how to train your humans

A patient with severe social disorder didn't realize what he was in until he was stripped naked and pushed to the ground!

Wait - this development is completely wrong!But then Qi Yang was stunned by an unbelievable fact, and he was shocked by Bidu Tianjie's crossing into a different world: "Han Bing... You, you, do you like me!?"

No, it's not you that I like, it's the feeling of heartache!

Shutla suddenly felt that he couldn't blame himself for becoming what he is today. He wanted to be a dignified Dragon Whisperer for thousands of years. Fighting up and down issues, leveling one mountain after another, and finally coming to him to ask for mediation... But, how come the other party can't keep up with the normal process when it comes to me?In addition to Qiyang's complete condition, after Shutla entered a special period, his sanity went offline and he was completely unable to maintain his calmness. He didn't have the leisure to slowly "influence" Qiyang. Time is running out, so let's go straight to the topic.

So - it's not my fault!Shutla's heart is full of fury and strong desire, you forced it out!That's right!

You are unkind, I am unrighteous, forget about it, it is not suitable for fighting races, what is there to talk about, it is just a job!

The sex scenes in other people's houses are affectionate and lingering, but when it comes to Jianxiu and Longzu, it is even worse than fighting.Sutra looked as if he was going to eat Qi Yang alive, Qi Yang who had just reacted was suddenly shrouded in a strong shame that was hard to ignore, and he stood up to resist, but it was a pity that you only remembered this after taking off your clothes, and you were full of eyes. It's bare thighs, arms and white buttocks, and it can catch fire even if there is no fire, not to mention that Shutla is about to become a fire-breathing dragon?

"Hey... it hurts..."

Shutla's nature of belonging to the dragon clan is fully exposed at this moment. As a powerful magical creature and the most noble monster, facing the strong resistance of the people under him, the blue dragon is very angry, and bites the opponent's neck, blood flowing down the white skin Flowing, Shutla bit hard, like a hunting beast strangling the throat of its prey, Qi Yang couldn't struggle, the dragon clan pressed down with all its strength, coupled with the surrounding ice magic stacked layer by layer, his two Arms were frozen in ice.

Shutla stuck out his tongue viciously and licked the wound he had bitten out, numb and numb, "Han Bing—quick shut up...you can't do this!" Jianxiu could only tremble and scream at the critical moment, shy and embarrassed. Annoyed, he didn't dare to make a real move, for fear of being beaten again, Chang Ningjian pretended to be dead very obediently at this moment, without any thought of supporting his master, and his posture of helping the tyrant was quite clear.

We have no way of knowing whether the Dragon Clan that has tasted a little fishy smell has regained some sanity, but at least we can tell that the Dragon Clan at this moment has become a world-famous food that Qi Yang didn’t have time to taste—the skin is sweet, soft and white Clean Lantern Festival - because the inside is made of sesame seeds.I saw him leaning over, putting on an aggrieved and painful face, his blue eyes were foggy, as if he could see a tail wagging behind him, he lowered his head, looked over wrongedly, and trembled in a pitiful voice Said: "Qiyang... I'm so sad... Please~ okay~ please~"

Come on, this kind of soft begging hits the center of the heart with an arrow, and Qi Yang is completely in a state of distress. This cannot be blamed on Shutla, he has difficulties... What should I do, if this happens, Shutla will suffer from mania, Suffering from mania needs to be euthanized!How can that work!The sword cultivator who was thinking about it had already ignored the fact that his arm was still frozen in the ice, and he didn't think about who was the victim at all.

"Qiyang...Qiyang~" Shutla licked Qiyang's cheeks and the corners of his mouth, begging in a trembling weeping voice, "Please, please~ Uh...please, I want you... ...please~~"

Alas... Seeing that the resistance had weakened significantly, the blue dragon raised its tail triumphantly, thanking Guangyao, the plan went through.

