how to train your humans

Ronan felt that he must be busy with too many things recently, so he would have strange dreams due to mental fatigue——in the dream, there was a strange guy with a blurry face... doing a lot of strange things... and it happened that he I couldn't move at all, and couldn't wake up, so I could only lie down and couldn't resist at all.

Could it be that the black cat was harmed too much last night, and the revenge of God Meow Meow?While thinking about it, Ronan felt a pair of big cold hands touch his pajamas...

Hey, my hands are very warm when I touch the cat!Ronan shivered involuntarily, and there seemed to be something cool and wet on his lips... Uh... Could it be that the God of Darkness was angry because he made too many colorful jokes?Wait, never heard that the monarch still manages the private life of believers!

Don't play like this... Take out your tongue, please! ! !

After experiencing an extremely exhausting dream, Ronan opened his eyes when the first ray of sunlight appeared by the window, and there were two small green balls floating in the darkness in front of him.

"Ah—" Ronan yelled subconsciously, but his voice was a little hoarse when he woke up. This yell made Thrall almost unable to hold back and change back into a human form.

"Hey, you fat cat can't sleep well, what are you doing licking my lips!" Ronan picked up the black cat squatting next to his head in a smoky way. Before he was caught, this guy was sticking out his tongue and licking it endlessly!The black cat stretched lazily in Ronan's hands, purring contentedly in its throat, "It's all you little bastard!"

No wonder the dream is so strange!The long-haired beast licked his own sticky saliva!Even in pajamas!What kind of monstrous cat did Shutla send over here!

"Damn it, you didn't eat a mouse yesterday, did you?" Ronan wiped his mouth, the black cat squinted its eyes and shrank into a ball, Ronan slapped the cat on the head, the black cat meowed, revealing a The aggrieved little eyes shrank into a ball and locked under Ronan's arms, whining.

"Oh..." Ronan covered his face, "What can I do with you..."

Meow~~~ The black cat rubbed Ronan's palm flatteringly, so Ronan had to take off his pajamas silently and went into the bathroom.

As a child of the wilderness, the druid's transfiguration will change the caster's body from the inside out, and if the druid's level is still high, they can even hide the fluctuation of soul strength, without using it In the case of soul detection magic, even a high-ranking priest in charge of a temple like Ronan would not be able to detect abnormalities. No mage is so boring as to detect fluffy, lively and cute little animals littering with little IQ. Second, druid spellcasters are very rare, most of them live in the woods, forming a small settlement by themselves, basically there will be no second druid as... nasty and perverted.

Thrall squatted on the bed and licked his fur like a real black cat. The plan was perfect—although he was just a druid who became a monk halfway, he was a high-level necromancer himself, and the necromancer was Among all spellcasters, the soul strength is the strongest—even stronger than spiritual magicians, because they need to control the soul of the dead, and if their mental abilities are not strong, they will be backlashed.

Thrall was originally a very ordinary child, born in the Republic of Leo - the place known as the chaotic capital of Diana, where there is the darkest trading street in the whole continent, and also the most prosperous trading street - because it has not been developed until the technological society. Smuggling, slavery, and trading were still allowed.Thrall is the son of a prostitute, and the prostitute may have some ancient elf blood, so Thrall looks good-looking when he is born.The prostitute knew that this was not a noble profession for her, so when her son was six years old and was almost molested by a drunk client, she used the money she had saved to redeem her body as a reward and entrusted her son to a passing old man. Master, asked him to accept his son as an apprentice.

The old mage readily agreed and took Thrall away—but the whore didn't expect that this guy was a traitor from the Shadowmoon Temple, an old lunatic who would do anything to study undead magic.

For the next 15 years, Thrall was locked in the basement of the old mage and endured all kinds of unimaginable dark magic experiments. The old mage was a very powerful and difficult guy. They came to encircle him, but they couldn't beat him, but this old lunatic who was obsessed with research was completely unaware that the dying test subject fed in the potion in his laboratory...had begun to embark on an even crazier path. road.

Thrall always felt that Ronan was praising him when he said he was a pervert, because if he wasn't perverted, how could he escape from that laboratory? In 15 years, he has learned almost every vicious spell cast on him by the old mage, and memorized the potion formula that every old mage has put in his meal, but he still can't beat the old madman, so Thrall continued Wait, wait for a suitable time——

Then the opportunity came, and one day the old mage ran back to the most secluded basement—that is, the room where he was locked—covered in blood, limping around, and Keep saying a name——

Ronan DeVanna.

In the laboratory for 15 years, Thrall heard a lot of useful things from the old mage. product"-his appearance talent also has the natural advantage of enhancing the authenticity of acting skills.

So he knew that the orphans raised by Shadow Moon were all surnamed Difanna. The old lunatic said that that guy was the new Shadow Priest of Shadow Moon Temple, and in a few years he would become Si Yue and the supreme leader. He was almost the most powerful person ever. The young director - only 14 years old.

Oh my God, so young!Thrall thought that if he had the opportunity, he should thank him.

Then things were logical, the seriously injured old lunatic was strangled to death by the little lunatic who had been pretending to be sick for more than ten years, and then Thrall had his first corpse servant, and occupied the old lunatic's laboratory.

