The scum of rebirth is countered

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Qin Yue has been on a business trip for two weeks, and before leaving, he specially invited an extra aunt from his family to share the burden of taking care of the baby for Ling Ce.

This aunt has a wealth of parenting experience, even the spoiled Kiki and Eggy quickly fell under her sackcloth skirt, and fell asleep early every night. It has been two weeks since Ling Ce didn't need to tell a story before going to bed .

So Ling Ce was very free during this time, and he was able to devote all his energy to work without any scruples, but he felt that something was wrong after only being free for three days.

The double bed without Qinyue always looks a bit lonely, and the more idle people are, the more they think, as the saying goes, warm and full and think about lust.Another week later, after Ling Ce woke up from a dream that could not be disclosed to the public, he sadly realized that he had lived two lifetimes, and now a man in his twenties actually... misses spring.

Of course, if he is as awkward as him, he will never admit it.

So on the day when Qin Yue agreed to return, he chose to work overtime in a particularly arrogant manner, and he didn't go home until 11 o'clock in the evening.

Based on his understanding of Qin Yue, even if there is no gift to take, there must be a suffocating hug.So this time, without exception, he opened the door and stood there, waiting for the hug with the smell of perfume.

Who knows if there is no hug, just wait for a text message: Baby Ce, there is a temporary problem with the contract, so it will be postponed for a few days.

The sending time is 10:30, (#‵′) shit, can't you tell me earlier!Let him work overtime for nothing, and then make a show at the door...

"Master Ling, you are back, why are you standing at the door?" It was the yawning aunt who asked kindly.

Ling Ce waved his hand, signaling her to go back to the room to rest, and went upstairs without saying a word, into the bedroom.

But it fell suddenly, and the phone was smashed to pieces.

He was angry.

Not only did my expectations come to nothing, but more importantly, tomorrow is the day for Kiki and Eggy to catch up on the week.Qin Yue is so careless, his uncle can bear it, and his aunt can't bear it.

Ling Ce never liked to bother Qin Yue when he was on a business trip, so basically he would not take the initiative to contact him, but this time he couldn't bear it anymore, glared at the torn 'corpse', pulled out his spare phone, and texted back: Whatever you want, anyway Neither the baby nor I will miss you, so you can earn as much money as you can to support your family!

Someone who received the text message snickered at the corner of his mouth, and only sent a loving emoji.

two,

Since Qin Yue doesn't care, Ling Ce should care anyway.

He got up and walked around the baby's room first, seeing Kiki's peaceful and lovely sleeping face, calmed down his anger and complaints, and then slowly went to the baby's activity room to set up the scene.

The so-called grasping week is the custom of predicting the baby's future when the child is one year old.On the first birthday, put all kinds of items in front of the baby and let him grab them. Traditionally, commonly used items include pens, inks, paper and inkstones, abacus coins, books, and even cosmetics.Ling Ce and Qin Yue also received Zhou Zhou rituals when they were young, so the couple are still happy to give the baby this interesting activity.

It is said that Ling Ce himself grabbed his father's cigarette case when he was a child, and he has developed a playful and perverted personality in the past 20 years, so no matter what, he can't let the baby repeat the same mistakes.Arrange the items caught around in a fan shape, and he should put all the cigarette cases, toys and the like in an inconspicuous corner, so that the baby can't even catch them.

Ling Ce made small calculations while walking, and arrived at the playroom after a while.

Pushing the door open and entering, before turning on the light, he was suddenly hugged tightly.Ling Ce exclaimed, but his lips were blocked by force.

The familiar breath calmed him down in an instant, but he could smell a trace of rust in the fervent and slightly rude movements. He wanted to step back a little while suffering the pain, but he held the back of his head and bit down on the kiss more forcefully.

Qin Yue's usual kisses are always gentler, almost not as rough as they are now, but they are surprisingly exciting.Ling Ce pushed away the person in front of him impatiently, his eyes were burning but he didn't know whether it was anger or lust, and a trace of blood winding down from the corner of his mouth brought out his fragile but fierce beauty.

But no matter how fierce he is, in Qin Yue's eyes, he is really strong on the outside and does nothing on the inside. He is close to him, how could he not know that someone's lower body has already given a very honest reaction.

The smile in Qin Yue's eyes deepened.Although we have been separated for two weeks, it is reasonable to say that we should express our lovesickness earnestly, but he has always acted before his words. Since Ling Ce feels tired, let him comfort him—from physical to emotional, of course. Psychology, from the outside to the inside, is taken care of in every possible way.

Where are you waiting for Ling Ce to ask any more questions, just push him to the ground and eat him alive!

The baby's playroom is covered with warm and clean carpets, and round and chamfered soft toys are scattered around.So this time the husband and wife made out with each other, it was a thunderous fire, and the basic relationship was in a mess.

They didn't turn on the lights, only a little moonlight, panting in the shadows, heavy and light, and the crack of the door that was too late to close revealed the beautiful scenery of the room without reservation.

——At home, it doesn't matter how happy you are.

When the panting gradually calmed down, Ling Ce pretended to be angry and said with a flushed face: "You lied to me when I came back, hehe, do you know how tired I am today? Those managers changed their ways to raise their opinions and raise wages. I have been working overtime until now, and I have been tossed by you so much that my waist is broken... Also, with your good sons, I have to arrange Zhou Zhou rituals..."

