao Gu was wronged, he didn't eat breakfast, he squatted for a long time, he wanted to stand up, but his legs went numb and he fell on the ground, even if Xiaozhu pulled him up, he was still weak.
However, listening to Xiaozhu's preconceived self-talk there, he simply made mistakes, put on the most pitiful appearance as much as possible, and said in a crying voice: "You are right, I was ruthless when I asked for help, and I was fed by ghosts, yes It deserves it, I admit it too, the one just now was an apology, but this time, you didn’t kneel down to me, and I wouldn’t be ungrateful, so I’ll half kneel, this time I want to ask you something.”
Who cares, a man has gold under his knees, so he should kneel or kneel!Don't reject me, don't reject me!Xiao Gu prayed frantically in his heart.
Xiao Zhu snorted and threw him to the ground, Xiao Gu's heart suddenly went cold.But we are half-acting, so we have to persevere.It would be nice to have some useful information.When Wuhua comes back, if I can sue, I won't sue you.Such a small heart is so bad.
With such a plan in mind, Xiao Gu made his face even more depressed, and howled at Xiaozhu like a concubine, Xiaozhu was stunned by his howling, never seen a man like this.Is this intimidating her in disguise!
In fact, Xiaogu was willing to talk to her, she was quite surprised, but also very happy, in this mountain, except for Xiaoye who could talk to her a few words, she lived every day alone with the words in her heart.Xiao Gu's appearance was like a breath of fresh air, she was very happy, so as soon as Xiao Gu appeared at the foot of the mountain, she couldn't wait to hide in the depths to see what he was doing.
As for tricking him into eating ghost voodoo, half of it was because Master Hua told him not to let outsiders in easily, and he had to be restricted when they came in. People's hearts are the most terrifying, and some people lie so much that even he believes it himself.Half of them hoped that Xiao Gu would stay longer so that she could talk to him.In fact, it is also possible not to feed ghosts.
Ever since Xiaogu swallowed ghost Gu without asking about 21, she felt that this person was a bit stupid. She also received other people like this a long time ago. hands on.Xiao Gu was the only one who swallowed it in one gulp.From then on, she had a certain liking for this man.
Getting angry with him deliberately let Bai Bai, who can jump freely between the mountains and rocks, take him back, let him vomit, and whoever makes him turn his face will disgust them. Are she and Xiaoye so disgusting?
Looking at it now, this guy will still cry and play tricks. She used it before, but Master Hua never paid attention to it, so she discarded it. I didn't expect this guy to be like this when he was a grown-up, and he was still a man. It never does.
"If you want to cry again, I'll activate the ghost gu, making noise to death." Xiao Zhu showed Hua Ye's style, but Xiao Gu didn't buy it at all, and his voice became louder.Xiao Zhu simply activated the ghost Gu, Xiao Gu was still howling, although his face was wrinkled from the pain.Now Xiaozhu surrendered.
"If you have that time, why don't you hurry up and say something." Xiao Zhu glared, usually as long as Master Hua does this, she and Xiao Ye would have already run away in fright.Xiao Gu stopped his voice immediately, and hurriedly said: "I, my follower, you know, he is going to die, even if you want to punish, I am not enough? Please let him go, he is innocent. Okay? "
Xiao Gu threatened again!
Xiaozhu's eyebrows are all crooked, what are you talking about, treating her as an unprincipled psychopath?You think you don't need to worry about harming others, I'm going crazy to kill a ghost.Xiaozhu kept humming coldly in his heart.Nothing could be seen on the face except that it was getting colder and colder.
How could Xiao Gu not know that he was going to set the blame on him, he was going to pretend to be a fool, and he had to do his best to fight for it.They looked familiar with Master Hua, so they should know a lot.It's better to take a gamble than to do nothing.It doesn't matter to be a villain once, anyway, these two little guys are the first to be unkind.
"Xiaozhu, don't be angry, don't be angry." Xiaoye didn't know when she came, seeing Xiaozhu panting, she rushed over to hug him, with a little anxiety on her dull face.Xiaozhu gritted his teeth, half of his eyes rolled up, Xiaogu was dumbfounded, he stood aside, not daring to speak.
Xiaoye stuffed a finger into Xiaozhu's mouth, then let out a muffled grunt, shivered all over, took out a small bottle tremblingly, bit the stopper with her teeth, and poured out a blue-purple caterpillar-like bottle from it. Xiao Gu felt chills all over his body just by looking at the smooth bugs.Don't open your eyes now.
Xiaoye pinched the bug's mouth and put it near Xiaozhu's nostrils, squeezed it a few times, a drop of bright red viscous liquid slowly dripped down, and when it touched Xiaozhu's skin, it slipped into the nasal cavity.Xiao Gu didn't fall because he supported the little tree on his back.It's too scary.
When Xiaoye carefully put the worms into the bottle, Xiaozhu also returned to normal, and the first thing she said when she woke up was: "You little bastard, who hurt your ghost servant, I still don't like it." Xiaoye turned her head and glanced lightly at Xiao Gu who didn't know what to do, then turned her head again, and patted Xiaozhu's back lightly.
"Hey, Xiaoye, why are you hugging me? Why don't you let go." Xiaozhu pushed Xiaoye away, stood up, glared fiercely at Xiaogu, who was shrunk aside, and said loudly, "Hey, your What the hell happened to the ghost servant? I can’t be accused by you for nothing.” Xiao Gu’s pitiful costume is really a bit addictive, this thing is too effective, and from Xiao Zhu’s tone, it’s a promise.
This time, Xiao Gu said obediently: "He is going to die, and my blood can't save him." Xiao Zhu snorted, curled his lips, and said, "That's it." When Xiao Gu heard this, his heart was full of joy, "Really? Do you have a solution?" Xiao Zhu snorted, holding his head high, and screaming.Xiaoye pulled her aside.Xiaozhu glanced at Xiaoye and muttered: coward, then looked at Xiaogu and hooked his fingers.
Xiao Gu immediately stepped forward, and Xiao Zhu said with a smile: "It's easy to handle, just make a ghost marriage with him. He can stay in this world, and he is not bound by others except you. If you are in danger, he will There is no need to spend any more mental energy to sense you, he can quickly find you even if you are thousands of miles away."
