how to train your humans

My name is Susanna. I am the eldest princess of the Holy Dragon Empire and the current crown prince. When I reach the end of this year, my father plans to abdicate and go out to play, and then I will be the hard-working Dragon Emperor. Alas...sooner or later When it was my turn, I stretched out my head and slashed, but I shrank my head or slashed. There was really nothing I could do.

Last month, my dearest great-grandmother passed away...but I didn't feel very sad, because my great-grandmother was really a legend. There were too many legends in her life, and she lived to the age that she should die. Let's go, we will wonder if she has become an old monster!

My great-grandmother is about two hundred years old. In the age of legends, it is very common for powerful people to live to be hundreds of years old. Unfortunately, in modern society, people are too "polluted" by technology, and their lifespan reaches two hundred, just like my great-grandmother. This is simply a super old birthday star!

What I want to talk about today is something related to my great-grandmother. She is the prince of our Holy Dragon Empire, Oliveira East, a rare magician from the Dragon Emperor Dragon Knight family. It is said that she went to the Royal Academy to learn magic when she was young. , Later, he stopped practicing swordsmanship at all, and became a well-known great magician.My great-grandfather was the little prince of Oslant, and he was married... so the poor great-grandfather was still crushed to death by his great-grandmother at an early age.

By the way, our family is a bit strange, great-grandmother is not the Dragon Emperor, but her son, that is, my grandfather, is the Dragon Emperor, and my grandfather gave birth to a father, who is also the Dragon Emperor—but since my grandfather, our family has A strange habit... We don't want to succeed, we all want to have a baby quickly, let the child succeed and then we can play by ourselves!

——The reason is very complicated, I have to tell you slowly.

The main reason is that in the underground palace of the imperial palace, in the corridor where the portraits of virtuous kings of past dynasties are displayed, there is a painting in it - that is my great-grandmother's elder brother, the Dragon Emperor, my great-grandmother's prince was named by him, this Dragon Emperor is very It's strange, his surname is not East, his name is Qiyang, and his name is also weird. If he didn't look exactly like the royal family, I almost thought he was adopted!His name is very difficult to pronounce. When I was a child, I couldn’t pronounce it correctly. Later, I learned Dragon Language and my tongue became more flexible, so I could pronounce it more accurately. The most important thing is-my great-grandmother said that when she saw him, she just called his name directly, no need It would be very strange to call grandpa grandpa.

But... I don't rob graves, how could I see him!Isn't it weirder to see him?

Then one day, on my 15th birthday, my brother was born—and my mother was so scary that she gave birth to six identical pups!When I saw them, my head was so big that I couldn't tell who was who!The great-grandmother was so happy that she threw a big dinner in the palace to celebrate, and that day... oh my god! ! !

I saw a very old great-grandmother with white hair wearing a low-cut cutie, leaning against a young man with her feet up, her head bowed like a little girl. The convulsive, serious great-grandmother is completely different!Take a closer look... what the fuck! ! !

——The person who was held by the great-grandmother...that person...

The light-colored long hair unique to the Holy Dragon royal family, illuminated by the lights like honey, looks sweet, with a handsome face and a gentle smile, is it 20 years old?No, no, no, I'm not sure he's older than me... When the beautiful purple eyes looked at my great-grandmother, there was a slight smile, full of... doting?Fuck!You look so discordant!Very no!harmonious!

I remember I said something stupid to my father, I said, "Oh my god father, is that the latest cosplay? Why do you look like this!"

The emperor silently glanced at me, then threw me a blank stare.

Then...then I was terrified!

"Father! Who is that!!!" I didn't even realize that my voice was trembling, Father gave me another look, then happily picked up his robe and rushed over——

"Brother Qiyang!!!"

I heard my father yelling like this...

and many more……

"You bastard! You're so inferior! Remove the word "brother!" Great-grandmother slapped my father aggressively.

The young man hugged my father with a smile, and I heard him say: "In a blink of an eye, I have grown so big. The last time I saw you, you were only so small. In the blink of an eye, the little bun became a beautiful young man." !"

……

If I hear you right...Pray for the sun...Pray for the sun...Pray for the sun...

I just watched the legend walk into my life.

Qiyang is great, he gave me a sword, said to be made by the elves, the sword is very beautiful, the sword is a murder weapon in my eyes, but this sword is so beautiful, like a delicate handicraft, in the When I doubted its power, Qi Yang took it with a smile and waved it back...

"Oh, third brother! That's the statue I just erected for you!" Great-grandmother... great-grandmother, why are you cheering?

