The cool author's way of marrying a wife

What am I, and them?What is the state of our relationship?Leaving aside their attitudes and thoughts towards him, let's just talk about himself, how he sees these creatures that appeared inexplicably.She wanted to sort out the whole thing, and while she was going to bed with the excuse of having a fever and not rushing to write... Wen Ningyue hugged the pillow and turned over, burying her little head under the towel.Humming and chirping.She raised her fingers and began to think seriously.

First, I dreamed that they were crying like idiots when they were about to leave. Even in my dream, I could clearly feel the dull pain in my heart.If you have to say that you are used to living with them, this is a normal friendship... that would be a bit far-fetched.Apparently he couldn't even convince himself.Wen Ningyue frowned and scratched the sheet, wrinkling the face of the cute little brown bear on the sheet.

Second, when I woke up and saw Mu Xuanxi standing in front of me, my first reaction was not to scold her for slapping me in such a rough way to wake me up, but to feel excited, grateful, and It’s a good thing they didn’t leave, it’s a good thing they were dreaming, and it’s a good thing someone could slap her..."Is this f*cking shitty..." Wen Ningyue grabbed the corner of her pajamas, expressing her true psychological thoughts feel ashamed.

Third, although I have always longed to have a creature called a girlfriend, so that she can live with me all the time, but I am not the kind of human being who can hang out with any girl on the street.So here comes the key... The key...I, why do I let these women who seem more terrifying than the aliens who keep saying they want to destroy the earth live in my small house of less than [-] square meters? !He even tidied up the place called bedroom No. [-] where the sundries were stored before, bought two double beds and put them firmly in the room so that they could sleep more comfortably? !If you still hypocritically say that this is because of friendship? !Even Wen Ningyue didn't believe that Wu Jin was killed...

Fourth, and the most important point...why didn't I want to bang her, go away? ! ! !

"I'm sub-Ao!!!! How does my old lady know!!!" Wen Ningyue yelled and rolled back and forth on the bed, and finally lived up to everyone's expectations and fell face down on the floor with a groaning pain .Just when she didn't know what to do, a sentence suddenly appeared in her mind, as if it was the guidance from God in the dark!Let Wen Ningyue's eyes brighten up.

"Have trouble? Find an editor!"

Wen Ningyue turned over and crawled to the side of the bed, picked up the phone, solemnly dialed Xu Qingxia's number and automatically ignored the existence of a species called time.

Wen Ningyue must not have thought carefully about what would happen if she called Xu Qingxia at one o'clock in the evening to ask questions.

"Beep-beep-beep sorry, the number you dialed is currently in use, please try again later..."

"...Hang up on me? Why!!" Wen Ningyue howled and pressed the call button again.

"Doo-duh sorry, the number you dialed is..."

"Fight again."

"Doo-doo..."

Wen Ningyue made seven calls in a row, Xu Qingxia hung up on her six without turning off the phone, and answered her seventh call...

"Hello, editor!" Wen Ningyue hurriedly opened her mouth when she saw the call was connected, lest the cruel editor hang up again.

"You'd better have something...ah...urgent...no..then..."

Xu Qingxia's voice doesn't seem quite right?Limp and lifeless...Wen Ningyue wondered if she also had a fever?Thinking about it this way makes me feel a little guilty.It's really not good for people to keep calling for their lives when they are sick...

"... What's wrong with you, Editor? Why can't you breathe? Are you feeling unwell?"

"You don't have to... take care of it."

"Uh...how about I call another day?"

"Fuck you fucking fart!!" Xu Qingxia suddenly roared angrily, causing Wen Ningyue's ears to buzz...

"I'll let it go...I'll let it go..." Wen Ningyue touched the cold sweat on her forehead, and began to babble, skipping Xu Qingxia's countless inexplicable onomatopoeia and countless After the strange voice that Wen Ningyue couldn't make out, Wen Ningyue finally finished speaking.It took 27 minutes and 45 seconds.

"That...Master Editor...you said why..."

On the other end of the phone, Xu Qingxia took a few deep breaths, took a steady breath, and then yelled at the phone: "You don't even know that you like someone!! You deserve to be a bachelor forever!!!" Then she fell down neatly. phone.

"Beep-beep-beep-"

"...What... so much effort while sick... You deserve to be single forever..." Wen Ningyue covered her ears and complained dissatisfied.

The author has something to say: Wen Ningyue is really too much_(:з"∠)_The editor is still sick, how can he bother others like this_(:з"∠)_I really hate moaning_(:з"∠) _

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