The scum of rebirth is countered

The permutation and combination here does not refer to mathematical concepts, but various unscrupulous combinations of characters without order, regardless of logic, aesthetics, or even race and gender... Ahem, I'm not that lost Morality, there will be no humans and beasts.This interview does not involve female characters in the text (there are only two in total, and neither has a full name ==)

Dangdang first introduces the host—forget it, let’s introduce the characters directly. Since this article has only reached a certain stage, there are only two couples who will appear on the stage for the time being—Ling Ce x Qin Yue, Situ Feng x Qi Zizhou (some No mistake?), Liu Zi, Brother Qin, Master Situ, and the mysterious guest Father Qin

The first pair:

Liu Zi x Ling Ce

Liu Zi: Brother Ling, long time no see...

Ling Ce: Well, hurry up and ask, don't waste Lao Tzu's time.

Host (not interested in this team, casually flipped through the question board): May I ask the moment when you fell in love with each other?

Ling Ce: Hehe.

Liu Zi twitched, glanced at him shyly, and said in a low voice: I only have respect for Brother Ling like a surging river...

Host: First kiss? (Khan, did I take it wrong? Who is interested in you two!)

Ling Ce (reading the topic carefully): If there is no limit on the number of candidates, the kindergarten will be gone

Host (sweats more): Zhengtai or Lolita?

Ling Ce thought for a while: male and female are indisputable.

Host: How embarrassing, how did you feel about the first h?

Ling Ce was about to reminisce about the past, when he suddenly saw the eyes of someone in the audience, swallowed his saliva, and finally turned into a fake sneer.

Moderator: What about Liu Zi?

Liu: (╥﹏╥) How dare you miss Brother Ling...

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The second pair:

Qin Yue x Situ Feng

The host excitedly yyed the two attacking Longyang Eighteen Styles with his eyes, and was elated. Is there anyone who likes it best?

Host (withdrawing the saliva, serious): The scene where the two of you first met?

Qin Yue: ...he kissed my wife forcefully

Situ Feng: Brother Ling who is kissing me (Chapter 7 Ahhh)

The two stared angrily, the air crackled

Host (Da Fog): Calm down, both of you~ It's all over, right?Next question, what the hell?Which of you loves each other more?A word of reminder, don't mention Ling Shou again...

The two moved further away in disgust at the same time, and said in unison: You might as well ask who hates more

Host: Alright, the next question, the location of the first kiss...forget it and skip...

(Turn to the one you are most interested in) Don’t let this question go!Then if there is really a CP group, who will be the attacker?

Qin Yue despises: My romance has a bottom line

Situ: Fertility medicine is waiting for you!Pregnancy was abolished, never anesthetized, repeated until % (sorry because it is too bloody, omitted here, so as not to scare the motherland to drop flowers)

Disappointment summary: Can you two have a good time playing together? On New Year's Day, you need to be friendly to make money!

At this time, the elder brother who protects the weak comes on stage: "Little thief Situ, don't bully my younger brother!"

The host immediately showed a wretched smile——

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Qin Yue x Qin Rui

Host: Did you have feelings for the other party when you were young?

Qin Rui tilted his head: I don't understand, this question is so strange.

Qin Yue (hesitating whether to tell him the truth of this question and answer interview, or to pull the eldest brother down, because the battle between heaven and man was too exciting and forgot to say anything)

The host is staring again: Have you ever kissed someone secretly?

Qin Rui: Often, I changed his diaper when I was a child, and after changing his diaper, I couldn't help but take a few mouthfuls of it, it was so fragrant and soft

Qin Yue: Brother, don't reveal your faults in public... My overbearing and evil image is gone... Wait, brother, have you really kissed me? ! (Looking at Ling Ce secretly, but he didn't even bother to show jealousy)

Qin Rui: Why is there no image?You were very cute when you were a child. You have to specify a brand for diapers, otherwise you will take them off to protest.

Qin Yue (depressed): ...Next question (don't get hung up on changing the diaper (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻)

The host smirked and asked himself what he was interested in: Who attacked and who suffered at the time of h?

Qin Rui (more confused): I still don’t get it, it’s all about my family members attacking each other

Qin Yue: I'm sorry, brother, I shouldn't have pulled you in

In view of the fact that the author really did YY once when coding, the host patiently explained it to Brother Qin, and was thrown away.

Qin Rui: It's so obscene and filthy, it's deceiving people, shut the basement!

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Father Qin x Master Situ (what a strange combination!)

The host climbed back from a long distance and bowed down to the aura of the two old men on stage

Mr. Situ: This man is a bit like the masked man who often haunts Conan

Masked man: ... (mouth opened and closed, but no one heard a sound. It is said that only the smartest readers can hear what he said, which is similar to the emperor's new clothes)

Host: I'm sorry, because Qin's father never appeared, so it's still a legend...

(Author, are you making up the word count? Yizhanghong is waiting for you!)

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Qi Zizhou x Ling Ce

The host yelled obscenely again, both of you, what kind of posture should you take?

Before asking, the two started to despise.

Ling Ce: It's been a few years and I still haven't caught him. Your woman's face has grown pale, why don't I cut the flowers for you and give you the determination to have a plastic surgery.

Zizhou: I am the most handsome in this bad book, you are envious and jealous!

(There are only two subjects in total, Qi Zizhou is more delicate, but has a fierce look, a sinister beauty)

Ling Ce vomited: My young master takes a handsome and handsome route, how can a shemale like you be able to match it?

Zizhou: Shemale? !Didn't you give birth to $#%

Ling Ce: $》;&￥#! ... (spoiler involved, the author shamelessly beeped off)

Moderator: Sorry, the author received too many rotten eggs during the interview, so I had to forcefully terminate it. Thank you for watching

(This Q&A is not over yet! Baozi will also appear at the end of the text)