The cool author's way of marrying a wife

Luo Yi gently stroked the head of the little husky in his arms.The little husky rubbed back and forth in her arms with a look of enjoyment.From the outside, it looks like a very warm scene.But if Wen Ningyue sees it, she must be particularly fearless and yell, "Hahahaha, what a happy mother, loving son and filial piety, hahahaha!" 'Then use human power to escape at a speed of 100 per hour...

"..." Thinking of Wen Ningyue Luoyi, he wanted to silently take out his sword and chop this guy up.Two and a half hours ago she had asked herself if she wanted to go play with Eve.When I told her that I had an appointment with a pet shop owner, and I was going to pick up a little teddy from her today, so I didn't have time to go with them...Wen Ningyue looked at herself with Shiba Inu's expression After 1 minute, he yelled: "So I'm not as important as a dog in your heart!!!!!! No more love!!!!" Then he covered his face with both hands and ran downstairs, almost tripped with his left foot and walked down the stairs with his right foot. Rolling up and down, her face covered in blood... The key is that she was able to yell in the corridor... So after the loud "no love" disappeared, the door of the neighbor's house opened a crack quietly, and then The neighbor cautiously poked his head out from the crack of the door... just in time to meet Luo Yi's eyes, Luo Yi's sharp, sad and slightly murderous eyes scared her so much that she immediately closed the door and ran back to the bedroom pretending to be blind.

Just as Luo Yi was about to enter the house and close the door, Wu Jin, who came out one step later than Wen Ningyue and stood at the door, suddenly shouted again: "I never thought that the combination of me, Xiaoqin and Xiaoshushu would not be as important as a dog!! !!! No more love!!!!!! I won’t praise you for your big breasts anymore!!!!!! Bad guy!!!!!!!” Then he ran downstairs quickly..

Can this one stay?

Before the neighbors upstairs and downstairs came out to watch, Luo Yi slammed the door shut. A loud 'gu dong' made Ah Miao jump from the floor onto the refrigerator. Luo Yi seemed to think that the door was the faces of Wu Jin and Wen Ningyue, and slammed it down hard. It was lucky that the door didn't fall.

After watching TV and feeding Ah Miao, Luo Yi went out.She arrived an hour earlier than the appointed time, and took the little husky back to the pet shop earlier.This little husky was bought by a customer who came here to buy a collar last week and asked Luo Yi to buy it for him, saying that he came to pick it up this afternoon.Also paid in advance.Usually Luo Yi doesn't help to buy pets, but this customer asked again and again, saying that he was busy with work and didn't have time to buy it himself, and he also paid 40.00% more for 'errand fees', so Luo Yi helped buy it.

Before anyone came to pick it up, Luo Yi started playing with the puppy first.Huskies were very cute when they were young, as small as a plush toy. If Wen Ningyue hadn't been afraid of dogs, Luo Yi would have raised a bunch of huskies and Samoyeds at home... When the huskies were having fun, the sound of a familiar voice...

"My Lady Queen~"

Wen Ningyue's deadly face appeared in front of his eyes.

"..." Luo Yi silently stood up, ready to hit this face with a stool.

"Hey hey hey hey hey!!! Your Lady Queen, don't hit people!!! I'm here to help you buy delicious food!!! Who will buy you for you if you beat me to death!!!" Wen Ningyue jumped up and down Almost knocked over the shelf.In order to avoid the death choice of feeding, she escaped from Eve and took refuge here in Luoyi. How could she destroy her handsome, witty and mighty face...

"..." Luo Yi looked at her coldly.

"Really! I just came to ask you what to eat, and I'll help you buy it right now! You must not have eaten yet." Wen Ningyue covered her face with her hands, and carefully looked at Luo Yi through her fingers to prevent her from being alone. The table is thrown over.

"..."

In the end Wen Ningyue went out to help Luo Yi buy ramen.

"Hehehe~ I didn't expect Her Majesty the Queen to like ramen. I thought I would get tired of eating the noodles I cooked at home all day~" Wen Ningyue walked to the pet store with two bowls of ramen, and let passers-by Everyone sweated for her.When they reached the stairs of an underground passage, two men appeared in front of Wen Ningyue. They were walking and chatting at an extremely slow speed, completely blocking Wen Ningyue's path.

"Oh, you don't even know, that boss really suits my taste! I just don't know if he can take a fancy to me!" The man said loudly to his companion.

"With your virtue, haha, how many girls can't be fooled! Tell me, what bad thing did you do to cheat other girls?" The man next to him seemed to know him well and patted him on the back.