It's so delicious~ I like simple and easy to deceive, whether it's a knight or a swordsman...

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The official social account of Reina Yaruo College has been blocked, and all the students are screaming for gossip, what is the origin of that super big dragon?Could it be the guest of honor for this competition?Who is that young and beautiful little knight? As a dragon knight, he actually wears a robe that flutters around. This is not the point, the point is that he still fights so beautifully with the dragon!

Is it an opponent or one of our own, a student or a mentor?Could it be the envoy sent by the Holy Dragon Empire?

The point is—what's his name? He's so handsome!single?

Only the green dragon Filo, who guessed a little bit, had a weird face and was in a mess in the wind. She quickly took out her mobile computer, logged into "How to Train Your Human", searched Han Bing's posting records, and decisively found what she was looking for——

Oh glory!I actually saw that legendary non-human being!

Philo decisively returned to the gossip irrigation group of the younger generation of dragons.

[I am the green overlord flower that walks freely]: My fellow citizens!I've met the blue dragon whisperer's sweetheart!

[Flame is everything]: Nonsense, the one Mr. Han Bing likes is not human.

[I am a free-walking green overlord flower]: I won't lie to you!real!But it’s true that he is not a human being, who can fight against Master Han Bing, which ordinary human do you think can do it?

[Management] [White King Supreme]: Hmm... I think, Shadow Moon's Siyue, the High Priest of the Temple, or our Dragon Queen are all fine.

[Group leader] [White King is under me]: Don't make trouble, if others don't tell you, where do you put the Dragon Emperor!

[Confinement at home is kindly stuffed]: Huh, that was taken from me!

[I am a free-walking green overlord flower]: Huangyan, don't make trouble, Mr. Han Bing has entered the estrus period!

[Management] [White King Supreme]:! ! !

[Breeze Free Tour]: QAQ

[Group leader] [White King is under me]: As expected of a thousand-year speaker, this speed!

[I don't gossip]: Enough, Master Bai Yao, Master Hei Lin, can you two stop showing affection?

[Management] [White King Supreme]: Not at all!

[Group leader] [White King is under me]: Not really.

[I don't gossip]: The majestic White Dragon speaker, the youngest White Dragon speaker in history, can you get off the bed and do something serious!

[Management] [White King Supreme]: Who gave you the courage to talk to me like that!

[I don't gossip]: Just now the Dragon Queen robbed my computer...

Dragons: ...

[Qingfeng Ziziyou]: Uh, there are human spies.That Xue Jiu from the White Dragon Clan, you are now close to the Dragon Queen in the Dragon Emperor’s Palace, next time that woman comes, you should hide a bit, and don’t let her see our group!

[I don't gossip]: Heh.

[Management] [White King Supreme]: No need to ask, that is His Majesty the Dragon Queen, good day Your Majesty the Dragon Queen!

[Confine yourself at home and feel good]: Dragon queen, dragon queen!Great Dragon Queen!

[Group leader] [White King is under me]: Let us raise our tails and cheer to welcome His Majesty the Dragon Queen!

[I don't gossip]: Lu Jing, tell me what's wrong with the ice?

[I am a free-walking green overlord flower]: Dragon Queen O(∩_∩)O~~ Meh!It was me who had a fight with that guy named Qi Yang, and then Master Han Bing came, and Master Han Bing became furious!Master Han Bing took Qi Yang away and carried him to the woods, but he didn't know what he was doing anyway, and he hasn't come back yet!Yo~

[I don't gossip]: Beautiful!The woods are the perfect place for xxoo!

...Why does Your Majesty the Dragon Queen have to be so straightforward!All the dragons present were overwhelmed by the great power of the human queen.

[I don't gossip]: But... what is that Qiyang called, the name is so strange, it must not be a person... This name doesn't sound like our world, it has a sense of seeing through movies and anime...

The dragons fell into deep thought.