Xiaoye started to tug on Xiaozhu's clothes again, "Xiaozhu, Master Hua said that you can't make up your mind casually." Xiaozhu slapped his hand away with an oops, and said angrily, "I'm just saying, it's up to him whether to do it or not." , said, he asked me, I can't understand and pretend to be confused, didn't you hear that he thought I killed his ghost servant? Did you let me be wronged for no reason?" Xiaoye was speechless by Xiaozhu .Standing there, rubbing the corner of the clothes vigorously.
"Marriage in the dark? If you do this, what will you have to pay?" Xiao Gu pondered for a while, and asked solemnly.Xiao Zhu squinted at him: "Don't worry, as long as you make an agreement, you will be fine except that your body will be more sinister than ordinary people, and if you get married and have children, you will only have girls. Anyway, I told you the method. As for what to do, you Make up your own mind. Also, let me tell you, Xiaoye and I are both older than you, so don’t keep looking at us like children. It’s disgusting.” Xiaozhu said, walked to the side, and wove flowers with leaves. .
Xiao Gu had a very short time to think about it, and Xiao Zhu just made a crease, and then he heard Xiao Gu firmly say: "Okay! Let's do it this way." Xiao Zhu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
"It's simple, pick a time that doesn't coincide, combine your birthdays, and have a ceremony. But I have a condition." Xiao Gu smiled when he heard it. He didn't feel relieved that there was no condition. Woolen cloth. "you say!"
"Let my ghost Gu stay on your body for ten days." Xiao Zhu said with a smile, Xiao Gu pursed his lips and nodded. "Xiaoye, I'll leave it to you." Xiaozhu's face brightened, and he turned to call Xiaoye who was stunned by the side, patted his shoulder, and confessed.Xiaoye smiled, not ugly but a little weird, which made Xiaogu tremble several times.
For a while, the three of them got along well, Xiao Zhu threw some food for Xiao Gu, and took Xiao Ye away.According to Xiao Zhu's instructions, Xiao Gu went to the small pond on the hillside behind the house to pick up a bucket of water, boiled it into hot water, and took a two-hour bath with the medicine bag left by Xiao Zhu.
According to what Xiao Zhu said, dinner was not allowed, so Xiao Gu had no choice but to go hungry and put on a white outside and black inside made by Xiao Ye himself, with a red silk half ancient and half modern robe tied around his waist.Sitting in the little room.Do not sleep.On the small wooden table stood two white candles and two red candles.Xiao Gu sat alone by some candlelight, his clothes were made of rough materials, and his skin hurt, he had to twist it all the time.
On the treetops of the moon, a mysterious tune was played. Xiao Gu knew that it was Xiaoye blowing it with leaves. It blended the essence of mourning and joy together, which seemed very strange.
As the music got closer and closer, Xiao Gu's drowsiness also slipped away. The tune stopped outside the hut, and then the door was opened, and Xiao Ye, who was dressed in plain clothes, carried a paper white sedan chair and slowly approached. , and when the sedan chair was gently placed on the ground, Xiaoye slowly backed out again, without even looking at Xiao Gu during the whole process.
As the door of the house was closed and the surroundings became quiet, Xiao Gu stared at the sedan chair. He looked in from the not-so-exquisite sedan chair. Inside lay a piece of black paper with Luo Yu's birth date written on it in red pen. When signing the contract, he memorized the information about Luo Yu on that piece of paper with his not-so-bad memory.Among them is his birth date.
Time passed by, Xiao Gu hiccuped, and it might take some time until dawn, in order not to fall asleep, Xiao Gu stood up from the stool and started doing aerobics.
When he twisted his waist immediately, he swung his face from left to right, and saw Luo Yu standing beside the bed in a red robe and white inside, "Oh, it's scary, you can't say hello in advance." Xiao Gu's scalp turned cold, and he stared at Luo Yu.Looking at his appearance again, I couldn't help covering my mouth and laughing.
Luo Yu didn't smile at all, just looking at him like this, Xiao Gu finally realized something was wrong, "Hey, are you okay, hello!" Xiao Gu waved his palm back and forth in front of Luo Yu's eyes.Luo Yu finally moved, rolled his eyes to look at him, and sighed.
"Why do you do that?" Xiao Gu chuckled, "How about it, I'm not too harsh." Xiao Gu winked and didn't amuse Luo Yu, so he had to cough a few times and continue to laugh.
"Thank you, but, what are you going to do on our wedding night?" Luo Yu said calmly.Xiao Gu couldn't laugh anymore when he heard the words.
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☆、Please roll round
Various impure images played in Xiao Gu's mind, and he was in a daze for several minutes. Luo Yu sat by the bed and watched him for several minutes.
Finally, Xiao Gu knew from the way Luo Yu looked at him calmly that Luo Yu's family was not joking at all.People are seriously making demands.
"Ahaha, ahaha, well, do we really want a bridal chamber?" Xiao Gu asked with a stiff smile, and Luo Yu nodded obediently. "No way, you are a ghost, and I am a human being, so it's fine if you don't mean it at once, but you want to be serious?" Xiao Gula made the best excuse.
Luo Yu instantly killed him with one sentence. "It's not true that we haven't been here before." Xiaogu Sculpture was stunned for a while, "That, this, this, who stipulated it?" What a fool!Can you stop being so blunt and leave some space for everyone to have a pleasant chat.Besides, even if it was true, it was not when he was so sober.
Luo Yu drifted over to stare at him, Xiao Gu smiled foolishly, and the more he smiled, the weaker he became.
"Since you have decided to marry me, you should know that this is necessary. At least it should look like a ghost marriage." Luo Yu stood up and walked towards Xiao Gu, who quickly covered his chest and shrank.
Climbing up, hands climbing up, Xiao Gu screamed in his heart, and his mind automatically recalled the feelings he had with Luo Yu, his face couldn't help becoming hot, forget it, just die, the hole he dug himself, didn't he? Do you expect others to dance?
Xiao Gu stood up straight as if looking at death, hesitated and tried a few times, and finally put down his hands clasping his chest, his eyes were tightly closed, "You, you, take it easy."
Looking at Xiao Gu's silly look, Luo Yu couldn't help laughing, but he didn't laugh out loud. If he dared to let out a little laughter at this time, he guaranteed that Xiao Gu would go berserk.Slowly approaching the neck, Luo Yu took a breath of cool air.
Xiao Gu bit his lip and shivered, then he clenched his fists and stood up straight again as if encouraging himself, but the cold breath slowly rose to the pinna, and sadly found that he actually had a little expectation.