Wen Ningyue frowned in disgust, and just when she was about to tell them to make way, the man with a loud voice laughed proudly: "I said I was busy with work, so I asked her to buy a puppy for me to cultivate rapport, buy one What husky cost me nearly 6000 yuan!"

Wen Ningyue suddenly remembered that Luo Yi had described helping others buy huskies...and this is this scum...

"Did you take that dog home after you got it back? Isn't your wife allergic to dog hair?"

How the hell am I still a married man...you dare to provoke us, Her Majesty the Queen...Wen Ningyue got angry all of a sudden.Turning her mind, a stomach full of bad water came up... She gently pushed the man in front of her to give way, and then quickly ran back to the pet shop with the ramen bag in hand.

"Why are you running so fast?" Luo Yi heard the sound of running outside the door and knew that Wen Ningyue had returned.

"Wait, Your Majesty Queen! You go to the back first, and I'll call you after the phone is muted. When you get the call, you come out. The person asking you to help buy a dog is not a good person!" Wen Ningyue poured the ramen into the bowl After pouring, he handed the bowl to Luo Yi and pushed her into the room to eat, while telling her what he had just heard.Luo Yi asked suspiciously, "What if it's not him?"

"Then what if? You take the dog in, and I'll deal with him outside. Just don't come out until I make a call." Wen Ningyue pushed and shoved Luo Yi into the room.

After placing Luo Yi in place, Wen Ningyue crawled under the last shelf and pulled out a large one-way mirror...Wen Ningyue took it out and placed it facing the door of the inner room...At that time I bought this one-way mirror for fun, but I didn't expect it to come in handy now...

After placing the one-way mirror, Wen Ningyue ran to the chair, and just sat down on the chair when the two men came in.Wen Ningyue sighed, "It's a good thing they didn't see her face, otherwise it would be too late to put on makeup... Wen Ningyue quietly rubbed her eyes twice, making them red, then lowered her voice.

"Hello, what do you need?"

The man with the loud voice just now turned left and right to see if Luo Yi was not there, and asked Wen Ningyue with a smile on his face.

"Hello, I asked the owner of your store to buy a husky for me, and I'm going to pick it up now... Where is she?"

"Boss?" Wen Ningyue frowned, looking at the man suspiciously. "I'm the boss? When did you ask me to buy a dog for you?"

"Ah? Is that a clerk in your store? It's just a tall woman..." The man stretched out his hand to compare his height for Wen Ningyue to see.Wen Ningyue waved her hands impatiently.

"I've been the manager of our store since it opened. How can there be any crap staff?" Wen Ningyue said while picking up the phone.

"If you buy something, you can buy it or not, then go out quickly and don't delay my business!"

Hearing what Wen Ningyue said, the man's tone was also bad. He took a step forward and stared at Wen Ningyue: "Hey! Why are you doing this! Are you trying to scam me? I bought a husky for more than 6000, what do you think?" What's wrong with reneging on the bill?"

Wen Ningyue slammed the table and stood up, threw the phone into the drawer, put her hands on her hips, and cursed. "Are you sick? Ask around here! When have I cheated on others! Are you spouting shit all the time?" While cursing, Wen Ningyue had already dialed the phone.

Luo Yi resentfully walked out from the back room.When he saw Luo Yi, the man's eyes lit up, he pointed repeatedly and said, "Look, look! Isn't it right there?"

Wen Ningyue turned her head, pretended she didn't see anything, turned around and yelled, "Are you blind?! Who is there?!! Look in the mirror for yourself!! Is there a figure reflected in the mirror?!!! Crazy!! "

The two men looked back, the mirror was facing the door empty, nothing was reflected... The man with the loud voice was stunned for a moment, he looked at Luo Yi, then at the one-way mirror, and finally at the angry man. Wen Ningyue...

"There are... there are... ghosts?!"

"Damn you!! Get lost, old lady!!!!"

Wen Ningyue successfully fooled the two men away with childish means... and won Luo Yi's glaring "You are the ghost!!" and the accompanying drop item - husky x1....

The author has something to say: The extremely witty author Zha is back hahaha_(:з」∠)_Yesterday I went out to eat with others, and it was too late to come back without a car, so the author Zhe walked back in a daze Here we come _(:з」∠)_ After nearly an hour’s drive, I walked for an hour and a half and arrived home at [-]:[-] in the morning_(:з」∠)_ Fortunately, I didn’t sleep on the side of the road after drinking a lot of wine. I don’t want to watch the sunrise in the green belt tomorrow _(qwq”∠)_Turn on the computer today and see if you are all right!I want to update instantly...I'm so handsome!!!

☆, The Emperor's New Clothes