Qi Yang looked at the broken statue in half, silently handed me the sword, and... oh my god what kind of magic is this!By the glory of God, the statue is restored to its original shape!This must be the level of a great magician!But I remember that the Dragon Emperor prayed for the sun... According to the records, he was almost the strongest Dragon Emperor in history!So, he is a magic knight?Magic Dragon Rider!

"Qiyang! You agreed, after I abdicate, you want to take me to play in the elf realm, let's go on an adventure!"

Father... you...

"Okay, but have you met my request?"

"Of course! This is the popular support rate of my ten years in power..."

"Well...it's pretty tall...let me see..."

When my father was in power, he built water conservancy, built an ecological park, and while protecting the tradition of knight culture, he supported and promoted new magic technology, which made many infrastructures in our country more high-end all of a sudden. My father was also ranked No.1 in last year's "Model Husband Ranking".

"Very good! You did a great job being the Dragon King!" Qi Yang and my father high-fived.

The mysterious former Dragon Emperor, the mysterious elves, the mysterious southern jungle... I know that there is no shortage of legends in this world, but I didn't expect that there are so many legends in this world, and they are all around me.

This secret is hidden in the palace, and many courtiers actually know that the Dragon Emperor Qiyang has not left this world, although it is recorded in history that the Dragon Emperor Qiyang reigned for 73 years, during which time he quelled wars and crusade against the Abyss Council, and made great achievements in battle Countless, he is also a good emperor who is close to the people like a son, and is good at diplomacy. At the end of the year, because he had no heirs, he gave way to his younger sister's son and abdicated himself. It is said that he lived in seclusion in the territory of the elves, and spent a peaceful old age under the care of the elves...

Old age fart!That face is so tender...you can get water when you pinch it!Younger than me!Nima!You are an old dragon emperor who is hundreds of years old, can you not have better skin than a little girl! ! !

When my great-grandmother was dying, I stood outside the door and saw Qi Yang sneak into the house from nowhere. He held my great-grandmother's hand, put his face together, and said something softly. There was a kind of tranquility on the face of my great-grandmother. She smiled, as if thinking of something beautiful, and then she lay in Qiyang's arms and closed her eyes quietly, as if she had fallen asleep.

The birth and decline of life is something that people must experience when they are born, and it is also an inevitable law of this world.

In the blink of an eye, Qi Yang suddenly appeared next to me. In fact, I was still very nervous, because although Qi Yang is the secret of the palace, I haven't come into close contact with this secret very often.

I have to admit, I envy him a little bit, immortality, what does that feel like?

"Envy me?" Qi Yang tilted his head with a gentle smile. The years have never left any traces on him. He said, "In fact, there is nothing to envy in eternal life. The reason why life is wonderful is because of your time. You are limited, so you have to race against time to make yourself live well in the limited time, and eternal life... what you have to face is endless time, and you don't know what your future will be."

"Wouldn't that be a lot of time to do different things?"

"Your time... is more than you can do." Qi Yang smiled and said to me, "So what you need to face is how to prevent yourself from becoming an empty and empty wandering soul...Compared to you A busy and wonderful life, immortality is not a good thing.”

He looked at his great-grandmother who was lying on the bed as if sleeping soundly: "Vera's life has been wonderful... I think she is also very satisfied."

Not only is it satisfying, this is the legendary prince of the Holy Dragon, okay? "Magic and Sword - No. 1 Educational Reform" was proposed by her. This reform plan directly overturned the traditional education of Shenglong, and made magic a compulsory subject for knights, so that Shenglong will improve its combat effectiveness within 20 years. It has improved a lot, and there is no knight who is taken advantage of by the Abyss Council because of his lack of mental strength.

"So... goodbye, little girl, I hope that when I see you again, you will already be an outstanding Dragon Emperor."

Well, goodbye, living legend.

In the future, I will also be a superheroine like my great-grandmother, don't worry! ! !For love and justice!Cough cough... I'm sorry I couldn't restrain myself.

My father said that when he was young, my grandmother passed away early, and he was very sad, so Qi Yang took him to live in the elf forest for a period of time. After returning, my father told me stories about elves.

——These beautiful and elegant children of nature wake up in the morning light, sing arm in arm, go to the lake to fetch water, water the flowers, take care of the saplings, and then rest in the shade of the trees during the day, and continue to rest after singing at night. Sleeping...the life is so peaceful, but...it feels so boring after staying for a long time, there is nothing else to do except singing, watering flowers and feeding small animals every day.

