The cool author's way of marrying a wife

When Wen Ningyue sat back in the coffee shop, her complexion became even uglier, as pale as a piece of crisp white paper.

"Huh? Where are they?" Wu Jin looked around and found that he didn't see any of Xu Qingxia, Cang Liu, Mu Xuanxi, Ye Wanshu and Luo Yi.

"Bought so many things...Where are people going?!!!"

Wen Ningyue stared dumbfounded at the pieces of eaten, poked, and incomplete cakes on the table.Already felt a strong and aggressive bad feeling rushing towards him.

"By the way...have they paid the bill yet?!"

Wen Ningyue glanced weakly at the waiter at the front desk, and found that he was looking at her with a smile, and her brain suddenly went blank...

"What...Wu Jin...how much money do you have with you?"

"Ah? Wait... I'll look for it..."

Wu Jin stupidly tore off the collar of the long skirt to look in...then wanted to lift the skirt up again...

"Hey hey hey!!! What are you doing!!" What are you doing! ! "

"Little dear~ I have no money in my clothes! There are only two meaty Q△Q"

"..."

Wen Ningyue wants to slap herself a few times now...Where did Wu Jin wear a skirt to put money...What's even more frightening is that you actually let her watch...in front of so many people. .. Let her watch... Don't you know that she has no brains... Resignedly helping her forehead, Wen Ningyue leaned closer to Wu Jin and whispered:

"So... can you turn something... into money? Like the Monkey King... well you probably haven't heard of the Monkey King... just answer me can you make some money?"

"..." Wu Jin scratched his head and patted Wen Ningyue on the head hard.

"Little dear...Are you sick!? I'm not a fairy! Where can I go to change some money for you! Did you not take your medicine today and think you are cute!"

"...What the hell are we who don't take medicine and think we are cute!!! Is it normal for a girl who has taken medicine to try to lift her skirt in a coffee shop?!! Normal Would a girl call the two big lumps of fat on her chest meaty and call it out?!!"

"...You are as knowledgeable as someone who hasn't taken medicine! Are you still normal!"

"...Okay! My fault! I was wrong! I shouldn't be yelling with you crazy!!"

"Hmm... ladies, what's wrong? How can I help?"

The waiter who was leaning on the bar just now couldn't bear it any longer, he trotted over and interjected adhering to the principle of not letting a customer have an accident in his shop.

"Go over! I don't need your help!" Wen Ningyue yelled without a ladylike image, the waiter's shoulders shrank in fright, and his eyes were as scared as they were.

"Well...then I'll go there first...call me if you need my help."

"Wait a minute..." Wu Jin grabbed the waiter.

The waiter trembled, and looked at Wu Jin wanting to cry but without tears.

"Ah? Miss, what's the matter with you?"

"actually..."

Wu Jin turned his head, and when he turned back, his eyes were already blurred with tears...

"Actually...we were robbed just now..."

"Huh?!" Just as Wen Ningyue was about to speak out, Wu Jin grabbed her thigh hard.

"Hmm... so you mean..."

"Sir...this is my sister...she has advanced breast cancer...uh...the doctor said...she has only a few days...let me take her what I want to do Just what to do...but today...our wallets were...stolen by those people who were with us! My sister is...in pain...already...already out of control Stop it!" Wu Jin pulled the waiter into a mess and cried, and just in time stomped Wen Ningyue's foot, the pointy high-heeled heel stomped on Wen Ningyue's toes...

"My mother!!!!" Wen Ningyue screamed and fell to the ground.

"Look, sir!! My sister is about to lose it!! Sir!! Can you do me a favor?! You can help us advance the money first, and I will pay you back after I take my sister to the hospital!! I beg... Woohoo... count me in, I beg you!!"

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In the end, Wen Ningyue and Wu Jin returned home safely.without payment.

The author has something to say: Wu Jin’s true deception ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The author didn't take medicine today and I feel cute~

☆, perfect substitution