It's over, is this an extremely heavy taste?She actually likes being taken advantage of by a ghost.Oh let me die!
"However, since I just stabilized the entity, let's forget it tonight." Luo Yu said extremely softly in his ear, Xiao Gu opened his eyes and let out an ah.Just met Luo Yu's thoughtful and smiling eyes.Immediately, she blushed to her heels.Dry all over.What about you, why do you sound like you are disappointed?Suddenly, Xiao Gu decided to shut up.
"You seem to be, um, disappointed? I thought you didn't want to." Luo Yu didn't intend to let him go.Xiao Gu didn't speak when he was beaten to death, he didn't admit it, he didn't admit it when he was beaten to death, there was no disappointment, but the change of attitude was too sudden, he let out an ah to express his surprise, what's the matter.But, why Mao himself doesn't quite agree with this rhetoric.
It's over, it's over, it's over!Xiao Gu felt that his life suddenly fell into an unknown darkness.Please, Xiao Gu, cheer me up, don't fall in love with him, do you know, this is an illusion, this is not liking, remember, you like soft girls.Where is he soft?Ah, bah, what are you thinking.
When Xiao Gu was fighting between heaven and man, Luo Yu reached out and brushed his face lightly, and said something that even he himself could not think of.
"If... I would like you."
Xiao Gu froze, and could clearly hear the sound of a broken root in his head, followed by the sound of cracking, followed by the sound of heart's pause, followed by the sound of beating desperately.
Xiao Gu, what the hell are you, it's over.
Luo Yu also felt a slip of the tongue, a little regretful, and then withdrew and sat on the stool at the opposite corner of the room, staring at the flame of the red candle, in a daze.
Xiao Gu stood here with a tangled face as if he hadn't squatted in the toilet for a few days, sneaking a glance at Luo Yu, seeing him in a very rare daze, he felt a little relieved, and then became sad again.He should be in a daze to cover up his embarrassment. The embarrassment was too much for a while and said something that shouldn't be said, so I have nothing to worry about.But, this guy actually joked about this kind of thing.
Hate you, hate you, hate you! I will ignore you this time.
With mixed emotions, Xiao Gu hid on the bed with chaotic steps, with his back to the culprit sitting in the opposite corner of the room.Go to sleep, go to sleep, and stop thinking about it.Hypnotizing himself so much, Xiao Gu really fell asleep.
"Really, it's like this." Lying on a high rock outside the hut, holding a small bamboo that was covered by a big branch in front of his head, he patted Xiaoye, who was next to him with the same equipment, and vented his anger.
Xiaoye also showed a disappointed expression this time, and agreed with Xiaozhu's hum. "Let's go, there's nothing to see." Xiaozhu threw the branch, dragged it slowly and still lying on his stomach, and jumped off the boulder towards the little leaf stretching out his neck that they secretly left behind the small opening in the back window of the cabin.
The bridal chamber Hua Zhuoye with infinite reverie was gone by Xiao Gu's awkward mole movement towards the foot of the bed and Luo Yushenge's melancholy eyes.
Well, let's just drag the time back to eight days later. During these eight days, Xiao Gu got nothing but another pain - the strain of the neck muscles.Whoever asked him to do anything would keep his head down. In fact, Luo Yu never took the initiative to ask him to do anything.
"Hey, Gugu, are you playing chess with yourself again?" Xiaozhu ran over with a newly caught pheasant, poked and drew something on the ground while holding a twig. Xiao Gu.
Since taking the initiative to undertake Xiao Gu's dark marriage, the friendship between Xiao Zhu and Xiao Gu has risen to a new level. Once Xiao Gu's hair is blown, she will say leisurely: Do you want me to find your new husband and talk about it?This nickname of Gu Gu was also inspired by Xiao Zhu when Xiao Ye commented on Xiao Gu's appearance of lowering his head and meditating for many days.
"Xiaozhu, look, does he look like the cuckoo bird we often catch and play with? He doesn't do anything, but just likes to eat with his head down. One catches every one." Xiaoye's dull face made a very rare expression at that time. Narrow, funny and other vivid expressions.
Xiao Gu is actually painting eggs non-stop, and Xiaozhu is not a primitive person, so of course he knows about Da Vinci painting eggs and practicing painting, "Little Gugu, I didn't see it, you really pay attention to laying the foundation. The lunch at noon is handed over to You. We are going to pick up Master Hua with Baibai. What do you mean by this expression, are you unhappy? Don’t use this expression when you see him later, so as not to be beaten.” Xiaozhu grabbed Xiaogu’s fleshy cheek .Pulled away Xiaoye who was watching as usual.
Xiao Gu is drawing a fool, and he is drawing himself in a deeper way, and in a deeper way, because he can't draw, but he really despises his ostrich appearance these days, so he can't help but use the image of an egg as a metaphor for himself.
Should you be happy?Not happy at all.
Therefore, when Wuhua, the protagonist Xiaogu came to find this time, came to his side, what he saw was a young man who was burning a fire, who looked at him calmly to the point of a little indifference, and smiled.
"What are you doing here?" Ha, it's really a big pot of cold water, Xiao Gu patted the ashes on his body, opened the pot and took a sip of the chicken soup, then turned his head and looked at this man who looked only in his forties. The handsome old guy with a tall and straight face and a bad face smiled: "You should be Lord Wuhua, I'm Xiao Gu, Master Chen suggested me to come, please help me to see the three corpses on my body."
Xiao Gu reached out his hand stupidly, just like his performance every time he made business with others.
Wuhua looked at it very seriously.
Just when Xiao Gu wanted to speak to gain the initiative, the one behind spoke. "Since you say so, just swallow this." Gu Lulu, a palm-sized wooden bottle rolled over under his feet, Xiao Gu was quite tangled.
"What is this? Why do I want to eat it?" Facing Xiao Gu's feeble question, the guy behind who couldn't even see the outline directly said coldly: "People's hearts are changeable, you want us to trust you , just show some sincerity, don’t worry about dying.”
Xiao Gu swallowed his saliva when he heard the words, I am a mother, this is definitely not a good thing, and it is sincere, whoever shows sincerity will risk his life at every turn, that is sincerity, that is Stupid, irresponsible.
