The cool author's way of marrying a wife

"Whoever stepped on the horse to die for me!!!!!! Immediately! Yuanrun! Get out of my old lady!!!!" Wu Jin kicked the bathroom door hard, almost knocking out the tenacious stick of vitality. Da Da's door was kicked a hole, and then she got in through the middle and rushed towards the small toilet she had been thinking about day and night...

"What's the noise? You disturbed everyone in the whole building." Luo Yi really wanted to pick up the big vase at his side and call out to this little bitch who slept until noon and made loud noises to disturb the people.

"Who is riding on the old woman's toilet!!!" Wu Jin yelled, and by the way, got up to drink a bottle of milk at six o'clock, and then went back to sleep again.Diabetic collapse is almost immediate now! ! ! ! !If it wasn't for the illegal possession of weapons, she would rush out to buy a heavy-duty machine gun and break open the door of the bathroom to kill the person who locked the door inside.

"Luo Yi!! Her Majesty Queen!! Help me break open the door!!! Please, dead man!!!"

"I remember that when I got up early for morning exercises, this door was not locked yet." Luo Yi thought for a while, then said doubtfully.

"Never mind whether the lock is locked or not, help me open it!!!!!!"

Seeing Wu Jin so anxious, so frightened... Luo Yi could only nod his head in agreement and mourn for Wen Ningyue's house for a few seconds.

"...back off."

She gave a low cry, turned around on the spot and kicked her legs sideways, stomping hard on the bathroom door, starting from the top, kicking a large section of the door panel alive.Then she retracted her legs and continued to look at her vase as if nothing had happened.

"...That's why the ancients were cheating!!"

After Wu Jin finished speaking, he rushed to the bathroom, bent down and got in through the hole in the half door... and kicked the people inside out again.

After Luo Yi saw the person who was kicked and flew out, then slid five centimeters face-to-face, and finally fixed on the floor with the movement of a caterpillar crawling, he rolled his eyes in an unsightly manner... "...why is it again you."

That's right....It's still Wen Ningyue...and with a miserable face...the small wooden sign of "Don't Disturb If You're Heartbroken" that was hung on the door yesterday...as if it was A group of women like wolves and tigers dragged them out and hummed fiercely... It was still the kind of hmm who couldn't fight back.

"Who said it...Ye Wanshu...don't hold grudges...come out...I promise not to beat her to death..."

Luo Yi looked up and down Wen Ningyue, who might be exuding Yin Qi, and then laughed super invincibly and unkindly.

"No one has ever said that Ye Wanshu doesn't hold grudges, that's what you understand for granted."

"..."

Please, who would be wary of a woman who exudes laziness but is full of goddess temperament! !Is that still human! !Wen Ningyue thinks that because she is a novelist, she has a good grasp of women's hearts, so she immediately let go of the little protective fence in her heart, especially last night when Ye Wanshu gave herself a goodnight kiss and smiled Super charming after saying good night and heading back to her own room! !At that time, vigilance has almost become a negative number, okay? ! !It wasn't until she fell into a drowsy sleep that she felt a burst of cold metal on her wrist and the crisp 'click' sound of objects snapping together.... She realized that Ye Wanshu hadn't changed at all! ! ! !

"Ma da, what is this!!!!!!" Wen Ningyue really wanted to scold like that, but she couldn't.Inexplicably, it seemed that a whole rock candy apple was stuffed in his mouth.Can't speak at all.Watching Ye Wanshu swinging a long wire like a capsule that needs to be coded to appear left and right... Her heart was broken... Before she had time to be sad, Ye Wan Shu innocently tapped her chin with her index finger.

"A pervert who says I'm a ghost...then I should do something that fits my identity..."

Then many things that needed coding to appear fell out of her arms.....

Wen Ningyue was full of cursing words, and there was only one sentence left...

"Who can help me...."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Sitting on the sofa, Jin leaned back and forth laughing, almost gasping for breath, just when Mu Xuanxi was worried that she would lose her breath from laughing and was about to reach out and slap her to stop her laughter!She suddenly stopped laughing, got up and kicked the pillow in front of her, then stood in front of Ye Wanshu with her hands on her hips and shouted:

"Tama De Ye Wanshu, do you want to go too far!!!!!! My sleeping mother's girlfriend hasn't even said anything to my mother!!!!!! Are you sorry for me!!!!!!"

Ye Wanshu was cutting her nails, when she heard her roar, she paused.Youyou raised her head and glanced at her, and asked calmly: "What are you talking about? Informing you to come and watch a live-action movie? By the way, record a video to celebrate that little Wen Ningyue has finally grown up?"

"...Damn it! You are so righteous when you sleep with someone else's wife!!! What did you ask me to do!!! Of course you asked me to come and exercise together!!!! Do you have a brain and a conscience!!! You are riding a horse Die!!!!"

Wen Ningyue felt that she had no right to dignity anymore. She was stuffing things into her suitcase and was about to leave home... to a place where no one could find... where no one could bother her...to practice...until When I have the power to fuck these little bitches...she comes back...but it seems that this life is irrelevant...well, it's so sad.

So, after the extremely chaotic 'negotiation' between Wu Jin and Ye Wanshu, the matter was almost resolved.They discussed this issue 'rationally' for a day.Repeat the following two sentences for a long time...

"Is it really good for you to strike first as soon as you hook up?"

"Well, that's better than you, an idiot with a tonic face but a super low self-esteem. If you like it, go after it. Don't you expect Wen Ningyue, who looks reserved but is actually sullen, like Mu Xuanxi? Are you rushing over to knock you down? You want to be the one down there crazy, right?"

"They can quarrel all afternoon with just a few words." Mu Xuanxi listened to it so that he was in no mood to follow the drama.I don't have work today. I originally planned to stay at home and finish watching half of "Bankrupt Girls" yesterday, but judging by this posture, it is more comfortable to play a few bass rock songs.At least it can cover their voices.There are also quarrels involving their own discomfort.

Wen Ningyue just wants to escape from here now...

"Sister...they are so scary...this is completely different from what you told me...."

The author has something to say: Hehehe, it seems that he wrote something incredible_(:з」∠)_, have you seen it?Everyone must have not seen it!How could I be so innocent and teach others badly? Hehehe

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