The cool author's way of marrying a wife

If you want to continue your life smoothly and steadily without encountering so many messy things, in addition to the silent efforts in most of your life and a small part of luck, you also need very keen eyesight.Just like now.The moment Mu Xuanxi opened the door, he felt that the most correct thing to do now was to close the door and leave, pretending not to see it, so as not to cause any trouble.So she immediately closed the door and went downstairs to the nearest convenience store...

The room is just...explosions everywhere...there are people on the walls...

Yeah...the walls are full of people....

"Let me down!!!! I'm getting in your way!!!! Let me down!!!! My little waist is going to be bouncing!!!!"

Wu Jin shouted loudly, twisting vigorously, trying to peel off his body from the wall, trying to separate the black tape that was wrapped at least three centimeters thick.Who did she provoke? !Lie down in the room and look through Ye Wanshu's Taobao purchase records. Who did she mess with? ! !Why did you drag her out and stick her on the wall with that dead child Wen Ningyue! ! ! !Injustice or not! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Shut up, there's still some tape left, and it's more than enough to stick it around your face." Ye Wanshu smiled and raised the black tape she bought from the hardware store downstairs.Such a wide tape width, such cool stickiness, such a convenient tool for abuse...Ye Wanshu thinks that she can buy a large box and keep it at home as a spare.

Wu Jin shut his mouth resolutely, because Wen Ningyue's pitiful eyes clearly wrote a few words out of the corner of his eye:

"I've been stuck in a circle when I stepped on the horse."

Wen Ningyue felt that she really deserved everything, obviously as long as she answered the questions honestly, why did she pretend to be dead over and over again so as to directly anger the 'gentle tempered' Ye Wanshu.Then deduced such a tragedy of extermination.

"Little kiss, what did that shameless woman ask you? Can you answer that she can die?!"

"Hmmmmmm!!!" Wen Ningyue whimpered and said something, Ye Wanshu reached out and tore off the black tape stuck to her mouth, after the scream, Wen Ningyue nodded violently.

"It will be a miserable death, so I will explain it to Ye Wanshu alone..."

"I asked her why she molested my sister in public, and by the way, why didn't she kiss me so affectionately, not even when she was huh?" Ye Wanshu tapped the wall as a fulcrum very meaningfully noodle.Wen Ningyue was interrupted.

"..."

"Sister, do you have to put me in a doomsday before you can forgive me!!!!" Wen Ningyue cried out heartbreakingly, Ye Wanshu was so sure about which pot was not opened and which one was mentioned, now Wu Jin was probably going to explode from within with anger.Of course, it was her who was unlucky for Wu Jin to burst into anger.

Things really happened as Ye Wanshu expected, Wu Jin pursed her mouth after hearing this, and as soon as her thin eyebrows sank, tears were about to roll down from the sockets of her eyes, whether it was real or not... She sniffed, adjusted her voice, and cried out with shocking power:

"Ah—I'm dead! My girlfriend told someone else to sleep! Now that person won't even let me go—ah—the torturer must be physically and mentally injured before he stops—"

"Who is interested in you?" Ye Wanshu shook her hand resolutely.

"...Ah—that dead woman still despises others——"

Wen Ningyue said that she had no idea what kind of emotional drama they were playing, and she felt that she really needed to go to Wen Siyun to avoid it, although she didn't know if she would be smashed by Mo Li's old bitch worse.

"Don't make trouble. Is the Year of the Monkey a fool if you keep asking like this? Wen Ningyue, you answered Ye Wanshu's question honestly, so that the ears of the neighbors will be cleared up. Otherwise, someone will come to accuse us soon." The only one in the house A person who was actually unbeatable without being pushed against the wall by Ye Wan patted the table, making them quiet.

"I'm afraid that one will come and you'll be done if you don't hit one!"

"...Are you being reasonable or not?"

"Don't talk."

Now Luo Yi really wants to take advantage of Wu Jin being stuck on the wall, go up and kick her hard, kick her into the wall and only show her head, and then notify the newspaper office so that tomorrow's daily, evening, and Global Times will have a big headline... .

"The beautiful female model was trapped in the wall overnight and couldn't extricate herself, a conspiracy?supernatural event? "

But this should be regarded as taking advantage of others, right?So I couldn't do it, Luo Yi nodded, silently picked up the orange peel peeled off from the table and smashed it at Wu Jin, since no one would die anyway.

"Okay, let me say." Wen Ningyue said righteously, then took a weak look at Ye Wanshu, who was smiling brightly, and then took another weak look, clearly saying, "I'm pregnant with your child and you're not right with me." Wu Jin who is in charge of the expression.

"Can you let me go and I'll tell you quietly that you can either send QQQ or MSN? If I say in front of Wu Jin that I won't be able to sleep these few nights!!!! It will really kill me Meh!!!!!!"

"It wasn't me who was attacked at night, and it wasn't me who died." Ye Wanshu spread her hands out of nothing. "Anyway, Wu Jin doesn't dare to do anything to me."

"I can rape you." Wu Jin said angrily.

"...Who did you learn from." Wen Ningyue admitted that the moment she heard the word come out of Wu Jin's mouth, she had the illusion that she had limited Lily comics.

"In the book you bought."

"Okay, Ye Wanshu, let me tell you, the reason why I molested your sister when she woke up is because I just want to do it, you hit me, little bitch, I don't kiss you like that, because I'm shy I'm shy, can I be shy, hit me, you little bitch!!!!"

"..."

Well, that's great, Wen Ningyue offended two people in one go in order to retaliate against Wu Jin for taking away her limited edition of the Lily Book.Luo Yi picked up the teacup on the coffee table and blew gently on it.The rich tea fragrance immediately permeated the whole nose.

"This kind of behavior, if it is when the imperial power is in power, I don't know how many times I will be killed and beaten."

"If you think too much, she will be killed here too." Ye Wan shrugged, picked up the fruit knife on the table, swiped it twice, and cut open the black tape that stuck Wu Jin and the wall.Then I went back to the house humming the rhythm of the world famous song-Heaven and Hell Concerto...

Seeing Wu Jin's approaching figure...Wen Ningyue smiled...

"Then what...Wu Jin...let's...have something to say, you say...right?"

"Yes, dear." Wu Jin nodded seriously.

"Then how about... you put me down and let's have a good talk... No, no, no, dear, can you put down your hand and take something that looks very pornographic?!!"

"Can't."

The author has something to say: It’s finally the weekend... The author is so sleepy that his liver and gallbladder are about to burst...I want to marry my bed and no one should stop me ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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