However, the time is not with me, the current situation is one-sided, Luo Yu has not moved at all, I don't know if there are other people around, Xiao Gu, holding in his arms: Anyway, my master is dying soon, so I am not afraid of this trembling anymore.
Just after Xiao Gu tilted his neck up and swallowed the contents of the bottle, the little man suddenly laughed a few times, which was very pervasive, and Xiao Gu suddenly felt like he was being tricked.
His intuition was right, "You are such an idiot, we let you swallow it, but we didn't let you swallow it all, now it's over, buy one get one free, all ghosts and ghosts have entered your stomach. Haha. "
Hearing this, Xiao Gu's face was wrinkled into a dumpling skin, wow! You have a grandma's legs, I greet your eight generations of ancestors.When he was trembling with anger and didn't dare to move because of the little man's words, the one behind spoke.
"What are you afraid of, don't you still have a follower, just ask him to pull out the Gu for you with ghost energy." Xiao Gu told him, "This is a piece of cake, a trivial matter, a trivial matter." 'The tone is very dissatisfied, get out of here!
Insidious, despicable, killing two birds with one stone, guarding against me alone, and even plotting with Luo Yu.Curse you, step on your poop when you go out tomorrow, and then die of nausea.
It doesn't matter if you think about it this way, Xiao Gu was a little uncomfortable after getting off the train and staying in a small hotel, and because he was bullied by the violent Luo Yu once, he caught a cold, and then encountered ghosts one after another, coupled with the continuous journey Tired, it was beyond expectation that he could hold on.
I really wanted to vomit when I climbed the mountain, but now I was disgusted by my own thoughts, wow!He vomited for a long time, and his hands were still moving because of the discomfort.
The little man and those behind him interpreted Xiao Gu's vomiting as aimed at them, and saw that his hand clearly pointed to the place where the little man was standing in front, as well as the back.Isn't it just that they are disgusting.
This misunderstanding is huge.
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☆, lost your soul?
Xiao Gu began to blacken his eyes when he vomited, this is too much to suffer.
"Dead or not? Let's go if you're not dead." The little man's tone was quite unfriendly, Xiao Gu felt like an animal, just like that, and he thought of throwing a hard stare over there.The little man probably saw it, and laughed a few times.
Laugh fart!It is said that the mountain people are simple and honest, you can almost be selected as a classic negative textbook, sinister and cunning.villain!
"Since you are so sincere, we also want to do our best as landlords. Please get in the car." The little man was still standing there, not moving.What are you doing, where is the car?Ghosts will believe you, liar, dead liar.Do you think I will believe you, dreaming!Xiao Gu gritted his teeth.The blow to the little heart is not small, and the rebound is quite big.
"Do you want me to hug you?" The little tall man behind spoke, Xiao Gu shook his head and looked over, yo, there really is a car, and it's a very strange car.I don't know when the little tall one was brought here.
The strange thing about the cart is that the animal it pulls is like a goat, but it is much bigger, covered with long, slender hair that hangs down to the ground, and has huge hooves.
Xiao Gu, definitely not sitting down!
"Heh, you are still playing with your temper, you like to sit or not, and you turn your nose up to the sky when you ask someone to do something. It's really ignorant. It's done. It's getting dark. We'd like to lend it to you for free." Xiao Xiao The tall man snorted coldly, then turned around and left.As the rustling sound of rubbing against the ground faded away, Xiao Gu stood still on the spot without hesitation.
What the hell?Also call me hypocritical?Fuck you! It's as if you can't climb mountains.I care about your broken sheep cart.
The guy behind who hid his figure more secretly still spoke in such a calm manner: "You can walk by yourself, but I don't know if you can walk up. Bai Bai will have to sleep and eat until the sky turns pale at the latest .You can figure it out yourself." He said and left.
Xiao Gu was simply speechless.
The big goat turned his head to look at him from time to time, Xiao Gu stood beside it, mustered up his courage, patted its head with five fingertips closed together, and snorted in vain, as if urging it.Xiao Gu felt that Bai Bai seemed quite easy-going.
Those two guys who slapped people twice and then patted their heads to coax a few words did not know the truth of what they said before leaving, but now that he is under the control of others, even if he is ready to die, he doesn't want to die for no reason. .
Xiao Gu climbed into the car, and as soon as he sat down, he heard a short high-pitched whistle whirling around, kicking his heels in vain, and began to trot.
"Ugh!" Xiao Gu vomited for the second time.He shouldn't be an idiot, he looks like a master, this is for nothing, the roads he walks are rough, and the speed is not slow, it trots very easily, Xiao Gu was just dizzy on the back seat of a wooden board with railings Meat and eight vegetables.
Finally, when he was holding back and was about to vomit for the third time, Bai Bai stopped in a cabin.Xiao Gu almost rolled off the car.
"Don't you like to vomit, let me make you vomit." When Xiao Gu finally got up from the ground, there was a small figure standing at the door of the house, looking at him with a sneer.Judging from the voice, it was the little man.
revenge!Chi Guoguo's revenge!Xiao Gu wiped the dirt from the corner of his mouth, and cast a look of resentment. The room was brightly lit, and the appearance of the small person was unrealistic, but he could already tell that it was a little girl with two buns.Xiao Gu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, the adults didn't bully him that much all the way, but it was these little kids who did a lot of harm.Xiao Gu's worldview has been subverted quite a bit.
"If you want to find Master Hua, just wait here. We don't know when he will come back. If he hadn't said that we can't make decisions about him, and we wouldn't bring you back at night. It's troublesome. .” The little tall man came out from behind the little one, and the two stood together.
Xiao Gu was almost overwhelmed with anger!
"Why, are you unhappy? We brought you here, and we don't want you to pay anything. Don't you even have a thank you?" The little man came out of the room, pointing at Xiao Gu with his hands on his hips, with an accusation on his face, he gave Xiao Gu I am happy.
"I thank you. I could have come tomorrow morning. Thank you for giving me good food. Thank you for making me vomit. Thank you for bringing me here even though I was away. Thank you, thank you so much." Xiao Gu chuckled, hinting at sarcasm.
The little tall man also came out, he was a handsome but dull boy, he pulled the little girl back: "Xiaozhu, let's not be angry with him, he thought he could come up, hum, I'll make it up later He also threw it back down the mountain and asked him to go and see for himself."