[I don’t gossip]: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

All the dragons despise it, useless waste, a human woman can scare you into crying like this, lose the dragon!

In the Dragon Emperor's Palace, Dragon Queen Serena turned a corner from the corridor, just in time to see her fourth son leading the third son who just came back talking.

"Da da ~ cheating!" Serena jumped over and shouted.

Even though the elder daughters are all married women in their 30s, the Dragon Queen still maintains an unconventional personality, running around the palace with her skirts in her hands. She is more lively than the youngest daughter. I don't understand at all, and I was taken aback by this "mother", while the red-haired fourth prince Kardan next to me helplessly patted the girl-like adoptive mother in front of him, and sighed: "My queen, don't read those pornographic novels on the Internet anymore. , no matter how obscene you are, it is impossible for me to have sex with my brother."

Serena pouted, stomped her feet, and gave her son a stern look with a sad look of disillusioned dreams, then turned around and walked away.

"Uh... Is Your Majesty the Dragon Queen alright?"

Kaldan covered his face: "It's okay, she's been like this all the time, just get used to it..."

Serena carried her skirt and ran to the garden. As expected, at this time, the Royal Knight Commander Conseri was practicing her sword. She stepped on the handrail of the corridor and walked over like a balance beam. She just "accidentally" fell off. Sure enough, According to the script of His Majesty the Dragon Queen, the upright good knight commander immediately threw his sword and rushed to catch the Dragon Queen.

Serena's "little heart was beating wildly", ouch, and she was put on the seat beside her.

"Your Majesty, please be careful."

"Phew~ it's nothing, just a little distracted~" Serena patted her heart and said "with lingering fear".

"Your Majesty, if there is anything you can tell your subordinates, please ask them to share your worries!" Councili immediately half-kneeled on the ground with a solemn expression.

Serena stuck out her tongue, cheating her knight like this... Well, it's her own knight anyway, if she cheats, she cheats, "Ah, it's nothing, I just heard that the blue dragon whisperer Han Bing found a pretty non-human, Want to see~ I haven’t seen a beautiful non-human for a long time! Goblins and dwarves are too ugly, succubi only know how to sleep, mountain giants, tree people and so on can’t communicate at all!”

"This subordinate will immediately investigate this non-human being for you!" The knight commander immediately fell into the trap of the dragon queen and said without hesitation.

"Okay, okay!" Serena nodded innocently with a smirk.After the knight commander left, a beautiful boy in a gorgeous robe but with messy hair ran out from the bottom of the corridor. He was white and quiet, similar to Ronan, but more sissy than Ronan.

"Wife, wife!" The sissy man ran over, "Honey! Are you free to investigate what a non-human is doing? Let's play the new fighting game! I just ordered a set!"

Slap—Serina slapped her, and the poor man turned around and cried on the ground, "Have you finished approving the memorial? Have you held the regular meeting? Have you checked the training of the dragon knights? None of them have been done yet." ? Hurry up! What are you playing!"

Woooooo... The Dragon Emperor got up from the ground, and walked away with aggrieved steps.

"Is it easy for me to be the Dragon Queen? The brains of the entire royal family are growing here!" Serena said angrily, following behind her husband, "I still have to pretend to be a white lotus in front of the knights, I'm so smart La!"

"Wuuu, my wife, please stop yelling, be careful of forehead wrinkles..."

Pa——The Dragon Queen slapped him again, and roared angrily, "Bastard! How dare you call me old! You idiot!"

The knights and attendants all over the corridor faced the corner together: I heard nothing, saw nothing, and knew nothing!His Majesty the Dragon Emperor must be wise and majestic, and His Majesty the Dragon Queen must be gentle, gentle, gentle, innocent and kind, yes, that's right!

The author has something to say: cheers and flowers!Congratulations Sutra!Thank you Xianchang for your selfless dedication and saving the poor dragon clan!

And, why didn't the Holy Dragon Empire destroy the country! ? !