——Because the lifespan of the elves is much longer than that of humans, in the age of legends, when humans can live an average of three hundred years, the elves have five times the lifespan of humans, so their life is extremely long, too long It's so peaceful that the whole person is about to turn into a tree... In short, as a human being, I can't accept this kind of super slow-paced life.

Then Qi Yang told my father that we cannot prevent the coming and going of life, we only cherish it when we have it, but there is no need to be too sad about losing it, because the life that leaves will be supplemented by new ones, this world There are not only departures, but also new births.

——In the second year, I was born.Father said that my name was given to me by Qi Yang.

Not long after I was born, my great-grandmother’s second brother passed away. I have never seen that person, because he was expelled from the royal family since he was a child, and has been the leader of the Dark Temple since then. He is also a priest admired by future generations. At that time, he wiped out the entire northern territory, and all the remnants of the Abyss Council hidden in the north were not left behind by him. He wiped them all out, super powerful!

It's a pity that I haven't seen him. It is said that after finishing evening prayers, he knelt in front of the statue of the Dark Lord, and the moonlight shone on him through the dome. Then he smiled, closed his eyes, and passed away.The believers all said that it was God himself who sent down the moonlight and took away this outstanding son of darkness.His partner, who was also a super-great necromancer, personally buried him in the cemetery of Shadow Moon's past priests on the second day after he left, and then closed the door of the tomb and stayed inside.

The seniors have left one by one, but we don't need to be sad. Behind them, Diana still has an infinitely bright future and more new legends.

Next it will be my turn to be the Dragon Emperor, I think I will be able to do better than my father, and even better than Qiyang!I have six younger brothers, and my mother decided to let the youngest one become a priest in Shadow Moon—because this little guy is so fascinated by black magic, maybe after more than ten years, our family will have another great dark priest.

"I'm better than Ronan!" The little guy was very arrogant.

It is said that after Yingyue accepted this little kid, his teacher was like crazy, and he was so happy that he ran around the snow mountain all night without sleep, shouting what a gift from the monarch, I might train the youngest Si Yue in history Priest...

Uh... Well, everyone is very ideal... Hehe... Hehe... Hehe...

Alas, I am so distressed, I will be crowned next month, what should I wear?I don’t like the dresses designed by designers, what should I do... My great-grandmother also has an older brother who is adopted by a prince with a different surname. He and his partner... have an elf son, according to the backup, it belongs to my grandfather’s generation, But he didn't want me to call him Grandpa, saying that he would look old. Apart from his sharp ears, he really doesn't have any difference from humans. Oh, he seems to be thinner... His name is Biye, and he is a tree sea elf. Blue eyes and hair, very beautiful, a bit like a little girl, he promised to help me design a beautiful enthronement dress, yesterday he and his assistant came to help me measure my figure... um...

I'm not getting fat! ! !Nasty elves go away!

I went to play with him in the territory of the elves, and saw the elf king—the holy tree elf with a beautiful light all over his body. That elf is called Xi Yao, and he is so beautiful...Look at the elf king, and then look at the one next to me, hey ...Even if Bi Ye is my relative, I still feel ashamed of him!How stupid, how can the first sentence when meeting a girl be: "You are fat." Isn't this begging for beating?

"Elves never lie." Xi Yao said to me with a smile, "You are not fat in my eyes, you are a girl full of vitality, and a plump figure also indicates that you will have many children in the future."

... Nima, do you mean that my mother is very fat and has a big butt and can give birth?

I hate elves who can't tell lies! ! !

"Wow~ What nonsense, Xiyao, the girl's figure is still very good!" Turning around, behind him was an elf with black skin, long white hair, and a black scale armor robe - a dungeon elf, also known as dark Elf!

Biye quietly told me that this is the queen of the dungeon elves, and the dungeon elves are respected by women, and in the entire elf family, the dungeon elves are the guardians of the elf sanctuary, and the dungeon queen is also The guardian of the elf domain is also the guardian of the elf emperor.

"Hello beautiful human girl, I am the Dungeon Priestess, that is, the Queen of the Dungeon Elf in your human eyes. My name is Mo Ge." The female elf has a super good figure, and dark-skinned elves are generally better than fair-skinned ones !

And she praised me for my good figure!Praise me for looking good!awesome!

Later, Biye hesitated for a long time before telling me: "Dungeon elves...one of their virtues is lying."

... I was silent for a long time.

The next day, I was punished by my father to write a self-criticism for beating the elf.