The little girl Xiao Zhu swung her arm, pouted, looked at Xiao Gu unhappy and said: "No, I want him to say thank you, otherwise, I will immediately activate the son-mother ghost Gu, I will see how stubborn he is. "
Xiao Gu was extremely angry, speechless, just sneered.
The little boy held her back again, and whispered in his ear, "Xiaozhu, you want to talk to someone, let me tell you, don't talk to him."
Xiao Zhu turned around and slapped the boy on the face, the sound was quite heavy, Xiao Gu also raised his face, as if he had also been slapped.
"Damn Xiaoye, who told you to tell me what's on my mind? I'll ignore you, hum." Xiaozhu roared and ran away. Shi Shi slowly shifted his gaze to Xiao Gu's face, took a look, then turned around and walked away slowly.
Xiao Gu's teeth chattered when he looked at him, and the combination of Mu Na's face and lifeless eyes was really chilling.
Now that he's here, feel at ease, Xiao Gu walked into the room, looked around, he was not shabby, at least there were beds, tables and chairs.It is ok to live there.What can I do, all the way to eat and sleep in the open is to meet this man named Wuhua, and Xiaoye is called Master Hua, so it should be a man.wait.I love it.
Lying down on the small bamboo bed with his hands behind his head, Xiao Gu stared at the roof in a daze.Ting Xiaozhu spoke in a tone that seemed to be kind enough to confiscate something from him.What if Wuhua is someone who likes to receive gifts?Master Chen said that he didn't need to prepare anything, it would be good if he could find someone.He did so sincerely, and now he has almost nothing on his body.be thrown off balance!
"What are you thinking?" Luo Yu's voice suddenly appeared, scaring Xiao Gu so much that he almost jumped up. "Hey! Can you stop suddenly appearing when I'm thinking about something, or I'll get a heart attack." Luo Yu lay down next to him, Xiao Gu looked strange, and moved in after watching him for a while.
"There are many tricks on this mountain. Those two children are not lying. Even if you walk for a day tomorrow, the advancing distance will not exceed 500 meters. Okay, I will help you lure out the ghosts on your body. At this time Just right." Luo Yu looked at him and said lightly.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Just let me go in alone. There is no one who jumps into the pit with a pole. When that Wuhua comes back, let him deal with it." Xiao Gubai glanced at Luo Yu, and said angrily.
Luo Yu turned to look at him, smiled, "Are you worried about me?" Xiao Gu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and rolled his eyes back. "Xiao Gu, I probably won't be able to accompany you to the end. If you get rid of the poison, can you find someone for me? Just tell me about his situation. Don't worry, even if your soul flies away, I will stay." The next thought is in your body, and it will dissipate by itself. Don't be afraid."
Xiao Gu's expression was like seeing a ghost for the first time, Luo Yu saw it, and quickly reassured him. "That bit of thought power won't have much impact on you."
"I said, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao Gu got up, his face was ashen, serious and scary, and he stared fiercely at Luo Yu's too calm face.
Luo Yu also sat up, and smiled slightly: "I've reached my limit, I'm sorry I can't help you suppress the Gu poison anymore, that Wuhua doesn't know when she will come back, get along well with those two children, they should be able to help you find a way , Now that I still have some strength, I can try that ghost Gu. I should ask you to do something in return."
"Shut up!" Xiao Gu yelled, grabbed the backpack, and went to get the knife, "Come here, I'll give you some blood. Hurry up." Without even frowning, Xiao Gu cut open his palm and went to Pressed on Luo Yu's body, Luo Yu dodged, Xiao Gu chased and pressed it up, but this time there was no sight of blood seeping into Luo Yu's body.
"Damn it! What's going on here, you removed the ghost contract? Why is my blood useless? What else can you do, tell me quickly. What the hell are you talking about?" Xiao Gu gradually panicked, and didn't know why.
"Xiao Gu, I will trouble you if you do this. There is no need to do this. There is no other way. Let me undo the ghost Gu for you." Luo Yu held Xiao Gu's bleeding hand in front of his eyes, and spit out a mouthful of light gray blood from his mouth. With the mist, the wound began to slowly stop bleeding and scab.
When Xiao Gu saw it, he withdrew his hand suddenly, "You are going to die, I really want to lose my mind, you want to find someone, you can find it by yourself, I don't have time." Luo Yu was pushed by him, and his figure swayed for a while.
"Heh, it's almost impossible to keep the body." Luo Yu's soliloquy made Xiao Gu extremely irritable, pacing up and down. "Is there a way, there must be a way, tell me, what is the source of your strength." Xiao Gu didn't dare to touch Luo Yu again.
Luo Yu shook his head and didn't speak, Xiao Gu was dying of anxiety.
"Ah, by the way, I heard that ghosts can maintain vitality with their upper body, right?" Xiao Gu scratched his chin and suddenly thought of a way, his eyes lit up, Luo Yu looked at him, smiled lightly, and shook his head.
Xiao Gu stopped, looked at Luo Yu, and said leisurely: "Luo Yu, if you hadn't helped me to force out the snake venom last time, I wouldn't have hurt Yuan Yuan. So I won't let you be so disillusioned."
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☆, that's it, married
He said not to let Luo Yu's soul fly away, but when he actually did it, he didn't know where to start.
Xiao Gu had a good sleep.
Firstly, Luo Yu's efforts should not be wasted, he had to cherish this body.The second is that my physical strength really can't keep up these days, and I really need to adjust.Only with good physical strength can we make long-term plans.
Even though Luo Yu didn't intend to support him at all, Xiao Gu was serious.
So, the next day, he squatted at the door of the hut and waited for the two villains to appear.Even though his stomach was growling with hunger, he still looked at the direction they walked last night, his eyes were sore, and he just didn't move.
While picking flower petals, Xiaozhu muttered something, when he looked up, he saw the man squatting like a watchdog at the door of the cabin, looking this way.Seeing her, his eyes obviously lighted up, and the corners of Xiao Zhu's mouth curled up unconsciously, realizing that he was inexplicably happy, and immediately turned his face down.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Xiao Zhu threw away the incomplete petals and walked over at a leisurely pace. When Xiao Gu saw Xiao Zhu appear, he was very excited.
Last night, Luo Yu was faintly visible, still smiling, and his silent rejection of his proposal really scared him a lot.Luo Yu, who was always by his side, never cried out for pain, and the guy who cried out for being tired told him that he was going to disappear as soon as he opened his mouth.He couldn't calm down.