Qin Yue sneered, isn't this a typical honesty of the body, but a hard mouth... He was so comfortable just now that he couldn't close anything, a typical one who pulled his x and turned his face.

"Yes, yes, my wife has worked hard, but my husband has already prepared for you~" Qin Yue turned on the light with a smile.

It was only under bright light that I saw that the fan-shaped formation of Zha Zhou had been disrupted by the movement of the two of them just now, but since it was packed all over the floor before, even if it was a little messy now, it would not affect the effect, but... not just a little stuff enough?Qin Yue must have placed too much, like a hill.

"How do you let the baby grasp, there are too many things." Ling Ce flipped through them casually. The species are rich, far more complete than the information he checked himself.

"Some are new toys that I brought back, so there are more of them. It's nothing more than those big categories. I arranged them for two hours, and there will be no omissions." Qin Yue dialed the dial confidently. hill pile.The items he selected come from all over the world, and the intention is to open the baby's eyes early, so why not have more?

three

"Baby, let's catch Zhou!"

The next day, when an auspicious day was chosen, the couple carried Kiki and Dandan into the playroom.

Eggy saw that the local novelty toys were full, and immediately broke away from their arms with a groan, and staggered into the pile of toys with his short legs.Kiki also wanted to go in, but he was more shy by nature, so he just whined twice and told himself that he wanted to play too with his big watery eyes.

"Be good, baby." Qin Yue put the slow-moving older son in the center of the fan, and stuck it together with the younger son, pointing to the pile of toys, "Do you know where you can find things you like?"

What responded to him was the wailing of the babies and Ling Ce's black line.

One year old is the age when you are curious about everything, how can you understand what nonsense Papa said, as soon as Qin Yue let go, they crawled away, drooling and holding this and that, and they couldn't tell what they liked.

After playing for a while, the baby calmed down after getting over the excitement, and began to choose toys he was interested in.Seeing Jiji touching the pink powder box, Ling Ce's heart arose. If she likes this thing, she is a good woman. Does that mean Jia Baoyu who can accomplish nothing?

Fortunately, Kiki just picked it up and looked at it for a while, then let go, and turned to another place.

The youngest son Eggy was dumbfounded, with a silly and cute face, but he picked up a small abacus.Ling Ce said pleasantly: "Hey, it's probably a string of money! You can help me manage the accounts in the future! It is indeed my gene, and it is a material for doing business!"

"You think so far..." Qin Yue sighed.

Unexpectedly, Eggy only picked it up for two seconds and put it down again, totally disrespecting Ling Ce.

"..." Ling Juju was a little disappointed, turned his head and moaned again and again, and could only wait patiently for the two sons to express their views.

"Don't worry, besides, what a child really catches doesn't mean what path he will take in the future." Qin Yue smiled mysteriously, "Do you know what I caught when I was young?"

"Catch what? Sex toys?"

"How can Zhou Li put such a thing?" Qin Yue frowned in disapproval. Just as he was about to say the answer, the two babies suddenly yelled loudly as if they had discovered some new land, and they were still mixed softly. With the intimate call of "papa, papa".

Ling Ce turned his head and saw that Eggy was holding a small cylindrical bottle in his hand... Strange, why does that bottle look familiar?

Before he could figure it out, Kiki yelled again, and waved his fist to light up the thing in his hand—it turned out to be TT! ?

The husband and wife looked at each other, and suddenly remembered that it was the two of them who forgot to deal with the aftermath (or were too lazy to deal with the aftermath) after the ups and downs last night...

Then look intently at the small bottle in Eggy's hand, isn't that ky...

Ling Ce got up quickly, trying to grab the ky bottle, but the usually quiet and shy Eggy burst into tears, dragged it into the bottle, and yelled, "Baba, Baba is bad! Dandan wants, Dandan wants!"

On the other hand, Qin Yue also wanted to take the TT from Jiji's hand, and Jiji became more fussy, crying out of breath, and refused to hand over the "trophy".

In the end, Ling Ce spanked each of the two babies before they could be confiscated smoothly. But when they re-checked the rest of the catching gadgets and set up the scene for the second time, the two babies refused to touch them again. Staring straight at the "trophy" placed on the high platform.

Seeing that the couple had no intention of moving Guibu, the babies started crying again.Under the impact of heartbroken, life-and-death cries, Qin Yue hesitated for a moment before taking it down.As soon as it was delivered to their eyes, the babies immediately stopped crying, their eyebrows and eyes curved, and they squeaked and laughed contentedly.

The result of grasping the week finally came out, but it was not satisfactory.

Ling Ce was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, angry that Qin Yue wanted to do it there, and didn't clean up after finishing it.

"Okay now, the baby has been exposed to these things so early, and he will have to cut off his sleeves in the future. Do you think our whole family is gay?" He roared angrily.

Qin Yue knew he was wrong, so he could only comfort him over and over again.Well, touch your head, touch your hair~

The babies ignored the two fathers and had a great time playing tt and ky.Naturally, Qin Yue didn't believe that grasping the week could really budget for the child's development, but he couldn't help being frightened in this situation.

In the end, I had no choice but to convince myself that it was an early sex education, although it was really too early...