The cool author's way of marrying a wife

"boom."

Wu Jin threw the wine glass in his hand on the table, and there was a crisp sound of collision between the glass wine glass and the glass table, but it was not so obvious in this noisy bar.

"What are you doing, did you eat explosives?" Ji Yunzi slapped the table vigorously. "Isn't it just a game! Would you like to bet and admit defeat? No matter how strong you are, you can go to the slaughterhouse to help load and unload the hind legs of frozen pigs, okay?"

"I'm so happy! So many people chose me! Are your eyes like a scientific research institute? Do you have a perspective function? Try drinking such a big bottle of wine! You can't drink your last name!" Wu Jin scolded back without hesitation.

"Why should I have your last name! You not only ate dynamite, you also drank magma, right? Talking is as good as a volcanic eruption, my dear? This is my dear wife's bar! If you die, you have to change to another place to understand Is it? Besides, you just drank half a bottle!"

Watching the two of them stage their daily scolding, Huo Lingyou rubbed his temples speechlessly... "I really don't understand how the two of them have been partners for so long..."

"Okay, okay, don't you want to play anymore!" Mu Xuanxi tapped the table with his fingers, bringing the topic back to the games they were playing.

King game.

"Play! Why don't you play!" Wu Jin glared at Ji Yunzi fiercely, and Ji Yunzi glared back fiercely. "Why don't you play! I'm not afraid of this little bitch."

Ye Wanjin also complained repeatedly, she doesn't know how to drink, okay?As a result, the unlucky one got No. [-] and was asked to drink a full bottle of high-alcohol liquor with No. [-] in the posture of drinking wine.Although Wu Jin generously wiped out most of the bottle, she also drank a little.So now the whole person is not well, she just wanted to call Ye Wanshu out to replace her...

The nine playing cards littered on the table were re-cut and shuffled and spread out on the table with the back side up.

"Let you two smoke first, I still don't believe it, but Wu Jin's bad luck can turn the tables and hurt me." Ji Yunzi waved his hand grandly.Wu Jin wanted to strangle her to death with a wine bottle.

Because Ye Wanshu suddenly came to play and wanted to play, so Ye Wanxi drew two cards.After several people finished drawing the cards, there was one hole card left on the table.

"How? Who is the king?" Huo Lingyou took a sip of the juice.Push down Ji Yunzi's long legs that are on her knees.

"Me, me, me!" Wen Ningyue shouted.Everyone's eyes swept over, and after seeing Wu Jin's gaze, Wen Ningyue shuddered all over, and the expression on his face clearly read [If you dare to choose me again, I will beat you to death. 】

"..." How does she know who is who... What if she picks a number and ends up hurting herself... There is no way to accidentally hurt her at this time.

Wen Ningyue thought for a while, and said with a righteous face: "Then the classic punishment method. Number six sits with his back on the sofa, and number one supports the back of the sofa with both hands and drinks red wine for 30 seconds. The distance between the two is at least one fist."

"..." Huo Lingyou silently glanced at the Ace of Hearts in his hand.

"I'm second Olympic?!" Ji Yunzi yelled, and the Six of Hearts in his hand was thrown onto the table. "Let's talk? Who is number one? I'm going to fight it out!"

Huo Lingyou raised his hand calmly. "I."

"Oh my goodness, it's my dear wife! Mua! (*╯3╰)!" If it wasn't for my wife, I might not know how I would have been crushed...

Wu Jin patted Wen Ningyue on the shoulder in satisfaction. "Little dear~ You're quite discerning~ Not bad, not bad, worthy of a reward." Then he kissed her hard on the face.

Huo Lingyou didn't respond to being hit by the king. After sitting on the sofa beside him, he naturally folded his knees to look like a queen... It didn't look like he was being punished at all.But Ji Yunzi thought lightly, but when he actually did it, he almost went crazy.With a sip of red wine in her mouth, she slowly bent down and supported the back of the sofa that Huo Lingyou was leaning on with her elbows.The faces of the two people are only a fist away, and they can almost touch the tip of each other's pen.

"..." Ji Yunzi wanted to scold someone... She didn't expect it to be so difficult, not to mention that the close distance between the two of them made her heart beat wildly, just say... her jaw hurts so badly! !I can't hold it anymore! !The red wine will flow out of his mouth and drip onto Huo Lingyou! ! !Then it will be dead! !

"Hey! Ji Yunzi! It's only been less than 15 seconds~ You won't be able to hold on, can you? Come on~" Wu Jin gloated and shouted, as if the half bottle of liquor just now had no effect on her.

Ji Yunzi's tongue trembled slightly in his mouth, and he was about to spill the red wine.Huo Lingyou glanced at the people present expressionlessly, then pressed Ji Yunzi's back, raised his head and kissed him straight...

"(⊙o⊙) Wow!" Wen Ningyue stared blankly at Ji Yunzi, who was lying on Huo Lingyou's body, and made a surprised expression.

I saw that Huo Lingyou's raised neck formed a perfect curve, and the curve surged slightly. It was Huo Lingyou who swallowed the red wine.She raised her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth and came over naturally.

"I didn't say, I can't take over that sip of red wine, right?"

"...Yes...I didn't say no..."

"Well, then continue the game."

Ji Yunzi rushed into the bathroom and poured cold water on his face, then stumbled out...

"Old! Po! I don't play anymore! I want to go home!" Her heart was about to explode just now!How can I still have the mind to play games now! !

"Why?" Huo Lingyou asked suspiciously, as if he didn't understand why Ji Yunzi was embarrassed.

"Because...because..."

Wu Jin smiled maliciously and said, "Because I have to go home and finish my work~ right, my dear little partner~"

"Go as far as you can!!"

The two fought again, but luckily they were in the corner of the bar, unobtrusive.Otherwise they could be on the headlines of tomorrow's newspaper.In the end, Luo Yi couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward to pull the two of them away, because their fighting posture was too unskilled... For a person like Luo Yi who really understands kung fu, it seems like mental pollution. .. just like a bunch of shiba dogs staring at you.

After the two of them finished their quarrel, they restarted the game, and the result of playing all night was... There are stupid kings who trick themselves into doing sit-ups on other people, and some laugh like idiots when they see that others are not allowed to hold food with their hands The funny king, the snake-sick king who made serious demands such as a handstand kiss, and the perverted king who was full of delusions to see others run away and get beaten...

After returning home, Wen Ningyue only had one question.

"Why is Wu Jin so energetic? Can he fight and bicker with Ji Yunzi all night without breathing? It's like dying hundreds of times for a jog in the morning... So the enemy's strength is really great!"

So from now on, whenever Wen Ningyue encounters bottlenecks in writing manuscripts, she will take out Wen Siyun's small photo album to see Mo Lila's face as an enemy....

The author has something to say: Will the author say that he really likes Sister Huo's calm and aggressive style?The author bacteria will definitely not say!Otherwise, it should be complained by others and hummed_(:з」∠)_

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