"That..." Yesterday he was so angry with the little girl that his teeth were itching, but today he was going to beg her with a shy face, Xiao Gu was really a bit unfamiliar with turning around for a while, and he hesitated subconsciously.But before he could say a few words, an upside-down onion fell to the ground.Almost like a squatting frog.
"Hehe, it's such a big ceremony early in the morning, don't worry, I'm not angry with you anymore. Get up." Xiaozhu was very helpful, and he waved his little hands straight. Seeing that Xiao Gu was still lying on his stomach, he thought he didn't believe him Said, pouted, walked over, and pulled him up. "I've already pulled you up, what else do you want? You can't stand up straight, but you still want to kneel?" Xiaozhu squinted at him and cut.Xiao Gu was wronged, he didn't eat breakfast, he squatted for a long time, he wanted to stand up, but his legs went numb and he fell on the ground, even if Xiaozhu pulled him up, he was still weak.
However, listening to Xiaozhu's preconceived self-talk there, he simply made mistakes, put on the most pitiful appearance as much as possible, and said in a crying voice: "You are right, I was ruthless when I asked for help, and I was fed by ghosts, yes It deserves it, I admit it too, the one just now was an apology, but this time, you didn’t kneel down to me, and I wouldn’t be ungrateful, so I’ll half kneel, this time I want to ask you something.”
Who cares, a man has gold under his knees, so he should kneel or kneel!Don't reject me, don't reject me!Xiao Gu prayed frantically in his heart.
Xiao Zhu snorted and threw him to the ground, Xiao Gu's heart suddenly went cold.But we are half-acting, so we have to persevere.It would be nice to have some useful information.When Wuhua comes back, if I can sue, I won't sue you.Such a small heart is so bad.
With such a plan in mind, Xiao Gu made his face even more depressed, and howled at Xiaozhu like a concubine, Xiaozhu was stunned by his howling, never seen a man like this.Is this intimidating her in disguise!
In fact, Xiaogu was willing to talk to her, she was quite surprised, but also very happy, in this mountain, except for Xiaoye who could talk to her a few words, she lived every day alone with the words in her heart.Xiao Gu's appearance was like a breath of fresh air, she was very happy, so as soon as Xiao Gu appeared at the foot of the mountain, she couldn't wait to hide in the depths to see what he was doing.
As for tricking him into eating ghost voodoo, half of it was because Master Hua told him not to let outsiders in easily, and he had to be restricted when they came in. People's hearts are the most terrifying, and some people lie so much that even he believes it himself.Half of them hoped that Xiao Gu would stay longer so that she could talk to him.In fact, it is also possible not to feed ghosts.
Ever since Xiaogu swallowed ghost Gu without asking about 21, she felt that this person was a bit stupid. She also received other people like this a long time ago. hands on.Xiao Gu was the only one who swallowed it in one gulp.From then on, she had a certain liking for this man.
Getting angry with him deliberately let Bai Bai, who can jump freely between the mountains and rocks, take him back, let him vomit, and whoever makes him turn his face will disgust them. Are she and Xiaoye so disgusting?
Looking at it now, this guy will still cry and play tricks. She used it before, but Master Hua never paid attention to it, so she discarded it. I didn't expect this guy to be like this when he was a grown-up, and he was still a man. It never does.
"If you want to cry again, I'll activate the ghost gu, making noise to death." Xiao Zhu showed Hua Ye's style, but Xiao Gu didn't buy it at all, and his voice became louder.Xiao Zhu simply activated the ghost Gu, Xiao Gu was still howling, although his face was wrinkled from the pain.Now Xiaozhu surrendered.
"If you have that time, why don't you hurry up and say something." Xiao Zhu glared, usually as long as Master Hua does this, she and Xiao Ye would have already run away in fright.Xiao Gu stopped his voice immediately, and hurriedly said: "I, my follower, you know, he is going to die, even if you want to punish, I am not enough? Please let him go, he is innocent. Okay? "
Xiao Gu threatened again!
Xiaozhu's eyebrows are all crooked, what are you talking about, treating her as an unprincipled psychopath?You think you don't need to worry about harming others, I'm going crazy to kill a ghost.Xiaozhu kept humming coldly in his heart.Nothing could be seen on the face except that it was getting colder and colder.
How could Xiao Gu not know that he was going to set the blame on him, he was going to pretend to be a fool, and he had to do his best to fight for it.They looked familiar with Master Hua, so they should know a lot.It's better to take a gamble than to do nothing.It doesn't matter to be a villain once, anyway, these two little guys are the first to be unkind.
"Xiaozhu, don't be angry, don't be angry." Xiaoye didn't know when she came, seeing Xiaozhu panting, she rushed over to hug him, with a little anxiety on her dull face.Xiaozhu gritted his teeth, half of his eyes rolled up, Xiaogu was dumbfounded, he stood aside, not daring to speak.
Xiaoye stuffed a finger into Xiaozhu's mouth, then let out a muffled grunt, shivered all over, took out a small bottle tremblingly, bit the stopper with her teeth, and poured out a blue-purple caterpillar-like bottle from it. Xiao Gu felt chills all over his body just by looking at the smooth bugs.Don't open your eyes now.
Xiaoye pinched the bug's mouth and put it near Xiaozhu's nostrils, squeezed it a few times, a drop of bright red viscous liquid slowly dripped down, and when it touched Xiaozhu's skin, it slipped into the nasal cavity.Xiao Gu didn't fall because he supported the little tree on his back.It's too scary.
When Xiaoye carefully put the worms into the bottle, Xiaozhu also returned to normal, and the first thing she said when she woke up was: "You little bastard, who hurt your ghost servant, I still don't like it." Xiaoye turned her head and glanced lightly at Xiao Gu who didn't know what to do, then turned her head again, and patted Xiaozhu's back lightly.
"Hey, Xiaoye, why are you hugging me? Why don't you let go." Xiaozhu pushed Xiaoye away, stood up, glared fiercely at Xiaogu, who was shrunk aside, and said loudly, "Hey, your What the hell happened to the ghost servant? I can’t be accused by you for nothing.” Xiao Gu’s pitiful costume is really a bit addictive, this thing is too effective, and from Xiao Zhu’s tone, it’s a promise.
