The cool author's way of marrying a wife

"Mo Li is a hot old bastard, he must have laughed all the way behind his ears." Wen Ningyue heard Wen Siyun say that when Mo Li saw that morning newspaper, he made a deadpan gesture with a blank face. .As soon as he hung up the phone, Wu Jin rushed out of the bathroom with a folding umbrella in his hand and jumped onto the sofa in the living room.With one hand covering his chest vigorously and the other throwing away the umbrella, he shouted in an extremely sad and resentful voice to Mu Xuanxi who was sitting on the side holding a book with a messy expression on his face:

"Hee Hee!!! You don't go!!! You don't leave me!!! I...I love you!!! Losing you is like tearing my body apart... Cut my heart alive!!!!!!!" Then he stroked his hair, jumped under the sofa, and said in a deep voice:

"No, Ning Yue, I have to leave. There is no true love between us...because...because we are brothers and sisters!!!"

"Kiss your mother!!!!!!!!!"

Wen Ningyue grabbed the small chair next to the sofa and rushed out to smash Wu Jin.

"Where the hell did you find a bloody stalker!!! Where did you find brothers and sisters all over the sky!!!! You little bitch is the man!!!!"

"Hit someone—" Wu Jin yelled, kicked his long legs, and jumped over Mu Xuanxi's legs in an attempt to escape.

Mu Xuanxi stretched his legs indifferently. 0-0

'boom! '

Wu Jin handsomely fell to the ground, threw his upper body onto the sofa, and then was pressed down on the sofa by Wen Ningyue, who rushed over immediately, and abused him. The scene could be as spectacular as it was, and as tragic as it could be.I saw that after Wen Ningyue left angrily, Wu Jin's forehead hair was pulled aside to reveal a huge word 'abnormal' on his forehead....

"I'm a second time!!!!! Kiss!!!!! Oil-based markers!!!!!! Can't wipe it off!!! I have work tomorrow!!!"

"Who the hell cares about you!!! Try to find a way to solve it yourself!!!!"

"I can't think of it!!! The concubine is going to die!!!"

Seeing that Wu Jin was so anxious that he was about to pick up the dish soap and pour it on his head, Mu Xuanxi calmly opened the novel about his life.

"Isn't it good? The well-known graphic model 'Gabriel', with a trendy appearance and writing on the forehead, is cool. Maybe tomorrow your fans will learn from you to write something on the head, such as the word "abnormal idiot" Going out for shopping. Slowly more and more people will write on their heads, so you will lead the new fashion trend?"

Regarding the 'friend' who kicked herself to death at this critical moment and maliciously enlightened her, Ms. Wu Jin said, if you have the guts, don't leave after class!I promise not to kill you!I want to call my little friends to smash you to death with spicy sticks_(qwq」∠)_

In the end, Mu Xuanxi used some kind of blended wine with extremely high alcohol content to wipe off... a piece of skin on Wu Jin's forehead.

"Xiao Xuanxuan... my sister thinks that you didn't use high-end alcohol to wipe it off for me, but used this dirty rag or diaper that I don't know where to pick up to forcefully wipe the hair on my sister's head. A piece of skin was rubbed off...don't you think?"

Hearing Wu Jin tell the truth, Mu Xuanxi glanced at her indifferently, and replied leisurely in her accustomed calm tone.

"Yes." Mu Xuanxi nodded indifferently.

"But what can you do when I'm done rubbing? You bite me."

"..." It can be said that it is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger. Knowing people, knowing the face, but not knowing the heart... Mu Xuanxi seems to be indifferent to the world...but his heart is so dirty. ..to be so vengeful!!! To be so vindictive! ! !It's simply impossible to look directly at.Wu Jin felt that it was necessary for him to buy a book called "How to Get Along with Vengeful Friends" to cultivate his physical and mental health, further his education, and live to learn...

......................

One day after dinner, Wu Jin slipped into Wen Ningyue's bedroom and sat beside her, who was busy writing manuscripts.asked in a low voice:

"Hey, dear~ Are you interested in Xiao Xuanxuan?"

"..." Wen Ningyue glanced at her, without saying anything, with an incomparably serious and deep expression.

"why do not you answer me?"

"..." continued to deepen...

"Hey, talk." Wu Jin urged.

I saw Wen Ningyue pointing at the large shiny stainless steel kitchen knife in Wu Jin's hand tremblingly, "Put down the things in your hand first..."

What are you doing? ! !Did you find out about cheating? !With a kitchen knife? !If this sentence doesn't go well with others, will I only be a good girl in 20 years?

Noticing that Wen Ningyue's eyes were too explosive, Wu Jin looked at his hand...

"..."

Wu Jin swears that she really just accidentally took the kitchen knife out of the kitchen... There is absolutely no other meaning... She threw it, and the kitchen knife hit the floor hard, which really made Wen Ningyue wonder at the quality of the floor I was deeply worried about the safety of the uncle and aunt downstairs.

"Okay, okay, I threw away your love and answered me!"

"Can I not answer?"

"If you don't answer, I'll kill you." Wu Jin said as he was going to pick up the large stainless steel kitchen knife that quietly made a handsome man on the ground.

"I am coercing this time?! You are committing a crime!!" Wen Ningyue jumped up.

"Anyway, it's coercion, and I don't mind adding another malicious wounding and intentional murder."

Wen Ningyue believed that if she said it, her fate would be worse than being hurt maliciously; Wu Jin's setting was changed to 'a person who will never be jealous'.

"..." Wen Ningyue looked like he had eaten five catties of fly legs.Wu Jin smiled and patted her shoulder to comfort her:

"It's okay, tell me, as long as it's the truth, I won't beat you to death."

"If I say...I can't choose...will you kill me?"

"I can't decide whether I like Xiao Xuanxuan or not?"

"No... I can't decide whether to chase them or not..." Wen Ningyue whispered...then silently backed away.

"they?"

"..."

"Little dear..." Wu Jin happily picked up the kitchen knife... "I think it's time for us to talk about life and ideals."

Seeing that the kitchen knife was about to slash at her, Wen Ningyue was frightened by the nuclear fission, didn't she tell her not to kill her? ! !

"I, I, I, I don't think we need to talk about ideals in life!!!"

"Look..." Wu Jin leaned over and put the kitchen knife on Wen Ningyue's cheek. "How many green hats are suitable for me to wear on my head?"

"...four tops..."

NOZUONODIE

The author has something to say: the author has returned in triumph! ! !Eleven days off from school! ! !Even more! !Friends, raise your long fingers and cheer! ! ! 【You play triumphant snake spirit disease

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