The little lunatic who regained his freedom lost his goal for a while-he was isolated from the world at the age of six, knew nothing but necromancy, and only talked to the skeletons in the old lunatic's laboratory, so he wandered around, the old lunatic said shadow The Temple of the Moon God is in the depths of the snow-capped mountain, surrounded by heavy wind and snow as a natural barrier. Thrall still doesn't know what "heavy snow" is, so when he touched the snow-capped mountain while wearing a small shirt, he almost turned into a popsicle.

"Ah~ Such a beautiful little brother, why did you come here alone~"

A frivolous boy's voice came from behind. A boy with long white hair was surrounded by a group of people wearing black cloaks. The boy said with a smile: "Brother, you don't wear too much clothes~ Although your body looks good, but you don't have to wear it." Don't expose it in the cold weather!"

Then the little boy took off his cloak, put it on for Sal with his toes in mind, and summoned a little skeleton.

"Little brother, let my skeleton lead you down the mountain! See you later!"

Then those black robes turned and walked towards the mountain, but Thrall heard a sentence: "Master Si Ying, you are still growing and don't catch a cold, let's fly back..."

Shadow?Shadow!Thrall was stunned, is that Ronan?He doesn't look like a capable old lunatic at all!Does he have any special fighting skills?Hmm...you must find a chance to play a game!Of course, I would also like to express my thanks by the way.

Then the frustrated young student Sal found a new goal in life - but Sal, who grew up in the wrong way and had serious social barriers, didn't know how to get to know Ronan, let alone how to be "thank you" The correct way of expressing", so things will become more and more like a wild horse in the future, and I don't know how to develop into a strange situation.

"It's you again! How dare you fight against Shadow Moon!" The young Ronan shouted angrily, holding the staff of withered bones, a group of priests in black robes rushed up to chase Thrall, and at the beginning Thrall was captured by the priests. The fight was sloppy, but who is Sal, Sal is a perverted little lunatic!He studied all the research results of the old lunatic, and felt that he was still not satisfied. He used his pretty face to trick some mages into teaching him. Later, gradually, only Ronan was left in Shadowmoon to tie with him.

This is kind of interesting, but not enough!

Thrall thought happily, how could it be any closer?ah!There is a way!He has been spying on Ronan for a long time, and found that the latter has a lot of love for that kind of furry little animal with no IQ, so if this is the case——

Thrall ran to the jungle canyon and found a druid tribe, who pretended to be a poor young man who had lost his soul and was abandoned by his family. After being taken in by the druids, he exhausted all his energy to steal the teacher, and actually let him learn the natural spells of the druids.

Afterwards, without knowing it, Ronan hugged Sal the rabbit, Sal the pheasant, and Sal the fox, kissed Sal the tabby cat, Sal the chickadee, and Sal the chipmunk, and fed Sal the gray goose and Sal the squirrel. , the deer Sal, even rode the pony Thrall twice, and slept with the long-haired dog Thrall...

But no matter how much Ronan likes it, he won't take wild animals back into captivity. What should we do... Rabbit Sal is thinking seriously while gnawing on the carrot in Ronan's hand.

Ah, there is!

Thrall returned to his underground laboratory, summoned his corpse servant, took out the old lunatic's old clothes to dress him up, took off his clothes and lay back on the test bench in the laboratory. Magic, his appearance doesn't look like he is nearly 30 years old at all, he just looks like a boy who has just grown up at the age of sixteen or seventeen.

Then he tricked the old lunatic to cause trouble outside, and finally - a kind blue dragon passing by took the bait...

The Blue Dragon Whisperer, the ice is clear! The "rescued" Sal pretended to cry while laughing triumphantly in his heart, Ronan!Just wait, I'm coming! ! !

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On the second day, Qiyang learned that he had been "signed up" for the competition, and Lulu cheered loudly, saying that he would help him out. As a result, Xiutra was very dissatisfied with this. In order to avenge Lulu's happiness, the small blue dragon, Put her name on it too.

The instructor in charge of the review took a look, Lulu?Yo!Isn't that the prime minister's daughter?If she plays, she can ask the Prime Minister (Wei) Tuo (Association) to take out his private armed stockpile to help out!Report it decisively!

Then the details of the competition were also announced on the official website:

The first stage is the elite competition. Each school will send a five-person team, regardless of occupation, to conduct group battles in the arena. The top ten schools will enter the second stage.

The second stage is the professional competition. The ten shortlisted schools will send ten people. The first competition is magic, the second is martial arts, the third is archery, the fourth is healing, and the fifth is a random professional one-on-one duel. If there is no winner in the five games, the remaining five players will come out and still compete in team battles.

In the final stage, it will be one-on-one, and the last two schools will face off—the final battle!The rules are very simple, the whole school is dispatched, the battlefield is not limited, and the time is not limited, but the historic sites on the other side's campus must not be destroyed, until one side is unable to fight any more.

As soon as the competition schedule came out, everyone was excited. Except for those who are usually fighting elites, everyone thought that they had no chance to fight, but who would have thought that there would be a big melee in the whole school!Now even the non-combat majors are boiling. The instructors of the two colleges of magic and mechanics took the initiative to stand up and want to conduct a surprise training for the non-combat students.

And all the people in Diana who paid attention to this matter were overwhelmed. In the end, the two schools were left to face off. Isn't this a clear attempt to provoke a war between Reina Arrow Academy and Osland Royal Academy?marvelous!I also watched Maoyan's singing talent show, the two colleges' fighting is definitely the best drama of the year!