This time, Xiao Gu said obediently: "He is going to die, and my blood can't save him." Xiao Zhu snorted, curled his lips, and said, "That's it." When Xiao Gu heard this, his heart was full of joy, "Really? Do you have a solution?" Xiao Zhu snorted, holding his head high, and screaming.Xiaoye pulled her aside.Xiaozhu glanced at Xiaoye and muttered: coward, then looked at Xiaogu and hooked his fingers.
Xiao Gu immediately stepped forward, and Xiao Zhu said with a smile: "It's easy to handle, just make a ghost marriage with him. He can stay in this world, and he is not bound by others except you. If you are in danger, he will There is no need to spend any more mental energy to sense you, he can quickly find you even if you are thousands of miles away."
Xiaoye started to tug on Xiaozhu's clothes again, "Xiaozhu, Master Hua said that you can't make up your mind casually." Xiaozhu slapped his hand away with an oops, and said angrily, "I'm just saying, it's up to him whether to do it or not." , said, he asked me, I can't understand and pretend to be confused, didn't you hear that he thought I killed his ghost servant? Did you let me be wronged for no reason?" Xiaoye was speechless by Xiaozhu .Standing there, rubbing the corner of the clothes vigorously.
"Marriage in the dark? If you do this, what will you have to pay?" Xiao Gu pondered for a while, and asked solemnly.Xiao Zhu squinted at him: "Don't worry, as long as you make an agreement, you will be fine except that your body will be more sinister than ordinary people, and if you get married and have children, you will only have girls. Anyway, I told you the method. As for what to do, you Make up your own mind. Also, let me tell you, Xiaoye and I are both older than you, so don’t keep looking at us like children. It’s disgusting.” Xiaozhu said, walked to the side, and wove flowers with leaves. .
Xiao Gu had a very short time to think about it, and Xiao Zhu just made a crease, and then he heard Xiao Gu firmly say: "Okay! Let's do it this way." Xiao Zhu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
"It's simple, pick a time that doesn't coincide, combine your birthdays, and have a ceremony. But I have a condition." Xiao Gu smiled when he heard it. He didn't feel relieved that there was no condition. Woolen cloth. "you say!"
"Let my ghost Gu stay on your body for ten days." Xiao Zhu said with a smile, Xiao Gu pursed his lips and nodded. "Xiaoye, I'll leave it to you." Xiaozhu's face brightened, and he turned to call Xiaoye who was stunned by the side, patted his shoulder, and confessed.Xiaoye smiled, not ugly but a little weird, which made Xiaogu tremble several times.
For a while, the three of them got along well, Xiao Zhu threw some food for Xiao Gu, and took Xiao Ye away.According to Xiao Zhu's instructions, Xiao Gu went to the small pond on the hillside behind the house to pick up a bucket of water, boiled it into hot water, and took a two-hour bath with the medicine bag left by Xiao Zhu.
According to what Xiao Zhu said, dinner was not allowed, so Xiao Gu had no choice but to go hungry and put on a white outside and black inside made by Xiao Ye himself, with a red silk half ancient and half modern robe tied around his waist.Sitting in the little room.Do not sleep.On the small wooden table stood two white candles and two red candles.Xiao Gu sat alone by some candlelight, his clothes were made of rough materials, and his skin hurt, he had to twist it all the time.
On the treetops of the moon, a mysterious tune was played. Xiao Gu knew that it was Xiaoye blowing it with leaves. It blended the essence of mourning and joy together, which seemed very strange.
As the music got closer and closer, Xiao Gu's drowsiness also slipped away. The tune stopped outside the hut, and then the door was opened, and Xiao Ye, who was dressed in plain clothes, carried a paper white sedan chair and slowly approached. , and when the sedan chair was gently placed on the ground, Xiaoye slowly backed out again, without even looking at Xiao Gu during the whole process.
As the door of the house was closed and the surroundings became quiet, Xiao Gu stared at the sedan chair. He looked in from the not-so-exquisite sedan chair. Inside lay a piece of black paper with Luo Yu's birth date written on it in red pen. When signing the contract, he memorized the information about Luo Yu on that piece of paper with his not-so-bad memory.Among them is his birth date.
Time passed by, Xiao Gu hiccuped, and it might take some time until dawn, in order not to fall asleep, Xiao Gu stood up from the stool and started doing aerobics.
When he twisted his waist immediately, he swung his face from left to right, and saw Luo Yu standing beside the bed in a red robe and white inside, "Oh, it's scary, you can't say hello in advance." Xiao Gu's scalp turned cold, and he stared at Luo Yu.Looking at his appearance again, I couldn't help covering my mouth and laughing.
Luo Yu didn't smile at all, just looking at him like this, Xiao Gu finally realized something was wrong, "Hey, are you okay, hello!" Xiao Gu waved his palm back and forth in front of Luo Yu's eyes.Luo Yu finally moved, rolled his eyes to look at him, and sighed.
"Why do you do that?" Xiao Gu chuckled, "How about it, I'm not too harsh." Xiao Gu winked and didn't amuse Luo Yu, so he had to cough a few times and continue to laugh.
"Thank you, but, what are you going to do on our wedding night?" Luo Yu said calmly.Xiao Gu couldn't laugh anymore when he heard the words.
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Various impure images played in Xiao Gu's mind, and he was in a daze for several minutes. Luo Yu sat by the bed and watched him for several minutes.
Finally, Xiao Gu knew from the way Luo Yu looked at him calmly that Luo Yu's family was not joking at all.People are seriously making demands.
"Ahaha, ahaha, well, do we really want a bridal chamber?" Xiao Gu asked with a stiff smile, and Luo Yu nodded obediently. "No way, you are a ghost, and I am a human being, so it's fine if you don't mean it at once, but you want to be serious?" Xiao Gula made the best excuse.
Luo Yu instantly killed him with one sentence. "It's not true that we haven't been here before." Xiaogu Sculpture was stunned for a while, "That, this, this, who stipulated it?" What a fool!Can you stop being so blunt and leave some space for everyone to have a pleasant chat.Besides, even if it was true, it was not when he was so sober.
Luo Yu drifted over to stare at him, Xiao Gu smiled foolishly, and the more he smiled, the weaker he became.
"Since you have decided to marry me, you should know that this is necessary. At least it should look like a ghost marriage." Luo Yu stood up and walked towards Xiao Gu, who quickly covered his chest and shrank.
Climbing up, hands climbing up, Xiao Gu screamed in his heart, and his mind automatically recalled the feelings he had with Luo Yu, his face couldn't help becoming hot, forget it, just die, the hole he dug himself, didn't he? Do you expect others to dance?
Xiao Gu stood up straight as if looking at death, hesitated and tried a few times, and finally put down his hands clasping his chest, his eyes were tightly closed, "You, you, take it easy."
Looking at Xiao Gu's silly look, Luo Yu couldn't help laughing, but he didn't laugh out loud. If he dared to let out a little laughter at this time, he guaranteed that Xiao Gu would go berserk.Slowly approaching the neck, Luo Yu took a breath of cool air.
Xiao Gu bit his lip and shivered, then he clenched his fists and stood up straight again as if encouraging himself, but the cold breath slowly rose to the pinna, and sadly found that he actually had a little expectation.
It's over, is this an extremely heavy taste?She actually likes being taken advantage of by a ghost.Oh let me die!
"However, since I just stabilized the entity, let's forget it tonight." Luo Yu said extremely softly in his ear, Xiao Gu opened his eyes and let out an ah.Just met Luo Yu's thoughtful and smiling eyes.Immediately, she blushed to her heels.Dry all over.What about you, why do you sound like you are disappointed?Suddenly, Xiao Gu decided to shut up.
"You seem to be, um, disappointed? I thought you didn't want to." Luo Yu didn't intend to let him go.Xiao Gu didn't speak when he was beaten to death, he didn't admit it, he didn't admit it when he was beaten to death, there was no disappointment, but the change of attitude was too sudden, he let out an ah to express his surprise, what's the matter.But, why Mao himself doesn't quite agree with this rhetoric.
It's over, it's over, it's over!Xiao Gu felt that his life suddenly fell into an unknown darkness.Please, Xiao Gu, cheer me up, don't fall in love with him, do you know, this is an illusion, this is not liking, remember, you like soft girls.Where is he soft?Ah, bah, what are you thinking.
When Xiao Gu was fighting between heaven and man, Luo Yu reached out and brushed his face lightly, and said something that even he himself could not think of.
"If... I would like you."
Xiao Gu froze, and could clearly hear the sound of a broken root in his head, followed by the sound of cracking, followed by the sound of heart's pause, followed by the sound of beating desperately.
Xiao Gu, what the hell are you, it's over.
Luo Yu also felt a slip of the tongue, a little regretful, and then withdrew and sat on the stool at the opposite corner of the room, staring at the flame of the red candle, in a daze.
Xiao Gu stood here with a tangled face as if he hadn't squatted in the toilet for a few days, sneaking a glance at Luo Yu, seeing him in a very rare daze, he felt a little relieved, and then became sad again.He should be in a daze to cover up his embarrassment. The embarrassment was too much for a while and said something that shouldn't be said, so I have nothing to worry about.But, this guy actually joked about this kind of thing.
Hate you, hate you, hate you! I will ignore you this time.
With mixed emotions, Xiao Gu hid on the bed with chaotic steps, with his back to the culprit sitting in the opposite corner of the room.Go to sleep, go to sleep, and stop thinking about it.Hypnotizing himself so much, Xiao Gu really fell asleep.
"Really, it's like this." Lying on a high rock outside the hut, holding a small bamboo that was covered by a big branch in front of his head, he patted Xiaoye, who was next to him with the same equipment, and vented his anger.
Xiaoye also showed a disappointed expression this time, and agreed with Xiaozhu's hum. "Let's go, there's nothing to see." Xiaozhu threw the branch, dragged it slowly and still lying on his stomach, and jumped off the boulder towards the little leaf stretching out his neck that they secretly left behind the small opening in the back window of the cabin.
The bridal chamber Hua Zhuoye with infinite reverie was gone by Xiao Gu's awkward mole movement towards the foot of the bed and Luo Yushenge's melancholy eyes.
Well, let's just drag the time back to eight days later. During these eight days, Xiao Gu got nothing but another pain - the strain of the neck muscles.Whoever asked him to do anything would keep his head down. In fact, Luo Yu never took the initiative to ask him to do anything.
"Hey, Gugu, are you playing chess with yourself again?" Xiaozhu ran over with a newly caught pheasant, poked and drew something on the ground while holding a twig. Xiao Gu.
Since taking the initiative to undertake Xiao Gu's dark marriage, the friendship between Xiao Zhu and Xiao Gu has risen to a new level. Once Xiao Gu's hair is blown, she will say leisurely: Do you want me to find your new husband and talk about it?This nickname of Gu Gu was also inspired by Xiao Zhu when Xiao Ye commented on Xiao Gu's appearance of lowering his head and meditating for many days.
"Xiaozhu, look, does he look like the cuckoo bird we often catch and play with? He doesn't do anything, but just likes to eat with his head down. One catches every one." Xiaoye's dull face made a very rare expression at that time. Narrow, funny and other vivid expressions.
Xiao Gu is actually painting eggs non-stop, and Xiaozhu is not a primitive person, so of course he knows about Da Vinci painting eggs and practicing painting, "Little Gugu, I didn't see it, you really pay attention to laying the foundation. The lunch at noon is handed over to You. We are going to pick up Master Hua with Baibai. What do you mean by this expression, are you unhappy? Don’t use this expression when you see him later, so as not to be beaten.” Xiaozhu grabbed Xiaogu’s fleshy cheek .Pulled away Xiaoye who was watching as usual.
Xiao Gu is drawing a fool, and he is drawing himself in a deeper way, and in a deeper way, because he can't draw, but he really despises his ostrich appearance these days, so he can't help but use the image of an egg as a metaphor for himself.
Should you be happy?Not happy at all.
Therefore, when Wuhua, the protagonist Xiaogu came to find this time, came to his side, what he saw was a young man who was burning a fire, who looked at him calmly to the point of a little indifference, and smiled.
"What are you doing here?" Ha, it's really a big pot of cold water, Xiao Gu patted the ashes on his body, opened the pot and took a sip of the chicken soup, then turned his head and looked at this man who looked only in his forties. The handsome old guy with a tall and straight face and a bad face smiled: "You should be Lord Wuhua, I'm Xiao Gu, Master Chen suggested me to come, please help me to see the three corpses on my body."
Xiao Gu reached out his hand stupidly, just like his performance every time he made business with others.
Wuhua looked at it very seriously.
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